Nefertiti Galore The Shapeshifting Cat of The Billionaire Ancient Egyptian Vampire Set

December 13, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The maid opened the door and in walked Nefertiti Galore the shapeshifting cat of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (She was able to shapeshift into different breeds of cats).

“Let me get a picture,” said the ghost of Orson Welles as he took a photo with a spectral black and white camera.

Nefertiti Galore had spent the day in London attacking deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media.

It got so bad that British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was forced to stand in the House of Commons to declare a state of emergency.

That was until Nefertiti Galore emptied the house with her attack.

The only MP who remained sitting was Renfield R. Renfield who sat reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and sipping a glass of Napoleon brandy.

. . .

The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has asked a judge to further delay releasing Pfizer jab data until at least 2096.

Remarked Renfield, “An intelligent person like Sherlock Holmes would ask “What are they hiding that they require such a long delay?”. A stupid person like Calgary City Councillor Gian-Carlo Carra wouldn’t ask.”

Renfield stood up and asked the empty Speaker’s chair, “Mr. Speaker, is the Prime Minister aware that 295 young athletes across the world have had cardiac arrests and 169 have died after receiving the Covid shot? If he’s not aware, he may leave the the chamber.”

Johnson had already left the chamber.

Renfield then made the following statement, “The great vampire novelist Anne Rice passed away from complications from a stroke this past Saturday December 11th 2021. What the mainstream media won’t tell you is that stroke arose in the aftermath of her March 2021 vaccination.”

. . .

SNN (Set News Network) reported that Pope Francis had a “very cordial” and “exciting” meeting (to use the Vatican News Agency’s terminolgy) with Spain’s Communist Deputy Prime Minister Yolanda Diaz this past Saturday December 11th.

They discussed climate change, the Great Reset and making the world a better place.

Renfield refrained from making an editorial comment as the statement above spoke for itself.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 13th
2021.

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