Tezcatlipoca Recalls The Fall of Tenochtitlan

August 13, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

It was 500 years ago today back on August 13th 1521 that the Aztec Empire’s capital of Tenochtitlan fell to the Spanish.

Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking obsidian mirrors, the night, sorcery and darkness was feeling depressed on this anniversary for that day had marked the end of an empire that had worshipped him and performed human sacrifices to him.

Ever since Tezcatlipoca had struggled to find something to do.

Recently after Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had bought himself a pot smoking antique mirror, Tezcatlipoca had appeared in the mirror’s reflection and tried to give Trudeau advice.

Unfortunately the advice was lost as Canada’s Prime Minister was a complete total absolute idiot.

However Tezcatlipoca had made appearances to other individuals such as George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Pope Francis and told them to “Build Back Better”.

Thus it was Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of darkness and sorcery who had coined the slogan Build Back Better.

What he meant by Build Back Better was to rebuild Tenochtitlan.

But to rebuild Tenochtitlan on a global scale.

So there would be human sacrifices everywhere and not just in Mexico City like in the days when Mexico City was called Tenochtitlan.

For this reason he had recently helped Pfifer, Moderna, Astrazeneca and Johnson & Johnson as well as companies in Russia and China to develop vaccines.

He had also been giving advice to an obnoxious, pompous and self-righteous little twit named Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Tezcatlipoca who had been flying atop a winged black jaguar looked down to see where he was.

He couldn’t tell so he ordered his winged black jaguar to land.

He looked around and said to himself, “Gee, are the women in this city ever ugly.”

He recognized a satyr from Greek mythology walking around with an astral laser machete.

The satyr followed a fat ugly blimp out of a small convenience store.

The satyr (whose name was Pan Goatee) then beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The blimp was now in pieces and to the right of the fat ugly blimp’s multitudinous remains were 6 huge block bags of ice she had been carrying.

“You and your wife must be quite the alcoholics,” Pan Goatee approached the fat ugly blimp’s moronic looking husband who was standing beside a truck waiting to put the bags of ice in the back, “to need that many large block bags of ice.”

Goatee then beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

He then pulled out a grenade and threw it into the open window of the truck causing a huge explosion that blew the truck up into 999 trillion pieces.

“That fellow is very impressive,” Tezcatlipoca remarked to the entity who was standing next to him.

Who was none other than Mictlantecuhtli the Aztec god of the dead and the underworld.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 13th
2021.

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