Semiramis At CERN While The Spear of Destiny Goes Missing

September 29, 2022 at 10:22 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Semiramis The Queen of Babylon poses for a photo back in the early 1940s

Semiramis the queen of the City of Babel was standing outside the entrance to the tunnel of the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

The statue of Shiva the Destroyer outside the tunnel came to life and started dancing with Semiramis.

They danced to the 1st Movement of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata that was being performed by holographic images of Andre Rieu and His Johann Strauss Orchestra.

When the 1st Movement was over, Shiva went back up on top of his pedestal and became a statue again.

Semiramis, on the other hand, still dressed in an elegant evening gown, crawled into the pilot cockpit of an old World War I scarlet Fokker Triplane and flew to Kiev.

“That was my ex-wife,” Nimrod the little green frog mentioned to the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus as they walked by.

“I know,” Asmodeus lit his 666th cigarette of the day.

Nimrod the little green frog had been Nimrod “the mighty hunter against the Lord” in the Book of Genesis and the builder of the Tower of Babel.

Somehow his body had been found aboard a UFO that had crashed in Arctic Ocean waters just slightly north of Tuktoyaktuk, Northwest Territories, Canada.

His body had been found next to the bodies of dead ET grays.

Nimrod’s body had been taken to DARPA headquarters in the U.S. where it had been dethawed.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had flown to DARPA headquarters and stolen Nimrod’s body.

She tried to revive Nimrod by kissing him with a magic potion that she had put on her lips.

Nimrod the prince of Babel had been revived but he had been turned into a little green frog as a result of the faulty magic potion on her lips.

“So what’s happened?” Nimrod asked as he licked a black fly ice cream cone.

“Well there have been four leaks on the Russian Nord stream gas pipelines in the Baltic Sea,” Asmodeus switched over to a vaper because Asclepius the ancient Greek god of medicine had recommended that he cut down on cigarette smoking.

“What caused those leaks?” Nimrod asked.

“Well according to the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles whom I ran into at a cigarette and magazine stand in Rome, the Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele who has been the Science and Research Director of the American CIA since 1950 ordered their sabotage,” Asmodeus lit his vaper with his lighter.

“Is he telling the truth?” Nimrod finished his cone.

“It’s hard to tell with fallen angels,” Asmodeus burnt his fingers on the lit end of the vaper.

. . .

The curator of the Hofburg Treasure House in the Hofburg Palace in Vienna Austria had just been informed that the Spear of Destiny aka the Spear of Longinus (the lance said to have pierced the side of Christ) had been stolen.

The Spear of Destiny had been seized by Hitler when he took over the city of Vienna in the Anschluss of March 1938.

In the final days of the Third Reich, it wound up in the hands of the Americans and eventually came into the possession of Gen. George S. Patton who returned it to the Hofburg Museum.

“What nation,” the Hofburg Treasure House curator wondered, “had now stolen the Spear of Destiny?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 29th
2022.

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