Athena In Kyiv
The Greek goddess Athena was in Kyiv the capital of Ukraine.
She was having a photograph in black and white taken of her by the ghost of Orson Welles.
Athena remarked, “Coloured photographs in Vogue Magazine are for the Zelenskys. I much prefer a black and white photograph taken by the great Orson Welles.”
Volodymyr Zelensky the President of Ukraine and his wife Olena had recently had coloured photographs of themselves taken by VOGUE Magazine and were featured as the main subjects in a recent issue of the magazine.
Including a photograph of them making out while wearing clothes.
Showing the world that Ukrainians did not always have to be in their birthday suits while making love.
At the moment that Athena was getting her photo taken by the ghost of Orson Welles, Russian President Vladimir Putin was in Moscow wearing a bear skin rug and making out with U.S. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who was undertaking a secret undercover mission on behalf of the senile Joe Biden Administration.
The bear skin rug that Putin was wearing had belonged to a Russian brown bear that had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bomb blast that had killed Darya Dugina the daughter of Russian ultra-nationalist philosopher Aleksandr Dugin.
Russia had accused a female Ukrainian operative of planting the bomb and fleeing to Estonia.
According to the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, the bomb had been built by the Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele who had headed the American CIA’s Science and Research Division since 1950.
Interestingly enough the Russian brown bear killed by the Dugin car bomb blast (whose body and fur had now been turned by the President of Russia into his own personal conjugal relations rug with AOC as the first lucky recipient of the furry embrace) had been possessed for a number of years by the ghost of Grigori Rasputin the Russian monk and mystic who had served as advisor and healer to the Imperial Russian Romanov Family of Czar Nicholas II.
Several years back Hades the Greek god of the Underworld had granted the ghost of Grigori Rasputin a dispensational release from the realm of Hades.
The mystic mad monk’s spirit then took possession of a Russian brown bear’s body and had been possessing it ever since.
That is until the date of the Dugin car bombing on Saturday August 20th 2022.
When the bear had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bombing.
The bear’s last recorded words were, “I never got to have tea and marmalade with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II like Paddington did.”
Vladimir Putin was now thinking of digging up Rasputin’s body at Tsarskoye Selo and after a heavy retouch at MacPherson’s Funeral Parlour in Moscow (Scottish undertakers and morticians were the best) have Rasputin’s ghost take possession of his original body.
Putin had sent Patriarch Kirill of Moscow to negotiate with the underworld god Hades on his behalf.
Patriarch Kirill had recently been called “Vladimir Putin’s altar boy” by George Soros’ altar boy Pope Francis.
As Vladimir Putin sat on the bear skin rug smoking a cigarette and singing “He’s got the whole world in his hands…”, AOC lay back on the bear skin rug with a look of total esctasy on her face.
She sighed, “I’ve never known a real man until now.”
Putin commented, “Well, you’ve got to stop hanging around with members of Joe Biden’s cabinet.”
Meanwhile in London, England, as the Greek goddess Athena was getting photographed in Kiev, the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill was complaining to British MP Renfield R. Renfield that the famous original December 1941 Yousuf Karsh taken photograph of Winston Churchill that had been hanging in the Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa had been stolen and replaced with a copy about 8 months ago and hotel staff had only noticed now.
As Welles was finishing up the photo session, vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing walked into the room and started making out with the goddess Athena.
“Not again,” Welles sighed.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 25th
2022.
The Deer Woman
Oxford mythologist and folklore expert Prof. William Charles was talking to Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol via Skype.
This was the gist of Prof. William Charles’ talk, “The Deer Woman is a shapeshifting woman in Native American mythology. She has been spotted in and around Oklahoma, the Western United States and the Pacific Northwest. She can appear as a young beautiful woman or as a deer. Some descriptions assign her a human female upper body and the lower body of a white-tailed deer.
The Deer Woman is said to appear as a beautiful woman just off a trail or behind a bush and calls men to come over and visit her. Deer Woman is said to have all the features of a normal young woman except her feet are shaped like deer hooves and she has the brown eyes of a deer. Men who are lured into her presence often notice too late that she is not a natural woman and he is then stomped to death by her.
In that sense the Deer Woman is the Native American mythological equivalent of the sirens of Greek mythology- those mysterious women on rocks in the sea who sang to sailors and lured them to their death.”
Meanwhile in the Carpathian Mountains of Romania, the Deer Woman of Native American tales was far removed from her natural haunts.
She had a roaring campfire going, her sorceress stick had the head of a baby t-rex on it that she was using in summoning the spell of a dark enchantment, she had a gopher skull around her neck and the colourful feather of a phoenix bird in her hair.
Behind her stood a giant Russian brown bear that was possessed by the spirit of the Russian monk Grigori Rasputin.
She was summoning powerful supernatural forces that would help her destroy the castle of Dracula (aka Vlad Tepes and aka Vlad the Impaler).
In this strange year of 2020, it was all tied in with a Russian-Turkish-Iranian plot to destroy the State of Israel.
The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was reading all about it in his latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Report.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 13th
2020.
Rasputin’s Spirit Possessed Brown Bear Walks Streets of Moscow
Rasputin’s Spirit Possessed Brown Bear Walks Streets of Moscow
A Russian Eurasian brown bear that was possessed by the spirit of the mad monk Grigori Rasputin was walking the streets of Moscow.
Needless to say, people were getting out of his way.
The Rasputin possessed bear was concerned about an essay he had read recently written by British MP Renfield R. Renfield.
In it, Sir Renfield had argued that the system Vladimir Putin was trying to build in the modern Russian Federation would be a synthesis of the old Imperial Russian Czarist system and the Leninist-Stalinist Soviet state.
Rasputin favoured a restoration of the old Russian Czarist Imperial system as he had in his mortal life done rather well under it being close friends with the Russian Imperial family.
But to join such a system to a restored Leninist-Stalinist Soviet state?
After all the Bolsheviks had brutally murdered the Czar and Czarina and all their children- 100 years ago this year in fact.
Rasputin thought it was wrong of Putin to bring back elements of the old Soviet system into the new Russia.
Rasputin thought he knew the source of the problem.
Reading what happened in Russian history since the mad monk’s own murder in December 1916, Rasputin decided that the biggest mistake the Russian government of Boris Yeltsin made in December 1991 when the Soviet Union collapsed was not to have removed Lenin’s body from his mausoleum tomb in Moscow and bury it in a grave in Lenin’s birthplace in Simbirsk.
With Lenin’s presence exorcised from Moscow, Russia could truly embark on a new course- which would be to revert to being Holy Mother Russia again.
Rasputin decided to go to Lenin’s Mausoleum tomb and break the glass of his glass coffin and rip his body to shreds.
The Russian Eurasian brown bear possessed by the spirit of Grigori Rasputin headed off in the direction of Lenin’s tomb.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 4th
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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