Of Androids and Koalas

November 15, 2014 at 11:57 pm (Entertainment, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, Movies, News, Religion, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Of Androids And Koalas

Pope Francis picked up the phone on this Saturday evening of November 15th 2014 to make another one of his surprise phone calls to ordinary people.

The man he was calling was a journalist and a writer and Francis wished to discuss an article that the man had written.

The man answered the phone but it turned out that the 1939 film Of Mice and Men (based on the novella by John Steinbeck) was on TV and it was just starting and he didn’t want to miss it so he said to Francis, “Some other time, Your Holiness” and hung up the phone.

Francis had to chuckle.

As he put the phone down, it rang again.

Francis picked it up.

It was a Vatican museum curator calling.

Apparently they had just found in one of their hundreds of thousands of crates the actual robotic automaton called Androides that had been invented, built and designed by Saint Albertus Magnus (Saint Albert the Great born 1193? – died 1280) one of the greatest philosophers and scientists of the High Middle Ages.

Most Church historians had just thought the story of Albertus Magnus building the automaton Androides was a medieval legend.

Now it turned out to be true.

Pope Francis then looked at the date on the calendar again.

November 15th.

Albertus Magnus’ automaton creation had been found on the Feast Day of Saint Albertus Magnus.

. . .

American CIA agent Bob Belfor (whose family owned a property restoration business) was in Brisbane Australia at the G-20 Summit.

Belfor was on a rogue operation.

He had been hired to assassinate Russian President Vladimir Putin at the summit.

So now Belfor was outside the place in Brisbane where the Russian leader was staying.

He was using the camera on an iPad tablet to record the event and send it via the Internet to his superiors as it happened.

A koala bear was climbing up the side of the building and carrying a gun at the same time.

“I trained the koala myself,” Belfor spoke into the iPad mic.

Belfor was lying to impress his superiors of course (the koala was really the shapeshifting genetically created half-man half goat satyr serial killer and hired U.S. government assassin Pan Goatee who had shapeshifted into a koala for the occasion).

The koala entered through the window of Putin’s room.

He was immediately kicked out of the room and thrown out the window by the Russian leader’s red headed female cyborg Sophia who was acting as Putin’s bodyguard.

“The best laid plans of mice and men,” Belfor wept as the koala hit the street, “they often go astray.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday November 15th
2014.

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Diablos Nocturna and The New Atlantis

May 9, 2014 at 4:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Diablos Nocturna and The New Atlantis

He was the man at Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service’s Foreign section MI-6 that was known only by his code name Diablos Nocturna.

Although he was not currently abroad from the United Kingdom like he usually was.

In fact he was in the delightful English Cotswolds town of Tewkesbury visiting an antiquarian book dealer who specialized in rare books.

Diablos Nocturna had been told what to look for in the bookshop by agents of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

Diablos Nocturna had met the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec on numerous occasions.

Diablos Nocturna went to the bookshelf where he had been directed.

There on that shelf he found a rare original copy of the original printed edition of Sir Francis Bacon’s The New Atlantis first published in 1627.

Even though the work was unfinished (Bacon having died on April 9th, 1626), his publishers thought it would be a good thing for posterity if the philosopher’s utopian novel was published.

Diablos Nocturna went to Page 17 of the 46 page book as had been suggested by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

There he found a handwritten note dated April 2nd 1626 (a week before Bacon died) that had been personally signed Francis Bacon, Baron Verulam and Viscount St. Alban.

The note read, When Russia has destroyed the New Atlantis, the old Atlantis shall arise in Europe like a Phoenix from the ashes and embers of the New Atlantis.

. . .

The note could be a forgery but knowing Qonzilqointec, she wouldn’t have directed him to a forgery since she was aware that experts working for her enemies (i.e. the Paris-based Egyptian Vampiress Isis and her allies) would use all their tools at hand to test the document’s authenticity should it be released into the public domain.

Diablos Nocturna purchased the book from the Tewkesbury antiquarian book dealer using his MI-6 Platinum Master Spy VISA Gold Card #007.

“Never seen one of these before,” the antiquarian book dealer remarked as he checked the card.

“You probably won’t see too many again in the future,” Diablos Nocturna quipped, “for they are as rare as the books you sell.”

. . .

When Diablos Nocturna returned to MI-6 Headquarters at Vauxhall Cross, London, he photographed the book, the cover and all its pages plus the handwritten note with Bacon’s cryptic prophecy and emailed the photos to CIA Agent Bob Belfor at CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia.

He decided on Belfor because Qonzilqointec had informed Diablos of Belfor’s attempt on her life at Cinco de Mayo festivities in Mexico City a few days ago.

He figured that Belfor then was probably one of the Egyptian Vampiress Isis’ CIA puppets.

So a good person to send the info to.

Then sit and watch the fun begin.

. . .

Bob Belfor spit out his Subway sandwich and his glass of Coke all over his white shirt and tie as soon as he read Diablos Nocturna’s message.

He immediately got in touch with his superiors.

Not his superiors at the agency or even in government but his superiors in the Masonic lodge to which he belonged.

. . .

Belfor contacted his lodge’s Worshipful Master who contacted the Grand Master presiding over the Grand Lodge in the jurisdiction who then went up the Masonic ladder until the Grand Commander of the Supreme Council of the 33rd Degree of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry, Southern Jurisdiction in Washington DC was contacted.

. . .

United States President Barack Obama took the call.

It was the Grand Commander of the Supreme Council of the 33rd Degree of the Ancient and Accepted Rite of Freemasonry, Southern Jurisdiction in Washington DC calling.

On the television that was on while the President talked, the documentary program quoted a quote that Leon Trotsky had made in 1934, “When there’s a United States of Europe, then there shall be a United States of the World.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 9th
2014

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