Renfield Comments On Vatican’s Supposed Release of The McCarrick Report

November 9, 2020 at 11:36 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , )

“The cheating and fraud in this most recent U.S. Presidential election had its foreshadowing in the rigged Vatican conclave of March 2013 when Cardinal Theodore McCarrick and his allies in the St. Gallen Mafia threw out the rules of previous Vatican Conclaves and then proceeded to elect the Argentine Communist Jorge Mario Bergoglio as Pope.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So,” Amadeus ate his potato salad, “I hear the Vatican is finally releasing the McCarrick Report tomorrow.”

The McCarrick Report was supposed to be the final report of the Vatican investigation into Cardinal Theodore McCarrick a man who was both a Communist and a predatory homosexual who raped numerous altar boys and young seminarians over the years and covered it up.

McCarrick was also the man who negotiated the accord between the Vatican and Communist China (an accord that the Vatican just renewed last month).

In that accord, the Vatican sold out the underground Church in China to the Chinese Communist Party regime.

“Do you think the Vatican will release an honest report on the whole McCarrick shenanigans?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

“To think that Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis is going to release an honest report on the McCarrick Affair is like expecting Al Capone to have released an honest report on the 1929 Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre,” Renfield replied.

The report would probably say John Paul II and Benedict XVI were primarily responsible for McCarrick while Francis only bore minimal responsibility.

The truth was John Paul II had extremely bad judgement in individuals and so of course naturally gave McCarrick the benefit of a doubt just as John Paul was good friends with Marcial Maciel the founder of the Legionaries of Christ (a man who raped at least 60 children).

Benedict XVI on the other hand asked McCarrick to resign as Archbishop of Washington DC in 2006 and in 2010 placed severe restrictions on McCarrick’s movements and public ministry not allowing McCarrick to travel beyond the place where he was living and forbade him from saying Mass in public.

That changed in 2013 after Francis became Pope.

Bergoglio lifted the restrictions on McCarrick and appointed him envoy to the People’s Republic of China to negotiate the Vatican-China Accord.

In the summer of 2018, Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano publicly accused Pope Francis of covering up for all the crimes McCarrick had carried out over the years.

Francis was finally forced to laicize McCarrick (strip him of all priestly ministry) in February 2019.

The report probably would not mention the item to be found in the KGB Archives that McCarrick as a young man with known homosexual tendencies (and therefore could be susceptible to Soviet blackmail in that time period) but Communist sympathies had been recruited by the Soviet NKVD (predecessor of the KGB) in 1950 at St. Gallen Switzerland to infiltrate the Catholic Church as a seminarian and become a priest where he would serve as a Soviet sleeper agent.

Of course McCarrick as a Soviet agent did more than sleep.

It was one massive gay sex orgy where McCarrick went after young men and boys.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 9th
2020.

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The Unholy Wilton Says: “Uncle Ted” Wasn’t A Pervert Around Here

October 30, 2020 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

During an interview with a Washington DC local ABC news affiliate, Archbishop Wilton Gregory of Washington DC who is a Pope Francis appointed Cardinal designate told reporter Victoria Sanchez that “Uncle Ted” (the name members of the homosexual American Catholic episcopal cabal gave to Theodore McCarrick the Communist predatory homosexual Cardinal that Pope Francis was forced to laicize back in February 2019 when news of his crimes and misdemanors with altar boys and young seminarians had become all too apparent) was not a pervert when he was in Washington DC. He was a pervert when he served as an auxiliary bishop in New York from 1977 to 1981, he was a pervert when he served as Bishop of Metuchen in New Jersey from 1981 to 1986 and he was a pervert when he served as Archbishop of Newark, New Jersey from 1986 to 2000 but Wilton was absolutely positive that McCarrick was not a pervert when he served as Archbishop of Washington DC from 2000 to 2006.

No doubt by the standards of the DC swamp of which Joe Biden was a part of for 47 years, McCarrick’s personal inclinations might not be considered so perverted by typical Washington DC standards.

When the Zoom interview was over, Archbishop Wilton Gregory left his house where an invisible entity threw a cream pie in his face.

A pollster for one of the mainstream Marxist news media TV outlets who was supposed to be phoning voters to ask who they were voting for was instead sitting in his automobile drinking Harvey Wallbanger cocktails by the bucketload.

As long as he told his editors that the polls seemed to indicate Biden was way ahead of Trump, his editors would be happy.

He saw nothing wrong with making up numbers.

Every other pollster he knew did it anyways.

How did everyone think they so badly blew calling the 2016 election 4 years ago?

The thought of that witch Hillary becoming President had driven most of them to drink.

Either that or start using crack cocaine.

Of which Hunter Biden had a head start on them by several years.

Anyways the pollster was pretty sure that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears had thrown the cream pie in Archbishop Wilton Gregory’s face.

. . .

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again in his greenhouse in Ottawa.

He was once again standing in front of his marijuana cannabis pot smoking antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror that he had named Magical Mystery Tour.

The mirror itself was possessed by Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors.

As he always did on these occasions when he stood in front of this mirror, he was once again administering blackface to himself using a make-up brush and a can of black shoe polish.

He reflected sadly on how Al Jolson minstrel show wannabes such as himself weren’t as fortunate as members of the LGBTQ2S+ plus community.

They had to remain in the closet.

Or in his case the greenhouse.

“Life is so unfair,” Justin wiped away a tear to prevent his blackface from being smudged, “If people can say they were born in the wrong gender, why can’t they say they were born in the wrong race?”.

Justin looked over at the TV screen on his personal TV in the greenhouse.

He noticed news video footage of Archbishop Wilton Gregory of Washington DC after he had just been hit in the face with a cream pie.

“It’s Archbishop Wilton Gregory of Washington DC the new Pope Francis Cardinalate appointee who will become the first African-American Cardinal when he’s elevated at next month’s papal consistory at the Vatican,” Justin looked surprised, “and (gasp!), he’s wearing whiteface.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 30th
2020.

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Mulan Goes Bad and The Unholy Wilton

October 25, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting another one of his podcasts.

Renfield: Pope Francis has named Wilton Daniel Gregory the Archbishop of Washington DC to the Vatican College of Cardinals.

It’s about time that an African-American was named to the College of Cardinals.

It’s just rather unfortunate that the first to be named is Wilton Daniel Gregory Archbishop of Washington DC.

For Archbishop Gregory is part of a homosexual cabal of bishops in the American Catholic Church that includes Blase Cardinal Cupich the Archbishop of Chicago, Joseph Cardinal Tobin the Archbishop of Newark New Jersey and Donald Cardinal Wuerl the former Archbishop of Washington DC.

All of these men are associates of the now laicized Theodore Cardinal McCarrick the man who when he was a Vatican Cardinal negotiated the infamous Vatican-Communist China Agreement that has just been renewed for another two years this past October 22nd.

McCarrick is both a former Archbishop of Newark New Jersey (where he served from 1986 to 2000) and former Archbishop of Washington DC (where he served from 2001 to 2006).

McCarrick was a predatory Communist homosexual who used to rape altar boys and young seminarians in his leisure time.

As a young man he was recruited by the Soviets in 1950 and asked to infiltrate the Catholic Church.

He entered seminary in St. Gallen Switzerland in that same year.

It was that experience which coined the term “St. Gallen Mafia” that group of Vatican Cardinals headed by Theodore McCarrick which spearheaded the successful effort to get Jorge Mario Cardinal Bergoglio (the then Archbishop of Buenos Aires Argentina) elected Pope during that infamous Vatican Conclave of March 2013.

Back in 2002 Wilton Daniel Gregory the then bishop of Belleville Illinois promised along with Theodore Cardinal McCarrick the then Archbishop of Washington DC to root out pedophile clergy in the American Catholic Church.

Of course McCarrick was a major part of the problem himself.

While there is no evidence to suggest that Wilton Daniel Gregory himself personally sexually assaulted altar boys or young seminarians, he did, as Archbishop of Atlanta Georgia from 2005 to 2019, move gay pedophile priest from parish to parish instead of immediately removing them from active ministry.

And now the said Archbishop Wilton Daniel Gregory has been named a Vatican Cardinal by Pope Francis.

That makes me want to puke my guts out as one of the announcers on Monty Python’s Flying Circus used to say.

And speaking of making one want to puke one’s guts out, more revelations from the Hunter Biden sex videos on Hunter Biden’s laptop that the mainstream Marxist media in North America continues to ignore knowing that it might damage the electoral chances of senility prone and Communist stooge Joe Biden.

Some of the videos show that Liu Yifei the actress who plays Mulan in the 2020 Disney live action film acted as the facilitator (the role Ghislaine Maxwell used to play for Jeffrey Epstein) for Hunter Biden when he sexually assaulted Chinese girls under the age of 10 in the videos that were filmed over in the People’s Republic of China.

I was planning to go see Mulan when it finally opens in theatres.

But now no more.

As I would spend my time puking my guts out every time I saw Hunter Biden’s female facilitator on the screen.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 25th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses The Gates of Hell, Covid, Communism and McCarrick

July 20, 2020 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Interviewer: Well in this stangely bizarre year that is 2020, Russian state television is now running programs claiming that Bill Gates is responsible for ushering in the Covid-19 virus. Care to comment, Mr. Renfield?

Renfield: Well Putin either knows something that the rest of the world doesn’t or he’s launching one Hell of a disinformation campaign

Interviewer: Well either scenario doesn’t really bode well for the world does it?

Renfield: Indeed not. We do have photos of Bill Gates visiting the Wuhan Institute of Virology on at least one occasion. He have may have visited the Wuhan Institute of Virology more than once. Just like he may have visited Jeffrey Epstein’s Pedo Island more than once.
If Gates did launch this pandemic in the hopes that he can vaccinate everyone with his DNA altering Mark of The Beast vaccine, this won’t be for the better as far as humanity is concerned.
And on the other hand if Russia is launching a full scale disinformation campaign by doing this, the multi trillion ruble question is why? What do they hope to gain by it? Is this disinformation to cover up the pandemic on behalf of one of their allies (let’s call it… Xi Jinping’s People’s Republic of China)?

Interviewer: The world is entering a very dangerous phase at the moment, isn’t it?

Renfield: World War III may be just around the corner.

Interviewer: Will this stop the Neo-Bolshevik revolution and 2nd Civil War that may happen in the United States?

Renfield: Only if World War III happens first.

Interviewer: What do you think of all the stories involving U.S. federal troops and alleged kidnappings of people in Portland, Oregon?

Renfield: Yes, leftists such as Neo-Communist scumbag Beto O’ Rourke and airheaded New York Congresswoman Alexandria Occasional-Cortex seem to be falling for various X-Files style conspiracy theories that they always accuse those on the right of falling for.
These mysterious camouflaged men and unmarked van kidnappings has led to Nancy Pelosi making an incoherent statement (although of course does she really make anything else?) saying that “Evil stormtroopers are grabbing Portland protestors off the street.”
No doubt Sen. Chuck Schumer got his right ear cut off in a laser light saber battle with a Yoda impersonator who was a Vincent Van Gogh wannabe and suffered from an intense “projection complex” in the Carl Jungian sense of that expression.
And Chicago’s Neo-Bolshevik Mayor Lori Lightfoot suddenly changed both her sexual orientation and her species orientation when she was caught banging Chewbacca in the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.

Interviewer: Moving on to the McCarrick Report- the report prepared for the Vatican on the activities of the recently laicized Cardinal Theodore McCarrick (predatory homosexual Communist abuser of altar boys and young seminarians), I understand the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit recently came into possession of some of its contents?

Renfield (nodding) : That is correct.

Interviewer: Will the Vatican ever release that report in full?

Renfield: Not while Pope Francis is still alive.

Interviewer: What are some of the contents Set Enterprises discovered?

Renfield: That in 1950, the Soviet Union recruited Theodore McCarrick while he was living in the town of St. Gallen, Switzerland and turning him into a Soviet agent, got him to enter seminary and infiltrate the Catholic priesthood.
He turned out to be the Soviets’ ultimate infiltrator into the Catholic Church rising through the ranks to become both an Archbishop and a Cardinal.
The Kremlin set up several offshore accounts for him and loaded it with hundreds of millions of dollars with which McCarrick led a lavish lifestle and recruited hundreds of men of like-minded sexual orientation and like-minded political orientation (neo-Marxist) to ascend to the very top of the American Catholic hierarchy and even the Vatican hierarchy.
McCarrick also negotiated the Vatican-China Agreement by which the Vatican sold out members of the underground Catholic Church in China to control by Xi’s Beijing regime.
Pope Francis (the man that McCarrick’s St. Gallen Mafia propelled into the papal chair in March 2013) now gets billions of dollars from the Chinese Communist government – a good thing for the Vatican since basically the laity have now stopped tithing because of all the perverted goings on by various Catholic clergy and bishops.
A few years ago, Theodore McCarrick boasted to James Grein (the man who as a young altar boy had been sexually groomed and sexually abused by McCarrick) that there was no stopping him (McCarrick) because his friends in Beijing “would be making the ultimate geopolitical move in 2020 and he (McCarrick) and other friends of Beijing would be sitting at the top of the world”.

Interviewer: And what do you think that ultimate geopolitical move to be made in 2020 is?

Renfield: Well, the Covid-19 virus most likely originated in China- as a bioweapon- whether it was accidentally or intentionally released is a mute point now.
But the virus was probably just the opening shot in that ultimate geopolitical move.
And the Vatican, the UN, the WHO and many in the U.S. political and corporate establishments are all tied in with it.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 20th
2020.

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Reaper of Death

March 18, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Reaper of Death

As the sexual predator Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein headed off to the Wende Correctional Facility near Buffalo New York where shortly the cleft between his buttocks could serve as a stand-in for the Grand Canyon in a travel video shot by an inmate wanting to make travel videos but couldn’t because he was in prison, the homosexual predatory Communist former Cardinal Theodore McCarrick (who sexually assaulted numerous young seminarians over the years) was happily walking down a Florida beach looking for handsome young male lifeguards who could help him relieve his depression and anxiety in the way he enjoyed most.

But there weren’t many people on the beach today as most were social distancing.

“What a pain in the ass a pandemic can be at times,” mused McCarrick.

As Cardinal, the Communist infiltrator into the Catholic Church had been the one to negotiate the Vatican-China Treaty between the Vatican and the Communist government in Beijing by which the underground Catholic Church in China had been sold out to the so-called Chinese Catholic Patriotic Association (run by Bishops appointed by Beijing and loyal to the current Chinese Communist deity Xi Jinping and not to Jesus Christ).

Earlier this month, Pope Francis had taken a break from embracing apostasy, spouting heresy and worshipping Pachamama idols to make a video in which he told Chinese Catholics to get in line and follow the Communist Chinese run Catholic Church.

As McCarrick walked along the beach, he encountered an eight foot tall bat (the nocturnal mammal and not what’s used in the sport of baseball) that had the body of a giant nocturnal mammalian bat but the head of a Thanatotheristes (which translates to Reaper of Death in Greek) a new species of tyrannosaurus that had recently been discovered in the Western Canadian province of Alberta.

McCarrick of course was unaware that it was the head of a Thanatotheristes on the body of a bat.

“What the Hell are you?” McCarrick asked.

“I’m the demon of the Covid-19 Coronavirus,” the strange looking hybrid entity replied.

“But I don’t believe in demons,” McCarrick answered.

He hoped he wasn’t getting the Coronavirus.

It might put a damper on his efforts to find handsome young men to serve as his personal antidepressants.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 18th
2020

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Harry and Meghan’s Excellent Canadian Adventure

January 9, 2020 at 11:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Harry and Meghan’s Excellent Canadian Adventure

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on Skype talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon.

Amadeus and his girlfriend Angelique Dumont were currently in Australia along with a massive group of volunteers who were trying to rescue koalas, kangaroos, possums and other wildlife from the massive raging fires throughout Australia.

Amadeus gave Renfield a briefing on the situation in Australia.

“So, what do you have to tell me?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

“Well,” Renfield replied, “I just heard from our friend Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun who’s currently staying at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. Apparently Theodore McCarrick the now laicized Communist homosexual pedophile ex-Cardinal, who sodomized numerous altar boys and young seminarians over the years and who negotiated the pact with China’s Xi Jinping selling out the Underground Catholic Church in that country, has been moved from the friary he was staying at in Kansas to a fancy town house in Jacksonville Florida. That townhouse was apparently once owned by Marcial Maciel the homosexual pedophile pervert who founded the Legionaries of Christ. Anyhow last night Yaldabaoth had a dream in which a tortoise reading a copy of Albert Camus’ The Myth of Sisyphus had appeared to him and told him that he should get together with Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war and enact revenge on McCarrick on behalf of all those poor innocents buggered by the former Cardinal.”

“And is he going to do that?” Amadeus inquired.

“He is,” Renfield nodded.

“What are you up to?” Amadeus asked.

“Well, I’m currently examining evidence that Ukraine International Airlines Flight PS752 may have been accidentally shot down by Iran’s own missile defences thinking it was a U.S. plane retaliating for Iranian missile strikes on U.S. Air Bases in Iraq,” Renfield replied.

“Wow, how awful,” Amadeus commented.

“Iran is trying to say that it isn’t true,” Renfield noted, “that the story is a psy-ops operation being directed by the American CIA. Now the American CIA are the sort of deceptive underhanded bastards who’d engage in a psy-ops operation like that but I don’t think it happened in this case. I think it was a tragic mistake by the Iranians in the situation brought on in that part of the world by the megalomania of one Donald J. Trump.”

“People are making the claim that Gen. Qasem Soleimani was a terrorist who organized militias and various death squads across the Middle East,” Amadeus pointed out.

“Well I’m no fan of Soleimani,” Renfield answered, “but Soleimani was only doing in the Middle East what the Americans were doing throughout much of Latin America back in the 1980s. Organizing militias and death squads. That bastard Roberto D’ Aubuisson who led a right-wing death squad in El Salvador is just one of many who comes to mind. So if it’s permissible for a drone to take out Soleimani, then it’s permissible for drones to take out former CIA directors as well as former Marine Lt-Col. Oliver North.”

“I don’t think Trump would quite see it that way,” Amadeus reflected.

“No, I don’t imagine he would,” Renfield took a swig of whisky.

“What do you think of Justin Trudeau sporting a beard?” Amadeus asked next.

“He’s probably trying to look like a war time leader,” Renfield pointed out, “Dracul Van Helsing mentioned to an Alberta provincial cabinet minister he met in a coffee shop in Calgary in November that Trudeau may not necessarily be able to hold on to power in a minority government situation if a major global war broke out which Van Helsing told the said cabinet minister it probably would. As Trudeau does not have the type of fibre it takes to be a political leader in war time. Word of that probably got back to Trudeau when Alberta Premier Jason Kenney met Trudeau. And no doubt Justin thinks that by growing a beard which makes him look more mature and less boyish that this will turn him into a war time leader over night.”

“But there’s more to being a war time leader than having a beard,” Amadeus pointed out.

“You and I can both agree on that,” Renfield took another swig of whisky.

“Seeing as how you’re close friends with Prince Harry and Meghan, what do you make of them stepping back from their role as senior royals?” Amadeus asked.

“I actually advised them to go ahead and do it,” Renfield commented.

“You did?” Amadeus was shocked.

“Yes,” Renfield removed the cap off another bottle of whisky, “I’m afraid what ever good will I had with Her Majesty the Queen after rescuing one of her Welsh corgis from drowning 3 years ago, I’ve now lost.”

“So, what’s happening?” Amadeus asked.

“Well, as you may have heard on the news tonight, the Duchess of Sussex has flown back to Canada. She’s arriving in Vancouver shortly. And then will be flying to Victoria on Vancouver Island. You may not know this… But Prince Archie…. my godson… umm… Forget that I just said that,” Renfield added who had been constantly telling the British tabloid press that he could neither confirm nor deny that he was Archie’s godfather, “never returned to Britain from Canada.”

“So the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are moving to Canada?” Amadeus inquired.

“Yes, which actually ties in with the geopolitical plans that Dracul Van Helsing has for Canada,” Renfield continued to down his whisky.

“Van Helsing has geopolitical plans for Canada?” Amadeus wanted to know more.

“Yes, since foreign policy in what is becoming an increasingly dangerous world is the last thing on the minds of most Canadian politicians of whatever political party and stripe, Van Helsing has been thinking up a geopolitical strategy for Canada,” Renfield opened up his third bottle of whisky in the course of this Skype conversation with Amadeus.

“What does Van Helsing want to see?” Amadeus demanded to know.

“Well he’s come to the conclusion that since a narcissistic megalomaniac with Caesar like neo-Roman imperial ambitions is the head of state and head of government of the country directly south of him, it could be a very good thing for Canadian political sovereignty if Canada had a constitutional monarchy independent of Britain. The first Emperor of Brazil was actually a son of the King of Portugal. And it’s always been Van Helsing’s opinion that Brazil started to go down hill as a nation when the Brazilian military ousted the Emperor in a coup back in the 19th Century and it’s been going down hill ever since. Last year Van Helsing came to the conclusion that Harry and Meghan would make an ideal King and Queen of Canada.
And now it appears they want to move to Canada.”

“What will Trump make of that?” Amadeus wanted to know.

“Trump is currently wondering why Justin’s beard looks like that of the late Soleimani,” Renfield replied.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 9th
2020.


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From Steak To Matzah Balls To Peking Duck

June 26, 2019 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

From Steak To Matzah Balls To Peking Duck

In various places across the globe on June 26th 2019:

“How does one expect me to enjoy my steak dinner if the newspaper at my place at the dinner table has on it a photo of the bodies of an El Salvadorean migrant and his young daughter who drowned in a river on the U.S.-Mexico border?” Donald Trump called out to his British butler and valet, “Lexington, come and turn this paper over to the other side for me.”

Jared Kushner was eating matzah balls and talking by smart phone to his wife Ivanka Trump.

“I just don’t get these Palestinians,” Jared complained to Ivanka, “Here I am offering them a whole bunch of money in what your dad has wisely dubbed the “deal of the century” and all they seem to care about is a state of their own for some reason.”

China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping was enjoying a plate of Peking Duck and getting advice from his supernatural entity advisor known as the Black Dragon prior to heading to the G-20 Summit in Osaka, Japan.

“What’s with these members of the underground Catholic Church anyways?” Xi Jinping complained to the Black Dragon, “I thought after we signed that agreement with Pope Francis’ Vatican last September by which the Pope recognized the bishops in my Xi Jinping approved official Chinese Patriotic Catholic Church that members of the underground Catholic Church would be breaking down the doors to attend Mass in our official churches where the photo of my smiling face is placed pre-eminently above the figure of Christ on the Crucifix.”

“I don’t understand it, your Supreme Celestialness,” the Black Dragon addressed China’s paramount leader, “Very baffling indeed.”

“What was the name of that splendid Cardinal who negotiated the basis of what became the ecumenical deal of the century in my favour?” Xi asked, “And what’s become of him?”.

“His name was Theodore McCarrick,” the Black Dragon replied, “and back on February 13th of this year, he was laicized.”

“Why was such a splendid chap and churchman laicized?” Xi asked over his Peking Duck and wondered why it wasn’t pronounced Beijing?

“It turns out that he was a homosexual predatory priest who molested and raped altar boys and young seminarians for decades,” the Black Dragon replied, “Something that most of his fellow U.S. bishops and even Pope Francis knew about it. However when court prosecutors and state attorneys-general in the U.S. found out about it back on June 20th 2018, that’s when the shit hit the Vatican fan. After Pope Francis immediately replaced the fan, he decided to call an emergency summit of bishops for this past February to deal with the issue of clerical sex abuse.”

“So as a result of all that, McCarrick was laicized?” Xi was incredulous.

“And just a few days ago, it’s been discovered that McCarrick was also a Crowleyite Thelema practicing satanist along with Joseph Cardinal Bernardin the late Cardinal Archbishop of Chicago. Bernardin, like McCarrick, was also a homosexual predatory priest who molested and raped altar boys and young seminarians. Though Bernardin did rape an 8-year-old girl in a satanic ceremony in Charleston South Carolina when he was a young priest back in 1957. The details of which also became publicly revealed the last few days.”

“So you mean to say the members of the underground Catholic Church in China don’t like a Beijing-Vatican deal negotiated on their behalf by a molesting and rape practicing predatory priest who was also a practicing satanist?” Xi wanted to know.

“Apparently not, your Supreme Celestialness,” the Black Dragon answered.

“People never cease to amaze,” Xi bit into his fortune cookie when he suddenly remembered that was a San Francisco Chinese thing to do and not really a Beijing Chinese thing.

-A vampire novel chapterĀ 
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 26th
2019.

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