The Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria In London

November 14, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Both Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol had been called to the Scotland Yard offices in London by Inspector Depp (no relation as far as he knew to Johnny) of Scotland Yard.

They were asked to come question a suspect.

The man who was with the suspect when she was arrested -undersea explorer Louis Alphonse Cousteau (a great nephew of famed 20th Century undersea explorer Jacques Yves Cousteau) claimed the woman was 3000 years old (even though she didn’t look a day over 24) and had recently been brought back from the dead after being found in a waterproof glass coffin in the sunken city of Mu on the sunken continent of Lemuria which he said he had recently found at the bottom of the South Pacific Ocean.

Louis Alphonse Cousteau was currently undergoing psychiatric assessment by famous Welsh psychiatrist Morgana Jones who had her offices in London.

The woman who claimed to be the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria had so far put 20 policemen in hospital when they had gone into the interrogation room to question her.

Rather than going in to interrogate her himself, Inspector Depp (a man once described by Sherlock Holmes’ immortal twin sister the noted London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes as the 21st Century Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard) had bravely phoned Van Helsing and Whitstable and bravely suggested they come down and interrogate her.

While looking through the glass at the Dragon Warrioress in the interrogation room, Van Helsing asked Depp, “What’s she been charged with?”.

“Assaulting a Member of Parliament,” was Depp’s reply.

Van Helsing noticed the dress she was wearing in the mug shot after she had been arrested (and the same dress she was currently wearing in the interrogation room) and asked, “And that Member of Parliament wouldn’t have been one Renfield R. Renfield by any chance?”.

“My God, Van Helsing, how could you possibly know…” Depp was astounded.

Van Helsing interrupted, “And I suppose the reason for the assault was that Renfield approached her and asked her out on a date?”.

“Your methods of deduction always amaze me, Van Helsing,” the Inspector was flabbergasted.

“Elementary, my dear Watson… I mean… my dear Depp,” Van Helsing replied.

Whitstable looked at the Dragon Warrioress through the glass into the interrogation room.

“Well, Dracul,” Whitstable asked, “who’s going in?”

Van Helsing followed Peter Whitstable’s gaze and looked at the Dragon Warrioress Princess behind the glass.

Van Helsing lit himself a cigarette and in a calm voice replied,

“I’m going in.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 14th
2018.

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1st Video of The Resurrected Dragon Princess Lenora of Lemuria

November 8, 2018 at 11:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Music, music videos, Mythology, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, Video, videos) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was lying in his upright Egyptian sarcophagus in his colossal bedroom in his colossal London mansion drinking chai tea on a tray in front of him that was poured from a tea pot that resembled the Taj Mahal.

His cat Nefertiti Galore caught several vampiric flesh eating rats that had been sent into Set’s bedroom by his enemy siblings Isis and Osiris.

Set’s butler and valet Athelstan arrived to tell him how the Cousteau brothers’ marine archaeological expeditions (that Set was personally financing) were going.

Both Cousteau brothers Louis Alphonse and Toulouse (who were great nephews of the famous 20th Century French oceanographer Jacques Cousteau) had discovered the lost continents of Lemuria and Atlantis respectively the past couple of months.

In the South Pacific, Louis Alphonse Cousteau had discovered the glass coffin containing the perfectly preserved body of Lenora the last Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess of Lemuria in the sunken city of Mu the capital city of the lost continent of Lemuria.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher had sent a drone (in the shape of a mechanical pterodactyl) to the South Pacific (an object photographed and video recorded by various people who posted the pics to YouTube conspiracy channels devoted to the topic of NASA covering up the existence of dinosaurs in the modern world) containing a test tube of Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Resurrection Serum – a combination of ambrosia (that kept the Greek Olympian gods immortal) dried tana leaves (like in the early 1940s Universal Pictures Mummy films that kept the mummy Kharis alive), dried eucalyptus leaves (whose fresh eucalyptus leaves keep koala bears alive) and dried Canadian recreational cannabis leaves (whose smoking and inhaling keeps Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant named Strawberry Fields Forever alive).

The serum when poured between Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria’s lips immediately brought her back from the dead.

Louis Alphonse Cousteau shot a video of the Lemurian Dragon Warrioress Princess doing her happy dance at being brought back from the dead:

The Dragon Princess wasn’t quite ready yet to show her face to the world.

After watching the video, Set then closed his sarcophagus lid.

Athelstan proceeded to do some dusting around the Egyptian vampire’s bedroom when suddenly he noticed a milky white substance overflowing from his Divine Vampiric Lordship’s sarcophagus.

“Good Lord!” Athelstan exclaimed, “Isis and Osriris have found a way to drown the master!”.

He immediately ran over and opened the sarcophagus lid.

“Close the f%!&*!ing lid, you idiot,” Set shouted as he was caught with his Hugh Hefner style red velvet pyjama bottoms down and his hands on the region between his hips.

“Sorry, sir,” Athelstan immediately closed the lid down, “I thought maybe your nephew Horus had come up with a way of Death By Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 8th
2018.

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The Lost Continent of Lemuria, The City of Mu and The Ultimate Dragon Warrior Princess

September 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The Lost Continent of Lemuria, The City of Mu and The Ultimate Dragon Warrior Princess

French oceanographer, marine archaeologist and marine biologist Louis Alphonse Cousteau (the great nephew of the famous 20th Century French oceanographer Jacques Cousteau) was diving in the South Pacific off his ship The Ariel Calypso.

He was searching for the lost continent of Lemuria which he believed was in this area.

His fellow scientists laughed at him for believing in the existence of the lost continent of Lemuria and its long lost capital city of Mu calling it a legend, a myth and a fable with no basis in fact.

Louis Alphonse was anxious to prove these sceptics wrong as Heinrich Schliemann had done back in the 19th Century when he had discovered the city of Troy and thus proved Troy’s historicity.

Homer was right and the 19th Century German so called higher critics were wrong.

Cousteau hoped to do the same for those who doubted the existence of Lemuria and Mu.

Cousteau’s research like that of his great uncle Jacques had received a great deal of funding from the French government.

But when Emmanuel Macron was elected President of France, that funding was cut so the new French President could blow it on spending for huge military parades to impress a far older man (let’s call him Donald Trump) the object of Emmanuel’s gay reverse cougar like man crush.

Just like his far older wife Brigitte was the object of his hetero reverse cougar like woman crush.

For Emmanuel Macron seemed to be a French version of that old U.S. Country Western music song This Door 🚪 Swings Both Ways.

As such, Louis Alphonse Cousteau had to look around for a new source of funding.

He found it in the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set said his memory wasn’t like it used to be (senility seemed to have finally set in after several thousands of years) but the former ancient Egyptian god of chaos, darkness and the desert was pretty sure he had heard of Lemuria’s existence when he was part of Egypt’s divine royal dynasty.

That Lemuria was a land full of gold, jade and valuable gems and minerals.

Cousteau had hired the famous Greek Italian female diver Sophia Lollobrigida to dive for him on this expedition.

As Cousteau sat on the deck of his ship The Ariel Calypso waiting for Sophia to surface, he heard a rustling of the waves.

The sexy looking Sophia Lollobrigida appeared in her skin tight bikini, diver’s mask and aqualung.

She took off her mask and smiled at him.

“I found it,” she said excitedly, “I’ve found the lost city of Mu on the lost continent of Lemuria.”

Meanwhile back at the Set Enterprises laboratory in London, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision while in his lobster tank.

The vision was accompanied by an audible voice, “The dwelling place of the ultimate dragon warrior princess has been found.”

Michelangelo’s vision of the ultimate dragon warrior princess- the Princess Lenora of Lemuria:

The Princess Lenora of Lemuria in her palace in the lost city of Mu.

Only moments after getting the vision, Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploded.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 25th
2018.

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