Satan In The Sanctuary

October 20, 2022 at 10:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Health, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Hecate: The Greek goddess of witchcraft.
Her skull has just been found under the High Altar in Saint Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican

“Your Non-Holiness,” an aide greeted Pope Francis, “The skull of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft has been found underneath the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican.”

“How did it get there?” Pope Francis looked up from the book he was reading entitled Satanism and Sodomy: Going Together Like A Horse and Carriage.

“Well after talking to a spiritist medium that’s often used by many of our Cardinals here at the Vatican – a Miss Cassandra Sibylline, this is the story of how it got there,” his aide was about to explain.

“I wasn’t even aware that she had lost her head,” Francis ate a chocolate that was in the shape of the Greek god Hyacinth.

“The Olympian gods did an excellent job covering it up,” his aide answered, “Apparently Hecate was beheaded by Pan Goatee at a feminist rally in New York City’s Central Park back in March 2017. She was in her crone form at the time which is quite a repulsively ugly form (different from her maiden and matron forms) so she lost her head when Pan Goatee saw her. As did numerous other feminists at the rally. Apollo had Hecate’s head cryogenically frozen in a New York City cryogenics lab until such time as someone could restore it to life. The head was stolen by Loki and Fenrir who broke into the lab a few days later. In fact Fenrir ate the head. He vomitted it up at the Temple Mount in Jerusalem in July 2017 after consuming several 2000 year old bottles of an apparently excellent wine that Israeli archaeologists were digging up at an ancient wedding site in Cana of Galilee. Your theological advisor Father Mundum Contra Athanasius brought the head to Rome. He gave the head to Cardinal JM the head of your Vatican Secret Service who placed the head underneath the High Altar of Saint Peter’s.”

“So Pachamama and Hecate have been together ever since I brought an idol of Pachamama and a pot of Pachamama blessed plants and soil on to the High Altar of Saint Peter’s in October 2019,” Francis mused aloud.

Just then Hecate’s familiar black cat Amorous Laetitia (who had once again been hitting the saucers of Bailey’s Irish Cream with a vengeance) walked into the room and performed a Hopi First Nations’ rain dance on Pope Francis’ desk.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday October 20th
2022.

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Dracul Van Helsing and Cassandra Sibylline In Rome

August 6, 2017 at 3:37 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Canadian vampire hunter and MI-6 Diablos Nocturna Division spy Dracul Van Helsing had received a lengthy email from his friend Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

According to Whitstable’s information and sources, the Norse wolf Fenrir had apparently thrown up the head of Hecate (the Greek goddess of witchcraft) on the Temple Mount.

The regurgitation of the witchly head had led to rioting and fighting between Jews and Palestinians on the Temple Mount.

When it was time for supper, both Jews and Palestinians went home leaving the Temple Mount vacant.

It was during this brief interlude of quiet that a Jesuit priest by the name of Father Mundum Contra Athanasius (who was one of Pope Francis’ leading theological advisers) found the head and took it back to Rome with him.

Peter Whitstable was now wondering what had happened to the head.

He suspected that one of Rome’s leading spiritist mediums Cassandra Sibylline (who served as psychic adviser to many of the Curia based Cardinals in Rome) might possibly know where the head of Hecate now was.

“I think you’d enjoy meeting Cassandra Sibylline,” Whitstable had told Van Helsing, “I want you to meet with her and use your Adonis like charm to get her to tell you where the head of Hecate is now located.”

Van Helsing looked at his watch.

This was the spot all right.

The ancient stairwell near the Fountain of Caligula.

And there she was.

Cassandra Sibylline in all her vestal virgin glory.

“So you want to know where the head of Hecate is now located, do you, Mr. Van Helsing?” She laughed, “I refuse to talk.”

“We have ways of making you talk,” Van Helsing quoted a Nazi villain from those old time movies.

He mounted Cassandra Sibylline on the steps right then and there and made wild passionate love to her.

A group of Japanese tourists on a tour bus just above them had a field day taking pictures of the event and posting them to Facebook and Instagram.

“All right, all right,” she gasped after she had orgasmed for the 1001st time, “the head of Hecate was given to Cardinal JM (the member of the College of Cardinals who worships the ancient Greek god Zeus). He placed the head behind the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica.”

“Unholy abomination of desolation, Batman,” Dracul Van Helsing paraphrased Robin the Boy Wonder from the old 1960s TV series Batman.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 6th
2017.

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