85th Anniversary of The Hindenburg Disaster

May 6, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Today is the 85th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster

World famous and much beloved genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee celebrated the 85th anniversary by beheading and dismembering a stupid repulsively uglo little brat who ran across a street against a walk signal.

The satyr was standing at an intersection waiting for the light to change.

As it changed, he noticed a stupid repulsively uglo little brat running across the street against a walk signal.

The uglo managed to escape being run over by cars but she didn’t manage to escape being beheaded by Pan Goatee’s astral laser machete.

“If you’re female and living in Calgary, make sure you’re beautiful if you’re going to start ignoring traffic signals. Otherwise if you’re a repulsively uglo little brat like you are, this is going to happen to you,” Pan Goatee pointed out as he beheaded the stupid repulsively uglo little brat.

He then cut the stupid repulsively uglo little brat up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x ad infinitum x 999 trillion etc. etc. pieces.

Krampus arrived to pick up the remains of the stupid repulsively uglo little brat and carry them down to Tartarus.

Later as Goatee was on his way home, he noticed a fat ugly blimp out walking her dog.

Goatee beheaded her and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The dog now free ran off into the sunset.

He passed the Norse wolf Fenrir who was walking in the neighbourhood looking for his father Loki (who had recently been killed by a thunderbolt shot at him by the Greek god Zeus. Unfortunately for humanity, the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci was working to bring Loki back from the dead. Along with Nancy Pelosi who had been beheaded yesterday by a Mexican-American toddler on the occasion of Cinco de Mayo).

It was 85 years ago today that the Hindenburg airship exploded over Lakehurst New Jersey causing 35 fatalities (13 passengers and 22 crewmen) from the 97 people on board (36 passengers and 61 crewmen) and an additional fatality on the ground.

The cause of the fire was a fierce lightning storm in the area (although the Nazis claimed it was sabotage).

This year the ghost of Orson Welles directed a documentary (that was not shown on PBS) explaining the cause of the ferocious lightning storm in the area.

It all dates back to a notorious scoundrel named Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen whose soul was collected by the demon Beelzebub back on January 18th 1871.

Von Luftwaffen holds the Cosmos’ cosmic record for most escapes from Tartarus.

His latest escape from Tartarus occurred on May 3rd 1937.

He boarded the Hindenburg at Frankfurt, Germany on that same date as the airship left on its journey across the Atlantic to the U.S. Navy Base at Lakehurst, New Jersey.

Days earlier a 33rd Degree American Freemason had been assigned the rotating barbeque spit right next to Hermann von Luftwaffen’s rotating barbeque spit down in the flames of Tartarus.

The Mason had a message for Baron von Luftwaffen from Henry A. Wallace who was Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Secretary of Agriculture (Wallace later served as FDR’s Vice-President from January 20th 1941 to January 20th 1945. The phrase Annuit Coeptis Novus Ordo Seclorum was put on the back of the U.S. $1 bill in 1935 at Wallace’s suggestion).

Wallace had discovered through research by his friends in the Theosophist Society that Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen had been descended on his mother’s side from Adam Weishaupt the founder of the Bavarian Illuminati.

Wallace had also learned from Theosophist spiritist medium and mystic Nicholas Roerich that Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen also held the Cosmos’ cosmic record for most successful escapes from Tartarus.

Although von Luftwaffen was always caught and brought back to Tartarus by the demon Beelzebub.

Wallace promised the Baron via the rotating roasting Freemason that if he managed to escape from Tartarus again, he could get a job working for him Henry Wallace.

And thus it was that von Luftwaffen escaped from Tartarus and boarded the Hindenburg on his way to the U.S.

However the demon Beelzebub was waiting for him at Lakehurst New Jersey.

Beelzebub the prince of the demons of the air was the cause of the lightning storm in the area.

As he went forth to collect von Luftwaffen’s soul for the umpteenth time, a lightning bolt caused by Beelzebub’s action struck the Hindenburg and caused it to burst into flames.

-A vampire novel chapter
written Friday May 6th

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The World Has Lost A Great Illuminati Satanist

March 21, 2017 at 2:56 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Obituaries, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The World Has Lost A Great Illuminati Satanist
David Rockefeller

David Rockefeller founder of the Trilateral Commission kicks the bucket at age 101.
Hopefully they’ll remember to bury him face downwards so that he can see where he’s going.

“I see,” Amadeus Emanon spoke while eating toast with butter and jam, “that they’ve got a different sort of obituary for David Rockefeller in the International Federation of Vampire Hunters daily newspaper.”

“I noticed that,” Renfield R. Renfield commented as he fantasized about Ivanka Trump and Scarlett Johannson wrestling with one another in a wrestling ring with both women wearing evening dresses slit up the side and shiny nylon clad spiked stiletto high-heeled legs wrapped around one another’s throat.

“Well, you’re obviously not too upset by David Rockefeller’s death,” Amadeus commented as he noticed the huge broad ecstatic smile on Renfield’s face.

-An obituary written
by Gregorio Palamas
President of the
International Federation
of Vampire Hunters
Athens, Greece
March 21st

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The Confederate Flag and The Illuminati

June 26, 2015 at 4:14 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , )

The Confederate Flag and The Illuminati

Two men
One named Robert E. Lee
The other named Albert Pike
Both generals in the Confederate Army
Lee was personally an abolitionist- describing slavery as an “evil institution”
Pike was a life-long proponent of slavery and believed in the inferiority of blacks
Lee was actually Abraham Lincoln’s first choice to command the Union Army
(but when Lee’s home state of Virginia opted for secession, he followed his home state in April 1861)
Pike was one of the co-founders of the Ku Klux Klan after the U.S. Civil
War (his role in founding this organization whitewashed in American history through the efforts of another organization he belonged to- Scottish Rite Freemasonry)
The Confederate Flag known today was not actually the official government flag of the Confederacy
It was the Battle Flag of Lee’s Army of Northern Virginia
In the 1920s as the Ku Klux Klan staged an early 20th Century comeback, it was not Lee’s Confederate Flag they waved through the streets but the Stars and Stripes banner of the U.S.A.
It was in the 1980s that a group calling itself the Aryan Nations made the Confederate battle flag of Lee its symbol
In the 1880s (100 years earlier), Pike in his personal letters sang praises of a symbol called the Swastika and talked about the superiority of the Aryan race and the inferiority of the blacks and the treachery of the Jews
(words that would be echoed 40 years later by a Charlie Chaplin lookalike giving speeches in Germany in the 1920s)
Lee was a Christian
Pike in his book Morals and Dogma stated that Lucifer was the light side of God and Adonai (Yahweh) was the dark side of God
Lee is buried underneath Lee Chapel at Washington and Lee University in Lexington Virginia
Pike was buried at Oak Hill Cemetery in Washington D.C.
In 1944, his remains were removed to the House of The Temple in Washington D.C. (The headquarters of the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry, Southern Jurisdiction, U.S.A.)
Pike being an influential Freemason (Sovereign Grand Commander of the Scottish Rite’s Southern Jurisdiction for 32 years) never lost his U.S. citizenship despite being a pro-slavery Confederate general
Lee an abolitionist Confederate general only had his U.S. citizenship posthumously restored in 1975
May 31st 1801- The Supreme Council of Scottish Rite Freemasonry is first established in the U.S. in Charleston South Carolina
June 29th 1963 – Lucifer worshipping Freemasons from a Scottish rite lodge in Charleston South Carolina sacrifice a baby in a black magic ceremony while at the same time a group of Lucifer worshipping Masonic Cardinals perform a satanic Act of Enthronement in the Vatican
This claim was made by Jesuit priest Malachi Martin and naturally he was laughed at by others
But then again back in the late ’70s and early ’80s, Father Martin was laughed at for making the claim that certain Catholic priests were sodomizing little boys and many bishops were covering up for them
And we all know today how wrong Father Martin was for making that claim don’t we?
June 17th 2015- A mass shooting takes place at Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in downtown Charleston South Carolina when 21-year-old Dylann Roof shoots and kills 9 people
In photos posted on-line before the massacre Roof is seen burning an American flag (the same flag that was being proudly waved and carried through the streets in photos of KKK rallies in the 1920s)
He is then seen waving a Confederate flag- abolitionist Gen. Lee’s Battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia- a flag hijacked by white segregationists in the mid-20th Century and further hijacked by the Aryan Nations in the 1980s
(I guess if a “Religion of Peace” like Islam can be hijacked by terrorists if we can believe the words of that most intellectually inclined of American Presidents- George W. Bush- then an abolitionist General’s Battle flag can be hijacked by white segregationists and white supremacists)
Racists are people ignorant of true history
Actually the same can be said of most liberals as well- ignorance of true history
That’s one characteristic racists and most liberals do share in common- an abysmal ignorance of actual history.
And so the cry echoes up and down America to, in Stalinesque-like fashion, airbrush Lee’s battle flag from the landscape and pages of American history
And in his tomb in the House of The Temple in Washington D.C., Pike is at rest- Freemason (as Basil Fawlty whispers, “Don’t mention the Klan. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it”) and American patriot
In his tomb underneath Lee Chapel at Washington and Lee University in Lexington, Virginia, Lee, abolitionist and true Southern gentleman (and restored American citizen only in 1975), rolls over as his battle flag disappears from the American landscape.

-A free verse poem
written by Christopher
Thursday June 25th

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Eating The McFrankenburger

August 5, 2013 at 8:00 pm (Commentary, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Eating The McFrankenburger

Renfield R. Renfield sat on the sofa eagerly clutching a bucket of hot buttered  popcorn and a large theatre sized carton of Coca-Cola eagerly waiting for the press conference to start on BBC News.

Amadeus sat eating black licorice and waited in nervous anticipation wondering what it was that Renfield had done.

                   .           .          .

Mad scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was at work in the Set Enterprises Laboratory when he suddenly noticed that one of his genetically created shapeshifting serums was missing.

                      .          .           .

Renfield turned up the volume on the remote when the press conference started.

The lead scientist from Maastricht University’s research team introduced the world’s first laboratory grown hamburger patty and the hamburger patty must have missed its calling in its brief short life because it did not stand up to take a bow.

Instead a chef from Cornwall cooked it and two food critics were called up on stage to eat it.

And that was it.

                   .           .             .

Renfield was flabbergasted.

“Nothing happened,”  Renfield cried.

Amadeus helped himself to some of the popcorn from Renfield’s carton of popcorn as Renfield sat on the sofa in a total state of shock.

                 .             .               .

Pan Goatee was being paid $2 million U.S. by America’s Rolling Stone Magazine to sit down for an exclusive interview with them.

It was the first such media interview that Britain’s most notorious contemporary serial  killer had granted.

“So,” Tila Tequila who was doing some freelance reporting for Rolling Stone Magazine asked him,  “you figure you were probably created in a genetics lab somewhere prior to waking up in the middle of the road after a lorry accident in northern England?”.

“That is correct,”  Pan Goatee grinned as he sipped on a strawberry margarita while wearing a t-shirt that said Strawberry Fields Forever.

“And do you think the Illuminati had anything to do with your creation?” Tila asked him as she adjusted her skirt.

“Well from my brief life span on this Earth in which I must admit I’ve accumulated a tremendous amount of knowledge thus showing what a great genius I am,” Pan  Goatee batted his eyelashes with modesty,  “I think the upper echelons of the Illuminati are obsessed with Osiris as a god of light and goodness.  I think I was probably created by forces more in alignment with Set who was Osiris’ darker more brooding more melancholy and more dark side of the force brother.”

“Wow that really blows my mind,” Tila  said, “I understand you have the ability to astral project as well.”

“That is correct,”  Pan Goatee astral projected his cloven left foot hoof across the room.

“Amazing,”   Tila gasped,  “and you say your ability to astral project only emerged a couple of months after you awoke lying in the middle of that road in northern England?”.

“Yes,” Pan Goatee unwrapped a Cadbury Caramilk bar and helped himself to a couple of Ferrero Rocher chocolates,  “I suspect whoever my creator is,  he hasn’t fully mastered the mixed DNA cocktails he creates.  And so some things only kick in to his creations months, weeks or possibly hours after their creation.”

                       .         .          .

The two food critics who had eaten the world’s first lab grown hamburger were now enjoying a nice juicy tenderloin steak in a swanky upscale London restaurant.

When the waiter came over to ask them how they were enjoying their meals,  both food critics suddenly turned into the spitting image of world-famous clown Ronald McDonald.

“Mon Dieu,” the restaurant’s French  maitre ‘d   gasped when he saw the transformation,  “this will mean bad reviews for the restaurant for sure.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 5th

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