Athena In Kyiv

August 25, 2022 at 10:47 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Greek goddess Athena was in Kyiv the capital of Ukraine.

She was having a photograph in black and white taken of her by the ghost of Orson Welles.

Athena remarked, “Coloured photographs in Vogue Magazine are for the Zelenskys. I much prefer a black and white photograph taken by the great Orson Welles.”

Volodymyr Zelensky the President of Ukraine and his wife Olena had recently had coloured photographs of themselves taken by VOGUE Magazine and were featured as the main subjects in a recent issue of the magazine.

Including a photograph of them making out while wearing clothes.

Showing the world that Ukrainians did not always have to be in their birthday suits while making love.

At the moment that Athena was getting her photo taken by the ghost of Orson Welles, Russian President Vladimir Putin was in Moscow wearing a bear skin rug and making out with U.S. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who was undertaking a secret undercover mission on behalf of the senile Joe Biden Administration.

The bear skin rug that Putin was wearing had belonged to a Russian brown bear that had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bomb blast that had killed Darya Dugina the daughter of Russian ultra-nationalist philosopher Aleksandr Dugin.

Russia had accused a female Ukrainian operative of planting the bomb and fleeing to Estonia.

According to the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, the bomb had been built by the Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele who had headed the American CIA’s Science and Research Division since 1950.

Interestingly enough the Russian brown bear killed by the Dugin car bomb blast (whose body and fur had now been turned by the President of Russia into his own personal conjugal relations rug with AOC as the first lucky recipient of the furry embrace) had been possessed for a number of years by the ghost of Grigori Rasputin the Russian monk and mystic who had served as advisor and healer to the Imperial Russian Romanov Family of Czar Nicholas II.

Several years back Hades the Greek god of the Underworld had granted the ghost of Grigori Rasputin a dispensational release from the realm of Hades.

The mystic mad monk’s spirit then took possession of a Russian brown bear’s body and had been possessing it ever since.

That is until the date of the Dugin car bombing on Saturday August 20th 2022.

When the bear had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bombing.

The bear’s last recorded words were, “I never got to have tea and marmalade with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II like Paddington did.”

Vladimir Putin was now thinking of digging up Rasputin’s body at Tsarskoye Selo and after a heavy retouch at MacPherson’s Funeral Parlour in Moscow (Scottish undertakers and morticians were the best) have Rasputin’s ghost take possession of his original body.

Putin had sent Patriarch Kirill of Moscow to negotiate with the underworld god Hades on his behalf.

Patriarch Kirill had recently been called “Vladimir Putin’s altar boy” by George Soros’ altar boy Pope Francis.

As Vladimir Putin sat on the bear skin rug smoking a cigarette and singing “He’s got the whole world in his hands…”, AOC lay back on the bear skin rug with a look of total esctasy on her face.

She sighed, “I’ve never known a real man until now.”

Putin commented, “Well, you’ve got to stop hanging around with members of Joe Biden’s cabinet.”

Meanwhile in London, England, as the Greek goddess Athena was getting photographed in Kiev, the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill was complaining to British MP Renfield R. Renfield that the famous original December 1941 Yousuf Karsh taken photograph of Winston Churchill that had been hanging in the Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa had been stolen and replaced with a copy about 8 months ago and hotel staff had only noticed now.

As Welles was finishing up the photo session, vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing walked into the room and started making out with the goddess Athena.

“Not again,” Welles sighed.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 25th
2022.

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Renfield’s Podcast Plus Joe Biden Meets The Ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte

August 31, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast.

This was Renfield’s first news item,

“Today U.S. President Joe Biden, while addressing the media, described his rescue operation in Afghanistan as an unqualified success.”

This was Renfield’s next video clip showing a dunce cap sitting on an x-ray of the Presidential brain while in the background the voice of Willie Nelson could be heard singing, “You were always on my mind…”

Renfield then made a brief editorial statement,

“Taking that garbage known as Critical Race Theory (which is nothing more than Marxist inspired racism against whites) to its logical illogical conclusion, Duquesne University Professor Derek Hook said in a recent Summer Session video, “White people should commit suicide as an ethical act.” Well so much for following the late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King’s advice about judging a person by the content of their character rather than the colour of their skin.”

Renfield then went on to another news item,

“This past Sunday, Dr. Anthony Fauci gave a whining and snivelling crybaby performance on CNN (the leading American branch of the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda) sobbing that, “People are personally attacking me.”

On the screen behind Renfield is shown a large photo of Dr. Anthony Fauci wearing nothing except a large overinflated pair of diapers.

Remarked Renfield, “Well, Dr. Fauci, if you go around acting like a tyrant, expect a lot of people to despise you.”

Renfield went on to another news item,

“Barack Obama’s former Secretary of Education Arne Duncan has shown himself to be a real piece of human garbage by saying that anti-maskers and Kabul suicide bombers are one and the same thing.
Only a Neo-Bolshevik Communist scumbag would be stupid enough to think this.”

A video is then shown of the obnoxious Arne Duncan getting a rhubarb pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity (the Harvey Wallbanger drinking cameraman who filmed the incident said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple coloured bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who did the deed).

Renfield went on to his final news item,

“In further proof that the spirit of Antichrist now fully dominates the world, Israeli President Isaac Herzog wants newborn babies to be microchipped in an effort to maintain and control social distancing.”

The podcast then ends with a video of a vision that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a few hours ago.

Bill Gates can be seen rubbing his hands together in glee and saying, “What’s good enough for Israel is good enough for the world.”

. . .

Senile old fool Joe Biden was lying in bed trying to remember whether it was sheep or goats that one counted while falling asleep.

Jill Biden was sitting cross-legged on the floor in the lotus position in a trance while she was busy conversing with a green serpent that called itself Kundalini.

The ghost of the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte then appeared at the foot of Joe Biden’s bed.

“Who are you? And what are you doing here?” Joe Biden asked.

“I am the ghost of the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and I’m here to thank you,” Napoleon replied.

“Thank me for what?” Biden ate a mosquito that had been buzzing around.

“Thanks to your retreat from Afghanistan,” Napoleon explained, “My retreat from Moscow back in 1812 doesn’t look so cowardly.”

“Who says so?” Biden demanded to know.

“The ghosts of Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar,” Napoleon explained, “They’ve been razzing me about it for the past couple of centuries.”

“Will they razz me about my retreat from Afghanistan?” Biden inquired, “When I finally kick the bucket after falling up the steps of Air Force One?”.

“I’ve been informed that you’ll probably be going to a much lower circle in the Underworld so you won’t meet us,” Napoleon answered, “Unless you finally repent for the evil you’ve done.”

“And will I repent for the evil that I’ve done?” Biden sniffed the hair of a Raggedy Ann doll that someone left on the bed.

“I’ve been informed by the most intellectual and analytical of Cerberus’s 3 heads that you probably won’t,” Napoleon answered.

. . .

It was 1954 and the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was approaching a woman standing alongside a car outside a farm house in Central California.

Set awoke with a start inside his sarcophagus.

What had brought back that memory?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 31st
2021.

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