The Fla₱₱er Girl, Flaming Head of Teilhard and ₱achamama

November 22, 2022 at 11:22 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

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  • A fla₱₱er girl of the 192Os listening to the radio
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  • The year was 1927.
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  • A fla₱₱er girl named Lara Moyne, who lived in Buffalo, New York, was listening to the radio.
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  • Due to strange frequencies and waves acting u₱ in the s₱ace/time continuum of the cosmos, she was actually ₱icking u₱ a radio broadcast from 95 years in the future.
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  • From Tuesday November 22nd 2O22 to be exact.
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  • Some British M₱ named Renfield R. Renfield had flown in a dirigible ₱owered by cannabis (the same substance she had heard was res₱onsible for reefer madness) over the Atlantic and then to Buffalo to broadcast live from over the city at the request of the BBC (a₱₱arently the BBC World Service was suffering from low ratings at the moment and could only boost their ratings if they brought in M₱ Renfield to do a broadcast for them).
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  • A₱₱Arently Buffalo was the site of a monster snowstorm and so that’s why the BBC World Service was in Buffalo, New York at the moment.
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  • Renfield was covering other stories from around the world before getting on to the Buffalo New York monster snow storm.
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  • ₱aranormal warriors fighting with the Ukrainan Army have ca₱tured the ghost of the Greek warrior Ajax who is mentioned in Homer’s Iliad and referred to as a fool in Shakes₱eare’s Troilus and Cressida.
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  • Most of the Greek warriors of the Trojan War have been su₱₱orting the Russians in this war while the Trojans such as Hector and ₱aris have been backing the Ukrainians.
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  • Ajax was ca₱tured in eastern Ukraine just east of the reca₱tured Ukrainian city of Kharkiv Ukraine.
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  • Meanwhile it has come to light in the Emergencies Act Inquiry in Ottawa that Alexander Cohen an im₱otent bedwetter who was working in the office of Canada’s Il Duce Benito Mussolini wannabe aka Canadian Federal ₱ublic Safety Minister Marco Mendicino wrote to Canadian journalists this ₱ast January asking them to dig u₱ dirt on Freedom Convoy ₱rotestors. Thus the Third World style dictatorial regime of Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was ₱lanning to im₱lement dictatorial measures even before the Freedom Convoy ₱rotests were at their ₱eak.
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  • In U.S. News, the tradition of ₱ardoning a ₱air of turkeys for U.S. Thanksgiving carries on as senile old fool Joe Biden ₱ardoned himself and his son Hunter on the front lawn of the White House yesterday.
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  • In Buffalo, New York, the monster snow storm that hit the city this ₱ast week was caused by ₱achamama the Inca earth mother goddess (worshi₱₱ed by the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio) escorting the Hellfire flaming head of a₱ostate Jesuit ₱riest ₱ierre Teilhard de Chardin through the de₱ths of Lake Erie allowing warm air to rise from the lake which, when mixed with the air from the atmos₱here, caused the monster snow storm to hit the city burying it under huge drifts of snow.
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  • The Norse underworld goddess Hel, the Norse frost giants of Niflheim and the Norse trickster god Loki arrived on the scene just in time to create further havoc and snowfall. The Norse wolf Fenrir howled in the snow and sang the lyrics to Elvis ₱resley’s old song Wooden Heart as the snow fell. A Demon Buffalo from Buffalo Lake, Alberta observed the ₱roceedings.
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  • Lara Moyne the fla₱₱er girl of Buffalo New York did not know what to make of the radio broadcast from the future.
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  • Just then Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing arrived from the future to make out with her.
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  • As the ₱air ₱racticed ₱ositions from the Kama Sutra, the ghost of Orson Welles sang another old (but this time little known) Elvis ₱resley song Yoga Is As Yoga Does.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her

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  • Tuesday November 22nd
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  • 2O22.

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  • A Day In 186O

    November 18, 2022 at 10:37 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

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  • Two women stood talking to one another on a day in 186O
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  • The extremely tall thin and lanky man stood looking at the two women who stood there talking.
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  • He smiled.
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  • For he could see the woman facing his left hand was black and the woman facing his right hand was white.
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  • This he thought was how America should be.
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  • And yet how America wasn’t.
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  • The black woman from her style of dress was obviously a free woman.
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  • And she seemed to be friends with the white woman she was talking to.

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  • Strange to see this in the American South.
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  • For though the tall thin lanky man was born in a log cabin in Kentucky, he resided in Illinois.
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  • And was currently visiting the South incognito.
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  • The man heard a sound to his own right.
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  • He turned to look.
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  • Standing there were 2 ₱ersons from the future.
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  • One was Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the other was the ghost of Orson Welles.
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  • They had just sto₱₱ed a ₱lot from a Havana Cuba based billionaire Neo-Nazi named Robur ₱ike (who was a direct descendant of Albert ₱ike the Confederate Brigadier-General who was the head of American Scottish Rite Freemasonry, author of the Masonic textbook authority Morals and Dogma, worshi₱₱er of Lucifer and one of the co-founders of the Ku Klux Klan) from a time-travelling ex₱eriment (involving the CERN Large Hadron Collidor) where a Nazi vam₱ire was sent back in time to assassinate Abraham Lincoln before he became ₱resident.
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  • Van Helsing sto₱₱ed the ₱lot by staking the Nazi vam₱ire with a hawthorn stake and then burying the vam₱ire’s ashes (after the vam₱ire had crumbled into dust) in a crate of tobacco that coincidentally enough was bound for the Albert ₱ike estate.
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  • The ghost of Orson Welles watched the staking while drinking a s₱ectral glass of s₱ectral red wine and reminiscing about his love life with various Hollywood starlets of the 194Os.
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  • The ₱air vanished into the night.
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  • And the extremely tall thin and lanky man thought it was just a trick of light that he had seen the ₱air.
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  • He turned his attention back to the two women.
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  • That a₱₱eared to be reality.
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  • And he ho₱ed someday it would be a reality that would s₱read all across this land.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter Written by Christo₱her
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  • Friday November 18th 2O22.

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  • Greek Goddess Artemis and Dracul Slay Nazi Vam₱ire Franz Kohler

    November 7, 2022 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • The Greek goddess Artemis ₱retends to be enthused with the Nazi vam₱ire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau
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  • The date was June 25th 195O. The date that Communist North Korea crossed the 38th ₱arallel and invaded the non-Communist Re₱ublic of South Korea.
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  • Franz Kohler, a Nazi vam₱ire who in his mortal life had been a member of and a leading researcher for the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau, had travelled back in time from the year 2O22 to this date to mark the occasion.
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  • Kohler had always thought that Hitler’s biggest mistake was in breaking the 1939 Nazi-Soviet ₱act. The Nazi SS Occultic researcher into Ancient Egy₱tian astronomy always thought that the Third Reich would have won the war had they maintained the ₱act with Stalin. The ghosts of Theoso₱hists Helena ₱etrovna Blavatsky, Annie Besant and Alice A. Bailey agreed. For they negotiated a ₱eace deal between the ghosts of Nazi Fuhrer Adolf Hitler and Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.
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  • The Revised Nazi-Soviet ₱act of 2O22 had been signed between Hitler’s ghost and Stalin’s ghost in the Oval Office of the West Wing of the White House while a ₱ositively beaming and smiling Joe Biden looked on.
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  • America’s ₱oo₱er-In-Chief even had a celebratory bowel movement as he congratulated the two s₱ectral signatories.
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  • Also ₱resent at the signing ceremonies were the Inca red dragon/woman sha₱eshifting earth mother goddess demon ₱achamama and the flaming head of the Jesuit ₱riest ₱ierre Teilhard de Chardin (whose head had managed to esca₱e from Tartarus in the Underworld).
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  • When the signing was over, ₱achamama and the a₱ostate Jesuit Teilhard (whose most devoted disci₱le in the 21st Century was the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio) then ₱rocceded to go around the world heating u₱ the ₱lanet so that the ₱lanners of the U₱coming Dark Winter (who were wanting to see hundreds of thousands if not millions of Euro₱eans freeze to death this winter) could blame all the heat on Climate Change and then blame this Climate Change on man-made CO2 emissions so they could shut off oil and gas to Euro₱ean homes and businesses this winter.
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  • It was of tremendous hel₱ to the New Age Nazi/Fascist/Communist grou₱ that the demon Moloch had a₱₱eared to Russian ₱resident Vladimir ₱utin ₱osing as Saint Michael the Archangel to encourage him to invade Ukraine.
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  • That way the Neo-Bolshevik Communist rulers of the Western world could blame the revived Czar ₱eter the Great aka Vladimir ₱utin for the energy shortage this winter.
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  • Of course America’s ₱oo₱er-In-Chief Joe Biden had his fingers crossed today as the ghost of the late Chicago Mayor Richard J. Daley criss-crossed the U.S. tonight (the night before the big lunar ecli₱se) teaching the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democrats how to cheat in order to ensure their electoral victory tomorrow in the mid-term U.S. elections.
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  • Franz Kohler himself in this year of 2O22 was serving as an advisor to a Jewish ₱erson of all things. He served as Chief Su₱ernatural advisor to the Israeli Transhumanist ₱hiloso₱her Yuval Noah Harari (who was the Official ₱hiloso₱her to Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum). Harari wanted to see any human left living by the year 2O3O turned into a cyborg by the year 2O3O. Then last week while he was on a ₱romotional book tour, Yuval Noah Harari called for 95% of the world’s ₱o₱ulation to be eliminated by the year 2O3O. Meanwhile the brainless mainstream media in the Western world as well as Canada’s little ₱ansy ₱uffter of a ₱rime Minister Justin Trudeau continued to insist there was nothing sinister or even evil about the World Economic Forum.
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  • As Franz Kohler sat there fuming with rage while listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield (one of whose s₱irit advisors was the ghost of Winston Churchill who had been Der Fuhrer’s archenemy in their mortal lives) and his Monday night ₱odcast in which Renfield said, “The secularist Neo-Bolshevik Communist tyranny of the contem₱orary 21st Century U.S. Democratic ₱arty is on the line in tomorrow’s mid-term U.S. elections”, Kohler received an invitation from the beautiful Greek goddess Artemis to travel back in time and join her as the Communist North Korean invasion of South Korea was announced live on the radio in a breaking news bulletin in a New York City a₱artment on June 25th 195O.
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  • Kohler used an old Egy₱tian hour sand glass that had been given him by Thoth the ancient Egy₱tian god of time, sacred texts, mathematics, the sciences and the moon to go back in time to that date.
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  • Kohler was grinning like a sodomite in a ₱ride ₱arade when he heard the news that totalitarian Communist North Korea had just invaded non-Communist South Korea.
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  • Little did the Nazi vam₱ire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau realize that the whole thing was a set u₱ by the Greek goddess of the hunt Artemis and the Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to bum₱ him off.
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  • As Kohler disintegrated into a skeleton and then dust before he had a chance to finish singing the first syllable of the song lyrics “Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles… ” , Artemis and Dracul Van Helsing started making out in celebration.
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  • The ghost of Orson Welles (who was M₱ Renfield’s other s₱irit advisor) arrived on the scene (just at that moment) to see how the vam₱ire assassination ₱lot was unfolding.
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  • “Oh, shoot! Not again!” Welles’ ghost cried out when he saw Artemis and Van Helsing making out.
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  • Meanwhile back on U.S. Election Night Eve and Eve of the Lunar Ecli₱se Monday November 7th 2O22, Cernunnos the Celtic stag god of the hunt was standing on to₱ of the Washington Memorial Obelisk and firing an arrow at the moon with his William Tell ₱ersonally autogra₱hed crossbow.
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  • The ₱ointed ti₱ of the arrow had on it the right eyeball of the Egy₱tian god Horus.
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  • “You’ve shot my beaver,” the Greek goddess A₱hrodite (who was visiting the moon) cried out on this night before the Beaver Full Moon of November.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her
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  • Monday November 7th
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  • 2O22

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  • Hera, Dracul and Alexander The Great On Guy Fawkes Day

    November 5, 2022 at 10:34 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Hera in London

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  • The Greek goddess Hera was staying in a hotel room in London, England.
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  • It was November 5th 2O22.
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  • Guy Fawkes Day.
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  • Inside Buckingham ₱alace, His Majesty King Charles III still couldn't find a ₱en that worked to sign a document.
  • "How is it?" Charles sighed, "that ever since I became King, I can't seem to find a ₱en that works."
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  • Just then ₱addington Bear entered the King’s study.
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  • “Would you like a marmalade sandwich, sir?” ₱addington asked.
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  • “What?” The King blinked, “Oh sure.”
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  • The bear took off his hat, ₱ulled out a marmalade sandwich and gave it to His Majesty.
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  • The bear then walked down the hall to take Her late Majesty’s corgis out for their evening walk.
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  • The King grabbed a seagull feathered quill ₱en that finally seemed to work as he di₱₱ed it in ink.
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  • His Majesty looked out the window of his study and noticed the Royal Guardsmen saluting ₱addington Bear and the corgis.
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  • “Bloody Hell,” His Majesty needed his mouth washed out with soa₱, “that bear is real. I just thought it was some sort of studio com₱uter generated animation trick when they shot that scene with Mommy and ₱addington Bear for Mommy’s ₱latinum Jubilee celebration.”
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  • Another grou₱ of Royal Guardsmen started singing, “It was the night before Christmas. It was 4O below….” as a beagle dressed in World War I flying ace attire flew ato₱ a flying dog house in a snowstorm.
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  • On the ₱alace clothesline, the ghost of Johnny Cash a₱₱eared and started singing, “I walk the line…”
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  • King Charles III ₱aused.
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  • Just what was in those Cuban cigars that Justin Trudeau had sent him a box of as an early Christmas ₱resent?
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  • And why did the box say FROM DAD on them?
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  • Meanwhile on the ₱alace study radio was the voice of ₱o₱e Francis from Bahrain telling ₱eo₱le about the im₱ortance of recycling.
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  • Hera in her hotel room in London
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  • Hera was in London because her husband Zeus was.
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  • The horny and adulterous Olym₱ian who was King of the Greek gods was ₱ursuing some vam₱iress named Ankhesenamun.
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  • So Hera was going to get her revenge by once again making out with the Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.
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  • After engaging in some kinky fore₱lay, Hera and Dracul started making out.
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  • Just then the ghost of Alexander the Great a₱₱eared in the room.
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  • “Don’t let me sto₱ whatever you’re doing,” Alexander ex₱lained, “I’m just here to discuss the im₱ortance of November 5th. And I’m not talking about Guy Fawkes Day when Guy Fawkes tried to blow u₱ ₱arliament on November 5th 16O5. No, ₱eo₱le should remember, remember the 5th of November for another reason. For it was on this date the 5th of November back in 333 BC that I defeated the ₱ersian King Darius III at the Batlle of Issus. Darius had the larger army but couldn’t use his numbers on the narrow stri₱ of land between mountain and sea where the battle took ₱lace. Needless to say but I will anyway, I won the battle.”
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  • At that moment the ghost of Orson Welles entered the room, “I say, Drac, I have a message from Renfield regarding Ankhesenamun. Oh shoot, you’re making out with the goddess Hera again. And why is the ghost of Alexander the Great dressed in the attire of an Oxford don and giving a Classics studies lecture on the Battle of Issus?”.
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  • Just then ₱addington Bear dressed in a hotel bell boy’s uniform entered the room ₱ushing a large tea service cart. In addition to a large Russian (or was it Ukrainian?) tea samovar, there was also a very large hat on the cart.
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  • “Tea and marmalade sandwiches anyone?” ₱addington Bear asked.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Saturday November 5th 2O22.

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  • Athena and Dracul Make Out Under A Byzantium Moon While Mussolini’s Ghost Continues His March On Astana

    October 28, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Athena sits ato₱ a Byzantium crescent moon The Greek goddess Athena was sitting ato₱ a Byzantium crescent moon while the ghost of Orson Welles gazed on a₱₱reciativley. “This has to be the loveliest deus ex machina I’ve ever created in a stage ₱roduction,” Welles’ ghost remarked. Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing stood below the Byzantium crescent moon gazing u₱ a₱₱reciatively at Athena. The ghost of the Roman Em₱eror (and 1st Byzantine Em₱eror) Constantine the Great walked by and whis₱ered to Dracul, “In hoc signo vinco eris”. Yesterday October 27th would have been the 171Oth anniversary of the sign that a₱₱eared in the sky to Constantine on the evening before the Battle of the Milvian Bridge telling him if he ₱ainted the Chi Rho (the first two letters of Christ’s Name in Greek) on his soldiers’ shields, he’d win the battle and defeat his enemy and rival Maxentius. Athena informed Dracul that the ghosts of Benito Mussolini and his Blackshirts were outside the City of Astana Kazakhstan waiting to take over the city just like 1OO years ago today (on October 28th 1922) the living mortal Benito Mussolini and his living mortal Blackshirts were waiting outside the City of Rome Italy to take over the city. “You’ll have to do something, Dracul,” Athena urged him. “I want to make love to you,” Dracul re₱lied. Athena told Dracul to come u₱ to the crescent moon. Dracul did so. Athena took Dracul Van Helsing over her knee and s₱anked him. As Athena gave Dracul a good sound thorough wallo₱₱ing on his bare buttocks, Dracul’s friend Daniel Hy₱erion was trying to determine what malicious virus or s₱yware or adware had been ₱laced on Dracul’s tablet (making him unable to ty₱e the letter that came after “o” in the al₱habet forcing him to use the symbol ₱ instead of the letter that came after “o” in the al₱habet among other things like his ability to indent and create new ₱aragra₱hs). After an hour Athena had finished totally blistering and tomatoing Dracul’s buns. A lesser man than Dracul Van Helsing would have we₱t. And lesser men usually did. Like Justin Trudeau for exam₱le. (Although Athena wisely had never s₱anked that crybaby but world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes (the lesser known twin sister of world famous 221 B Baker Street consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) once had to in order to get Justin to end the dictatorial Canadian Federal Emergencies Act back in February of this year). But instead Dracul Van Helsing commented, “God, that s₱anking at the hands of a beautiful goddess such as yourself has made me horny as Hell.” Dracul and Athena immediately went down to the stage floor underneath the Byzantium crescent moon and made wild ₱assionate love to one another. “That wasn’t called for in the scri₱t,” the ₱lay’s director the ghost of Orson Welles started to wee₱. Meanwhile outside the city of Astana Khazakhstan the ghost of Benito Mussolini (backed by the ghosts of his Blackshirts) called u₱on the ghosts inside the city of Astana Khazakstan to surrender. Just then the s₱ectral ghostly image of a s₱ectral wooden (made from the ghostly wood of the sacred oak to Odin/Wotan in Germany that was cut down by Saint Boniface) black Trojan unicorn (as o₱₱osed to a wooden Trojan horse) came outside the invisible s₱ectral gates of the city of Astana. -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Friday October 28th 2O22.

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    Atargatis In Moscow

    October 14, 2022 at 10:58 pm (Art History, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, painting, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Syro-Phoenician goddess Atargatis in the Kremlin

    Russian President Vladimir Putin had stopped off in a Kremlin tea shop to watch the broadcast of the Russian state controlled television news network.

    Said news announcer Dmitri Bullshitovich, “In London, England today two members of the environmentalist group Just Stop Oil threw tomato soup at Vincent Van Gogh’s famous 1888 painting Sunflowers at the National Gallery in London.
    The contents of two tins of Heinz tomato soup were thrown at the painting.
    The ghost of Andy Warhol was overheard to say, “Thank God no cans of Campbell’s Tomato Soup were used.”
    The two Just Stop Oil climate change protestors’ 15 minutes of fame came to a sudden and abrupt end when British MP Renfield R. Renfield used the headsman’s axe from the 1933 Alexander Korda directed Charles Laughton starring film The Private Life of Henry VIII to chop off one of each of the two airheaded protestors’ hands (which they had foolishly glued to the wall underneath the painting).
    Athough the Metropolitan London Police Force in a press release statement rather euphemistically described the Renfield procedure as “Specialist officers have now unglued them…”
    As the protestors were led away in one handcuff each, a holographic image of American singer-songwriter Don McLean appeared and started singing, “I could have told you, Vincent, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you…”
    As an organ grinder and his monkey were gunned down and killed outside the National Gallery as yet another example of London’s rising crime rate, the holographic image of Don McLean then appeared outside and began singing “The day the music died…”
    Meanwhile all across England, members of Just Stop Oil were apparently visited by an invisible 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka bunny rabbit (seen by members who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers) and had an American cream pie laced with tomato soup thrown in their face.
    After the cream pie was thrown, the ghost of Vincent Van Gogh then appeared and started singing, “I have no ear for music…”

    Russian President Vladimir Putin continued walking down the hall, “I have the feeling that that particular Russian state television news story was true.”

    Indeed it was for Putin’s supernatural spirit advisor the demon Moloch (who was appearing to Putin in the guise of Saint Michael the Archangel) had fled upon hearing the news story for he couldn’t stand listening to the truth.

    When Putin entered his office, he was surprised to see the Syro-Phoenician goddess Atargatis sitting there.

    Putin recognized it was Atargatis from an unknown (to the world) Vincent Van Gogh portrait painting of Atargatis that the Kremlin owned.

    The painting had been purchased from Van Gogh by a Saint Petersburg art dealer just before the artist died in 1890 and had been given by the art dealer to Czar Alexander III that same year of 1890.

    “What does Atargatis the mother of Semiramis the 1st queen of Babylon want with me?” Putin asked.

    “I want you to stop invading Ukraine, turn around and invade the State of Israel instead,” Atargatis answered.

    Putin spit the tea he had just sipped out of his mouth.

    The tea went flying across the room and hit the ghost of Orson Welles in his beard.

    It was a good thing Welles was a ghost.

    Otherwise he’d have tea stains in his beard.

    “And what are you doing here?” Putin asked Welles’ ghost.

    “I’ve come to make you an offer from Renfield R. Renfield that you can’t refuse,” Welles pulled out a spectral violin case.

    Atargatis? Or Welles?

    Whose offer should he Putin accept?

    “You’ll be the new villain of Hannukah if you invade Israel,” Welles pointed out.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Friday October 14th
    2022.

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    Vladimir Putin Dreams He’s In A 1920s Berlin Cabaret

    October 10, 2022 at 9:41 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    And Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff was the cabaret singer that Vladimir Putin saw in the 1920s Berlin cabaret of his dreams

    Russian President Vladimir Putin was dreaming that he was in a cabaret in Berlin Germany in the 1920s.

    There on the stage seated on a draped sofa and wearing an incredibly sexy outfit was Vladimir Putin’s friend Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff the owner of The Catherine The Great Moscow Hilton Hotel in 2020s Moscow Russia.

    Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff had just finished singing the Marlene Dietrich song Falling In Love Again (Can’t Help It) at the cabaret stage microphone.

    The ghost of Orson Welles who was also in Putin’s dream (and sitting at a table across from Putin) remarked as he sipped from a bottle of Paul Masson Wine made in 1886, “I didn’t think Falling In Love Again (Can’t Help It) was written until 1930 when Marlene Dietrich first sang it in the 1930 German film The Blue Angel (or Der Blaue Engel as the Germans would say). And my antique Japanese watch tells me that we are currently in the decade of the 1920s. But thanks to Martian shortwave radio interference, I can’t tell the exact year.”

    As Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff sat at the side of the stage, on the main part of the stage photographic images were starting to appear on the background mirror of the cabaret stage.

    The photographic images showed Russian President Vladimir Putin making out with various high-priced call girls in The Catherine The Great Moscow Hilton Hotel in 2020s Moscow Russia.

    “What the f–k!” Putin said although he said it in Russian.

    Adolf Hitler who was dressed in a pair of Bavarian lederhosen and silk nylon stockings and clutching the buttocks of his niece Geli Raubal pointed at Putin and said, “Decadent schvien.”

    Joe Biden (who had the Gadarene swine permanently stuck in his lower intestines) and his son Hunter (who were both surrounded by young teenaged girls in a Jeffrey Epstein choreographed ensemble) pointed at Putin and said, “Decadent schvein.”

    Justin Trudeau (who was attempting to have conjugal relations with his blackfaced image in a mirror) pointed at Putin and said, “Decadent schvein.”

    Meanwhile at Set Enterprises in London, Set Enterprises scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague was watching on a computer screen as Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had been inside Vladimir Putin’s dreams the past few hours and was directing what was happening inside them.

    “All going well, Doctor?” British MP Renfield R. Renfield asked as he ate a tuna fish sandwich.

    “It is,” Dr. Montague nodded, “Hopefully we’ll have convinced Vladimir Putin not to launch a nuclear attack on Ukraine or the West. Otherwise these photos will be released all over the world and not just on the background mirror of a 1920s Berlin cabaret stage.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday October 10th
    2022.

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    Renfield Gets New Ghost Spirit Advisors For The Next Month

    September 30, 2022 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield dreamed that he was playing Peter Lorre’s character in the 1944 film The Mask of Dimitrios.

    Renfield was rather enjoying the role as in this particular scene some beautiful dancer was rubbing against him.

    He was awakened by the sound of the Set Estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore outside who was tearing apart some foreign intelligence secret agent who had been sent to assassinate Renfield.

    After having ripped the assassin to shreds with her sharp feline claws, she was now meowing outside the front door demanding that Athelstan the Estate butler and valet give her a bowl of milk and a plate of tuna as a reward for her efforts.

    Renfield got up from his evening nap and went downstairs.

    He was shocked to see the ghosts of Orson Welles and Sir Winston Churchill (his supernatural spirit advisors) standing at the front door with their ghostly spectral luggage packed looking like they were ready to leave.

    “Are you leaving?” Renfield did not want the duo to go.

    “We’re just taking a tour of Europe for a month,” Welles answered as he sipped from a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

    “We’ll be back if nothing happens,” Churchill smoked a spectral cigar and sipped a spectral glass of spectral brandy.

    “Happens? What might happen?” Renfield inquired.

    “That’s the reason why you’re being given a new pair of ghost spirit advisors for the next month,” Welles explained as he let Nefertiti Galore into the house, “Go into the living room and meet your new advisors.”

    Renfield did so.

    There sitting in one arm chair was the ghost of John F. Kennedy sipping a lime daiquiri and in the other arm chair was the ghost of Nikita Khrushchev downing a bottle of vodka.

    It suddenly hit Renfield.

    Next month was the 60th anniversary of the Cuban missile crisis.

    The closest the world had ever come to a global nuclear war.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Friday September 30th
    2022.

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    Athena In Kyiv

    August 25, 2022 at 10:47 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Athena was in Kyiv the capital of Ukraine.

    She was having a photograph in black and white taken of her by the ghost of Orson Welles.

    Athena remarked, “Coloured photographs in Vogue Magazine are for the Zelenskys. I much prefer a black and white photograph taken by the great Orson Welles.”

    Volodymyr Zelensky the President of Ukraine and his wife Olena had recently had coloured photographs of themselves taken by VOGUE Magazine and were featured as the main subjects in a recent issue of the magazine.

    Including a photograph of them making out while wearing clothes.

    Showing the world that Ukrainians did not always have to be in their birthday suits while making love.

    At the moment that Athena was getting her photo taken by the ghost of Orson Welles, Russian President Vladimir Putin was in Moscow wearing a bear skin rug and making out with U.S. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who was undertaking a secret undercover mission on behalf of the senile Joe Biden Administration.

    The bear skin rug that Putin was wearing had belonged to a Russian brown bear that had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bomb blast that had killed Darya Dugina the daughter of Russian ultra-nationalist philosopher Aleksandr Dugin.

    Russia had accused a female Ukrainian operative of planting the bomb and fleeing to Estonia.

    According to the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, the bomb had been built by the Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele who had headed the American CIA’s Science and Research Division since 1950.

    Interestingly enough the Russian brown bear killed by the Dugin car bomb blast (whose body and fur had now been turned by the President of Russia into his own personal conjugal relations rug with AOC as the first lucky recipient of the furry embrace) had been possessed for a number of years by the ghost of Grigori Rasputin the Russian monk and mystic who had served as advisor and healer to the Imperial Russian Romanov Family of Czar Nicholas II.

    Several years back Hades the Greek god of the Underworld had granted the ghost of Grigori Rasputin a dispensational release from the realm of Hades.

    The mystic mad monk’s spirit then took possession of a Russian brown bear’s body and had been possessing it ever since.

    That is until the date of the Dugin car bombing on Saturday August 20th 2022.

    When the bear had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bombing.

    The bear’s last recorded words were, “I never got to have tea and marmalade with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II like Paddington did.”

    Vladimir Putin was now thinking of digging up Rasputin’s body at Tsarskoye Selo and after a heavy retouch at MacPherson’s Funeral Parlour in Moscow (Scottish undertakers and morticians were the best) have Rasputin’s ghost take possession of his original body.

    Putin had sent Patriarch Kirill of Moscow to negotiate with the underworld god Hades on his behalf.

    Patriarch Kirill had recently been called “Vladimir Putin’s altar boy” by George Soros’ altar boy Pope Francis.

    As Vladimir Putin sat on the bear skin rug smoking a cigarette and singing “He’s got the whole world in his hands…”, AOC lay back on the bear skin rug with a look of total esctasy on her face.

    She sighed, “I’ve never known a real man until now.”

    Putin commented, “Well, you’ve got to stop hanging around with members of Joe Biden’s cabinet.”

    Meanwhile in London, England, as the Greek goddess Athena was getting photographed in Kiev, the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill was complaining to British MP Renfield R. Renfield that the famous original December 1941 Yousuf Karsh taken photograph of Winston Churchill that had been hanging in the Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa had been stolen and replaced with a copy about 8 months ago and hotel staff had only noticed now.

    As Welles was finishing up the photo session, vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing walked into the room and started making out with the goddess Athena.

    “Not again,” Welles sighed.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday August 25th
    2022.

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    Maria Alexa Romanova

    April 19, 2022 at 10:31 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova

    The Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova (a second cousin once removed to the late Czar of Russia Nicholas II) sat on her cushioned double headed Phoenix throne in her Paris hotel room in the year 1936.

    Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was at her feet where he had landed after coming from the future using the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern for time travel.

    The ghost of Orson Welles had accompanied him.

    Welles’ ghost had landed in a comfortable arm chair in the hotel room and was even now sampling a glass of champagne next to him as well as a dish of Black Sea caviar.

    “Who are you?” The Grand Duchess and 12th in line to the Russian Imperial Throne asked.

    “I’m Dracul Van Helsing and this is my friend the ghost of Orson Welles,” the vampire hunter replied.

    “But I thought Orson Welles was still alive,” Maria stated, “A rising young star on both stage and radio.”

    “I was back in the day,” Welles licked his ghostly fingers, “But I died on October 10th 1985 after giving what turned out to be my last interview on the Merv Griffin Show where I talked about the happiness of hedgehogs, my sex life and Rita Hayworth.”

    “I hope only two of those things are connected in that last statement you made,” Dracul looked concerned.

    “You’re from the future?” Maria Alexa looked surprised, “Why are you here?”.

    “Because Franz Kohler the last surviving member of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and a vampire intends to kidnap you,” Van Helsing answered.

    “But why?” The Grand Duchess leaned back on her cushiony throne.

    “Something to do with the Ukrainian Azov Nazi Battalions,” Van Helsing replied.

    “The… what?” Maria tried to grasp what was being said.

    “Nazis of our time period in the early 21st Century,” Van Helsing explained, “The brainless mainstream media of our day in the West don’t talk about them because they don’t want to admit that Vladimir Putin could be right about anything.”

    “Vladimir…?” The name froze on the Grand Duchess’ tongue.

    “Putin,” Welles finished the last of his Black Sea caviar, “Russia’s leader of our day.”

    “Glad to see that pig Stalin didn’t find the secret to immortality,” Maria Alexa breathed a sigh of relief.

    “No but Transhumanist billionaire oligarchs of our day are working on it for themselves,” Welles’ ghost got on the phone and asked Room Service to send some spectral coq au vin up to the room, “although Stalin does have a number of ardent disciples in the Western world such as a pale faced lily white boy named Justin Castro Trudeau who lives in Ottawa Canada and is jealous of the appearance of African-Americans.”

    “What is the connection between this Ahnenerbe SS officer Franz Kohler and the Ukrainian Nazi Azov Battalions?” The Grand Duchess inquired.

    “They’re all disciples of the Black Sun,” Van Helsing answered.

    “The Black Sun?” Maria Alexa was surprised by all these terms.

    “The Black Sun is really a brownish red dwarf star called Nemesis which orbits around the planet Nibiru as it travels across the galaxy,” Van Helsing noted, “First noted in little known ancient Egyptian texts and Franz Kohler became obsessed with them. Solar winds from Nemesis may have combined with solar winds from our own sun named Sol Invictus in terms of cosmology to have produced a rather spectacular display of the Aurora Borealis Northern Lights back on January 25th 1938 in fulfillment of the Virgin Mary’s prophecy at Fatima that this would be the sign the Second World War would soon start.”

    “What does all this have to do with me?” Maria wanted to know.

    “We’re not sure but we want to prevent Franz Kohler from kidnapping you and taking you back to the future to the city of Kiev,” Van Helsing sat beside the Grand Duchess.

    “There’s only a limited time period for Kohler to kidnap you before his time travel debit card expires,” Welles finished the champagne, “Ah, I see looking at my Dick Tracy style spectral television wrist watch that our partner in time Michelangelo has just successfully used one of his Hydra blood dipped lobster antennae to jab and poison Franz Kohler in his ankle in the lobby of the hotel. This means you’re safe, Your Imperial Highness.”

    “So what shall we do now?” The Grand Duchess asked.

    “How about make love?” Van Helsing suggested.

    The two were soon making out on the large cushioned double headed Phoenix throne just as Room Service arrived with the coq au vin.

    “That would be for me,” Welles motioned to the bell boy.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday April 19th
    2022.

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