Tamara and Pamela

October 11, 2021 at 10:35 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Tamara and Pamela: Going our way, Mr. Albion?

The year was 1937.

The city was Los Angeles Californa.

And walking down the street was Carson Cody Albion Private Eye.

When suddenly the back door of a very large car opened and two beautiful young women greeted him:

“Going our way, Mr. Albion?”.

“I’m always going your way, Tamara and Pamela,” Albion answered.

Albion got into the car.

Another car was parked on the side of the street.

Its backseat occupant was one Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau.

He asked the car’s driver (who was the chauffeur to the German Consul in Los Angeles), “Was that the private eye Carson Cody Albion?”.

“It was,” the chauffeur nodded.

“Merde,” Kohler spoke the only French word he knew, “Another car picked him up before we could.”

Carson Cody Albion Private Eye had fun the rest of the day.

Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau did not.

To Be Continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 11th
2021.

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Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Vampire Franz Kohler and The Black Hand

September 15, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Sir Sean Connery (aka 007) appeared in a dream to British MP Renfield R. Renfield and told him, “Dr. Anthony Fauci is the hatchet man for a group of powerful and evil globalist villains.”

Meanwhile in California, a group of satanists were performing a human sacrifice in thanksgiving for Neo-Stalinist Governor Gavin Newsom not being recalled.

And over in Stockholm, Sweden, a woman was leaving the house of a slain Swedish microbiologist who had been examining the mRNA genetic modifier serums (called “vaccines” by the global medical technocracy) with a briefcase full of his documents.

Over in the Vatican, Samhain Cardinal Salaman was having a vision of Our Lady of La Salette weeping.

And over at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau vampire Franz Kohler was being shown around the institute by Chinese People’s Liberation Army Gen. Li Zuocheng.

Suddenly Gen. Li’s Huawei smart phone went off.

He happened to see a Set News Network notification- a quote from British MP Renfield R. Renfield:

“Benedict Arnold is alive and well and living in U.S. Armed Services Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley.
Meanwhile Communist Chinese warships and a destroyer have been spotted off the coast of Alaska.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

“We’re really going to have to do something about that troublesome British MP,” Gen. Li seethed.

“What is this?” Franz Kohler asked as he pointed towards a liquid filled tank that contained what appeared to be a charcoal burnt black hand.

“That is a relic we call the Black Hand,” Gen. Li answered.

“I’m sure I’ve seen it before,” Kohler answered.

Indeed he had.

The Black Hand had crawled across the German-Polish border just prior to the Nazi invasion of Poland.

“It’s a good luck charm,” Gen. Li explained, “This Black Hand has been overseeing our research into the bat Coronavirus ever since Dr. Anthony Fauci started funding GAIN OF FUNCTION research into it here at the Wuhan Institute starting in 2017.”

“And where did you get the Black Hand?” Nazi SS officer Franz Kohler asked.

“It was a gift from George Soros,” Gen. Li answered.

As for evil globalist billionaire George Soros, he had a busy weekend this past weekend.

He was busy entertaining aging over the hill 1960s hallucinogenic drug taking flower child and so-called representative of the people Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

And a long long time ago in a land far far away the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had made out with the Watcher angel Semjaza while two black wolves watched.

And Lilith gave birth to Azazel who taught men the art of war and women the art of enchantment.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 15th
2021.

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Maria Orsic and The Turing Jukebox Computer

February 23, 2021 at 11:05 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Maria Orsic and The Turing Jukebox Computer

Two rogue agents for MI-5 (although no one in MI-5 knew they were rogue agents) informed British Prime Minister Boris Johnson that the Occult and Paranormal Research Division of Interpol was aware of his midnight meetings with zombie nosferatu that were going on in the ballroom of the newly opened Imperial Aurora Hotel in London and that it might be a good idea if he ceased these meetings for the time being.

A spy for Interpol at 10 Downing Street informed Interpol agent Peter Whitstable the head of the Occult and Paranormal Research Division of the warning from the MI-5 rogue agents which inspired messy haired Boris Johnson (who was still unaware of the invention of the comb that had taken place centuries earlier) to cancel further meetings.

Whitstable thus called an end to the Interpol sting operation at the Imperial Aurora Hotel which would have exposed the Johnson-zombie nosferatu meetings.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka returned to her flat in central London (she had rented a room right in the Imperial Aurora Hotel which would have allowed her close contact to the ballroom).

Dracul Van Helsing likewise returned to his flat in East London.

And Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was currently at the Set Enterprises laboratory recovering from a massive hangover having drunk the contents of 1001 bottles of Hendrik’s Gin which successfully brought him back from the dead for the 2nd time in two months.

Van Helsing was soon off another mission however.

This one with the ghost of Orson Welles.

Van Helsing and Welles were to use the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern to travel back in time to the year 1953.

Apparently Whitstable’s contacts at NASA told him that the great mathematician Alan Turing (who had developed the computing machine that cracked the Enigma Nazi Code) had in 1953 developed a computer whose purpose was to pick up signals from extraterrestrial life forms in the universe.

The computer for whatever reason was hidden inside a jukebox on a table in the office of a Chelsea cafe.

And then disappeared mysteriously just as MI-5 agents raided the cafe.

Now it was believed to be in the home of a Havana Cuba based Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike according to the visions of DARPA’s psychic lobster Van Gogh’s All Hearing Ear (who was a distant cousin of Set Enterprises’ psychic lobster Michelangelo).

When asked for his analysis, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster typing on his own waterproof laptop computer said that the Turing jukebox computer had been stolen in 1953 by the vampire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau.

Kohler had, according to Michelangelo, time traveled from this month and this year back to 1953 to steal the Turing jukebox computer just before MI-5 agents arrived at the Chelsea cafe to take control of the machine.

The solution was to send a time traveler back in time to grab the Turing jukebox computer before Kohler could do so.

Thus Van Helsing and Welles were on their way back to that Chelsea cafe in ’53.

Arriving on the scene, Van Helsing and Welles came face to face with:

Maria Orsic and The Turing Juke Box Computer

Maria Orsic was an immortal.

She was a medium who had been head of the German Vril Society.

Van Helsing had met her on a time traveling mission before when the vampire hunter had time traveled back to Washington DC in the late 1930s.

Welles’ ghost had recalled that Van Helsing had made out with Maria Orsic on that occasion.

“So, Van Helsing,” Maria Orsic smiled at him, “I suppose you’re hear to steal the Turing Jukebox Computer before the vampire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau arrives on the scene?”.

“I am,” Van Helsing nodded.

“But I think I better spank you first,” Maria produced a rather sturdy wooden hairbrush.

“I think you’re right,” Van Helsing started taking his clothes off.

“Not again,” Welles’ ghost moaned as he buried his ghostly head in his ghostly hands.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 23rd
2021.

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