Behind The Scenes of The DNC

August 19, 2020 at 10:25 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been talking to a friend of his who was an Alberta based geopolitical analyst.

The friend mentioned two books written by the same man that had strongly influenced his life.

The man was Malachi Martin a former Jesuit priest who had left the Jesuit order because it had pretty well been taken over by Marxists.

The two books by Martin were first The Final Conclave and the second was The Keys of This Blood.

The Final Conclave written by Martin was published in 1978.

It described a future conclave in which a Communist was elected Pope.

That happened in March 2013 with the election of Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina who took the name Pope Francis.

The second was The Keys of This Blood published in 1990 in which a KGB plot was described whereby the countries of Central and Eastern Europe would be allowed to go free and the USSR would undergo a transition towards a more democratic state.

The KGB plot was a 30 year plan to turn the United States of America into a Communist state from within.

Once the U.S. went Communist, then the whole world would go Communist.

And it would happen without a single nuclear weapon being fired reasoned the KGB planners.

Now 30 years later in 2020, the plan would be complete with the senility prone Joe Biden (a most malleable puppet of his Communist overseers if there ever was one) winning the Presidency.

Renfield then watched some highlights from last night’s Democratic National Convention – a virtual convention which was turning out to be duller and even more cheesy than a PBS local community fundraiser.

It would definitely make Dr. Frasier Crane singing Buttons and Bows for a pre-Bolshevik Revolution Seattle PBS fundraising telethon look like a Giuseppe Verdi opera by comparison.

Renfield viewed the highlights using Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Supernatural Entity Detector Lens allowing Renfield to view what was really going on behind the scenes.

The lens allowed Renfield to see what was happening just prior to Bill Clinton (looking 99.9% dead and a living corpse) addressing the American people and telling them to cast their votes for Joe Biden.

Hillary entered a room and shouted, “Bill! Bill! It’s time for your address to the virtual Democratic National Convention!”.

Bill is lying on a couch looking very much dead and decomposed and lying under a mountain of dust and huge spider woven cob webs.

“Oh shit! He’s dead!” Hillary exclaimed angrily, “I didn’t know he had died. I rarely ever speak to him. Chelsea mentioned on her last visit that “Dad isn’t looking well at all” but as I said to her at the time, he looks like just the way he looked whenever he returned from Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser Saint James Virgin Island. He was probably dead back then when Chelsea told me that he wasn’t looking well at all.”

Hillary grabbed her Haitian Voodoo Spell Book and turned to the chapter on Raising People From The Dead.

“I’ve never been able to successfully cast a voodoo spell before,” Hillary started chanting voodoo spells in much the same way as a Pentecostal preacher might attempt to chant a Latin Gregorian chant from the pre-Vatican II Catholic Church, “Baron Samedi don’t fail me now. It might be highly embarrassing if I have to tell the Democratic National Convention via livestream that Bill has died. Especially after asking Mexican authorities if I could borrow the ice pick axe with which Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader murdered Leon Trotsky almost 80 years ago to the very day now.”

Surprisingly the loa of Haitian voodoo heard Hillary’s earnest chanting (or more likely they were irritated by her ear piercing shrieks) and Bill was raised from the dead.

“Thank goodness, you brought me back from the dead, dear,” Bill gasped, “Because Cerberus was busy chewing on my tiny third leg. Someone neglected to put all that Mena, Arkansas Airport money in my mouth so I could pay Charon the Ferryman across the River Styx.”

Bill then addressed Democrats via livestream telling them that America needed a President who respected the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Watching Bill’s little speech on television at home, Monica Lewinsky almost choked on the banana she was eating when Bill Clinton talked about the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Then after Joe Biden had formally been elected the Democratic Party Presidential nominee, a choir of demons from Hell rose up on to the empty convention stage to sing,

“And crown him, crown him,
crown him, crown him,
and crown him lord of all.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 19th
2020.

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Renfield Takes Stock of The North American Titanic

August 18, 2020 at 10:14 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was spending the day in an English country garden.

Renfield was currently on his laptop, sitting under a tree and sipping a Mai Tai.

He was spending the day answering emails from a few of his North American fans.

Some Canadians were writing to him complaining that most of the “health experts” in Canada (whom the media were constantly focusing on in this time of the pandemic caused by an escaped Chinese Communist bioweapon) were all female (which was all right) but they were also all quite repulsively ugly (which was not all right).

It was Renfield’s understanding that these “health experts” were saying the same thing day after day and thus there was no reason for these facial breakers of mirrors to appear in public every day.

Renfield lined up the next Alberta Health Press Conference from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada with a new individual who would just repeat the same lines that the ugly looking female Provincial “Health Expert” said every day.

A parrot then appeared at the podium in front of the assembled news media.

Quoth the parrot, “Squawk. Remember to wash your hands. Squawk. Remember to wash your hands. Squawk. Remember to wash your hands.”

The parrot then made his next statement, “Squawk. Practice social distancing. Squawk. Practice social distancing. Squawk. Practice social distancing.”

Flapping his feathers, the parrot then built up to the punch line, “Squawk. Wear a mask at all times. Squawk. Wear a mask at all times. Squawk. Wear a mask at all times.”

Yes, the parrot just sounds like your typical “health expert” now, Renfield thought to himself as he watched on his laptop.

The parrot then added, “Squawk. Polly wants a cracker. Squawk. Polly wants a cracker. Squawk. Polly wants a cracker.”

Okay, Renfield thought, the parrot will add an improvisational line of his own just so that these Health Authority press conferences don’t wind up as boring as a Stephen Colbert comedy routine.

. . .

After taking a brief dip in the garden wading pool where he made a dozen laps back and forth across the two metre wide long pool, Renfield towelled himself off and went back to his laptop.

He then watched a few scenes from last night’s U.S. Democratic Party Presidential Virtual Convention.

After rolling on the grass next to his lawn chair in huge rollicking gales of laughter, the next door neighbour to Renfield’s country estate was thinking to himself, “He doesn’t seem to be taking the Democratic National Convention with the same degree of seriousness as The Washington Post, The New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, Global News Canada and all the other disinformation branches of the New World Order Ministry of Propoganda.”

Renfield then read a Twitter tweet that satanic witch airhead Alyssa Milano had sent to the Democratic Convention, “I’m so happy I’m a fucking Democrat.”

Renfield then sent a reply back to Ms. Milano under the handle of his fictional Italian alter ego Luigi Parmacelli, “You so happy you’re a fucking Democrat. All those Democrats you ‘a fucked had better check themselves into the nearest Sexually Transmitted Diseases clinic for ‘a emergency treatment.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 18th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses Lukashenko and U.S. Democratic Party Convention

August 17, 2020 at 11:06 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a video conversation via Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently in Australia.

Behind Renfield and a little to the left was a London police bobby who was struggling in an Egyptian mummy style plastic bondage suit (that Renfield had borrowed from world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes).

The bobby had made the mistake of asking Renfield why he wasn’t wearing a mandatory face mask (like the rest of the UK’s slave population) and was about to write him a ticket for it.

Now the bobby’s most pressing concern was how to get out of the Egyptian mummy style plastic bondage suit.

“I’m starting to think that maybe I shouldn’t have hired the Countess Draculina to beat the Hell out of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko,” Renfield ate a tuna fish sandwich.

“Why’s that?” Amadeus ate his teriyaki fried rice.

“Well a friend of mine who’s a writer of romance novels commented on the blog of a friend of mine who’s a geopolitical analyst that maybe Lukashenko enjoyed being beaten up by Countess Draculina,” Renfield sipped his sage tea, “I never considered that possibility.”

“Your London bobby friend doesn’t seem to be enjoying that bondage suit he’s wrapped up in,” Amadeus pointed.

“No, he doesn’t,” Renfield briefly glanced over at the bobby before adding a little gin to his sage tea, “You know what the really interesting thing is that back in the 1990s and early 2000s, the Western news media used to refer to Aleksandr Lukashenko as Eastern Europe’s last Stalinist style leader and dictator. Then in the 2010s, they stopped doing that. And now as Lukashenko stands on the precipice of being overthrown by his own people, there’s no mention in the Western news media of how Lukashenko is Eastern Europe’s last Stalinist totalitarian leader.”

“I wonder why that is,” Amadeus started eating his lime sherbet dessert.

“I suspect it’s because the Western news media has become so infected by the virus of Cultural Marxism that they’ve come down with a bad case of Neo-Stalinist pneumonia themselves and are too stupid to realize it,” Renfield answered.

“Wow,” Amadeus opened up his fortune cookie.

“There’s a Belarusian state TV presenter Tatyana Borodkina who hosted the morning show Breakfast For 3 where she would prepare breakfast recipes helped out by her two daughters. But last week she announced her resignation from the program on Facebook because she could “no longer smile out from the TV screen” after this blatantly rigged election. She has since had to flee the country along with her children after receiving threats,” Renfield noted.

Belarusian TV presenter Tatyana Borodkina with her two daughters

“That’s very sad,” Amadeus put down his fortune cookie message that told him to beware of elderly Australian drag queens who wanted to be called Uncle as you sat on his knee.

“Apparently after posting her feelings on social media, an old acquaintance showed up at the popular STV presenter’s door and threatened her. He told Tatyana that Belarus was a wonderful country to live in and asked what she thought she was doing. He told Tatyana that he was warning her nicely but that other people would be coming to her house tomorrow. She then received anonymous threatening messages on her phone that night. So the next day, she packed up and fled to Kiev Ukraine with her children,” Renfield explained.

“That’s awful,” Amadeus put aside the 1000 Year Old Egg that the restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu had brought him.

“It’s rather interesting that the way Lukashenko’s Stalinist state thugs are threatening opponents is being conducted in much the same manner as the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa and BLM are threatening and intimidating anyone they fancy disagrees with them. Prior to the death of George Floyd, most people thought that BLM stands for Black Lives Matter. Now after the death of George Floyd, the intelligent observer now notes that BLM really stands for Burn Loot Murder as they riot and vandalize and commit acts of arson and murder people in what the mainstream U.S. media unashamedly call “peaceful protests”. The combination of severely acute Cultural Marxist virus infection and subsequent Neo-Stalinist pneumonia on the part of the U.S. news media has produced a condition that most forensic coroners call “rigor mortis of the brain”. Sadly there is no known cure.”

“Awful,” Amadeus started to sip his chocolate milkshake.

“I want you to look at an ad Joe Biden is currently running at the U.S. Democratic Virtual Presidential Convention,” Renfield put the video on the screen.

The ad concludes with the words “In Joe Biden’s America, this is your new normal… forced testing, forced masking, forced unemployment, forced vaccinations.”

Amadeus was shocked, “This is the ad that Joe Biden’s team is putting out? As if all that was something positive and worth voting for?”.

“I was informed there was an ad that the Joe Biden Campaign Team had put out that Donald Trump could also use and show on TV for his own advantage,” Renfield explained, “I assume this is the ad unless there’s a worse one than this one out there. I think Biden’s campaign team has spent too much time down in Joe’s basement inhaling smoke from Uncle Joe’s pot smoking desert cactus plant.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 17th
2020.

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