North By Northwest: Red August of The Sturgeon Moon

August 11, 2022 at 10:19 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1959 film North By Northwest

Alfred Hitchcock’s 1959 film North By Northwest starring Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint is a tale of spies, danger and intrigue.

And Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at London’s Set Enterprises watching the film on his waterproof 72 inch widescreen flat screen TV.

Why was Michelangelo watching this film on this night of all nights?

Therein hangs a tale.

Quite possibly a fish tale (fish tail).

Tonight was the night of the full moon- the August full moon – called the Sturgeon Moon.

It is said among fishermen that the best night to catch sturgeon was on the night of the Sturgeon Moon (the August full moon).

Interestingly enough tonight’s full moon- the August Sturgeon Moon- will be the last supermoon of this year.

This Sturgeon Moon will be the fourth supermoon in a row after the Buck Moon in July, Strawberry Moon in June and Flower Moon in May.

A celestial meteor shower will also be seen tonight in conjunction with this year’s last Supermoon.

Anyhow since tonight’s full moon is a Sturgeon Moon (and a Sturgeon Supermoon at that) and it is said among fishermen that the best night to catch sturgeon was on the night of the Sturgeon Moon, Michelangelo’s employer the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set decided to go fishing in Canada’s Northwest to catch sturgeon.

And it was then that Renfield mentioned the film North By Northwest to Michelangelo.

So Michelangelo was watching the movie.

In the film version that Michelangelo was watching, the film’s villain Phillip Vandamm (played by James Mason) says, “One day our side of the Cold War will take over the American FBI.”

. . .

The United States’ Neo-Bolshevik Communist Attorney-General Merrick Garland was holding a press conference discussing the Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI raid on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate.

As he took questions, he was suddenly confronted by the ghost of famous American criminal trial lawyer and defense attorney Johnnie Cochran.

Said Cochran to Garland,

“You’re a Marxist-Leninist man
Who belongs in the nearest trash can
Mark my words
You pile of turds
The day of reckoning is soon at hand
And you won’t have a leg to stand
You’re always seeking to intimidate
Cause you have no tool to use to masturbate …”

. . .

At the Vatican, Pope Francis was looking flashed and flushed after having spent the day meeting with members of Rome’s transvestite transexual prostitute community.

This was the fourth time this year that the pontiff had met with the group.

A statement issued from the Vatican Press Office said that Pope Francis was offering spiritual comfort to them.

Now Pope Francis was getting his daily briefing of world events from one of his Jesuit aides.

When the aide had finished, Francis directed him to “find out which entity it was who had hired the ghost of Johnnie Cochran to act as Donald Trump’s ghostly defense attorney.”

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday August 11th
2022.

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The Dance of Salome: Red August

August 10, 2022 at 9:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A woman called Salome had suddenly appeared in the West Wing of the White House.

She was dressed in a beautiful sparkly yellow Middle Eastern dress and stood against a beautiful white faux fireplace.

No one noticed the woman because there was no one in that particular room.

A few minutes later secret service agents entered the room.

They were not surprised to see a beautiful and attractive young woman in it.

One of the secret service agents spoke into his ear piece, “Hello, Roger Bear, this is Tweety Bird. Brown Diapers Old Pervert and Powdery Nose Young Pervert are now approaching.”

Brown Diapers Old Pervert and Powdery Nose Young Pervert were the secret service code names for Joe Biden and Hunter Biden respectively.

The father and son entered the room together.

Both said “Wow!” simultaneously when they saw Salome.

Hunter Biden pulled his pants and jockey shorts down and started doing what teen boys of the 1970s used to do when they saw a Playboy centerfold for the first time.

Joe Biden moved in to sniff Salome’s hair.

Salome flattened him with a kick of her shoes.

She then started dancing.

Joe Biden smiled like the Cheshire Cat.

“What can I get you?” Biden asked.

“The head of Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano on a silver platter,” Salome answered.

“Who’s Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano?” Biden asked and scratched his head.

. . .

Pope Francis received a phone call from a spiritist medium in Rome who told him that the ghost of King Herod Antipas had acquisced to his request.

. . .

Joe Biden’s scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist Attorney-General Merrick Garland was holding a meeting with the ghosts of Lavrentiy Beria (head of Josef Stalin’s NKVD Soviet secret police) and Jeffrey Epstein (pervert extraordinaire) to discuss the Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI raid of Monday August 8th 2022 on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Florida estate.

. . .

Gender confused and pronoun paranoid anchorpersons at CNN were holding a televised discussion in which they were glowingly discussing the FBI raid on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home in Florida.

They had just moved on to discussing what contents might have been found in Donald Trump’s safe when the FBI opened it.

It was at that moment that the ghost of O.J. Simpson defense attorney Johnnie Cochran appeared live on camera and joined the roundtable discussion.

Said Cochran as he took a deck of cards out of his coat pocket, “The FBI didn’t go to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence to find evidence, they went there to plant it. I just can’t stand it.”

As the CNN anchorpersons gazed at one another in bewilderment, Cochran continued.

The famed celebrity defense attorney pulled a condom out of his pocket and stated, “If the safe don’t fit, you must acquit.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 10th
2022.

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