Satan In The Sanctuary

October 20, 2022 at 10:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Health, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Hecate: The Greek goddess of witchcraft.
Her skull has just been found under the High Altar in Saint Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican

“Your Non-Holiness,” an aide greeted Pope Francis, “The skull of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft has been found underneath the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican.”

“How did it get there?” Pope Francis looked up from the book he was reading entitled Satanism and Sodomy: Going Together Like A Horse and Carriage.

“Well after talking to a spiritist medium that’s often used by many of our Cardinals here at the Vatican – a Miss Cassandra Sibylline, this is the story of how it got there,” his aide was about to explain.

“I wasn’t even aware that she had lost her head,” Francis ate a chocolate that was in the shape of the Greek god Hyacinth.

“The Olympian gods did an excellent job covering it up,” his aide answered, “Apparently Hecate was beheaded by Pan Goatee at a feminist rally in New York City’s Central Park back in March 2017. She was in her crone form at the time which is quite a repulsively ugly form (different from her maiden and matron forms) so she lost her head when Pan Goatee saw her. As did numerous other feminists at the rally. Apollo had Hecate’s head cryogenically frozen in a New York City cryogenics lab until such time as someone could restore it to life. The head was stolen by Loki and Fenrir who broke into the lab a few days later. In fact Fenrir ate the head. He vomitted it up at the Temple Mount in Jerusalem in July 2017 after consuming several 2000 year old bottles of an apparently excellent wine that Israeli archaeologists were digging up at an ancient wedding site in Cana of Galilee. Your theological advisor Father Mundum Contra Athanasius brought the head to Rome. He gave the head to Cardinal JM the head of your Vatican Secret Service who placed the head underneath the High Altar of Saint Peter’s.”

“So Pachamama and Hecate have been together ever since I brought an idol of Pachamama and a pot of Pachamama blessed plants and soil on to the High Altar of Saint Peter’s in October 2019,” Francis mused aloud.

Just then Hecate’s familiar black cat Amorous Laetitia (who had once again been hitting the saucers of Bailey’s Irish Cream with a vengeance) walked into the room and performed a Hopi First Nations’ rain dance on Pope Francis’ desk.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday October 20th
2022.

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