Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Pachamama’s Francis Discusses ET Aliens With One of His Globalist Backers

April 11, 2022 at 10:49 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London

The Temple Bar Dragon Monument in London had come to life and become a real dragon after the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had cast a dark magic witchcraft spell on it.

This story was covered up by the western world’s brainless mainstream media (all of the western world’s brainless mainstream media was of course owned by two investment companies Vanguard and Blackrock so of course they controlled today’s Orwellian Covid-1984 and Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World story narrative).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield stood in front of the now empty monument where the Temple Bar Dragon had stood.

Renfield told his streaming audience, “Apparently the brainless mainstream media around the world along with numerous health “experts” and various politicians are now getting their panties in a knot yacking their heads off about a sixth wave of Covid. Even though the omicron variant wave was less deadly than previous waves of Covid save among those who were triple vaccinated who of course were dropping dead like flies. What intelligent citizens of the world now need to do is to take matters into their own hands and start kidnapping health “experts”, members of the brainless mainstream media and totalitarian inclined politicians and start hanging them by the neck until dead. Then we can start putting an end to this Covid plandemic hoax once and for all.”

Pan Goatee agreed and then shut off the TV so he could catch his bus.

There weren’t any facially aesthetically challenged women on the bus when he first got on so Goatee was thankful.

Several bus stops down a really repulsively ugly looking stoat and her moronic low IQ boyfriend got on.

But the uglo and her moronic boyfriend decided to sit several seats down from the genetically created satyr serial killer so Goatee wasn’t confronted by the sights of sheer ugliness and walking moronism.

However the ugly looking stoat happened to have an obnoxious big mouth and kept shooting her mouth off about totally irrelevant disgusting things.

When the uglo started singing

“Let’s go and get high
Don’t ask me why
My addiction is my ex
Let’s go and have sex
I want a midnight fuck
Laid like a flattened dump truck..”

“To think that such incredible talent is now lost to the world forever,” Pan Goatee commented as he beheaded the crap rap hip hop uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He then did the same to her moronic boyfriend.

Later downtown he beheaded a lot more uglos as they seemed to be spreading faster than veneral disease at a U.S. Democratic Party Convention.

Later when he got on the bus to go back home a fat ugly blimp was sitting at his favourite spot on the bus so he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

As more uglos got on and he beheaded them all, Goatee commented, “I’m starting to feel like U.S. Postal Service Employee Norman Newman when he explained to Seinfeld why many letter carriers start going ballistic and shooting up people. “The mail,” said Newman, “It just keeps coming and coming. It never stops. It never ends.” This is fast becoming a neverending tragedy.”

Krampus, whose sack was getting heavier and heavier with the remains of all the uglos that Pan had beheaded, had to agree.

Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome, the Satanic AntiPope Francis was being forced to kneel and genuflect and kiss the ass of one of his globalist backers.

“Now your Unholiness,” the globalist backer wagged his finger, “I want you to make an official Vatican announcement that alien ET reptilian lizard people are here and alive and well and living among us.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 11th
2022.

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