Why Wouldn’t George Washington Be Elected President of the United States Today?

February 3, 2014 at 4:38 pm (Commentary, History, Jokes, Politics) (, , , , , , , )

Why Wouldn’t George Washington Be Elected President of The United States Today?

Here’s a joke I thought up while swimming in the pool last night:

Question: Why wouldn’t George Washington be elected President of the United States today?

Answer: Because he who cut down the cherry tree and admitted it could never tell a lie.

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