Chaos Rising As The Cosmos Crumbles

September 12, 2019 at 10:57 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Chaos Rising As The Cosmos Crumbles

Pan Goatee was walking across the street when a man and his German shepherd dog happened to walk by.

The dog kept staring at Pan Goatee.

Finally Goatee said to the dog’s owner, “Doesn’t your dog know it’s not proper etiquette to stare?”.

Whereupon he beheaded both the German shepherd and its owner.

A little further down the street came an ugly looking woman riding a bicycle.

“What is it about autumn that seems to bring out ugly looking women on bicycles?” Goatee thought to himself.

The woman looked like she had stuck all her fingers and all her toes in an electric socket as her hair style seemed to resemble that of the Bride of Frankenstein on a bad (as opposed to her usually good) hair day.

“Good-bye, uglo,” Goatee commented as he beheaded her.

. . .

“What do you think of my naming Kermit the Frog as my national security advisor?” Donald Trump asked his British butler and valet Lexington, “Do you think that I should give old Kermy a call?”.

“A most inspired choice,” Lexington admitted.

. . .

Meanwhile on the second day of the Canadian Federal election campaign, a Liberal Party campaign bus had struck and clipped the wing of the Liberal Party campaign plane on the airport tarmac outside Victoria, British Columbia.

After an investigation conducted by the Sheriff of the Village of Calypso’s Bosom (a New Age Aquarian hippy commune on the Sechelt Peninsula that was analogous to Scotland’s Village of Brigadoon although the hippy commune appeared once every 7 years instead of once every 100 like the mythical Scottish village) who was in charge of Airport Security, it was determined that the driver of the bus was a robot built and assembled by Mei-ling Manchu and Ho Babylon Minh Computer Electronics in Shanghai, China.

Of course the Chinese Communist vampiress Mei-ling Manchu and the Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh were both Beijing government intelligence operatives believed to have been involved in the cactusnapping, torture and subsequent murder of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s pet pot smoking desert cactus plant Strawberry Fields Forever in retaliation for the U.S. ordered Vancouver arrest of Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou.¬†

A spokesman for the Chinese Embassy in Ottawa issued a statement, “The People’s Republic of China can neither confirm nor deny that it is seeking to bump off Justin Trudeau.”

Later that day, Justin Trudeau came down with food poisoning in Edmonton after eating at Ho-Ho’s Chinese Food on the University of Alberta campus.

. . .

The Egyptian god Anubis was out walking the streets of London at night when he happened to run into British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

“Evening, Anubis,” Johnson greeted him in Ancient Greek seeing as how he had been a Classics scholar at Oxford, “How are you? Tell me, why is it these days (and nights) that you’re now sporting a metallic cyborg jackal head when you used to have an actual real animal jackal head?”.

“Well, a few years ago, I was beheaded by Pan Goatee when I happened to look at him the wrong way,” Anubis explained, “and of course being immortal, I didn’t die when I was beheaded. But it just so happened that an overly frisky Dobermann ran off with my jackal head that night and I was unable to get it back. So Dr. Cadbury Rocher from my dad’s research and development firm Set Enterprises kindly built this new metallic cyborg jackal head for me.”

“Jolly decent of him,” Johnson answered in Ciceronian Latin.

“Tell me,” Anubis asked Johnson in koine Greek, “why do you feel it’s imperative that Britain leave the EU with or without a deal on Halloween?”.

“Well,” Johnson replied in ancient Carthaginian, “the demons Baal and Baphomet have commissioned a Vatican Cardinal Samhain Cardinal Salaman to say the ancient Celtic Druidic Mass of Samhain this Halloween on the Republic of Ireland/UK Northern Ireland border which will forever enslave all of Britain to the Stalinist-Trotskyite synthesis European Union that George Soros, Pope Francis and the Rothschilds are seeking to build.”

“Wow, what a bummer,” Anubis started having flashbacks of what the overly frisky Dobermann did to his jackal head that night.

“Yes, quite the shitty situation,” Johnson recited in 21st Century contemporary English prose.

. . .

“So,” Russian President Vladimir Putin asked his guest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Moscow, “can you tell me if it’s true that this coming September 25th 2019¬†(which is the 5780th anniversary of the day that Jewish tradition holds that the world was created) that the Israeli Sanhedrin has invited the Organization of 70 Nations to perform an animal sacrifice on the Mount of Olives to renew the Noahide Covenant?”.

“The government of Israel can neither confirm nor deny that,” Netanyahu answered.

“Can you tell me if it’s true,” Putin then asked, “what it said in that article in Politico magazine that Israel has been spying on the U.S. in a StingRay operation ever since Donald Trump moved into the White House?”.

“That is a blatant lie,” Netanyahu wagged his finger, “the Israeli government does not spy on nor engage in intelligence operations in the U.S.!”.

Putin looked out the window of his office where he noticed a Jeffraken (a Kraken with the head of Jeffrey Epstein) walking down the street waving an American flag and carrying a Victoria’s Secret shopping bag.

“Why did your nose grow bigger after you made that statement?” Putin asked.

“My nose did not grow bigger,” Netanyahu started to protest until he looked at himself in the mirror, “Oh shit, it did.”

Netanyahu knew he couldn’t hit the Israeli campaign trail this weekend looking like a Disney cartoon character wooden puppet who gets his advice from a cricket.

The Israeli Prime Minister put in a hasty call to the Doctor Faberge Rachmaninoff Plastic Surgery Clinic in Moscow.

. . .

In Hong Kong, British MI-6 Operative Lili Marlene sat in a Hong Kong lounge next to a large marble head of the immortal princess Kwan Yin (who was venerated as the Buddhist Mother Goddess of Mercy by some groups of Buddhists):

Lili Marlene was a French woman and so used to work for France’s external intelligence agency the DGSE.

However last year, French President Emmanuel Macron had made a pass at Lili Marlene’s mother at a Parisienne cocktail party.

Within 24 hours, an angry Lili Marlene had defected to Britain’s MI-6.

Today she was in Hong Kong keeping tabs on the supernatural power struggle between the ancient Great Old One Cthulhu and the supernatural entity known as the Black Dragon.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Thursday September 12th
2019.

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Renfield Examines Pope Francis’ Call For A United States of Europe

July 10, 2017 at 3:08 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Newly elected British Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield was examining his parliamentary briefing notes for the day- particularly those with regard to foreign and global affairs.

Last Thursday, Pope Francis had apparently given an interview to 93-year-old atheist Eugenio Scalfari.

The interview was published in last Saturday’s La Repubblica.

After saying in the interview that “America and Russia, China and North Korea, Russia and Assad” all had distorted visions of the world, Pope Francis then gave his own vision for the world, “Europe must assume as soon as possible a federal government and federal parliament, not from individual confederated countries.”

In effect, Pope Francis was calling for a United States of Europe.

Renfield wondered what the end result of all this would be?

He decided to ask the one individual who would probably know- Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster.

So Renfield went down to the Set Enterprises lab to talk to the genetically created psychic crustacean.

As Renfield walked through the lab door, he asked, “Hey Michelangelo, what do you think of Pope Francis when he calls for a United States of Europe?”.

Michelangelo in his aquarium happened to be holding in his lobster claws a waterproof copy of the King James Bible (for the lobster loved the sheer beauty of Shakespearian era English) and he just happened to be reading the Book of Revelation, Chapter 13 verse 11, “And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 10th
2017.

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Diablos Nocturna and The New Atlantis

May 9, 2014 at 4:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Diablos Nocturna and The New Atlantis

He was the man at Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service’s Foreign section MI-6 that was known only by his code name Diablos Nocturna.

Although he was not currently abroad from the United Kingdom like he usually was.

In fact he was in the delightful English Cotswolds town of Tewkesbury visiting an antiquarian book dealer who specialized in rare books.

Diablos Nocturna had been told what to look for in the bookshop by agents of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

Diablos Nocturna had met the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec on numerous occasions.

Diablos Nocturna went to the bookshelf where he had been directed.

There on that shelf he found a rare original copy of the original printed edition of Sir Francis Bacon’s The New Atlantis first published in 1627.

Even though the work was unfinished (Bacon having died on April 9th, 1626), his publishers thought it would be a good thing for posterity if the philosopher’s utopian novel was published.

Diablos Nocturna went to Page 17 of the 46 page book as had been suggested by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

There he found a handwritten note dated April 2nd 1626 (a week before Bacon died) that had been personally signed Francis Bacon, Baron Verulam and Viscount St. Alban.

The note read, When Russia has destroyed the New Atlantis, the old Atlantis shall arise in Europe like a Phoenix from the ashes and embers of the New Atlantis.

. . .

The note could be a forgery but knowing Qonzilqointec, she wouldn’t have directed him to a forgery since she was aware that experts working for her enemies (i.e. the Paris-based Egyptian Vampiress Isis and her allies) would use all their tools at hand to test the document’s authenticity should it be released into the public domain.

Diablos Nocturna purchased the book from the Tewkesbury antiquarian book dealer using his MI-6 Platinum Master Spy VISA Gold Card #007.

“Never seen one of these before,” the antiquarian book dealer remarked as he checked the card.

“You probably won’t see too many again in the future,” Diablos Nocturna quipped, “for they are as rare as the books you sell.”

. . .

When Diablos Nocturna returned to MI-6 Headquarters at Vauxhall Cross, London, he photographed the book, the cover and all its pages plus the handwritten note with Bacon’s cryptic prophecy and emailed the photos to CIA Agent Bob Belfor at CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia.

He decided on Belfor because Qonzilqointec had informed Diablos of Belfor’s attempt on her life at Cinco de Mayo festivities in Mexico City a few days ago.

He figured that Belfor then was probably one of the Egyptian Vampiress Isis’ CIA puppets.

So a good person to send the info to.

Then sit and watch the fun begin.

. . .

Bob Belfor spit out his Subway sandwich and his glass of Coke all over his white shirt and tie as soon as he read Diablos Nocturna’s message.

He immediately got in touch with his superiors.

Not his superiors at the agency or even in government but his superiors in the Masonic lodge to which he belonged.

. . .

Belfor contacted his lodge’s Worshipful Master who contacted the Grand Master presiding over the Grand Lodge in the jurisdiction who then went up the Masonic ladder until the Grand Commander of the Supreme Council of the 33rd Degree of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry, Southern Jurisdiction in Washington DC was contacted.

. . .

United States President Barack Obama took the call.

It was the Grand Commander of the Supreme Council of the 33rd Degree of the Ancient and Accepted Rite of Freemasonry, Southern Jurisdiction in Washington DC calling.

On the television that was on while the President talked, the documentary program quoted a quote that Leon Trotsky had made in 1934, “When there’s a United States of Europe, then there shall be a United States of the World.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 9th
2014

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