Grave Digging In Berlin

December 16, 2019 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Grave Digging In Berlin

Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Berlin, Germany.

He was investigating the incident which occurred last Thursday where someone opened the unmarked grave of SS officer Reinhard Heydrich a top Nazi killed by Czechoslovak agents in 1942.

Heydrich chaired the Wannssee Conference in January 1942 where Hitler’s genocidal “Final Solution” was planned.

Reinhard Heydrich ruled over Bohemia and Moravia until May 1942 when British-trained Czechoslovak agents attacked his limousine.

Heydrich later died of his injuries and was buried in a Berlin cemetery.

At the end of World War II, the victorious Allies decreed that the graves of prominent Nazis should not be marked to prevent Nazi sympathizers from turning them into shrines.

Thus whoever opened the unmarked grave of Heydrich must have had inside knowledge of its location.

Whitstable was brought in by Berlin police to help the investigation.

Fortunately for Whitstable and Berlin police, someone was flying a drone over the cemetery when Heydrich’s grave was opened.

The drone was doing some surveillance filming with a video camera.

There were 6 individuals at the grave.

Whitstable recognized one of them as being the Nazi vampire Franz Kohler who belonged to the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau.

No doubt it was Kohler who knew the locale.

Kohler had apparently been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith during the closing days of World War II.

The other person he recognized was Gavin Brown who worked for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as one of their liaison officers with various family planning NGOs in Africa.

A few years ago rumours crossed Whitstable’s desk that Brown was studying voodoo and how to bring people back from the dead while on an extended vacation down in Haiti.

Watching the video footage, Whitstable recognized that Gavin Brown was using hand and arm gestures used by Haitian voodoo practitioners to try to raise people from the dead.

Obviously Brown was trying to raise Reinhard Heydrich from the dead.

The dead raising ceremony was interrupted by a flock of pigeons who dropped their turds all over the six grave diggers bringing their dead raising ceremony to an abrupt end.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 16th
2019.

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Dracul Van Helsing Meets Maria Orsic

January 31, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )


The Austro-Croatian mystic Maria Orsic calls out to Dracul Van Helsing from the window of her Chicago hotel room.

Dracul Van Helsing used the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages prototype magic lanterns for his time travel.

They were a type of image projecting magic lantern that projected black and white film images.

This magic lantern had been invented by the Hungarian-American magician Harry Houdini, the Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla and the Greek-American movie producer and movie house theatre chain owner Alexander Pantages working together to develop it in 1925.

Houdini claimed to have gotten the idea for this magic lantern from a magician’s assistant of his named Serena who claimed to have gotten the idea from Thoth the Egyptian god of time.

However the magic lantern still seemed incapable of allowing time travel.

Eventually the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages prototype magic lantern came into the hands of Orson Welles.

In the early morning hours of October 31st 1938 (a few hours after his infamous War of The Worlds radio broadcast), an entity claiming to be a Martian who intensely disliked the state of New Jersey (and why did Welles allow him to land there in his broadcast?) gave Welles further tips on how to tweak the magic lantern to allow time travel.

Welles’ tweaking helped somewhat but it wasn’t enough.

It remained for the magic lantern to fall into the possession of the Austrian-American film actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr (the woman who in the early 1940s invented the wireless radio technology that eventually became Bluetooth and Wi-Fi) to put the final touches on the magic lantern to make it time travel capable.

Lamarr added those finishing touches to the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages prototype in January of 1949.

Hearing the news that an evil member of the Ahnenerbe Nazi Occult Bureau Franz Kohler was still alive and anxious to get his hands on the device, Hedy Lamarr hid it in a West Hollywood movie theatre (that still exists today as a repertory theatre that plays old movies).

She informed Welles where she had placed the magic lantern.

The secret died with them.

However when Hades and Persephone allowed the ghost of Orson Welles to leave the realm of Hades along with the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill to serve as spirit advisors to British MP Renfield R. Renfield, the ghost of Orson Welles had informed Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing of its location on New Year’s Day of this year.

Dracul visited the West Hollywood repertory movie theatre on January 14th of this year where he made out with the Greek goddess Athena who was appearing in black and white on the screen.

And Dracul had been time travelling on and off again ever since.

Today in a time warp between the Chicago of a 1930s Hollywood film set and the actual Chicago of today January 31st 2019, he was summoned to enter the hotel room of the Austro-Croatian mystic Maria Orsic (who was Nikola Tesla’s secret love).

Maria Orsic invites Dracul Van Helsing in for a cosmic tantric sex encounter. Dracul obliges.

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Pan Goatee’s Horrible Friday

August 17, 2018 at 11:09 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science-Fiction, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Pan Goatee’s Horrible Friday

DARPA contract assassin and genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was not having a good Friday.

An ugly looking high school girl stood in front of him as he rode the Public Transit Train.

So he promptly beheaded her with his laser astral machete.

Some of the passengers weren’t pleased with his actions judging by the expressions on their faces so he beheaded them as well.

He sang a song that went “A serial killer’s lot is not a happy one” (his own paraphrased version of an old British Gilbert and Sullivan comic operetta song about policemen).

Then when he was walking to his favourite beer 🍺 🍻 parlour to enjoy a cool 😎 refreshing drink on this hot and very dry summer day, a fat ugly blimp walked right in front of him to ruin his pleasant afternoon.

He promptly beheaded the fat ugly blimp and then kicked her head down the street as if he were a FIFA World Cup Football (what they stupidly call soccer ⚽️ in North America thought the British genetically created satyr) player moving through his opponents as if they were slow moving sardines to score the winning World Cup final goal.

As he kicked the extremely hideous and repulsive looking soccer ball (what they’d call a football in Britain, Europe and the rest of the world outside egocentric North America), he sang his own paraphrased version of that old Irish ☘️ Rovers song Lord of the Dance,

“Blimps, blimps, where ever you may be,
I’ll cut your head off to make the world more pretty
And I’ll cut your head off where ever you may be
and help make this world a lot more pretty.”

His favourite beer parlour turned out to be very crowded so after cutting the heads off of all the patrons inside, he then decided to go to another pub as the amount of blood all over the place would probably lead to the bar being closed and shut down for violating City Health Regulations.

He decided to head back home.

He then caught the public transit train and then a bus.

Another ugly woman tried to board the bus in front of him so he cut off her head as well.

After getting home, he decided to walk up to the grocery store to get a few groceries.

He encountered a few ugly women on the way there and back so he beheaded them as well.

“What’s the world coming to these days?” Pan Goatee thought to himself, “You can’t even peacefully go grocery shopping anymore without your eyes being visually assaulted by some specimen of misshapen ugly UFO alien-cow impregnated semi-human allegedly female hybrid. Rod Serling was truly prophetic with his TV series The Twilight Zone. That’s exactly what we’re living in- The Twilight Zone. Proof positive that the Apocalypse and the days of the Antichrist are upon us.”

Pan Goatee made the Sign of the Cross and said a Hail Mary (while accidentally spilling ketchup all over his Tom Brady New England Patriots #12 jersey).

He then tried to make himself supper when one of his stupid housemates bitched at him for trying to use the microwave even though the bastard wasn’t even using the microwave at the time.

Pan Goatee was fed up (considering the horrible day he had) and beheaded his housemate.

He then wondered what would happen to a human head if one put it on HIGH in the microwave for 5 minutes.

Pan Goatee decided to try it.

It turned out what happens is that the eyeballs in the human head totally explode and a whole bunch of blood, pus and what little brains the PBS hating and opera hating and Turner Classic Movie hating housemate had splatter all over the inside of the microwave.

“Well, it looks like this microwave is now toast,” Pan Goatee astutely observed and decided he better throw it in the garbage bin.

As he picked up the microwave, he knocked over the toaster sending it crashing to the floor and smashing into dozens of pieces.

“Well, it looks like that toaster is toast as well,” Pan Goatee shrewdly observed.

He put both the recently expired microwave with the exploded human head and eyeballs inside and the broken toaster into the City Sanitation Department’s Appliance and Electronics Recycling bin.

He would no doubt receive the papal Apostolic Blessing of Pope Francis for doing so as he was following to a “t” the papal environmental commandments set down in the papal encyclical Laudato Si.

After receiving Pope Francis’ papal Apostolic Blessing from afar, Pan Goatee decided he’d better order takeout pizza 🍕 as now both the microwave and the toaster were gone.

And the regular household oven had gone up in flames 🔥 after his unsuccessful attempt to make himself a pot of brown rice a few nights before.

He had since text messaged and asked a Malaysian friend of his who lived in a small Bavarian village the proper way to cook brown rice.

And as soon as the landlord replaced the oven, he’d try it again.

. . .

Coincidentally at that very moment in his papal apartment in the Vatican, Pope Francis was eating a pizza 🍕.

The pizza 🍕 had been sent to him as a gift from John Podesta.

“How nice of John Podesta to think of me,” Francis smiled.

. . .

The Nazi vampire Franz Kohler had been a member of the Ahnenerbe (the Nazi SS Occult Bureau) during his mortal life.

He had in his possession all the drawings, diagrams and documents of the Nazi built Flying Saucers 🛸 (that operated on propulsion by the Vril force) that were built by the Nazis and then were destroyed when it became apparent that they were going to lose the war.

German engineer Wernher von Braun thought he had all the relevant documents relating to Flying Saucers 🛸 in his possession but he turned out to be wrong much to the disappointment of the architects of the U.S. ‘s Operation Paperclip program.

As such, von Braun had to use and rely on his rocket 🚀 building skills to develop the American NASA Space Program and help put a man on the moon.

Kohler went to neither the Americans nor the Soviets with his plans.

Instead he hid out at a secret base that the Nazis had established in Antarctica 🇦🇶.

Now Kohler (who had since become a far right nationalist German member of the European Parliament) had approached Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman with the plans.

And the Saudi Crown Prince had established plans to build a new Red Sea economic zone specializing in high tech that would border Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦, Egypt 🇪🇬 and Jordan 🇯🇴 as a result.

The new city state of NEOM would build the Nazi Flying Saucers 🛸 for the 21st Century.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 17th
2018.

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Reblog- Night of The Unknown Light: The Dark Sun Becomes Manifest

April 3, 2018 at 10:01 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote 2 years ago last month featuring Adolf Hitler and a mysterious dark sun in the night sky that was alluded to in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs.

Dracul Van Helsing

Night of The Unknown Light: The Dark Sun Becomes Manifest

The date was January 25th 1938.

It was just a little after 6 PM.

The location was The Berghof the Berchtesgaden chalet home of German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler located in the Bavarian Alps.

Hitler was examining some documents handed to him by a member of the Nazi Occult Bureau the Ahnenerbe.

The Ahnenerbe representative was one Franz Kohler.

“What are these?” Hitler asked.

“They are translations of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs telling of a myth about the Egyptian sun god Ra that has never been mentioned in most history books,” Kohler explained to the Fuhrer.

“And what is this myth mentioned in the hieroglyphs?” Hitler asked.

“That the Egyptian sun god Ra walked around in the dark of night and was unseen,” Kohler replied.

“That is a curious myth,” Hitler acknowledged, “a sun god walking around at night and not being…

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Night of The Unknown Light: The Dark Sun Becomes Manifest

March 13, 2016 at 8:34 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Night of The Unknown Light: The Dark Sun Becomes Manifest

The date was January 25th 1938.

It was just a little after 6 PM.

The location was The Berghof the Berchtesgaden chalet home of German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler located in the Bavarian Alps.

Hitler was examining some documents handed to him by a member of the Nazi Occult Bureau the Ahnenerbe.

The Ahnenerbe representative was one Franz Kohler.

“What are these?” Hitler asked.

“They are translations of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs telling of a myth about the Egyptian sun god Ra that has never been mentioned in most history books,” Kohler explained to the Fuhrer.

“And what is this myth mentioned in the hieroglyphs?” Hitler asked.

“That the Egyptian sun god Ra walked around in the dark of night and was unseen,” Kohler replied.

“That is a curious myth,” Hitler acknowledged, “a sun god walking around at night and not being seen.”

“There is more,” Kohler pointed out, “occasionally every so often Ra could be seen as he walked at night.”

“And when did this strange phenomenon occur?” The Fuhrer inquired.

“When great empires were required to shed massive amounts of blood in appeasement to the gods so that the gods would come and walk the earth again,” Kohler answered.

“Interesting,” Hitler laid aside his copy of National Geographic Magazine where he had been looking at photographs of red spider monkeys prior to Kohler’s arrival, “what crazy people those ancient Egyptians were.”

“Maybe there was something to their ideas, Excellency,” Kohler stated.

“How so?” Hitler helped himself to some iced tea an American drink he found quite quaint.

“Some of our German astronomers have theorized the existence of a dwarf dark sun in our solar system- a sun the size of a planet that is generally unseen to the human eye or our telescopes on earth,” Kohler explained, “but occasionally this dwarf dark sun will make an appearance in the night sky.”

“That is interesting,” Hitler stood up and shook Kohler’s hand, “thank you for sharing this with me.”

Kohler bowed and left the Berghof.

At 6:30 PM, the Fuhrer gazed up at the night sky from the open air balcony of his Berchtesgaden Bavarian Berghof chalet.

Suddenly the night sky was ablaze like an immense moving furnace provoking a very strong blood red glow. The edge of the furnace was white as if the sun was about to come up.

There were immense arches of bright crimson red light with shifting areas of green and blue.

The spectacular vision in the night sky lasted until 9:30 PM.

3 hours in total the Fuhrer viewed the phenomenon.

3 hours of light in the night sky counterbalanced against 3 hours of darkness in the noonday sky on the day of Christ’s Crucifixion.

When the spectacular display ended, Hitler said to his aides,”Now, we shall shed blood.”

Less than 2 months later on March 12th, 1938, Hitler invaded Austria in a forced union and annexation called the Anschluss.

Hitler’s conquest of Europe had begun.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 12th 2016.

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