Mount Hermon and The UFOs

November 3, 2015 at 8:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Mount Hermon and The UFOs

Yuri, a pilot in the Russian Air Force, was doing a reconnaissance mission over Mount Hermon on the border between Lebanon, Syria and the Israeli occupied Golan Heights.

Yuri radioed in to base.

“Central Command, have spotted a series of UFOs over Mount Hermon. Should I engage?” asked Yuri.

“Yuri, this is Central Command,” the voice on the radio answered, “please clarify what you mean by UFOs?”.

“Flying saucers,” Yuri replied, “what are called extraterrestrial spacecraft or ET vehicles in popular movies. Repeat question, should I engage?”.

“How many would you estimate are there?” The voice on the radio inquired.

“According to in-flight computer calculations of the blips on the radar, exactly 200,” Yuri answered, “repeat question, should I engage?”.

“Negative, Yuri,” the voice ordered, “Get to Hell out of there and get back to base.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 3rd
2015.

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Cardinal JM’s Synod Paper On Homophobic ET Deities

October 7, 2015 at 7:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Religion, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Cardinal JM’s Synod Paper On Homophobic ET Deities

Cardinal JM a member of the College of Cardinals was in his office in the Vatican working on a paper he was going to present to the Synod of Bishops On Marriage and The Family currently underway in Rome.

Cardinal JM who taught a course on the astronomical theories of Giordano Bruno at one of the pontifical colleges in Rome secretly worshipped the Ancient Greek gods- in particular Zeus and Apollo.

His personal private secretary Father Oliver Thomas Wardenclyffe was a secret worshipper of Hecate the Ancient Greek goddess of witchcraft.

Father Wardenclyffe was out this evening getting a massage at a gay health spa in Rome.

The paper that the Cardinal would present at the synod would argue that Yahweh (the name for God in the Old Testament) wasn’t really the Supreme Creator of the Universe.

He was only an extraterrestrial astronaut and scientist who monkeyed with the DNA of apes to produce Homo sapiens.

The ancient Hebrew peoples mistakenly assumed that this ET scientist Yahweh was the Supreme Creator of the Universe when he wasn’t.

Thus since Yahweh was not the Creator, his outdated and homophobic notions on sexual morality could safely be ignored in today’s church, Cardinal JM argued.

The Cardinal looked over what he had written and smiled.

He put the paper in his desk and went out for a walk in the streets of Rome.

He looked up at the night sky that was dotted with multitudes of stars.

One of those stars seemed to hover directly over the Colosseum and then seemed to fly speedily away.

Cardinal JM lit a marijuana cigarette and inhaled in unClintoneseque fashion.

Hm, was that a UFO? The Cardinal wondered.

He continued to walk down the street and as he did so, he hummed to himself the lyrics of an old Carpenters song from the 1970s, “Calling occupants of interplanetary craft…”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 6th
2015.

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