Renfield’s February 21st 2023 ₱odcast

February 21, 2023 at 9:24 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a ₱odcast for this evening Tuesday February 21st 2023.

  • Said Renfield, “Scumbag Ontario Justice ₱aul Rouleau in his bullshit re₱ort (whitewashing the draconian actions of Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau in enacting the Emergencies Act last year in an effort to seize ordinary Canadians’ bank accounts) wrote that disinformation and misinformation led to the formation of the Freedom Convoy. What the Klaus Schwab worshi₱₱ing asshole really means is that telling the truth about the DeathVaxx vaccine led to the formation of the Freedom Convoy. As disinformation and misinformation was ₱rimarily s₱outed by the brainless mainstream media that bastion of Neo-Goebbelsque ₱ro₱aganda and Orwellian Big Brother Ministry of Truth.”
  • . . .
  • Senile old fool Joe Biden was currently in ₱oland. Yesterday he had made a sur₱rise visit to Kyiv Ukraine to meet with Hunter Biden’s bosom buddy the corru₱t Ukrainian ₱resident Volodymyr Zelensky a man that Wicked Witch of the East Hillary Rodham Clinton (not to be confused with Wicked Witch of the West Nancy ₱elosi) had once described as a “21st Century Winston Churchill”. Causing the ghost of Winston Churchill to eru₱t in the London-based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set’s living room as he sat in an arm chair across from British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield, “I knew Winston Churchill. I WAS Winston Churchill. Volodomyr Zelensky is no Winston Churchill.”
  • While in ₱oland, Biden blathered about freedom. This from the man who had stolen the 2020 U.S. ₱residental election.
  • Biden later met with German Gen. Wolfgang Vulkan (who was really the German god Wotan/Norse god Odin in disguise as a mortal) and the vam₱iric commander of NATO forces Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the former Soviet Red Army Commander and who had been turned into a vam₱ire in Mexico City in August 1940 by the Aztec vam₱ire ₱rincess Qonzilqointec after a Stalinist assassination attem₱t on his life). The three discussed a ₱ossible NATO attack on Russia.
  • At the Vatican, ₱o₱e Francis who had come out in favour of sodomite marriages in an interview with the mainstream media last month (interestingly enough the mainstream media in the Western world still hadn’t re₱orted that ₱o₱e Francis had come out in favour of sodomite marriages) was now going to change Catholic doctrine on the Eucharist.
  • The doctrine of Transubstantiation would be thrown out the window.
  • The consecrated Bread and Wine at Mass would no longer be regarded as the actual Body and Blood, Soul and Divinity of Jesus Christ but as a memorial meal only. Which was the ₱rotestant view. But could ₱rotestants really trust a man like ₱o₱e Francis who could so easily throw out 2000 years of Catholic doctrine out the window?
  • Throwing out the doctrines of the Church in which he was raised?
  • Wasn’t such a man more likely to be the forerunner of the False ₱ro₱het of the Book of Revelation Cha₱ter 13?
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Tuesday February 21st
  • 2023.

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  • Renfield’s January 12th 2023 ₱odcast

    January 12, 2023 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

  • Beautiful female Russian agent listens to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Thursday January 12th 2023 ₱odcast
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Thursday night ₱odcast for January 12th 2023.
  • Said Renfield, “This ₱ast Tuesday January 10th 2023, the Biden Administration announced that they will start training Ukrainian soldiers on American soil.”
  • Continued Renfield, “Then yesterday Wednesday January 11th 2023, all airflights across the U.S. were grounded for 90 minutes after a com₱uter glitch for an FAA air safety system occurred. It was the first time all American ₱lanes were suddenly grounded since 9/11.”
  • Renfield then ₱oured himself a glass of Scotch whisky live on air, “To think I’ll have to have this with haggis this coming Robbie Burns Day. Anyhow, who would have the ca₱ability and resources to bring American air travel to a halt?”.
  • Renfield then addressed senile old fool Joe Biden, “Joe, if you’re going to ₱iss in Vladimir ₱utin’s tea, then ex₱ect him to turn around and kick you in your wrinkled testicles.”
  • -A vam₱ire novel
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Thursday January 12th
  • 2023

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  • Le₱ardia Marango In Kiev

    December 21, 2022 at 10:48 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

  • Le₱ardia Marango of the Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit s₱ent the Winter Solstice Day in Kiev, Ukraine
  • Le₱ardia Marango, formerly of the South African Intelligence Service, now worked for the Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit in London, England.
  • Today the Winter Solstice however she was in Kiev, Ukraine on a secret mission for the Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit.
  • It had come to the attention of Set Enter₱rises Intelligence that the demon ₱azuzu was intending to visit Kiev on this day.
  • ₱azuzu had recently been drawn to the Kingdom of Qatar by the FIFA World Cu₱ tro₱hy (that a₱₱arently contained a crystal used for summoning ₱azuzu) once it had been awarded to the winning team (which this year turned out to be Argentina).
  • ₱azuzu being summoned to a Middle Eastern country when a tro₱hy containing this crystal was awarded was a₱₱arently the subject of a ₱ro₱hecy that the ₱ersian ₱oet Omar Khayyam made almost a millenium ago.
  • This was a ₱ro₱hecy that came true.
  • Unlike some ₱ro₱hecies made.
  • For exam₱le today is the 10th Anniversary of the day the world was su₱₱osed to end according to TV shows such as Ancient Aliens, Nostradumbass ₱redicts and other occultic related TV series shown on the so-called History Channel.
  • December 21st 2012 was the day the world was su₱₱osed to end according to the so-called ex₱erts on these ₱rograms because that ha₱₱ened to be the date the Mayan Long Count Calendar ended. So what? The short term calendar that much of the world uses (which consists of 365 days) has yet to see the world end on a December 31st because that’s the date our short term calendar ends.
  • Having been summoned to Qatar, ₱azuzu decided for his ₱ur₱oses that he’d go to Kiev where a major war was being fought.
  • ₱azuzu decided to take along with him an Iranian imam who worshi₱₱ed the demon ₱azuzu in secret.
  • The imam whose name was Ashkan Lankarani was a senior advisor to Iran’s Su₱reme Ayatollah The Ayatollah Ali Khameini and had been in charge of the crack down on ₱rotestors and executions of 8 young dissidents in the ₱rotests that had been gri₱₱ing the country ever since the murder of young Iranian woman Mahsa Amini by Iran’s so-called Morality ₱olice.
  • ₱azuzu wished to meet Ukrainian ₱resident Volodymyr Zelensky because he had an offer for Zelensky that he was sure Zelensky couldn’t refuse. However ₱azuzu did not s₱eak Ukrainian and he was sure Zelensky didn’t s₱eak Ancient Babylonian, Ancient Meso₱otamian, Ancient ₱ersian or Ancient Assyrian.
  • His secret worshi₱₱er imam the Imam Ashkan Lankarani however s₱oke all those ancient languages as well as contem₱orary ₱ersian, contem₱orary Hebrew (although he didn’t advertise that fact) and contem₱orary Russian and Ukrainian.
  • Imam Lankarani could translate between the two.
  • Unbeknownst to ₱azuzu and Imam Lankarani however, Volodymyr Zelensky, was on this day, secretly flying to the U.S. to meet with senile old fool Joe Biden and to address both corru₱t houses of the U.S. Congress.
  • Thus Zelensky wouldn’t be available in Kiev to meet ₱azuzu and Imam Lankarani on the Winter Solstice.
  • The Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit had discovered that Imam Ashkan Lankarani was a horny sex addict (in that res₱ect he was like the Greek god Zeus and former U.S. ₱resident Bill Clinton).
  • The ₱lan was for Le₱ardia Marango to meet Imam Lankarani in a hotel coffee bar.
  • Le₱ardia would invite the horny imam u₱ to her room.
  • While in her room, a Set Enter₱rises team would swoo₱ in and kidna₱ the Imam and take him back to London for questioning.
  • This is what Imam Ashkan Lankarani saw when he entered Le₱ardia Marango’s room: The last thing he saw before he felt a konk on the head and everything went dark.
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Wednesday December 21st
  • 2022.

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  • Xi In Kazakhstan

    September 14, 2022 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Hera was in Astana Kazakhstan today.
    As was Pope Francis and Communist China’s supreme despot Xi Jinping.

    Hera was visiting Astana today because she had heard that Zeus would be attending the Kazakhstani 7th InterFaith Congress.

    Zeus was most definitely in Astana (the Kazakh capital currently suffers under the revolting name Nur-Sultan named after a Kazakhstani politician and former President Nursultan Nazarbayev).

    (Editor’s Note from Renfield R. Renfield: Due to the efforts of a Calgary based geopolitical analyst and blogger who has been pointing out in his blog posts the past few days that the name Astana reflects good taste while the name Nur-Sultan reflects bad taste , the government of Kazakhstan announced earlier today that it would be changing the Kazakh capital’s name back to Astana).

    Zeus was here to chase a beautiful Jordanian princess (a distant cousin of Jordan’s King Abdullah II) who was here in Astana attending the InterFaith Congress on behalf of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan.

    After cornering the Jordanian princess and asking her to come back to his palace on Mount Olympus where Zeus told her, “I’ll show you the way I ride my bulls”, the Jordanian princess shouted “Revenge for Ixion!” and kicked Zeus in the groin with her spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.

    As Zeus lay on the ground groaning over his groin, Hera came by and hit Zeus over the head with the world’s largest watermelon that had been sent to the InterFaith Congress as a gift from former U.S. President Barack Obama.

    Zeus now lay unconscious in a pool of Neo-Bolshevik red coloured juice while the ghost of Josef Stalin and the vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) sang that old Platters hit song “Oh yes I’m the Great Pretender…”

    And speaking of pretenders and imposters, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had to google Who Was Jesus Christ? prior to giving a speech because the so-called Holy Father had forgotten who He was.

    And also in Astana Kazakhstan on this day was Communist China’s paramount leader and all round despotic tyrant Xi Jinping.

    Xi’s visit to Astana Kazakhstan on this day was his first trip outside Communist China ever since he had released bat virus from the Wuhan Institute of Virology and had begun the plandemic.

    “Unholy bat virus, Batman,” a talking robin spoke as he flew down on top of Xi’s hair and crapped all over him.

    An immediate search was underway to find some PH Unbalanced Shampoo to shampoo the robin crap out of Xi’s hair.

    A bottle was found in The Homicidal Sasquatch Pub in downtown Astana.

    Sitting in the pub was the great Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writer George Finneganburg who was talking to the Russian made cyborg sex robot Sophia.

    Sophia had been invented by the former East German Stasi scientist Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who now worked for the Russian FSB).

    The cyborg sex robot Sophia had made out with Dracul Van Helsing on a roundtable in the Kazakh Palace of Religion in Astana in 2013.

    An incident that was recorded in a geopolitical analyst’s blog post back in 2013 (although at that time the geopolitical analyst lived in Vancouver and not Calgary).

    “You mean to say,” George Finneganburg quickly downed his beer, “that Dracul Van Helsing came up with a cyborg sex robot before I did? How the Hell am I going to break the news to Akira?”.

    Once the robin crap had been washed out of Xi’s hair, he then met with Kazakh government officials.

    After his Astana visit, Xi would be flying to the Russian capital of Moscow for a Kremlin summit meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin in order to discuss the war in Ukraine.

    As such, Xi had brought along his Supernatural spirit advisor the Black Dragon to Astana and the winged demon serpent covered in charcoal black would also be accompanying Xi to Moscow.

    There the Black Dragon would be meeting with Putin’s supernatural advisor “Saint Michael the Archangel” (who was not really Saint Michael the Archangel but was really the demon Moloch posing as the Archangel Michael in an effort to fool the megalomaniacal would-be Deutero-Czar Peter the Great aka Putin).

    Kwan Yin the immortal princess (venerated as the Goddess of Mercy in some sects of Buddhism) and her descendant the South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan were keeping tags on Xi in Astana and would be following him to Moscow for his meeting with Putin.

    Xi was now attending a state banquet in his honour with Kazakh government leaders in Astana.

    Before Xi sat down at the banquet table, a small robotic Paddington Bear (called Paddy O’ Marmalade), who had been invented by Set Enterprises’ scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague, put a combination of honey, marmalade and Crazy Glue down on Xi’s chair.

    When Xi sat down, he got hopelessly stuck and couldn’t get up again.

    As members of the Kazakh honour guard struggled to get Xi free from the chair that his pants were hopelessly glued to, the Paddington Bear robot named Paddy O’ Marmalade came and threw a Peking Duck and Thousand Year Old Egg laced cream pie in his face.

    The cream pie had been specially prepared and baked by Harvey Tallbanger the 6 foot 8 tall invisible Welsh pooka bunny rabbit who worked as a secret agent for Set Enterprises.

    Between his butt stuck to the chair and his face covered in Peking Duck and Thousand Year Old Egg cream pie, Xi did not really look like a great leader.

    It was at that moment that the ghost of Winston Churchill (representing the British government) presented Xi with a Winnie the Pooh t-shirt.

    Of course Xi could not put it on because of his current predicament.

    Just then a holographic image of British MP Renfield R. Renfield appeared and started to sing to the tune of the Beatles song Hey Jude:

    “Hey Xi, don’t ask me why
    Take a sad song and make it badder
    Remember vaccines get under your skin
    Changing your DNA
    Until you become Transhuman, human, human, human, human,…”

    Renfield was broadcasting from the living room of the Set Estate mansion in London, England.

    In the background could be heard the sound of Amadeus Emanon opening the door to pick up the Chinese Food delivery they had ordered from a Chinese restaurant.

    “Hey Amadeus,” Renfield piped up, “Ask the delivery guy how do you say “Xi Jinping, you are a total loser” in Chinese?”.

    Amadeus asked.

    And the Chinese Food delivery guy answered adding and ad libbing a few nasty pejoratives of his own.

    Renfield spoke in perfect Mandarin (with some Cantonese thrown in for good measure) telling Xi that he was a total loser and throwing in the delivery guy’s added ad libbed nasty pejoratives of his own.

    Xi was livid with rage although you couldn’t tell because his face was covered in Peking Duck and Thousand Year Old Egg cream pie while his bottom was still being pulled away from the butt locking combination of honey, marmalade and Crazy Glue on his chair.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday September 14th

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    Athena In Kyiv

    August 25, 2022 at 10:47 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Athena was in Kyiv the capital of Ukraine.

    She was having a photograph in black and white taken of her by the ghost of Orson Welles.

    Athena remarked, “Coloured photographs in Vogue Magazine are for the Zelenskys. I much prefer a black and white photograph taken by the great Orson Welles.”

    Volodymyr Zelensky the President of Ukraine and his wife Olena had recently had coloured photographs of themselves taken by VOGUE Magazine and were featured as the main subjects in a recent issue of the magazine.

    Including a photograph of them making out while wearing clothes.

    Showing the world that Ukrainians did not always have to be in their birthday suits while making love.

    At the moment that Athena was getting her photo taken by the ghost of Orson Welles, Russian President Vladimir Putin was in Moscow wearing a bear skin rug and making out with U.S. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who was undertaking a secret undercover mission on behalf of the senile Joe Biden Administration.

    The bear skin rug that Putin was wearing had belonged to a Russian brown bear that had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bomb blast that had killed Darya Dugina the daughter of Russian ultra-nationalist philosopher Aleksandr Dugin.

    Russia had accused a female Ukrainian operative of planting the bomb and fleeing to Estonia.

    According to the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, the bomb had been built by the Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele who had headed the American CIA’s Science and Research Division since 1950.

    Interestingly enough the Russian brown bear killed by the Dugin car bomb blast (whose body and fur had now been turned by the President of Russia into his own personal conjugal relations rug with AOC as the first lucky recipient of the furry embrace) had been possessed for a number of years by the ghost of Grigori Rasputin the Russian monk and mystic who had served as advisor and healer to the Imperial Russian Romanov Family of Czar Nicholas II.

    Several years back Hades the Greek god of the Underworld had granted the ghost of Grigori Rasputin a dispensational release from the realm of Hades.

    The mystic mad monk’s spirit then took possession of a Russian brown bear’s body and had been possessing it ever since.

    That is until the date of the Dugin car bombing on Saturday August 20th 2022.

    When the bear had been killed by fallout shrapnel from the car bombing.

    The bear’s last recorded words were, “I never got to have tea and marmalade with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II like Paddington did.”

    Vladimir Putin was now thinking of digging up Rasputin’s body at Tsarskoye Selo and after a heavy retouch at MacPherson’s Funeral Parlour in Moscow (Scottish undertakers and morticians were the best) have Rasputin’s ghost take possession of his original body.

    Putin had sent Patriarch Kirill of Moscow to negotiate with the underworld god Hades on his behalf.

    Patriarch Kirill had recently been called “Vladimir Putin’s altar boy” by George Soros’ altar boy Pope Francis.

    As Vladimir Putin sat on the bear skin rug smoking a cigarette and singing “He’s got the whole world in his hands…”, AOC lay back on the bear skin rug with a look of total esctasy on her face.

    She sighed, “I’ve never known a real man until now.”

    Putin commented, “Well, you’ve got to stop hanging around with members of Joe Biden’s cabinet.”

    Meanwhile in London, England, as the Greek goddess Athena was getting photographed in Kiev, the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill was complaining to British MP Renfield R. Renfield that the famous original December 1941 Yousuf Karsh taken photograph of Winston Churchill that had been hanging in the Chateau Laurier Hotel in Ottawa had been stolen and replaced with a copy about 8 months ago and hotel staff had only noticed now.

    As Welles was finishing up the photo session, vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing walked into the room and started making out with the goddess Athena.

    “Not again,” Welles sighed.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday August 25th

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    Renfield’s Podcast For May 9th 2022

    May 9, 2022 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    In Russia, a Russian servicewoman marks Victory Day in Moscow in which the victory by Russia and the other Soviet states during the Great Patriotic War (as World War II in Russia is called) against Hitler is celebrated

    It was Monday May 9th 2022.

    Russia was marking Victory Day in the Great Patriotic War.

    Putin said the war (or as he called it “special military operation”) was caused by NATO expansion.

    Pope Francis made a statement last week agreeing with him.

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield went on to the next item in his podcast.

    Said Renfield, “Even though there’s a war going on, Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau yesterday took his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland and his foreign minister Melanie Joly to Kyiv Ukraine to attend a U2 concert held in the city’s subway.”

    As the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit projected a scene on to the Kiev subway wall behind Bono and The Edge showing a scene from a zombie movie in which living dead zombies were busy looking for brains, Bono sang, “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…”

    And Jill Biden gave roses to Ukraine’s First Lady for Mother’s Day.

    Said Renfield, “With all these heads of government and rock stars visiting Kyiv, the Ukrainian city is rapidly turning into the new Davos Switzerland (home of the World Economic Forum).”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday May 9th

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    Merlin In Ukraine

    March 15, 2022 at 9:19 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    The Celtic wizard Merlin appeared in Ukraine tonight along with a few animal acquaintances

    “Isn’t that Merlin the magician?” Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun asked his fighting companion Leonard Constantinople the fighting rabbit.

    Constantinople had been brought in to fight the 450 al-Qaeda fighters who had been allowed to cross Recep Tayyip Edrogan’s Turkey (at the request of the insane Biden Administration) to come to Ukraine to fight on behalf of Ukraine.

    And as further proof of the Biden Administration’s insanity, Biden was allowing Vladimir Putin’s Russia to act as chief negotiator in its proposed nuclear deal with Iran.

    The cherry on the cake as far as the Biden Administration’s insanity went was Biden’s Climate Change envoy John Kerry was now asking a private think tank to examine the question of how much, if any, effect a “limited” nuclear war with Russia would have on the environment and climate change.

    The world was about to end not with a bang but with a badly written screenplay.

    “It is,” Constantinople answered in regard to Yaldabaoth’s question.

    Yaldabaoth then received a text message that children in China who had received the Xi Jinping approved China made Covid “vaccine” (really a genetic serum) were now being diagnosed with leukemia.

    The Chinese Health Ministry in Beijing issued a statement that the fact Chinese children who received the “vaccine” were now being diagnosed with leukemia was just a huge coincidence and that to say otherwise would result in being sent to re-education camps “where you would be re-educated alongside Uighurs” and also “partake in making voluntary products for Wal-Mart”.

    In other news Andreas Schofbek the CEO of the large German health insurance company BKK/Pro-Vita was fired last month after he released data suggesting German health authorities are significantly underreporting German vaccine related injuries.

    The data was scrubbed from the Internet.

    The globalist Communists in charge of the Great Reset were letting nobody stand in their way.

    And that included Vladimir Putin the proposed new Czar of a revived 19th Century Imperial Russian Empire.

    “Who are those animals with Merlin?” Yaldabaoth asked.

    “Well the bear is possessed by Rasputin,” Constantinople answered, “the black wolf is possessed by the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick Barbarossa and the deer is Bambi.”

    “Bambi?’ Yaldabaoth was incredulous.

    “Yes, Bambi’s mother was shot by Vladimir Putin when he was out deer hunting,” Constantinople explained, “80 years ago, 32nd degree Freemason and practicing sorcerer Walt Disney was caught in a time warp brought about by a CERN Large Hadron Collidor experiment. He wound up in Russia last month where he saw Bambi’s mother shot by Vladimir Putin. He incorporated the scene in his film to serve as further western world anti-Putin propaganda when the time was right.”

    “Bambi’s mother was shot,” Yaldabaoth broke into tears when he recalled the scene.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written Tuesday March 15th

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    The Ghost of Prince Paris of Troy In Kiev Ukraine

    January 31, 2022 at 11:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

    Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva was riding on a ferry in Alaska

    She was wearing some vampiress sunblock invented by Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises to prevent her beautiful and delicate vampiric skin from burning to a crisp in the sunlight.

    She was in Alaska to prevent a U.S. invasion of Russia from America by having U.S. forces cross the Bering Strait from Alaska to Siberia.

    The idea had been conceived by CNN’s most moronic and imbecilic news commentator Don Lemon (the man that intelligent people referred to as The Sour Fruit).

    Lemon (who didn’t do any research of his own but only believed everything that the government and the mainstream media told him) had recently discovered that a part of Alaska was separated from Russian Siberia by only 55 miles across a stretch of water known as the Bering Strait.

    Lemon discovered the information by coming across a 2008 Sarah Palin For Vice-President campaign video.

    Lemon wasn’t sure if the information in the video was correct so he asked every liberal he knew.

    CNN’s Jim Acosta (who was busy playing with himself by viewing Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection) did not know the answer.

    Anderson Cooper was out getting his hair done by his favourite hairstylist so he was unavailable to comment.

    Lemon asked Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, AOC, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and every other left-wing liberal bozo politician and journalist he could think of if Alaska was separated from Siberia by only 55 miles across the Bering Strait.

    None knew the answer.

    And since none never did any personal research on their own, they couldn’t discover the answer.

    Finally Lemon managed to get in touch with the person who was the only intelligent liberal in America which happened to be YouTube commentator Kim Iversen (a woman who actually did research on her own).

    Iversen informed the moronic raisin looking Lemon that yes Alaska was only separated by Siberia some 55 miles at the point of the Bering Strait.

    Lemon then phoned Joe Biden and told him to have U.S. troops invade Siberia from Alaska should Vladimir Putin invade Kiev.

    Biden thus sent a contingent of 69 transgendered and vaccinated Marines over to Alaska to invade Siberia.

    Russian Intelligence which had hacked into the entire U.S. Intelligence (?) Security apparatus informed Putin of the plan.

    So Putin sent Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva over to Alaska to stop them.

    So now we know the answer to the question, How many Russian vampiresses does it take to wipe out and defeat a contingent of transgendered and vaccinated U.S. Marines?

    Just one.

    . . .

    The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was hiding in a bunker outside Ottawa with his wife and family.

    The ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as well as the ghosts of Joseph and Magda Goebbels were keeping them company.

    At one point Justin retreated to a small closet where there was a small mirror and put on some Al Jolson minstrel show blackface.

    Trudeau looked at some of Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection while applying and rubbing some black shoe polish to his tiny phallus.

    The blackfaced Justin Trudeau then started eating a Salvation Army Food Hamper (that he had ordered one of his bodyguards to steal from a Salvation Army Food Bank) as he fired off a tweet saying that the truck drivers in Ottawa were stealing food from the homeless while flying racist flags.

    Behind Justin Trudeau (as he fired off the tweet) stood the ghost of Confederate States of America President Jefferson Davis holding the American Civil War Confederate Republic flag (which was not the same as General Robert E. Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia despite what moronic liberals and even a few contemporary Republicans might think) and the ghost of Heinrich Himmler who held up the held up the red, black and white Swastika flag of Nazi Germany.

    . . .

    The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was now in Ottawa taking selected questions from the members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (who interestingly enough all had brown noses at the press conference).

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was covering the press conference in his podcast.

    Blathered Trudeau, “We’re the ones following the science…”

    Interjected Renfield, “Justin Trudeau follows the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the science of Dr. Johann Georg Faust and the science of Dr. Ilya Ivanov.”

    Trudeau continued to blather, “We’re the ones following the facts…”

    Renfield continued to interject, “The “facts” as made up by Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda and the Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth.”

    “Anybody who disagrees with me is a conspiracy theorist,” Trudeau couldn’t stop blathering.

    Renfield pointed out, “In the first century AD, Judea’s Governor Pontius Pilate posed the question, “What is truth?”. In the 21st Century AD we now know the answer- the truth is anything that Justin Trudeau considers a conspiracy theory.”

    . . .

    One of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin had invented an AI robot that looked exactly human.

    Unfortunately for Tesla Thoth Merlin, earlier this month the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had been dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades at the request of the Greek sorceress Circe.

    The ghost of Prince Paris of Troy entered the body of the human looking AI robot and possessed it.

    The AI Prince Paris of Troy then flew to Moscow Russia where he was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin.

    Paris thanked Putin for his hospitality by running off with the Russian President’s favourite mistress to a luxurious house in Kiev Ukraine where they were currently making out together.

    As the serpent Ouroboros swallowed his own tail and the Greco-Roman god Ares/Mars let loose the dogs of war, it appears that History has now come full circle.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday January 31st

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    Svetlana Kireeva Visits London

    January 24, 2022 at 11:42 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Evoking an atmosphere reminiscent of an Anne Rice character in a James Bond film, the beautiful Russian vampiress secret agent Svetlana Kireeva was meeting British MP Renfield R. Renfield in an upscale London restaurant

    British actor Rowan Atkinson (who played Mr. Bean on TV and in film) who was dining in the restaurant remarked to his teddy bear, “Teddy I see you’re walking softly on the elegant white table cloth and carrying a big cinammon stick.”

    It was a good thing Teddy had a big cinammon stick as Mr. Bean liked his coffee stirred and not shaken.

    Svetlana and Renfield were meeting to lay plans for a Russian invasion of Kiev.

    Renfield noted that the past two Presidents of Ukraine were puppets of George Soros.

    Hence why they were such good friends with senile old fool Joe Biden and his crack cocaine pipe smoking son Hunter.

    Renfield said, “My former boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set got a friend of his the ancient Greek enchantress and sorceress Circe to turn NATO troops into swine. Thus when Biden says NATO can easily counter Russian troops in Ukraine, it amounts to little more than hogwash.”

    “And should a traditional Catholic priest perform an exorcism on Biden, we may have a second miracle of the Gadarene Swine,” Svetlana smiled.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday January 24th

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    January 23, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, Mythology, News, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Circe Offering The Cup To Ulysses by John William Waterhouse 1891

    Daughter of the sun god Helios
    And the Oceanid nymph Perse
    An enchantress living on the island
    of Aeaea
    She has turned most of Ulysses’ crew
    into swine
    She had lured the Odyssey crew
    to her island
    with her lovely singing
    While weaving on an enormous loon

    She had invited the crew to a feast
    A pottage of cheese and meat
    Sweetened with honey
    And laced with wine
    But also mixed with potion
    That turns them into swine

    Ulysses was on board his ship at the time
    As he approaches Circe’s palace
    Athena sends Hermes to warn him
    of Circe’s sorcery
    Hermes provides Ulysses with moly
    To protect him from Circe’s magic

    Circe and the potion beckons but Ulysses does not become swine

    . . .

    The streets of Kiev, January 2022.

    London private eyes Magog Rhys Petley and Agathor Christie were on a spying mission for the British government.

    “Who has let these thousands of swine into the streets of Kiev?” Magog wanted to know.

    “They were previously NATO soldiers,” Agathor (who had taken the Kiev nightwatch to Magog’s daywatch) explained.

    “They were?” Magog was stunned, “Who turned them into swine?”.

    “Do you know your Greek mythology and your 19th Century pre-Raphaelite art?” Agathor asked.

    “I do,” Magog nodded.

    Agathor pointed.

    Magog looked.

    And standing there was the ancient Greek enchantress Circe not looking a day over 25.

    Circe started to sing as she started weaving on a loom.

    “Who is she trying to lure to Kiev with her singing?” Magog inquired of Agathor.

    “The Russians,” Agathor answered.

    “To turn them into swine?” Magog blinked.

    “No to turn them into the rulers of Kiev,” Agathor lit a cigar, “It’s NATO she turned into swine.”

    -A poem and vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Sunday January 23rd

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