Osiris Views Vatican Christmas Tree and Nativity Scene

December 23, 2017 at 9:06 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Osiris Views Vatican Christmas Tree and Nativity Scene

The Egyptian vampire Osiris had been invited by the Rome based spiritist medium Cassandra Sibylline to view the Vatican Christmas Tree and Nativity scene.

Osiris was worried that as a vampire, he might suffer intense pain viewing Christian symbols on the tree 🌲 and in the Nativity scene.

Osiris need not have worried.

For the decorations on the Vatican Christmas tree in Saint Peter’s Square this year were devoid of Christian religious symbols.

There were peace signs and yin/yang symbols but no angels, no depictions of the Magi and no images of Mary, Joseph or the Christ Child.

As for the Vatican Nativity scene, it did have Joseph, Mary, the Magi and the shepherds. It also had a naked man (who Cassandra Sibylline said looked “like the poster boy for the local Tony Curtis Spartacus Gym and Health Spa”) lying on the straw.

An ad for the Vatican Nativity scene was in fact rejected by Facebook saying “Your ad can’t include images that are sexually suggestive or provocative.”

Commented Osiris to Cassandra Sibylline, “I like this year’s Vatican Christmas tree and Nativity scene. It makes a vampire feel right at home.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 23rd
2017.

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A Conversation With Athelstan

December 2, 2016 at 6:05 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A Conversation With Athelstan

“Well, Athelstan,” the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set sampled a glass of cognac with a dash of Type O blood and a twist of lemon, “there haven’t been any terrorist attacks in Europe so far this month.”

“Indeed not, sir,” Athelstan his butler and valet agreed.

“Damned thugs,” Set slurped on his iced Popsicle statue of the Hindu goddess Kali, “the Middle East was a lot more civilized when the people there worshipped my siblings and myself.”

“Very much so, sir,” Athelstan dusted off the replica model of the cedar box in which Set had placed his brother Osiris’ 14 body parts after he had dismembered him.

“Of course I really should have been the ruler of Egypt not my brother,” Set put down his hieroglyphic manuscript tablet copy of the ancient Egyptian bestseller In Praise of Fratricide which he had written many millennia ago.

“One of history’s great misfortunes that it never happened, sir,” Athelstan dusted off Set’s DVD collection of every single episode of Doctor Who.

“I wonder what my brother Osiris is doing in Rome,” Set picked up a copy of his Latin-Egyptian Dictionary.

“Presumably, he’s doing as the Romans do if he’s following the advice of that famous maxim, sir,” Athelstan adjusted the 1st Edition of Bartlett’s Great Quotations on the bookshelf.

“I wonder if Renfield has wiretapped Osiris’ phone line in Rome yet,” Set started brushing his teeth and his vampiric incisors with the new Colgate Ultra-Glistening Whitening Toothpaste.

“I believe he has, sir,” Athelstan checked his text message on his smart phone.

“So why hasn’t he returned to London yet?” Set asked Athelstan.

“I believe he’s still eating spaghetti and trying to make out with some of the beautiful young Italian women,” Athelstan answered.

“That sounds like Renfield all right,” Set used some Listerine mouthwash to gargle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 7th
2016.

Post-Script: This incident between Set and Athelstan happened back on August 7th of this year (the same day I wrote this blog post).

As a result of Renfield tapping Osiris’ phone, Renfield is now in possession of the information to be found in an ancient Gnostic gospel manuscript that Donald Trump is a Merovingian Bloodline descendent of an alleged marriage between Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene.

For further information, please read:

https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2016/11/25/osiris-and-the-lost-nag-hammadi-scroll/

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