Send In The Clowns

June 29, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pope Francis was laying in bed trying to fall asleep.

He had neglected to take off his red clown nose that he had put on earlier this evening in order to attend a Clown Mass that was being held at Saint Peter’s Basilica.

During the reading of the Gospel at the Clown Mask, a holographic image of American Jesuit priest James Martin read a chapter from Stephen King’s novel IT rather than a chapter from the Gospel of Matthew, Mark, Luke or John.

“A word to the wise,” Cerberus the Hell Hound of the Underworld dropped a penny on Pope Francis’ head while hanging from the ceiling of the Basilica.

After meditating on the meaning of tonight’s Gospel reading, Francis fell asleep.

He dreamed that he was down in the fires of Tartarus and he watched as that 21st Century cultural icon Lady Gaga was busy roasting away on a rotating barbeque spit over a large area of open flames.

The air was thick with the smell and aroma of sulphur.

A group of demons danced around Lady Gaga as she roasted away.

As they danced, they sang a song Died This Way (to the tune and melody of Lady Gaga’s song Born This Way).

Francis woke up.

“But how is that possible?” The Vicar of cliche Marxist slogans asked himself, “As I told Eugenio Scalfari the atheistic Marxist co-founder of the newspaper La Repubblica in a couple of interviews with him, Hell does not exist and even if it does, there’s no one there.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 29th
2021.

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