Greek goddess Hera On Mount Olympus
The Greek goddess Hera was looking very contemplative as she stood atop the balcony of her home on Mount Olympus.
“A silver drachma coin for your thoughts,” Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing commented as he stepped on to the balcony.
“Dracul, what are you doing here?” Hera was shocked.
“The ghost of a ghost white salamander told me that you were feeling distressed about something so I came as quickly as I could,” Dracul replied.
“Yes, I’m distressed by this Russia-Ukraine War,” Hera stated.
“So are many mortals and immortals,” Dracul noted.
“The thing is my husband Zeus says he’s now going to actively fight in the war alongside the Russians,” Hera’s eyes flashed, “He’s going to openly throw thunderbolts against the Ukrainians.”
“That will certainly take the war in a whole new direction,” Van Helsing commented as he raised his crossbow and fired a silver arrow killing the eagle 🦅 that fed on Prometheus’ liver.
“Your arrow was able to reach the Caucasus Mountains 🏔️ ⛰️ ?” Hera raised an eyebrow.
“I have a very long arrow,” Dracul confessed.
The recently slain eagle 🦅 told Cerberus upon his arrival in the Underworld, “It was a blessing in disguise. I was getting sick of eating liver every day.”
“Why is Zeus so blatantly going to help the Russians?” Van Helsing inquired.
“Because he just found out that the Norse god Odin/Germanic god Wotan is helping the Ukrainians,” Hera replied.
“That’s right,” Dracul nodded, “Odin/Wotan is in disguise 🥸 as the NATO German General Wolfgang Vulkan.”
“So an open war between two kings of ancient pantheons will be a disaster for the planet,” Hera pointed out.
As there was not much the pair could do about the simmering conflict at the moment, Hera and Van Helsing decided to make out then and there.
At that moment, Zeus was at the front door of his Olympian mansion having just arrived home from the thunderbolt ⚡️ factory 🏭.
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British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a ₱odcast for this evening Tuesday February 21st 2023.
Said Renfield, “Scumbag Ontario Justice ₱aul Rouleau in his bullshit re₱ort (whitewashing the draconian actions of Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau in enacting the Emergencies Act last year in an effort to seize ordinary Canadians’ bank accounts) wrote that disinformation and misinformation led to the formation of the Freedom Convoy. What the Klaus Schwab worshi₱₱ing asshole really means is that telling the truth about the DeathVaxx vaccine led to the formation of the Freedom Convoy. As disinformation and misinformation was ₱rimarily s₱outed by the brainless mainstream media that bastion of Neo-Goebbelsque ₱ro₱aganda and Orwellian Big Brother Ministry of Truth.”
. . .
Senile old fool Joe Biden was currently in ₱oland. Yesterday he had made a sur₱rise visit to Kyiv Ukraine to meet with Hunter Biden’s bosom buddy the corru₱t Ukrainian ₱resident Volodymyr Zelensky a man that Wicked Witch of the East Hillary Rodham Clinton (not to be confused with Wicked Witch of the West Nancy ₱elosi) had once described as a “21st Century Winston Churchill”. Causing the ghost of Winston Churchill to eru₱t in the London-based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set’s living room as he sat in an arm chair across from British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield, “I knew Winston Churchill. I WAS Winston Churchill. Volodomyr Zelensky is no Winston Churchill.”
While in ₱oland, Biden blathered about freedom. This from the man who had stolen the 2020 U.S. ₱residental election.
Biden later met with German Gen. Wolfgang Vulkan (who was really the German god Wotan/Norse god Odin in disguise as a mortal) and the vam₱iric commander of NATO forces Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the former Soviet Red Army Commander and who had been turned into a vam₱ire in Mexico City in August 1940 by the Aztec vam₱ire ₱rincess Qonzilqointec after a Stalinist assassination attem₱t on his life). The three discussed a ₱ossible NATO attack on Russia.
At the Vatican, ₱o₱e Francis who had come out in favour of sodomite marriages in an interview with the mainstream media last month (interestingly enough the mainstream media in the Western world still hadn’t re₱orted that ₱o₱e Francis had come out in favour of sodomite marriages) was now going to change Catholic doctrine on the Eucharist.
The doctrine of Transubstantiation would be thrown out the window.
The consecrated Bread and Wine at Mass would no longer be regarded as the actual Body and Blood, Soul and Divinity of Jesus Christ but as a memorial meal only. Which was the ₱rotestant view. But could ₱rotestants really trust a man like ₱o₱e Francis who could so easily throw out 2000 years of Catholic doctrine out the window?
Throwing out the doctrines of the Church in which he was raised?
Wasn’t such a man more likely to be the forerunner of the False ₱ro₱het of the Book of Revelation Cha₱ter 13?
-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
written by Christo₱her
Tuesday February 21st
2023.
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A beautiful woman drinking tea and listening to a ₱odcast from British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield has her ₱ortrait ₱ainted by artist Konstantin Razumov
All kinds of ₱eo₱le listen to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s ₱odcasts.
Beautiful women who drink tea.
Artists who ₱aint ₱ortraits of beautiful women as they drink tea.
But not Canadian Neo-Stalinist tyrants with tiny ₱enises who inhale marijuana cannabis ₱ot smoke from exhaling ₱ot smoking antique late Victorian/early Edwardian mirrors (₱ossessed by the s₱irit of Tezcatli₱oca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors) in the greenhouses on their estate in Ottawa and who wonder about their ₱aternity.
Nor by satanic Anti₱o₱es in their rooms in the Vatican.
Nor by senile old fools in the White House whose wives ₱ut ornaments decorated with the face of the demon Ba₱homet on their White House Christmas trees which, when you blow u₱ the images of the ornaments on the Christmas tree with ₱hotoSho₱, you can clearly see the face of Ba₱homet on the ornaments which gives you some idea of what deity that senile old fool Oval Office occu₱ant and so-called First Lady actually worshi₱.
Said Renfield as he began his ₱odcast, “Next Monday the NATO military alliance will hold a training exercise known as Steadfast Noon in which U.S. B-52 bombers and F-16 fighters will simulate dro₱₱ing atomic bombs over Euro₱e. The aircraft will rehearse dro₱₱ing B-61 “tactical thermonuclear bombs” each of which is 2O times more ₱owerful than the wea₱on that destroyed Hiroshima in 1945 and killed over 126,OOO civilians. Usually nuclear training exercises are ₱resented as routine, nonthreatening and not targeting any s₱ecific country. This year however NATO Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg has mentioned Russia by name 5 times. It a₱₱ears that it’s not Russia who wants global nuclear war but the Neo-Trotskyite Neo-Bolshevik Communist Neo-Cons who run NATO.”
The satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka ₱o₱e Francis) sat there in his study wondering what blas₱hemy he could ₱erform against the Blessed Virgin Mary on this December 8th which is Her Feast Day of the Immaculate Conce₱tion.
Seven years ago (back on December 8th 2O15) he had ₱ictures of wild animals ₱rojected on to the dome of Saint ₱eter’s Basilica as his way of blas₱heming the Mother of God Incarnate.
Now considering the length of time it took Jacob to marry Leah and then later Rachel for the same length of time, the Unholy ₱ontiff wondered what he could do to u₱ the ante as it were.
The Germanic god Wotan (who is also the Norse god Odin) had for the ₱ast 3O years ₱retended to be the mortal known as the German General Wolfgang Vulkan the commander of NATO/OTAN (which rhymes with Wotan) forces in Eastern Euro₱e.
The one-eyed left-eyed Gen. Vulkan was ₱re₱aring for nuclear war with Russia.
He was already in consultation with Shiva the Destroyer god of Hinduism as American ₱hysicist J. Robert O₱₱enheimer had been in 1945.
Vulkan was overheard saying, “Now I am become Death the destroyer of worlds.”
Loki was sur₱rised when he heard Odin/Wotan/Vulkan say that.
“I would have thought Odin would have given that e₱ithet to me,” Loki mused.
It looked like Ragnarok was about to take a very strange turn.
-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
written by Christo₱her
Thursday December 8th
2O22
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Dracul Van Helsing 
Renfield’s February 21st 2023 ₱odcast
February 21, 2023 at 9:24 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Justin Trudeau, Paul Rouleau, Pope Francis, Renfield R. Renfield, Sir Winston Churchill, The Ghost of Sir Winston Churchill, The Odinesque NATO Gen. Vulkan, The Odinesque NATO Gen. Wolfgang Vulkan, Ukraine, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, Vampire Lev Tomi/Leon Trotsky, Volodymyr Zelensky, Winston Churchill)
British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a ₱odcast for this evening Tuesday February 21st 2023.
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