Sophia, Yaldabaoth, A London Werewolf and The Wolfman

January 18, 2019 at 11:53 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )


A black and white photograph taken of the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess Sophia by Orson Welles in 1938

Sophia was worshipped as a goddess by early Gnostic groups emerging in the 1st and 2nd Centuries AD and their successors throughout the centuries.

Sophia was a daughter of Athena- she being born from Athena’s head just like Athena was born from Zeus’ head.

However on one occasion while visiting India, Sophia ran into the Hindu moon god Soma.

The lunar deity Soma gave Sophia some of his psychedelic elixir of immortality also called Soma to drink.

Sophia took quite an out of this world trip as a result.

She claimed to be an emanation – the last in a line of a series of emanations from a divine impersonal force she called the Ein Sof (meaning the Infinite or “Endless One”).

She went to Alexandria in Egypt in the 1st Century AD where she gave this revelation to many of the Neo-Platonist schools in the city.

Gnosticism developed as a result.

While in Egypt, she encountered the immortal Egyptian scientist Imhotep (he who had served as Chancellor to the Egyptian Pharaoh Djoser and was high priest of the Egyptian sun god Ra at Heliopolis).

Imhotep was trying to determine whether it was scientifically possible for a woman to have a virgin birth.

Sophia volunteered to be Imhotep’s guinea pig as it were.

She gave birth to a strange little being called Yaldabaoth.

The little fellow (and indeed he remained little all of his immortal life) travelled to Ireland where he became the world’s first leprechaun.

To this day Yaldabaoth enjoys drinking and spinning yarns and hiding pots of gold at the end of rainbows in his adopted country of Ireland.

However Sophia did not mention that to the Neo-Platonists of Alexandria.

Instead she said that her son Yaldabaoth was a Demiurge who foolishly created the material physical world (Sophia had imbibed some of the teachings of some Buddhist schools in Alexandria that the material physical cosmos was inherently and intrinsically evil) and that this Demiurge Yaldabaoth was the same as the god YHWH (Yahweh) worshipped by the Hebrew peoples.

This teaching was adapted and taught by a man named Marcion in the 2nd Century AD.

However Sophia who had now been a virgin for what she considered forever longed to have sex at last.

Imhotep had recently brought the Greek goat god Pan back from the dead.

Pan had died after drinking too much wine at a wedding celebration in Cana of Galilee (after he had laughed at one of the lunatic servants who told him that an hour earlier the wine had just been plain water).

As soon as Sophia saw the Imhotep resurrected Pan, she fell in love and they slept together.

Pan after having one Hell of an orgasm (and with a virgin at that) decided to celebrate by digging around Cana of Galilee again to see if there were any jugs of that delicious wine left.

Turns out there was, Pan drank it and promptly died again (this was wine to die for as far as Greek goat gods were concerned).

Anyhow Sophia turned out to be pregnant after her encounter with Pan and she gave birth (this time in a non-virginal fashion) to Baphomet the half-human half goat half male half-female entity.

Baphomet had the Norse god Loki as his tutor for several years and then Baphomet was adopted as a son by the fallen angel Samael.

On Samael’s advice, Baphomet was made a demon.

In 1938, Sophia had met the young Orson Welles on the same day as his infamous War of the Worlds Broadcast on radio and he had taken her photo.

Now Sophia was back in the United States again.

She was going to be attending a Super Wolf Blood Moon party this coming Sunday in Washington DC.

The party was being thrown by a British Lord- Lord L who was one of the high ranking members of the Illuminati (Coincidentally the founder of the Illuminati the Jesuit priest and canon law professor Adam Weishaupt had come into possession of the gnostic Pistis Sophia manuscript in 1773 which told one version of the gnostic Sophia myth- 1773 was also the same year the Jesuit order was suppressed by Pope Clement XIV. Weishaupt founded the Illuminati 3 years later in 1776).

Also attending the party would be Sophia’s old friend the Hindu moon god Soma.

Soma would be bringing bottles of the hallucinogenic elixir drink likewise called Soma with him.

Unbeknownst to NASA, the Chinese were using the Chang’e 4 lunar probe
to mine Soma on the moon.

They were flying the Soma elixir of life back to Earth for the Lord L party again unbeknownst to NASA because NASA employees were busy falling asleep listening to the speeches of Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer on who was responsible for the U.S. government shutdown.

Sophia smiled as a snow white hare in the Washington DC snow hopped by.

. . .

In London, a 119 year old Jesuit priest who had spent most of his life in Tibet and who had been the one to warn botanist Dr. Wilfrid Glendon not to look for the Mariphasa lupina lumina the phosphorescent wolf-flower which blooms by the light of the moon (and not the sun) because no one ever returned alive from the valley where it bloomed (the story was the subject of the 1935 film The Werewolf of London) was walking the streets of London.

He was hoping to locate the whereabouts of the Church of England’s most pre-eminent exorcist the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who was currently in London.

Coincidentally enough, the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was the grandson of the Rev. Father Augustine Bury Saint Edmunds who as a young priest had served as a curate and deacon at an Anglican Church in Llanwelly Wales a village which itself had been haunted by a werewolf (that story was the subject of the 1941 film The Wolfman).

The 119 year old Jesuit was hoping to inform Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds that a Welsh werewolf former British Labour Member of Parliament Magog Rhys Petley who now lived and worked as a private eye in London was going to be sacrificed at Lord L’s Washington DC Super Wolf Blood Moon Party in an effort to make a group of influential bankers and politicians immortal (Ironically enough Magog Rhys Petley had become a werewolf after he was bitten by the severed head of Rahu the Hindu demon of eclipses during a lunar eclipse back in 2011).

And the way the world was being sodomized by all kinds of forces these days- that’s all the poor old Earth needed at the moment- a bunch of crooked bankers and politicians who would live forever.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 18th
2019.

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Renfield Analyzes Trump Speech and Democrats’ Response

January 8, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was appearing on BBC World News to give his analysis of Donald Trump’s 1st ever Oval Office address and the replies given by Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Dem.- Calif.) and Sen. Chuck Schumer (Dem. – N.Y.).

“So, Mr. Renfield, your first take?” BBC News anchorwoman Geeta Guru-Murthy asked the MP.

“Well,” Renfield sipped from a large bottle of Scotch whisky as he spoke, “I must congratulate whatever Trump advisor it was (most likely Jared Kushner in my opinion) who arranged the just right Silva Method visualization/guided imagery exercise to get the right demon (what New Agers and Oprah Winfrey insist on calling spirit guides since it’s a more innocuous term than the actual truth of what these beings/entities actually are) to possess the Donald’s body for the occasion of this television address from the Oval Office. Because whatever spoke from the Donald’s body in the Presidential chair gave the appearance of someone who was both intelligent and compassionate. And of course we all know that intelligence and compassion are two qualities that can never be associated with the real Donald Trump. The real Donald Trump speaks through his realDonaldTrump tweets where of course his “true colours”, like those of Cyndi Lauper’s clothes in a laundromat where the wrong type of bleach is used, keep “shining through” and his malice and stupidity is there for all the world to see.”

Geeta Guru-Murthy (secretly wishing that she had a good shot of whisky herself at the moment as this wasn’t usually the sort of response you’d get from your average typical British Member of Parliament), “And what about the replies of Rep. Pelosi and Sen. Schumer?”.

“Well, ditto for Rep. Pelosi,” Renfield pulled a 2nd bottle of whisky from underneath the table after having successfully polished off the first, “usually Rep. Pelosi comes across as being an evil demon possessed witch which of course is what one expects from a California style liberal Catholic which in this day and age is the demeanour of your typical Pope Francis style Catholic. However whatever demon (spirit guide for all you New Age believers out there) possessed Rep. Pelosi’s body tonight came across as being both rational and genuinely compassionate – two qualities of which one does not usually associate with the Baal and Moloch worshipping representative from San Francisco.”

Geeta Guru-Murthy (using the spiked stiletto point of her right high-heeled shoe to successfully drag one of the 12 bottles of whisky under the table towards herself), “And what about Sen. Chuck Schumer?”.

“Well,” Renfield reached for a third bottle of whisky, “whatever Silva Method workshop old Sen. Chuck attended to summon tonight’s demon/spirit guide, he might really want to ask for his 3rd Temple of Jerusalem shekels back. If anybody came across tonight as being a raving partisan belligerent bozo asshole, it was Sen. Chuck Schumer. In fact, I couldn’t see any real difference between the demon possessing Sen. Schumer’s body tonight and the real Sen.Chuck Schumer.”

As Lord L. (the British Lord who had ordered the murder of filmmaker Stanley Kubrick for exposing the secret gatherings of his Kabbalistic witchcraft cult in his 1999 movie Eyes Wide Shut), watched the BBC interview in his palatial London mansion, he reconsidered his invitation to Sen. Chuck Schumer to his Super Wolf Blood Moon party in Washington DC for this coming January 20th at which Welsh werewolf and former British Labour Party MP Magog Rhys Petley was to be sacrificed (although that fact wasn’t mentioned to Mr. Rhys Petley in his own personal invitation to the same event).

By this time, Geeta Guru-Murthy had managed to snag one of the bottles of whisky with her stiletto and was now using the lower skirt portion of her dress to rub the top off.

She succeeded and managed to get the top off and pour some of the refreshing liquid into the glass in front of her.

Meanwhile the studio floor director was still trying to let Geeta know that they were still live on air.

“That’s a 20 year old malt whisky,” Renfield stated to her as he reached for a piece of blue cheese and stared dreamily into space and thought of some old rhyme about wolfsbane from a 1941 Lon Chaney Jr. movie, “Most of the time, I drink 10 year old malt whisky or maybe 15 at the most but since tonight I was being asked to analyze speeches given by both Donald Trump and the U.S. Congress’ two leading Democrats, I thought I’d better make it a 20 year.”

Voice of BBC World News Voice-Over Announcer: Later tonight, a BBC News Special Report: Drinking In The Workplace: How Much of A Problem Is It Becoming?

As the announcement was made, both Renfield R. Renfield MP and Geeta Guru-Murthy were seen on the screen polishing off their respective bottles of Scotch whisky.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 8th
2019.

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