Nancy Pelosi: A Soviet State For 4 Horses

January 9, 2021 at 11:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, war) (, , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was asleep in his aquarium at Set Enterprises Laboratories in London, England.

He suddenly had a dream (or was it a vision?) of British MP Renfield R. Renfield fighting alongside anti-Communist forces in the 2nd American Civil War.

One of the Communists’ most pre-eminent “useful idiots” U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had the misfortune of falling into the hands of Renfield’s brigade.

The punishment Renfield envisioned for Nancy Pelosi had been inspired by an old Hammer Films horror movie that starred Christopher Lee that he had seen a few months ago.

In the film Christopher Lee played an evil landowner.

Finally the peasants got sick of his despotic rule and revolted (“How revolting these deplorables are!” as an upper crust leftist snob like Hillary Clinton might put it).

They had tied Lee’s evil landlord character between 4 horses.

With an arm or leg in a rope attached to one of the 4 horses x 4 (One limb for each horse facing a different direction).

Finally the leader of the revolt whistled and each one of the 4 horses galloped in different directions (towards the 4 corners of the earth).

Lee’s evil landlord character found himself being ripped apart into 4 different pieces.

No doubt an exceedingly painful experience for a brief moment.

Nancy Pelosi had been stripped naked (Renfield had to put blindfolds on the 4 horses and on the men in his brigade so as not to be turned to stone by the awful sight).

Renfield himself wore a very dark and powerful pair of welder’s sunglasses so he could see to direct the operation but at the same time not to be turned to stone by the awful sight of a naked Nancy Pelosi who was wearing nothing but her stupid looking Covid mask.

As Nancy Pelosi now found each limb of her body in a rope tied to a horse, she suddenly realized she was in a very perilous situation.

To say nothing of her hair being a mess as she had been unable to book an appointment with her San Francisco hairstylist lately.

“Jesus of the Gnostic heretics, Pope Francis’ god of surprises!” She cried out, “How awful it is that my arms and legs are spread out like this.”

“For once,” Renfield was getting an image of all this despite the powerfulness of the welder’s dark glasses he was wearing, “You have said something that I’m in total agreement with.”

Renfield then spoke the signal to the 4 horses, “May Geronimo defeat and crush and wreak havoc and vengeance on the Skull and Bones Society.”

The 4 horses then bolted and rode off into 4 different directions.

From a Dodge Ram truck parked nearby, its radio could be heard playing that old Patsy Cline song, “I fall to pieces…”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster woke up from his dream (or was it a vision?) in a sweat (adding further to the saltiness of the salt water he was in).

He went over to his waterproof iPhone, opened up his iPhone Notes and typed a note to himself to never ever get on Renfield’s wrong side.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 9th
2020.

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