Vampiress Lilith Furious At Abraham Accords Israel-UAE-Bahrain Peace Treaties

September 16, 2020 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Yesterday as senility prone Joe Biden was attempting to share his kosher lox and cream cheese bagel with his marijuana pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia, his arch foe Donald Trump was hosting a Middle East peace treaty signing ceremony at the White House.

Israel was signing landmark peace deals with both the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Bahrain.

The UAE and Bahrain are just the third and fourth Arab countries to recognize Israel since its founding in 1948.

Egypt signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1978 and Jordan signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1994.

Mauritania established diplomatic relations with Israel in 1999 but severed ties in 2010.

Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner helped in negotiating the treaties.

The accords were called the Abraham Accords since Abraham was a common historical figure of shared importance in the three monotheistic religions that originated in the Middle East- Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith (who was also the world’s first vampiress) was absolutely livid over the ceremony.

Lilith felt that her good name and reputation were libelled and maligned in the Babylonian Talmud and she had vowed to destroy the Jewish people ever since.

At a meeting on the banks of the Euphrates River today, Lilith discussed her plans with her friends the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod.

Her strategy was to try and form an alliance between Turkey (whose leader Recep Tayyip Erdogan fancied himself the new Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) and Iran (who had been an enemy of Israel since the Ayatollah Khomeini first came to power in the Islamic Revolution of 1979) and get them to attack Israel.


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith wants no one to rain on her parade when it comes to her revenge against Israel.

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The group Catholic Satanists For Biden had been successfully established with two Catholic Satanist members of the U.S. Senate and a Catholic Satanist former head of Catholic Relief Services in key positions in the organization.

Cardinal Joseph “Nighty Night, Baby” Tobin the Archbishop of Newark New Jersey had recently shown that his political sympathies were similar to that of Catholic Satanists For Biden.

Cardinal Tobin had earned the moniker “Nighty Night, Baby” for a private message he had inadvertently turned into a public tweet when he messaged the Italian male soap opera star who often spent long periods of time at his beach house, “Nighty night, baby. I love you.”

A diocesan spokesman later said that the Archbishop actually intended to privately message his sister with the message.

If true, the Cardinal’s message had overtones of the relationships between brothers and sisters in ancient Egyptian Pharaohonic royalty.

Such is the state of modern American Catholic ecclesial support of the modern U.S. Democratic Party.

Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi was sitting at home watching the skies lit up by California wildfires as she burnt a little sage in front of a statue of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

She left the room momentarily as a crow flew in through the window, picked up the burning piece of sage in its beak and flew out the window heading off in the direction of the nearest forest.

Pelosi returned and without noticing the burning piece of sage was missing, she debated whether she should privately message on Twitter her nephew by marriage California Gov. Gavin Newsom with the words, “Nighty night, baby.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 16th
2020.

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Palm Sunday In A Dangerous Time

April 5, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Palm Sunday In A Dangerous Time

At Our Lady of Victories Church in Quezon City, Philippines, palm branches were being blessed and distributed to worshippers outside the Church to mark Palm Sunday.

Meanwhile in America, numerous members of the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops were telling laity to wave cactus plants (minus the plant holder containers they’re in for safety’s sake) rather than palm branches in the privacy of their homes if they feel so reactionarily inclined (pre-Vatican II) to celebrate Palm Sunday.

Woman: I’ve got several cactus needles stuck in my thumb and fingers.

Dante wisely put many of the bishops of his day in Hell in the volume entitled Inferno of his Divine Comedy.

A vast number of bishops haven’t really changed much in 700 years.

Cardinal Joseph William Tobin the Bishop of Newark New Jersey (who unbeknownst to him already had a reserved barbecue spit reserved for him down in the Inferno unless he truly repented of his pro-Baal and Baphomet inclined sins) had decreed that there was to be no distribution of palms whatsoever in his diocese.

As he left his house to jog (while still thinking of his male Italian fashion model companion who was a very close friend indeed), a cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

As news of the pie creaming got out, Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the Director-General of the WHO who was recovering in a hospital emergency room after a pie creaming of his own, wondered, “I wonder if his cream pie was laced with chop suey and sweet and sour spareribs like mine was? I never got a chance to read the fortune cookie that was placed in it because one of the PPE N-95 face mask wearing paramedics threw it away.”

On the radio in the emergency room, an old Lone Ranger radio program was being played and the announcer asked, “Who was that masked man?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday April 5th
2020.

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