Egy₱tian Vam₱ire Set In New York City
1OOth Anniversary of King Tut’s Tomb Being Found
So₱hia the Greco-Egy₱tian gnostic goddess of wisdom listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night ₱odcast while standing on the balcony of her a₱artment in Venice Italy. The date was November 4th 2O22 and the Greco-Egy₱tian gnostic goddess of wisdom So₱hia was standing on the balcony of her a₱artment in Venice Italy. She was listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night ₱odcast. Here were some of the things Renfield said, “Joe Biden is the ₱erfect Hegelian synthesis of the old American Ku Klux Klan and the old Soviet Stalinst Communist ₱arty… The Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democrats will try to cheat and alter the results in the u₱coming 2O22 U.S. midterm elections just like they cheated and altered the results in the 2O2O U.S. ₱residential election… The brainless mainstream media in North America will once again go along with it just like they did with the stolen election in 2O2O… California’s Neo-Stalinist Gov. Gavin Newsom is an A₱ostle of the Antichrist… Michigan’s Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is a diabolical dark arts ₱racticing witch… New York Gov. Kathy Hochul gets her flying broomstick re₱aired in Havana Cuba insulting American flying broomstick re₱air workers… The Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, Neo-Bolshevik Communist Washington ₱ost and Neo-Bolshevik Communist CNN are s₱onsoring a s₱eed hot dog eating contest on Election Eve with hot dogs ₱rovided by leftovers (left unsold to science research grou₱s such as those run by Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates and the Communist Chinese) donated by ₱lanned ₱arenthood International… This has been Renfield R. Renfield ₱roviding you with the news that other ₱odcasts don’t.” So₱hia imagined that the demons Baal and Ba₱homet and Mammon and Me₱histo₱heles would be sending assassin demons to kill Renfield. And indeed they had as soon as the ₱odcast was finished. What the demon assassins didn’t know was that the Set Estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore drank saucers of milk that had a teas₱oonful of Holy Water blessed by ₱o₱e St. ₱ius X dro₱₱ed in each one.
Athelstan The Valet Listens To Portions of Renfield’s Podcast
The Greek goddess Hera listens to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Thursday night podcast.
She was horrified by the possibility that Russian President Vladimir Putin might launch a nuclear attack on the West.
Renfield seemed to have insider information from Russia as well as knowing the contents of the Third Secret of Fatima (whose text the Vatican claimed to have released back in 2000 but they lied. They only released a vision associated with the secret not the secret itself).
Hera decided she must do something.
She didn’t want to see the destruction of planet Earth.
She got in touch with the Byzantine vampiress Theodora who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora the wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian I.
Theodora had been turned into a vampiress on June 28th 548 AD by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith.
Otherwise Theodora would have died from cancer.
“Hello,” Theodora picked up her phone at her estate in Athens, Greece.
. . .
Senile old fool Joe Biden was not listening to Renfield’s Thursday night podcast.
He was sniffing the needles on his marijuana smoking cactus planet which inhaled marijuana cigarettes and then exhaled marijuana smoke.
Biden believed the cactus needles were the hair of The Woman In Green.
The Woman In Green was the name of a 1945 Universal Pictures Sherlock Holmes film with Basil Rathbone as Holmes and Nigel Bruce as Dr. Watson that he watched on late night television last night.
“Mr. President,” one of his aides entered the Oval Office.
“Ow,” Joe pricked his nose on a cactus needle, “What is it?”.
“The wealthy residents of Martha’s Vineyard are once again complaining about immigrants being sent there,” his aide said.
“Who’s sending immigrants this time?” Biden wiped his nose with a used diaper, “Ron DeSantis or Greg Abbot?”.
“Greg Abbott the Governor of Texas,” his aide answered, “But this recent batch of immigrants are different. These are zombie 15th Century Aztec warriors recently raised from the dead in Mexico by a South African witch doctor at the behest of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec who’s the goddaughter of the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl (whom Utah Sen. Mitt Romney being Mormon thinks is the person of Jesus Christ when he visited the Americas according to Mormon teaching).”
“Why did Qonzilqointec send these zombie 15th Century Aztec warriors across the Mexico-U.S. border anyways?” Biden asked. “And does this Qonzilqointec have nice hair? Is it worth sniffing?”.
“Qonzilqointec is very beautiful, she does have nice hair and it probably is worth sniffing,” his aide explained.
“This new King Charles III of England was quite cranky when I sniffed the flowers on his mother’s coffin quite intently as the cameras looked away,” Biden recalled, “He asked me what the Hell I was doing? It was quite sad that it was a closed casket funeral. I quite enjoyed sniffing Her Majesty’s hair when she was alive. I wonder if…”
“Mr. President, to answer your 1st question,” his aide interjected, “The reason Qonzilqointec sent these living dead Aztec warriors across the border was to re-annex parts of the U.S. to a revived Aztec Empire.”
“But I don’t think Martha’s Vineyard in Massachusetts was ever part of the Aztec Empire,” Joe Biden reflected.
“It is now,” another aide entered the room.
. . .
Athelstan the butler and valet to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was doing his daily housecleaning duties around the Set Estate mansion.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who lived in the mansion) was doing his Thursday night podcast from his bedroom.
Athelstan occasionally listened in before going on to his next cleaning job.
As he passed the room, he heard Renfield say, “They are a bunch of Belgian waffles who have fruits all over them…”
“Is Renfield talking about breakfast?” Athelstan asked Amadeus Emanon as he walked by.
“No,” Athelstan shook his head, “I think he’s talking about the Belgian Conference of (supposedly) Catholic Bishops who have voted to approve blessing gay unions.”
Athelstan dusted Set’s statue of Napoleon.
He walked by Renfield’s room where he heard Renfield say, “The Vatican is a Communist craphole…”
When he finished dusting Set’s nude statue of Pauline Borghese as Venus Victrix, he passed Renfield’s room again where Renfield asked, “What does Joe Biden have in common with the Vatican?”.
When he had finished dusting the statue of Queen Cleopatra, again he passed Renfield’s room where Renfield said, “Meanwhile in other news, U.S. Vice-President Kamala Harris is bitching that a group of zombie 15th Century Aztec warriors have taken over her house…”
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday September 22nd
2022.
The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II
The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II
The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had flown in his environmentally friendly dirigible to the city of Wadowice Poland.
Wadowice is a small city in southern Poland about 50 kilometres southwest of Krakow.
It is situated on the Skawa River (a confluence of the Vistula) in the eastern part of the Silesian Foothills.
It is best known for being the birthplace of Karol Josef Wojtyla who became Pope John Paul II.
Today was John Paul II’s 100th birthday.
For May 18th 1920 was the date little Karol Josef was born to his parents Emilia and Karol Wojtyla Sr.
Set, although he had never met the man that history called Saint John Paul the Great, decided to go there to pay his respects.
Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, the streets of Wadowice were not overflowing with pilgrims and tourists as would have been the case if there hadn’t been a pandemic happening in the world.
Set stood outside the Museum of the Holy Father Family Home in Wadowice.
The museum was the actual family home of Pope John Paul II and contains a huge collection of objects that had once belonged to Karol Josef Wojtyla and his family.
Set recognized a Cardinal approaching the family home.
The Cardinal was Samhain Cardinal Salaman who had once worked as a professional stage magician in London a few years ago.
A couple of years ago he had been baptized, confirmed, ordained a deacon, ordained a priest, consecrated a bishop and elevated to the Cardinalate all on the same day by Pope Francis.
The reason was Salaman’s knowledge of Kabbalism.
Even though Salaman was neither Jewish nor a member of any Kabbalistic sect, Pope Francis was advised by one of his loyal cardinals Cardinal JM (as the Cardinal was known) that someone as familiar with real Kabbalistic magic and occultic practice as Salaman was could prove very useful in the Vatican that Pope Francis was hoping to create.
Samhain decided to come to Wadowice on this date because he had never really become a Vatican insider in Pope Francis’ Vatican (he was much too heterosexual for that) and he also couldn’t stomach the hypocrisy of the Communist Pope Francis supposedly paying tribute to the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II on his 100th birthday.
“Mr. Set,” the Cardinal greeted the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire.
“Cardinal Salaman,” the Egyptian vampire greeted back.
Cardinal Salaman informed Set that he had just been visiting the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of The Blessed Virgin Mary where the young Karol Josef and future Pope had been baptized on June 20th 1920.
Currently standing outside the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of the Blessed Virgin Mary was the vampire Lev Tomi.
Lev Tomi was undergoing a different sort of pilgrimage for
Lev Tomi was Leon Trotsky the Russian Soviet Bolshevik who had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City back on August 21st 1940 after having been dealt a blow to the head with an ice pick by Stalinist assassin and Spanish born NKVD agent Ramon Mercader the day before on August 20th 1940.
Being turned into a vampire prevented Trotsky from dying although his “death” was announced to the world to prevent any more of Stalin’s killer hound dogs being sent after him.
Trotsky now using the name Lev Tomi started working for the United Nations after the end of World War II and in 1992 became the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.
A position he had held ever since.
Trotsky was visiting the birthplace of the Polish Pope because it had been the Polish people under the military leadership of Marshal Josef Pilsudski who had defeated his (Leon Trotsky’s) Soviet Red Army in the Battle of Warsaw (also known as the Miracle of The Vistula) fought between August 12th and August 25th 1920.
The Polish Army on the verge of total defeat, after having seen the Blessed Virgin Mary appear on the banks of the Vistula River, went on to repulse and then defeat the Soviet Red Army.
Even Vladimir Lenin the supreme Bolshevik leader had called it an “enormous defeat” for his forces.
The battle had stopped Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army from advancing across Poland to attack Germany and the rest of Western Europe and thereby establish a continent wide Pan-European Soviet Union and eventually a worldwide Soviet Union.
The Poles (who produced Karol Josef Wojtyla the future Pope Saint John Paul the Great) had stopped global Communism in its tracks.
Now, Tomi reflected, in this the 100th year of John Paul II’s birth and the 100th year of the Miracle On The Vistula victory in the Polish-Soviet War, the forces of Communism would use fear of climate change and now conveniently helped by fear of this pandemic to establish their worldwide totalitarian regime.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 18th
2020.
Cardinal Zen, The WHO and The Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli
Cardinal Zen, The WHO and The Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli
Athelstan the butler and valet used a 6 foot long stick to help the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set take off his coat after he returned from his exercise walk.
“Social distancing rules, eh, Athelstan?” Set asked.
“Indeed, sir,” Athelstan nodded.
“I see Joseph Cardinal Zen the bishop emeritus of Hong Kong who criticized Pope Francis for selling out the underground Catholic Church in mainland China is now questioning the credibility of the WHO (World Health Organization) and their close ties to and support of the Beijing Communist regime. When the close ties between WHO Assistant-General Bruce Aylward (a Canadian) and China’s government became apparent in a press conference exchange between Aylward and a Hong Kong reporter this past Monday, days later Aylward’s name has suddenly vanished from being tied to the WHO and his information has been scrubbed off the Internet. And the Council on Foreign Relations (which is a Freemasonic Illuminati style organization) even says that WHO’s Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus seems to hold too close ties to the PRC government even for the CFR’s liking. So all these WHO guidelines that are assimilated and taken at face value across the world stripping common liberties and rights alike as entire nations go under lockdown, Cardinal Zen asks the question, “Has the People’s Republic of China successfully staged a global coup on the world stage?”. And of course if they have, Athelstan, they couldn’t have done so without the help of Pope Francis whose appointed head and Chancellor of the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences the Argentine Bishop Marcelo Sanchez Sorondo said back in 2018 that the Chinese Communists were the best at bringing Catholic Church social teaching into practical action and application. Maybe Francis’ social teaching but not that of his papal predecessors.”
. . .
U. S. President Donald Trump who had just ordered the company 3M to stop selling N95 face masks to Canada had a dream where he was standing on the Canada-U.S. border and shouting at Canada, “A plague on all your houses. A plague on all your houses.”
. . .
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was skyping with a friend of his the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who was one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists.
“I see Pope Francis is no longer calling himself by the title Vicar of Christ,” Father Aidan remarked to Renfield.
“Well, at least that’s honest of him,” Renfield noted.
“In the 2020 edition of the Vatican yearbook,” Father Aidan went on, “the Annuario Pontificio, Vicar of Christ is no longer listed as one of his titles. He is simply called Jorge Maria Bergoglio. Other titles other Popes have been called in the past such as “Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of The Vatican City-State” are now all listed at the bottom of the page identified only as “historical” titles of the past.”
“I guess being the Chief Prophet of the New World Order is more important than any of those,” Renfield was devouring his tuna fish sandwich with no hint of social distancing between him and what he was eating, “The UN, the WHO and the People’s Republic of China undoubtedly approve. This past February, a geopolitical analyst friend of mine started calling Francis the Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli.”
“That title may appear in the next edition of the Vatican yearbook Annuario Pontificio,” Father Aidan commented.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 3rd
2020.
Yaldabaoth’s Vision On His Way To The Big Apple
Yaldabaoth’s Vision On His Way To The Big Apple
Athelstan the butler and valet to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a conversation with British MP Renfield R. Renfield.
Both men were 6 meters away from one another so they wouldn’t be shot by killer drones recently commandeered by WHO (the World Health Organization) for those who violated the world body’s social distancing rules.
Athelstan was also wearing a face mask.
Although whether this was because he feared getting the Coronavirus or because he had just cleaned out the kitty litter box belonging to Nefertiti Galore (the vampire Set’s fiercely protective house cat) is a matter for speculation.
“So, Mr. Renfield,” Athelstan coughed through his face mask, “I hear that Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam issued an Executive Order this past Monday making it a criminal offense to hold a Church service with more than 10 people present. If found guilty, people could be imprisoned for 12 months and/or fined $2,500.”
“I imagine,” Renfield lit his pipe, “that the Baal and Baphomet worshipping Marxist despot Ralph Northam was positively ejaculating in ecstasy and orgasm at being able to sign such an Executive Order. I don’t imagine he’ll ever bother rescinding it even when the pandemic is over.”
“Probably not, sir,” Athelstan dusted off a portrait painting of the late British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher dressed in a medieval Iron Maiden torture chamber item suit, “Did you hear that Pope Francis’ personally designated papal successor Luis Antonio Cardinal Tagle is saying let’s overcome the Coronavirus with a pandemic of love?”.
“Well,” Renfield sipped his pipe, “Isn’t that jackass just the epitome of romance?”.
. . .
Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was flying a magic shamrock flying carpet from his rented farmhouse in Vermont to New York City.
Yaldabaoth had recently left Ireland after that country had closed all its pubs (As Yaldabaoth remarked at the time, “You know a world situation is serious when it forces Ireland to close all its pubs.”)
He had gone to Vermont hoping that the pubs would be open.
Many of them were closed but lucky for Yaldabaoth, there were plenty of Vermont country gentlemen who made their own moonshine.
Yaldabaoth rented his Vermont farmstead from another Irish leprechaun The Fantastic Flanigan.
The Fantastic Flanigan had the honour of being the world’s shortest UFC fighter.
He also had the honour of being the world’s only always defeated UFC fighter.
Generally all the other UFC fighters used the Fantastic Flanigan as practice for the day the old medieval sport of dwarf tossing was once again brought back into the world.
It so happened that the Fantastic Flanigan owned a flying carpet (made from magic shamrocks) so he had left it behind in the barn for Yaldabaoth to use.
Flanigan was currently spending his social isolation time at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
As Yaldabaoth approached New York City, he was shocked to see the Big Apple surrounded by an army of Dullahans (A Dullahan was a black horse riding headless horseman of death).
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 26th
2020
Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border
Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border
The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was going to watch some news footage.
He would not be viewing the news footage on his smart phone or tablet or laptop as the old Egyptian deity had recently come down with a severe allergy to 21st Century technology.
His physician (who specialized in vampiric and other supernatural creature ailments) Dr. Henry Jekyll said that might be a good thing since it would make him less likely to accept the integrated Mark of the Beast system when the Antichrist took power on the world stage.
Set agreed that it might have its advantages.
So Set’s chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had arranged a Set Enterprises team to download news off the Net, put it over on to old fashioned film, wind it on to old fashioned film reels, put them on a film projector and then project the images from the film projector on to a white screen in a darkened room.
Set would currently be watching uncensored news footage (not generally available to most of the world’s population) of United States President Donald Trump meeting North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on the border between the two Koreas on the Korean Peninsula earlier today.
The film showed Trump waving to Kim Jong-un in the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) between North and South Korea.
The two men shook hands.
Kim invited Trump to step over the northern DMZ line across the border into North Korea.
Trump stuck his left leg across the border into North Korea and began to sing, “You put your left foot in… ” (puts his left foot across the border), “you take your left foot out” (takes his left foot back into the DMZ), “you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” (Trump spins around like an idiot while standing on his right leg alone as he shakes his left leg in the air as he spins around).
Mr. Trump then proceeded to do the same with his right foot, “You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” all the while doing the accompanying actions and spins between the DMZ line and the North Korean border using a different leg and foot this time.
“Is the President of the United States actually doing what my eyes seem to suggest he’s doing?” Set asked his butler and valet Athelstan.
“I believe he is, sir,” Athelstan answered.
“Well this explains why they now allow people from other countries to perform on the show America’s Got Talent,” Set started to eat his hot buttered popcorn as he sat in his theatre seat.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Sunday June 30th
2019.
Miranda Singh At The King David Hotel In Jerusalem
Miranda Singh At The King David Hotel In Jerusalem
Miranda Singh in the lobby of the King David Hotel in Jerusalem
Miranda Singh the Executive Secretary to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was sitting in the lobby of the King David Hotel in Jerusalem.
Earlier in the day, she had worn Kali’s bracelets of invisibility and had spied on the closed door meeting between U.S. National Security advisor John Bolton and Russian National Security advisor Nikolay Patrushev where the pair had discussed Ukraine, arms control and Venezuela.
Tomorrow there would be a trilateral meeting with Israeli National Security advisor Meir Ben-Shabbat that Miranda Singh would also be attending uninvited.
. . .
In London, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was reading text messages from Miranda Singh.
His personal butler and valet Athelstan was acting as his secretary while Miss Singh was away.
“Athelstan, cancel my invitation to the 6th Annual Nicolas Maduro Invitational Golf Tournament in Caracas next month,” Set directed.
“Very good, sir,” Athelstan made a note of that.
“Athelstan, cancel my invitation to the 1st Annual Volodymyr Zelensky Invitational Golf Tournament in Kiev next month,” Set said after reading another text message.
“Very good, sir,” Athelstan also made a note of that.
“Athelstan, cancel my invitation to the 3rd Annual Donald Trump Display of U.S. Military Power Invitational Golf Tournament at the Mar-a-Lago Club in Florida for next month,” Set announced after reading a third text message.
“Very good, sir,” Athelstan likewise made a note of that.
Set then made a call to his stock broker to invest in a company that would soon be exporting ice to Tuktoyaktuk which is Canada’s northernmost community on the Arctic Ocean.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 24th
2019.
U.S. Democrats and Radical Feminists Will Always Believe The Women Unless The Accused Is Named Bill Clinton
U.S. Democrats and Radical Feminists Will Always Believe The Women Unless The Accused Is Named Bill Clinton
“U.S. Democrats and radical feminists will always believe the women unless the accused is named Bill Clinton.”
Such was the reply given by British MP Renfield R. Renfield when he was asked to give his response on the reaction of various groups of Americans to the jail time sentence for disgraced comedian Bill Cosby and the Senate hearings regarding Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.
Then Renfield added, “The same goes as well for the idiots at The Washington Post and The New York Times. They will always believe the women as well unless the accused is named Bill Clinton.”
Mrs. Worthington the rabid fanatical British and European football (soccer in the U.S. and Canada) fan who always got into violent vitriolic pub and bar brawls on the subject with other customers who were fans of her favourite teams’ opponents added (she was Renfield’s lunch companion at the time), “Just like these same gang of idiots are always opposed to pedophile covering up bishops unless the pedophile covering up bishop happens to be named Pope Francis. The only so-called “progressive” far leftist paper that seems to have a sense of decency is Der Spiegel which is finally attacking Pope Francis for protecting those priests and bishops who molest altar boys or rape young male seminarians.”
“Now, Mother, do calm yourself,” said Mrs. Worthington’s son Athelstan who was the butler and valet to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set and was taking the day off to escort his mother around London, “Remember what your doctor says about your heart condition.”
“I’ll have to get a new doctor,” Mrs. Worthington answered, “He died yesterday. He’s the 32nd doctor in the past 10 years who’s died on me after constantly advising me to stop getting excited while watching British and European and FIFA World Cup Football games and to keep out of pub and bar brawls on the subject because it might aggravate my heart condition and I’ll keel over.”
“Mr. Renfield,” a reporter asked the MP, “why do U.S. Democrats, radical feminists, the New York Times and The Washington Post go after people like Brett Kavanaugh (who may or may not be guilty) but give a free pass to the likes of Bill Clinton and Pope Francis?”.
“Those sexual predators who either knowingly or unknowingly worship the demons Moloch and Baphomet they will give a free pass to,” Renfield answered, “since likewise most U. S. Democrats, radical feminists, Washington Post and New York Times editors and reporters either knowingly or unknowingly worship Moloch and Baphomet and their sacrifice of innocent human life agendas.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 28th
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Nefertiti Galore The Shapeshifting Cat of The Billionaire Ancient Egyptian Vampire Set
December 13, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Anne Rice, Boris Johnson, Nefertiti Galore, Renfield R. Renfield, Set, The Billionaire Ancient Egyptian Vampire Set, The Covid Tyranny, The Ghost of Orson Welles)
The maid opened the door and in walked Nefertiti Galore the shapeshifting cat of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (She was able to shapeshift into different breeds of cats).
“Let me get a picture,” said the ghost of Orson Welles as he took a photo with a spectral black and white camera.
Nefertiti Galore had spent the day in London attacking deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media.
It got so bad that British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was forced to stand in the House of Commons to declare a state of emergency.
That was until Nefertiti Galore emptied the house with her attack.
The only MP who remained sitting was Renfield R. Renfield who sat reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and sipping a glass of Napoleon brandy.
. . .
The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has asked a judge to further delay releasing Pfizer jab data until at least 2096.
Remarked Renfield, “An intelligent person like Sherlock Holmes would ask “What are they hiding that they require such a long delay?”. A stupid person like Calgary City Councillor Gian-Carlo Carra wouldn’t ask.”
Renfield stood up and asked the empty Speaker’s chair, “Mr. Speaker, is the Prime Minister aware that 295 young athletes across the world have had cardiac arrests and 169 have died after receiving the Covid shot? If he’s not aware, he may leave the the chamber.”
Johnson had already left the chamber.
Renfield then made the following statement, “The great vampire novelist Anne Rice passed away from complications from a stroke this past Saturday December 11th 2021. What the mainstream media won’t tell you is that stroke arose in the aftermath of her March 2021 vaccination.”
. . .
SNN (Set News Network) reported that Pope Francis had a “very cordial” and “exciting” meeting (to use the Vatican News Agency’s terminolgy) with Spain’s Communist Deputy Prime Minister Yolanda Diaz this past Saturday December 11th.
They discussed climate change, the Great Reset and making the world a better place.
Renfield refrained from making an editorial comment as the statement above spoke for itself.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 13th
2021.
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