The Frog and Angela Merkel

March 14, 2015 at 8:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Frog and Angela Merkel

German Chancellor Angela Merkel told her secretary that she’d be spending the day at a spa to get herself rejuvenated.

After spending a pleasant time at the spa, she went to a quiet Berlin restaurant to have dinner.

She ordered the soup and salad.

The waiter brought her the potato soup.

Just then, Mrs. Merkel received a call on her mobile.

She noticed it was from Barack Obama.

She stepped outside on to the patio balcony to take the call undisturbed.

“Yes, Mr. President,” the Chancellor spoke into the phone.

“Hi Madame Chancellor, I’m just phoning you for some advice,” President Obama said, “I was wondering if you’d think Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu would take it as a personal insult if I sent him as a gift some Bavarian smoked sausages made with pork instead of beef?”.

“Well yes,” Mrs. Merkel replied, “I would think Mr. Netanyahu would very much take it as a personal insult.”

“Thanks, Madame Chancellor,” President Obama then got on the other line to his U.S.Secretary of State John Kerry, “By all means, send the Bavarian smoked sausages made with pork as a pre-election gift to Prime Minister Netanyahu this coming Israeli election night eve.”

German Chancellor Angela Merkel then went back to her soup.

A little green frog leapt out of her soup.

“Waiter, there was a frog in my soup,” Mrs. Merkel called out to the waiter.

“A frog?” The waiter was surprised, “Don’t you mean a fly?”.

“Ribbit, ribbit,” the frog said as he sat on the table.

. . .

The German Chancellor’s personal secretary entered her office that night and was surprised to see the very young looking and very beautiful ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith sitting in the Chancellor’s chair at her desk.

She wore a very low-cut beige evening dress that showed off her cleavage quite well.

“Well fuck me wild and senseless, Madame Chancellor, ” Mrs. Merkel’s male personal secretary exclaimed, “but that day at the spa really did you a world of good.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday March 14th
2015.

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Fenrir In Ukraine

March 5, 2014 at 6:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Fenrir In Ukraine

As Ukrainian military service men gazed out their bases in Crimea that were surrounded by Russian troops that the Vladimir Putin regime in Russia described as “private pro- Russian forces”, they happened to notice a strange sight.

Every so often a wolf would appear at some point outside the barracks.

Then he’d disappear.

Seconds later the same wolf would appear at another side of the barracks.

The wolf was the Norse wolf Fenrir preparing for the Battle of Ragnarok.

. . .

Israeli soldiers patrolling the Temple Mount in Jerusalem noticed a peculiar phenomenon.

Every so often a panther would appear.

Then as the soldier raised his rifle, the panther would disappear.

And then would appear again on another sector of the Temple Mount seconds later.

The panther was Konalu.

Konalu was a powerful being that was created and astral projected by the Norse wolf Fenrir’s powerful psyche.

. . .

The talks in Paris between Russia and the West over the situation in Ukraine made little progress.

As U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov grimaced at one another, a huge giant eye with wings flew above them.

The winged eye was the Eye of Horus.

Outside the building where talks were taking place a group of youths were listening on an iPod to that old Billy Idol song from the 1980s,

“Got no human grace
your eyes without a face…”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 5th
2014

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