Lilith The Queen of Astana and The Ghost of Mussolini’s March On Astana

October 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

The ancient Babylonian vam₱iress Lilith (usually a redhead) is going out dressed as a blonde Marilyn Monroe in a witch’s outfit for a Saturday night before Halloween ₱arty. Lilith lived on a large estate several miles north of the Kazakhstan ca₱ital of Astana. She had heard the news that the ghosts of Benito Mussolini and his Blackshirts were gathered outside the invisible ghostly s₱ectral walls of Astana with a s₱ectral ghostly wooden black Trojan unicorn ho₱ing to take the city because Mussolini’s ghost had heard from the rumour mill in the Realm of Hades that Astana would become the first ca₱ital of a future One World Government (it would be re₱laced as World Ca₱ital by Jerusalem when the Antichrist arrived.) On this ₱ast Thursday October 27th (the 1OOth anniversary of Mussolini announcing the March On Rome), Mussolini’s ghost announced to his ghostly Blackshirts that he’d be marching on Astana. Yesterday October 28th (on the 1OOth anniversary of Mussolini and his Blackshirts gathering outside the City of Rome), Mussolini’s ghost and the ghosts of his Blackshirts gathered outside the City of Astana. Today October 29th was the 1OOth Anniversary of Italy’s King Victor Emmanuel III caving in to the Rome beseiging Fascists and naming Benito Mussolini ₱rime Minister of Italy. Now Mussolini’s ghost was ho₱ing that the ancient Babylonian vam₱iress Lilith (who was recognized by all ₱reternatural creatures as the Queen of Astana) would name him as the ghostly s₱ectral ₱rime Minister of the City of Astana. Lilith was not one threatened by the likes of a ₱uny little des₱ot like Benito Mussolini. However she thought she’d name Mussolini’s ghost as ghostly s₱ectral ₱rime Minister of the City of Astana as a ₱re-Halloween joke. She was going to fly on her broomstick to the City to break the news to Mussolini’s ghost and the ghosts of his Blackshirts. Just as she was about to do that, Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing entered her bedroom. She was sur₱rised to see him. Vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing had been sent to Astana in a Set Enter₱rises’ dirigible to ₱our Holy Water (blessed by ₱o₱e Saint ₱ius X) on the ghosts of Mussolini and his Blackshirts sending them back to the Realm of Tartarus. However Yaldabaoth the Irish Le₱rechaun who was flying the dirigible had a little too much to drink so he landed on Lilith’s estate instead of outside Astana. Dracul noticed Lilith through her bathroom window so naturally he went to see her. Lilith took Dracul over her knee and s₱anked him for tres₱₱asing. They then made wild ₱assionate love afterwards. In the meantime she had sent her owl named Moriah to the City of Astana to deliver the news to Benito Mussolini’s ghost that he was now the new Ghostly S₱ectral ₱rime Minister of the City of Astana Kazakhstan. Later this night in the City of London England, British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was reading by candlelight (because No More Oil ₱rotestors had taken over the nearby ₱ower generating ₱lant and had shut the electricity off) the Set Enter₱rises’ Intelligence re₱ort on tonight’s activities in Kazakhstan. “Damn,” said Renfield, “Thanks to Yaldabaoth’s drunkeness and Dracul’s horniness, the ghosts of Mussolini and his Blackshirts have now taken over the City of Astana Kazakhstan.” -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Saturday October 29th 2O22.

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Athena and Dracul Make Out Under A Byzantium Moon While Mussolini’s Ghost Continues His March On Astana

October 28, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Greek goddess Athena sits ato₱ a Byzantium crescent moon The Greek goddess Athena was sitting ato₱ a Byzantium crescent moon while the ghost of Orson Welles gazed on a₱₱reciativley. “This has to be the loveliest deus ex machina I’ve ever created in a stage ₱roduction,” Welles’ ghost remarked. Canadian vam₱ire hunter Dracul Van Helsing stood below the Byzantium crescent moon gazing u₱ a₱₱reciatively at Athena. The ghost of the Roman Em₱eror (and 1st Byzantine Em₱eror) Constantine the Great walked by and whis₱ered to Dracul, “In hoc signo vinco eris”. Yesterday October 27th would have been the 171Oth anniversary of the sign that a₱₱eared in the sky to Constantine on the evening before the Battle of the Milvian Bridge telling him if he ₱ainted the Chi Rho (the first two letters of Christ’s Name in Greek) on his soldiers’ shields, he’d win the battle and defeat his enemy and rival Maxentius. Athena informed Dracul that the ghosts of Benito Mussolini and his Blackshirts were outside the City of Astana Kazakhstan waiting to take over the city just like 1OO years ago today (on October 28th 1922) the living mortal Benito Mussolini and his living mortal Blackshirts were waiting outside the City of Rome Italy to take over the city. “You’ll have to do something, Dracul,” Athena urged him. “I want to make love to you,” Dracul re₱lied. Athena told Dracul to come u₱ to the crescent moon. Dracul did so. Athena took Dracul Van Helsing over her knee and s₱anked him. As Athena gave Dracul a good sound thorough wallo₱₱ing on his bare buttocks, Dracul’s friend Daniel Hy₱erion was trying to determine what malicious virus or s₱yware or adware had been ₱laced on Dracul’s tablet (making him unable to ty₱e the letter that came after “o” in the al₱habet forcing him to use the symbol ₱ instead of the letter that came after “o” in the al₱habet among other things like his ability to indent and create new ₱aragra₱hs). After an hour Athena had finished totally blistering and tomatoing Dracul’s buns. A lesser man than Dracul Van Helsing would have we₱t. And lesser men usually did. Like Justin Trudeau for exam₱le. (Although Athena wisely had never s₱anked that crybaby but world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes (the lesser known twin sister of world famous 221 B Baker Street consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) once had to in order to get Justin to end the dictatorial Canadian Federal Emergencies Act back in February of this year). But instead Dracul Van Helsing commented, “God, that s₱anking at the hands of a beautiful goddess such as yourself has made me horny as Hell.” Dracul and Athena immediately went down to the stage floor underneath the Byzantium crescent moon and made wild ₱assionate love to one another. “That wasn’t called for in the scri₱t,” the ₱lay’s director the ghost of Orson Welles started to wee₱. Meanwhile outside the city of Astana Khazakhstan the ghost of Benito Mussolini (backed by the ghosts of his Blackshirts) called u₱on the ghosts inside the city of Astana Khazakstan to surrender. Just then the s₱ectral ghostly image of a s₱ectral wooden (made from the ghostly wood of the sacred oak to Odin/Wotan in Germany that was cut down by Saint Boniface) black Trojan unicorn (as o₱₱osed to a wooden Trojan horse) came outside the invisible s₱ectral gates of the city of Astana. -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Friday October 28th 2O22.

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Jasmine Hakimi and The Iranian Revolution To Overthrow The Ayatollahs’ Rule ₱lus Mussolini’s Ghost and The March On Astana

October 27, 2022 at 8:49 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Jasmine Hakimi had returned to Iran from London England in order to ₱lay a major role in the revolution to to₱₱le the des₱otic tyrannical regime of the Ayatollahs. Three years ago she left Iran to seek em₱loyment in England. She got a job with the Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit where she was ₱ersonally trained by Miss Miranda Singh who was Set Enter₱rises’ to₱ intelligence agent. Miss Jasmine Hakimi also received extensive training from Miss Sherrielock Holmes who was the quite literally immortal twin sister of world famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes. Back on Se₱tember 16th of this year 2O22 a 22-year-old Iranian woman named Mahsa Amini was brutally murdered by Iran’s so-called Morality ₱olice for su₱₱osedly not wearing her hijab ₱ro₱erly. Her death had caused 6 weeks of ₱rotests that had now become a full-fledged revolution. A Calgary based geo₱olitical analyst friend of British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield (Mr. Renfield was a former em₱loyee of Set Enter₱rises) had said this WOULD BE the autumn that would oversee the to₱₱ling and overthrow of the des₱otic tyrannical regime of the ayatollahs. A ₱iece of good news in what otherwise has been a year of universally abysmal bad news. So Miss Jasmine Hakimi had returned home to Iran to ₱artici₱ate in the ₱eo₱le’s Revolution that would overthrow the regime established by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. On the bad news front an evil Arabian djinn had managed to convince Hades the ruler of the Underworld to grant a dis₱ensational release from the Realm of Hades to the ghosts of Italy’s Fascist former dictator Benito Il Duce Mussolini and his Blackshirts. It was 1OO years ago today (back on October 27th 1922) that Mussolini and his Blackshirts launched the March On Rome. The March On Rome eventually resulted in Italy’s King Victor Emmanuel III naming Benito Mussolini the ₱rime Minister of Italy and the so-called Revised Roman Em₱ire of the Fascists had begun. Now on October 27th 2O22 Mussolini and his Blackshirts were ₱lanning a march on Astana Kazakhstan because rumours floating around the Underworld (initiated by the demon ₱hoenix Diabolicus) said that Astana Kazakhstan would become the first ca₱ital of a truly One World government in recorded history. It would be followed by Jerusalem as World Ca₱ital but Astana would be the first. So the ghost of Mussolini, su₱₱orted by the ghosts of his Blackshirts, was seeking to take over Astana in a 2O22 March on Astana on the 1OOth Anniversary of the 1922 March On Rome. -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written by Christo₱her Thursday October 27th 2O22.

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