Killer Rabbit As Melbourne’s Decapitating Robin Hood

October 12, 2020 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Nagorno-Karabakh War between Armenia and Azerbaijan was continuing to go on despite a Russian negotiated ceasefire this past weekend.

Civilian areas in cities continued to be hit on both sides.

Last week the historic Holy Saviour Cathedral in the Nagorno-Karabakh Armenian city of Shusha (also called Shushi) suffered terrible destruction when it was targeted by Azeri shelling.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield said that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan was probably disappointed by the cathedral’s wreckage because now the would-be Ottoman Sultan wouldn’t be able to turn it into an Islamic mosque.

Also on the Erdogan front the Turkish leader was once again sending a research ship into Greek territorial waters in the East Mediterranean to conduct seismic studies in search of natural gas reserves.

Back in the summer, Turkey had conducted similar intrusions in search of exploiting natural gas reserves.

That escalated tensions with Greece and caused a joint military exercise amongst Greece, France, Italy and Cyprus in the East Mediterranean in a show of strength against Turkey.

The name of the exercise was Eunomia (named after a minor Greek goddess of law and good order).

With Erdogan stretching his hands out all over the place, Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher had finally put the brains of 12th Century Scottish Crusader Leonard MacDavid into the taxidermically stuffed body of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (who had made a memorable cameo appearance in the 1975 film Monty Python and The Holy Grail).

Using electricity, the best of Transhumanist science and a resurrection spell from the ancient Egyptian Book of The Dead, Dr. Rocher brought the unusual hybrid creature to life.

And Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit was born (the Crusader Rabbit who would liberate Constantinople from Erdogan).

But where would the rabbit cut his baby teeth before moving against Erdogan?

Renfield suggested Melbourne, Australia where the Melbourne Police Force were acting like a group of stormtrooping thugs in enforcing Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews’ totalitarian lockdown rules (the most draconian on the planet).

Melbourne police had arrested a pregnant woman in her Melbourne home because she dared to mention an anti-lockdown protest on her Facebook page.

They had arrested a mother on the beach and handcuffed her in front of her crying children with 5 or 6 brutish officers landing on top of her because they felt she wasn’t practicing social distancing.

They had arrested a homeless man for sleeping in his car (because he didn’t have a home or any belongings except his car) and gave him a fine of $30,000 thus drastically setting back his chances of ever getting back on his feet

They arrested a mother and father in their car for going grocery shopping because they accidentally crossed an imaginary line drawn on a map by one of Daniel Andrews’ Gestapo bureaucrats for venturing outside their designated geographical prison zone.

They were fined $5000 each.

Meanwhile the Chief of Melbourne Police was continuing to consult with the ghosts of Nazi SS head Heinrich Himmler and Soviet Stalinist era NKVD head Lavrentiy Beria on how to conduct the draconian lockdown.

The ghosts of Himmler and Beria gave daily workshops to members of the SSVD (which stood for Sexually Sterile and Venereal Disease carrying) Melbourne Police Force.

Leonard Constantinople was flown to Melbourne in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship.

Inside an apartment a pregnant woman was being arrested for having posted an unflattering tweet about Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews.

Soon the arresting officers found their heads being bitten off by Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit (the bunny formerly known as the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog).

5 or 6 officers of the Melbourne SSVD dragged a screaming woman to the ground along a beach in front of her children for not practicing social distancing.

The 5 or 6 Melbourne SSVD officers were set upon by a bunny rabbit who promptly bit off all their heads.

When they attempted to arrest another homeless man for sleeping in his car, the arresting Melbourne SSVD officers likewise had their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

Parents being stopped in their car for daring to shop for groceries soon found themselves being arrested by officers of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The arresting Melbourne SSVD Police Force officers soon found themselves getting their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

News of a killer bunny rabbit targeting the heads of police officers soon caused much consternation (in addition to much penicillin flowing) among members of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The Chief of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force consulted with the ghosts of Himmler and Beria on the issue.

Both Himmler and Beria replied they never dealt with the likes of a killer rabbit in either the Third Reich or the USSR.

Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews was pulling his hair out over news of his stormtrooping police officers meeting their deaths at the teeth of a killer rabbit.

Andrews felt in his gut (in addition to his heartburn caused by eating too much caviar) that Renfield of Great Britain was responsible for the whole mess.

“Who will rid me of this troublesome British MP?” Andrews spoke to his stuffed koala bear rug.

He had posed a question asked by so many before- Vladimir Putin, Pope Francis, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Xi Jinping and Justin Trudeau among them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 12th
2020.

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Pachamama, Sultan Erdogan and The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

October 4, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama walked through the Vatican Gardens accompanied by the flaming disembodied head of the French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.

It was a year ago today that Pope Francis had wooden statues of Pachamama brought into the Vatican Gardens and a whole bunch of people had bowed down to them.

Teilhard’s flaming head set fire to some of the plants and trees in the garden and Swiss Guards had to bring forth buckets of water to put it out.

A Vatican spokesman later blamed the Vatican Gardens fire on Climate Change.

. . .

In the Armenia-Azerbaijan War over Nagorno-Karabakh, things were taking a definite change for the worst.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was warning people that the conflict had the potential to erupt into World War III but New Age prophetess Oprah Winfrey and demonically possessed self-help guru Anthony Robbins (a Calgary based geopolitical analyst once had the misfortune to quite literally run into the self-help guru as he was rushing down the stairwell of Edmonton’s Westin Hotel where the self-help guru was putting on a seminar and judging from Robbins’ vitriolic reaction that’s how he came to know the self-help guru was demonically possessed) said that Renfield should not be giving out such negative vibes.

A genetically created talking ostrich (genetically created by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher) who had his head buried in the sand agreed with Oprah’s and Robbins’ assessment of the situation.

The Greek god of war Ares (anxious for a major war) had directed Azeri forces to launch a missile attack on the Armenian Nagorno-Karabakh regional capital of Stepanakert.

In response Armenian Nagorno-Karabakh military forces aided and abetted by Thor the Norse god of thunder (who was also anxious for a major war) proceeded to shell the city of Ganja which was Azerbaijan’s second largest city.

Large numbers of civilians were killed on both sides.

Meanwhile in Turkey, Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war (who was the third member of the trio of ancient pagan deities trying to start a Third World War the past couple of years) was busy encouraging Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to finish off the Armenian Genocide that the Ottoman Empire neglected to finish off 100 years ago.

It didn’t take much to persuade Erdogan who already had that in mind.

. . .

Meanwhile in the small Suffolk coastal village of Dunwich England, Sherrielock Holmes and Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Miranda Singh managed to locate the taxidermically stuffed body of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog whose less than 15 minutes of fame occurred when he appeared in the 1975 fantasy/comedy film Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

The stuffed rabbit’s body was found next to an Andy Warhol autographed Campbell’s Soup Can in The Buddha and Edison Anchor Watt Pub in Dunwich where retired fishermen and retired sea captains often hang out.


Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess posted a photo of herself on Twitter to let people know that she looked nothing at all like the wooden statues of herself that Pope Francis commissioned an avante-garde Jesuit artist to make to use in last year’s Amazon Synod opening worship ceremonies in the Vatican Gardens

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 4th
2020.

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Dr. Marmalade Montague’s Dandelion Remedy While Dr. Cadbury Rocher Plans For A New Crusader

October 2, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague (who didn’t hold a Doctorate in anything) was Set Enterprises’ resident eccentric.

He drank Russian tea from a Russian samovar but didn’t add lemon and honey to it like the Russians did.

Instead he added lime and maple syrup.

Marmalade Montague had been a baker with his own bakery for most of his professional life.

However that bakery went belly up during the Covid-19 lockdown in Paris France this past spring.

Going insane, he fancied himself the court scientist to the court of King Louis Quatorze who had fallen into a time warp and was taken from the reign of the Sun King to this year of 2020.

Marmalade Montague believed that it was his purpose to find an antidote or vaccine for the Covid virus.

Flying from Paris to London in a balloon, Dr. Montague showed up at the door of Set Enterprises Laboratories where Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job with his own small office and even smaller laboratory to play in.

Now Dr. Montague had heard the news that Donald Trump along with First Lady Melania had tested positive for Covid-19 and the U.S. President had been flown by helicopter to the Walter Reed Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland.

Montague was currently working on a remedy for the virus using dandelions.

This new “scientific” approach was brought on by a dream he had where Oscar Wilde had met the Lion King and as Simba was wearing a pink dress and ballet slippers, Wilde had remarked, “Well, aren’t you the dandy lion?”.

Montague got on the phone to Walter Reed where he recommended to hospital authorities that Trump be injected with dandelion wine.

Later Montague had heard on the news that Trump was being given a dose of “experimental antibodies”.

Montague had text messaged Dr. Cadbury Rocher with this news wondering if the “experimental antibodies” being given Trump were his (the Dr. Marmalade Montague) recipe for a Covid remedy involving dandelion wine with a dash of borscht soup.

When Dr. Cadbury Rocher received the text message from Dr. Marmalade Montague, Dr. Rocher remarked to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, “I somehow very much doubt it.”

Dr. Rocher was sitting in the aquarium room alongside Michelangelo (who was playing the harp- a waterproof wooden harp with waterproof strings- in his lobster tank).

Rocher was working on a project of his own.

After long talks with British MP Renfield R. Renfield, Dr. Rocher had become convinced that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan (the would be Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) was becoming an increasing danger to the world.

Over the past summer Erdogan had converted 10 Byzantine Orthodox Christian churches and monasteries in Turkey into Islamic mosques.

Now there was the war between Armenia and Azerbaijan that had erupted the past week.

Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit reports were showing that it was Erdogan who was clearly behind the conflict.

Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan had told French newspaper Le Figaro today that it had evidence that Turkish Military Command is controlling Azerbaijan’s military operations in the disputed territory of Nagorno-Karabakh.

The Syrian Observatory For Human Rights had just issued a report saying that Turkey had now smuggled over 900 opposition fighters against Assad in Syria through Turkey into Azerbaijan to join the fight against the Armenians.

And now a group of Chaldean Catholic Bishops had also issued a report stating that Turkish military units were now attacking Christian villages in eastern Iraq.

Something would have to be done.

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s personal archaeologist Dr. Edgar Lovecraft Ashbury (who had in fact discovered Set’s tomb in Egypt in November 1918) had recently discovered the grave of a Scottish Crusader who had fought alongside Richard The Lion Hearted in the Third Crusade.

The Crusader Leonard MacDavid was found to have his brains still intact in his skull (a powerful indication that the Scottish Crusader had never entered politics).

Dr. Rocher had resolved to put those brains inside a body and bring the Crusader back to life to lead a Crusade and fight against Erdogan.

He wondered in what body he should put Leonard MacDavid’s brains.

Dr. Rocher and Michelangelo were currently watching the 1975 comedy/fantasy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

He particularly watched with interest the scene involving the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 2nd
2020.

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Renfield’s Reflections On Armenia-Azerbaijan Conflict

September 30, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was returning home to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal West London estate from Parliament.

He had to step over the bodies of an elite Turkish commando unit belonging to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.

The commandos had been sent to Set’s estate to kidnap Renfield.

There they had the misfortune to run into the Set estate’s fierce guard cat Nefertiti Galore who promptly tore them to shreds.

Once inside the house, Renfield got on his computer and got into a Skype conversation with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.

Their topic of conversation was the Armenia-Azerbaijan Conflict over the territory of Nagorno-Karabakh (the territory was called Artsakh by the Armenians).

“Peace in the region has been reigning somewhat since the 1994 ceasefire between Armenia and Azerbaijan,” Renfield explained, “but this past summer, Recep Tayyip Erdogan of Turkey has been busy shooting his mouth off and giving vocal encouragement to Azerbaijan to take back the Nagorno-Karabakh territory by force offering Turkish military assistance if necessary.”

“Nagorno-Karabakh once belonged to Azerbaijan?” Amadeus asked.

“It originally belonged to Armenia but Soviet dictator Josef Stalin with his usual penchant for doing harm and rearranging territory and peoples in the old USSR on his own personal whims took Nagorno-Karabakh away from the Soviet republic of Armenia and gave it to the Soviet republic of Azerbaijan even though the majority of the territory’s citizens were ethnic Armenian. After Stalin kicked the bucket, the territory later became an autonomous region within Azerbaijan. When the USSR started falling to pieces and Gorbachev like the king in the old Humpty Dumpty rhyme couldn’t put it together again, Armenia and Azerbaijan fought a war for control of the region. A ceasefire was established in 1994 and Nagorno-Karabakh became a self-governing entity run under the control of the territory’s Armenian population,” Renfield noted.

Meanwhile in Paris France, French President Emmanuel Macron was likewise becoming concerned at Erdogan’s words and actions in the Armenia-Azerbaijan conflict.

Spurred on by Renfield’s comments in the British House of Commons yesterday as well as remarks made by Renfield’s French political ally the Kraken Napoleon VI (who was the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party as well as the husband of the ex-Gorgon Medusa) in the French National Assembly, Macron was taking a stand.

Today Macron said that he was “extremely concerned by the warlike messages” coming from Turkey.

Adding to Macron’s concerns was a report from the Syrian Observatory For Human Rights that about 320 Syrian mercenaries (who were fighting for an anti-Assad faction backed by the Neo-Ottoman Erdogan) had been transported to Azerbaijan by pro-Erdogan Turkish security companies.

Also today Macron warned Turkey about “warlike comments which essentially remove any inhibitions from Azerbaijan in what would be a reconquest of Nagorno-Karabakh. That we will not accept.”

Macron also promised greater support for Armenia in the coming days, “I say to Armenia and the Armenians, France will play its role.”

Amadeus asked Renfield, “What do you think might happen?”.

“Well,” Renfield ate his slice of Baked Alaska cake, “About half-way through the summer, I started to wonder if the final icing on the cake for this peculiar year that is 2020 wouldn’t be the outbreak of World War III. No one saw a virus coming from China that would turn the lives upside down of everyone on the planet. Inspector Clouseau of Pink Panther movie fame once said that his mother was strangled by an Armenian phrenologist. So likewise no one thought at the start of this year that Clouseau’s mother’s revenge through a cross-dressing salesman of Turkish Delight candies residing in the Turkish Presidential Palace in Istanbul would result in World War III.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 30th
2020.

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Lilith Leads Turkish Plane To Shoot Down Armenian Jet

September 29, 2020 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was in a bad mood.

Yesterday in Ravenna, some supernatural soldiers she tried to recruit to fight for the Azeris against Armenia in the Nagorno-Karabakh Conflict came down with serious ailments.

Thanks to the skullduggery of her arch enemy the Byzantine vampiress Theodora in offering an impromptu offer on free spicy pumpkin lattes, Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow had his carved jack o’ lantern pumpkin head ripped off his shoulders.

The Six Vampiric Knights-Templars had their eyes sprayed with garlic spray (as opposed to pepper spray) by Mulligan the Irish zombie who was working as a manservant to the Byzantine vampiress (he was on loan from the London art gallery curator and art dealer Dashwood Forrest).

Furious upon hearing the news, Lilith sprouted her vampiress bat wings and flew to Turkey.

After a meeting with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, she went to a military base where the pilot of a Turkish F-16 was instructed to follow her.

The vampiress bat wing sprouting Lilith flew right into Armenian air space.

60 kilometres (37 miles) into Armenian airspace.

There she encountered an Armenian fighter jet – a Soviet made SU-25.

Distracting the Armenian SU-25 pilot with her ability to shoot spider webs out of her long red fingernails, the pilot of the Turkish F-16 used the momentary distraction to shoot the Armenian jet down.

Sadly the Armenian pilot was killed.

Naturally Turkey denied the claim that it had shot down an Armenian plane in Armenian airspace.

Back at his Presidential Palace in Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan was looking at his reflection in the mirror and modelling the robes he would wear when he crowned himself Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire.

In London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving a speech in the Westminster House of Commons while Sir Winston Churchill’s ghost sat in the public gallery looking on approvingly.

“How long will it be before Britain and Europe take a firm stand against Erdogan and his bullying? Today it will be Armenia. Tomorrow it will be Greece and Bulgaria. Erdogan is such that he will seek to reverse the results of the 1683 Battle of the Gates of Vienna if he can,” said Renfield.

Renfield’s speech fell on deaf ears.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 29th
2020.

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Theodora vs. Lilith: Armenia-Azerbaijan Conflict

September 27, 2020 at 9:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The Byzantine vampiress Theodora and the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith have been involved in their own personal conflict for the past 20 years.

Now that personal conflict has been extended to the former Soviet republics of Armenia and Azerbaijan over the territory of Nagorno-Karabakh.

Earlier today the conflict re-erupted with the heaviest clashes in years.

Today’s fighting involved the use of tanks and other forms of heavy weaponry.

Armenia and Azerbaijan have been fighting for control of the territory since the USSR was dissolved back in 1991.

A ceasefire was agreed in 1994 although there has been sporadic fighting on and off since then.

Though nothing compared to today’s exchange of heavy weapons fire.

Nagorno-Karabakh was an autonomous region within the old Soviet republic of Azerbaijan but the majority of the territory’s population is ethnic Armenian.

When Armenia and Azerbaijan became independent republics, the territory’s Armenians wanted the region to become part of Armenia.

A war was fought leading to one million people being displaced and 30,000 killed.

A stalemate has presided since the 1994 ceasefire.

This past summer Turkey’s increasingly megalomaniacal President Recep Tayyip Erdogan (who fancies himself the new Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) had been encouraging Azerbaijan in its efforts to take back Nagorno-Karabakh.

Erdogan’s support emboldened Azerbaijan.

Armenia’s defence ministry said Azerbaijani forces launched an attack on civilian settlements including the regional capital of Stepanakert this morning.

Armenia’s government declared total military mobilization of its forces.

Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan warned that the region was on the brink of a large scale war.

In the basement of his house in Wilmington Delaware, senility prone Joe Biden asked his marijuana pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia, “How will World War III affect my chances of getting elected President of the United States?” before falling fast asleep into his bowl of Kellogg’s Fruit Loops.

The Byzantine vampiress Theodora hoped to get rid of Erdogan and restore the Byzantine Empire with Constantinople (Istanbul) as its capital.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith meanwhile was hoping to get Turkey’s Erdogan on board with launching an attack on the State of Israel (Lilith believed that the Jewish people had maligned and libeled her good name in the Babylonian Talmud and so was out for revenge).

Theodora spent much of the past summer beating up Erdogan for turning Byzantine Orthodox Christian churches and monasteries into Islamic mosques.

Lilith spent much of the past summer giving Erdogan blow jobs so that he’d be orally pleasured into attacking Israel.

Since Erdogan backed Azerbaijan in the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict, Lilith did the same.

And since Erdogan backed Azerbaijan in the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict, Theodora backed Armenia.


The Byzantine vampiress Theodora (wearing Dr. Cadbury Rocher developed sunscreen for vampiresses) in Constantinople: She backs the Armenians.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 27th
2020.

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Renfield Ends His Podcast With A Song

August 23, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Music, News, Songs, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Sunday night livestream video podcast analyzing geopolitical affairs and current events.

Tonight he decided to end his podcast by singing a song.

He came down to the last item before singing a song,

“Last night my best sources in Istanbul tell me that the Byzantine vampiress Theodora (who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora the wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian the Great) beat the crap out of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan for turning a former Orthodox Byzantine Christian monastery into an Islamic mosque.
She couldn’t have beat the entire crap out of him because if she had, there wouldn’t have been much left of him. If she had beat the entire crap out of him, they could have buried him in a cigar box.”

Renfield then broke into a song.

It was a country music song in which Renfield gave a stirring country musical rendition – a combination of the voices of Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers and Marty Robbins rolled into one.

Sang Renfield,

“When the moo cows, when they make milk,
It’s the only milk I do adore,
When the moon shines over the cow shed,
I hope the cows are making plenty more…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 23rd
2020.

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Hagia Sophia, Erdogan’s Surprise and Qonzilqointec

July 24, 2020 at 10:44 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Satan’s target is the Sacrifice of the Mass and the Real Presence of Jesus in the Consecrated Host.”
-Cardinal Robert Sarah of Guinea

Raphael du Lac was an intelligence operative for a military commander.

He recorded video on his smart phone of the Friday prayer service at Hagia Sophia which had just been converted back into a mosque by Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan the would-be Sultan of a Revived Ottoman Empire.

That night in an Istanbul cafe, Raphael showed the video recordings to his military commander Vlad III of Wallachia aka Vlad Tepes aka Vlad the Impaler.

But better known to the world as Prince Dracula.

Prince Dracula allied with the Byzantine vampiress Theodora against Erdogan.

. . .

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan went to bed this Friday evening feeling immensely pleased with himself.

He read a congratulatory message from Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping.

Xi said that he had instructed that the Hagia Sophia Friday prayer service (which was livestreamed as it happened) be shown on People’s Republic of China state television.

What a splendid fellow this Xi is, Erdogan thought to himself as he washed his Chinese tea down his throat with a Turkish coffee.

The Turkish President had also received an envelope sent to him by British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

What would Renfield be sending him, Erdogan wondered as he opened the envelope.

It was an illuminated medieval manuscript page.

Canto XXVIII of The Inferno of Dante’s Divine Comedy.

The medieval writing was written in Latin.

Erdogan’s knowledge of Latin was miniscule.

Non-existent in fact.

The only person whose knowledge of Latin was possibly worse than his was Pope Francis.

Erdogan immediately sent for a Latin scholar to translate Canto XXVIII of The Inferno of Dante’s Divine Comedy.

When the scholar translated the passage, Erdogan hit the roof.

Looking up at the night sky and the huge assembling mass of bats through the now empty hole in the ceiling, Erdogan vowed to kill Renfield.

. . .

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was walking the streets of Rome on a quiet July evening.

She walked past a near empty cafe where the only customer sitting on the sidewalk was a man with a laptop listening to a Renfield R. Renfield podcast.

She heard Renfield’s voice saying, “I’m not going to ask the question what sort of perverted prophet would have sexual relations with a six year old girl child bride? No, I’m not going to mention that…”

Qonzilqointec continued walking down the street.

She paused to look in the distance at Saint Peter’s Basilica:

Just as the Crescent Moon now formally flew above the Hagia Sophia, soon she realized it would only be a matter of time before the Red Star formally flew over the Vatican.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 24th
2020.

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Theodora On Eve of Hagia Sophia Caliphate Service

July 23, 2020 at 10:42 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A reporter asked British MP Renfield R. Renfield, “Mr. Renfield, when Lenin seized power in Russia in late 1917, he said there would be people in the West who would inadvertently aid the Bolshevik cause. Lenin said that such people are “useful idiots”. With the Neo-Bolshevik insurgency that you say is currently going on in the U.S., who would you say fits the category of “useful idiots” this week?”.

“Well, I would say that group of people who call themselves the Wall of Moms in Portland Oregon are the #1 prime contenders,” Renfield answered.

“Speaking of Portland Oregon, what do you think of Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler being hit by tear gas from federal agents last night?” Another reporter asked.

“Well, thank God it hit him and not some poor innocent bystander,” Renfield replied.

“What do you think of most of the news media in the U.S. saying that Trump is just sending armed and camouflaged federal agents into burned out and criminally infested U.S. cities to help his re-election in November since he botched the Covid crisis?” a third reporter asked.

“If he doesn’t send federal agents in to quell the insurgency in various U.S. cities and the Neo-Bolsheviks take power, there won’t be an election in November,” Renfield pointed out, “If the U.S. media actually studied history instead of cheering on and applauding these young anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who are trying to erase it, they’d look at Lincoln’s actions prior to and at the start of the U.S. Civil War including unilaterally suspending the Writ of habeas corpus.
He also ordered every single member of the Maryland state legislature arrested to prevent Maryland seceding from the Union and joining the Confederacy.”

. . .

The British cabinet held a secret meeting to discuss the mysterious murder of backbench British Conservative MP Paul Sebastian Moran.

His body was found in the Thames River this morning sporting a huge bullet hole in his chest.

The cabinet was worried that the Russians might be responsible and since a report critical of the way the UK government had seriously underestimated the threat from Russia had just been released, Mr. Moran’s untimely murder might lead the British public to conclude that the UK government was inept.

Therefore it was agreed by cabinet to issue a statement that Paul Sebastian Moran MP had died as a result of Covid-19 rather than a gunshot wound.

There was precedent in the world for this.

A Florida motorcyclist who had been killed in a motorcycle accident recently had had his death listed as being caused by Covid-19.

Besides both the WHO and disease control agencies throughout the world were only too happy to inflate Covid-19 death numbers.

. . .

Tomorrow the Hagia Sophia would be holding its first Friday prayer service as a mosque since 1931.

And the Byzantine vampiress Theodora (who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian who had built the Hagia Sophia as a Byzantine Orthodox Christian cathedral back in 537 AD) was absolutely livid with rage about it.

She entered the residence of the man who had been selected to be the first prayer service leader for a mosque Friday prayer service at Hagia Sophia.

And she completely drained his body of blood.

Recep Tayyip Erdogan (the would-be Sultan of a revised Ottoman Empire) would have to find another Friday prayer service leader.


Byzantine vampiress Theodora: Tonight’s victim wouldn’t have a prayer this coming Friday.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 23rd
2020.

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NATO Summit London

December 3, 2019 at 10:27 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

NATO Summit London

Donald Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron met and wrestled with one another.

Macron asked, “What’s the purpose of NATO? There is no purpose to NATO. The Cold War has been over for almost 30 years.”

Trump responded, “We have new enemies. China is the new enemy.”

The Donald mentioned this even as he was placing an order for Chinese food on his Huawei smart phone.

Then at 10 Downing Street, Boris Johnson hosted a dinner meeting with Emmanuel Macron, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Macron and Erdogan then got into a wrestling match over NATO.

“NATO is brain dead,” said Macron.

“On the contrary, you’re brain dead,” Erdogan responded, “for not knowing what a terrorist is.”

“What is a terrorist?” Angela Merkel asked as she applied pancake makeup and a maple syrup facial cream mask to her face.

“Anybody of Kurdish ancestry,” Erdogan answered as he held the French leader in a choke hold.

“Who am I going to wrestle with?” Angela Merkel asked Boris Johnson as Erdogan and Macron continued to wrestle with one another on the kitchen table knocking over plates and dishes.

Boris Johnson said he was going to step outside for a moment in an effort to avoid wrestling with Angela Merkel.

As Johnson stepped outside 10 Downing Street, a reporter asked him, “Mr. Johnson, how many children do you have?” which was a question the British Prime Minister was recently asked in a BBC TV interview.

“I don’t know how many children I have,” Johnson answered angrily which was the same response he gave the BBC interviewer.

“Now there’s a frightening thought,” the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu remarked to British MP Renfield R. Renfield as they were sitting in a 2nd floor office at 10 Downing Street, “Boris Johnson has done it so many times with different women, he doesn’t know how many children he’s had.”

“That is a frightening thought,” Renfield admitted as his hair started to stand on end.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 3rd
2019.

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