The Ghost of Prince Paris of Troy In Kiev Ukraine

January 31, 2022 at 11:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva was riding on a ferry in Alaska

She was wearing some vampiress sunblock invented by Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises to prevent her beautiful and delicate vampiric skin from burning to a crisp in the sunlight.

She was in Alaska to prevent a U.S. invasion of Russia from America by having U.S. forces cross the Bering Strait from Alaska to Siberia.

The idea had been conceived by CNN’s most moronic and imbecilic news commentator Don Lemon (the man that intelligent people referred to as The Sour Fruit).

Lemon (who didn’t do any research of his own but only believed everything that the government and the mainstream media told him) had recently discovered that a part of Alaska was separated from Russian Siberia by only 55 miles across a stretch of water known as the Bering Strait.

Lemon discovered the information by coming across a 2008 Sarah Palin For Vice-President campaign video.

Lemon wasn’t sure if the information in the video was correct so he asked every liberal he knew.

CNN’s Jim Acosta (who was busy playing with himself by viewing Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection) did not know the answer.

Anderson Cooper was out getting his hair done by his favourite hairstylist so he was unavailable to comment.

Lemon asked Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, AOC, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and every other left-wing liberal bozo politician and journalist he could think of if Alaska was separated from Siberia by only 55 miles across the Bering Strait.

None knew the answer.

And since none never did any personal research on their own, they couldn’t discover the answer.

Finally Lemon managed to get in touch with the person who was the only intelligent liberal in America which happened to be YouTube commentator Kim Iversen (a woman who actually did research on her own).

Iversen informed the moronic raisin looking Lemon that yes Alaska was only separated by Siberia some 55 miles at the point of the Bering Strait.

Lemon then phoned Joe Biden and told him to have U.S. troops invade Siberia from Alaska should Vladimir Putin invade Kiev.

Biden thus sent a contingent of 69 transgendered and vaccinated Marines over to Alaska to invade Siberia.

Russian Intelligence which had hacked into the entire U.S. Intelligence (?) Security apparatus informed Putin of the plan.

So Putin sent Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva over to Alaska to stop them.

So now we know the answer to the question, How many Russian vampiresses does it take to wipe out and defeat a contingent of transgendered and vaccinated U.S. Marines?

Just one.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was hiding in a bunker outside Ottawa with his wife and family.

The ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as well as the ghosts of Joseph and Magda Goebbels were keeping them company.

At one point Justin retreated to a small closet where there was a small mirror and put on some Al Jolson minstrel show blackface.

Trudeau looked at some of Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection while applying and rubbing some black shoe polish to his tiny phallus.

The blackfaced Justin Trudeau then started eating a Salvation Army Food Hamper (that he had ordered one of his bodyguards to steal from a Salvation Army Food Bank) as he fired off a tweet saying that the truck drivers in Ottawa were stealing food from the homeless while flying racist flags.

Behind Justin Trudeau (as he fired off the tweet) stood the ghost of Confederate States of America President Jefferson Davis holding the American Civil War Confederate Republic flag (which was not the same as General Robert E. Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia despite what moronic liberals and even a few contemporary Republicans might think) and the ghost of Heinrich Himmler who held up the held up the red, black and white Swastika flag of Nazi Germany.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was now in Ottawa taking selected questions from the members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (who interestingly enough all had brown noses at the press conference).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was covering the press conference in his podcast.

Blathered Trudeau, “We’re the ones following the science…”

Interjected Renfield, “Justin Trudeau follows the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the science of Dr. Johann Georg Faust and the science of Dr. Ilya Ivanov.”

Trudeau continued to blather, “We’re the ones following the facts…”

Renfield continued to interject, “The “facts” as made up by Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda and the Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth.”

“Anybody who disagrees with me is a conspiracy theorist,” Trudeau couldn’t stop blathering.

Renfield pointed out, “In the first century AD, Judea’s Governor Pontius Pilate posed the question, “What is truth?”. In the 21st Century AD we now know the answer- the truth is anything that Justin Trudeau considers a conspiracy theory.”

. . .

One of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin had invented an AI robot that looked exactly human.

Unfortunately for Tesla Thoth Merlin, earlier this month the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had been dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades at the request of the Greek sorceress Circe.

The ghost of Prince Paris of Troy entered the body of the human looking AI robot and possessed it.

The AI Prince Paris of Troy then flew to Moscow Russia where he was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin.

Paris thanked Putin for his hospitality by running off with the Russian President’s favourite mistress to a luxurious house in Kiev Ukraine where they were currently making out together.

As the serpent Ouroboros swallowed his own tail and the Greco-Roman god Ares/Mars let loose the dogs of war, it appears that History has now come full circle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 31st
2022.

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Sherrielock Holmes Visits Ottawa

January 27, 2022 at 11:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes comes into Ottawa riding a motorcycle

Sherrielock Holmes the immortal twin sister of world-famous London consulting detective Sherlock Holmes came riding into Ottawa on a motorcycle.

The world famous London professional dominatrix was flown across the Atlantic in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s cannabis powered dirigible airship The John George Diefenbaker.

The Diefenbaker docked in Gatineau Quebec.

Sherrielock Holmes and her motorcycle were lowered to the ground from The Diefenbaker.

She then set off in the direction of Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa.

Justin Trudeau (who was thrice boostered with the jab) had just announced that he had come down with Covid and wouldn’t be able to meet with the truckers’ convoy that would be arriving in Ottawa on January 29th since he would be isolating for 5 days.

50,000 truckers and 1.4 million Canadians were heading to the Parliament in Ottawa to protest Justin Trudeau’s vaccine mandate for truckers.

Sherrielock Holmes knocked out Justin’s bodyguards and entered the estate greenhouse where Justin Trudeau was self-performing a blackface minstrel show in front of his marijuana pot smoking antique Edwardian mirror.

Sherrielock threw Justin to the ground, took off the Queen Marie Antoinette dress that he was wearing and began tomatoing his buttocks red like his Marxist-Stalinist-Maoist ideological beliefs.

. . .

In London England, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a meeting with his son the jackal headed Anubis.

“Well,” Set sipped a martini, “what do you think that Elon Musk is up to?”.

Earlier this evening Tesla CEO and billionaire Elon Musk had tweeted his support of the Canadian truckers’ convoy to Ottawa.

Musk had tweeted “Canadian truckers rule” in a tweet earlier tonight.

“Yes,” Anubis nodded, “Elon Musk is quickly turning into the anti-Bill Gates. He and his family didn’t get the vaccine, he thinks the world population will shrink drastically on its own and not increase over the next 30 years. Whereas Bill Gates wants to bump off the entire 9 billion population of the world with the exception of himself and 499 million other people by the end of this year.”

“So it’s Gates vs. Musk,” Set scratched his chin.

“Yes and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau is clearly on the side of Bill Gates along with every other Pope Francis “Catholic” apostate politician on the planet- Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Emmanuel Macron and Austria’s Karl Nehammer and whatever moron is currently serving as the Prime Minister of Italy,” Anubis pointed out.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 27th
2022.

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Renfield Addresses UK Catholic Parents Conference

January 12, 2022 at 11:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to address the UK Catholic Parents Conference.

The President of the UK Catholic Parents Conference Mr. Finnegan Nyet Awake had been asked to select a speaker for tonight’s conference.

While under the influence of seven glasses of Scotch whisky, Finnegan decided on MP Renfield totally oblivious to the fact that the Vatican would definitely not approve of his choice.

Renfield began his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference this way,

“Do you remember? Do you remember when “the Pope” wasn’t a lurid yellow-teethed ghoul who wanted to destroy the Mass and put you and your family in a quarantine camp? I remember. God bless Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI. One who did not have the Seat of Saint Peter purchased for him by George Soros. I’d like to start my address by reading a recently discovered addendum added to the list of anathemas of the Council of Trent (1545-1563). The addendum, lost for centuries until now, reads thus, “If any whose name be Jorge Mario Bergoglio, let him be anathema…”

. . .

The anchorman for the Set News Network (SNN) read the following news headline,

“The UK’s own government data shows that 286% more deaths occurred among the vaccinated than among the unvaccinated…”

. . .

Meanwhile at a Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver British Columbia, a family whose 4-year-old son is being treated for leukemia are being evicted from the facility (a charity that provides a temporary home to pediatric cancer patients and their families free of charge while they’re being treated at local hospitals) because they’re not vaccinated against Covid-19.
Said the boy’s father, “This is some kind of crazy evil like I’ve never seen in my life.”
Shortly after the boy’s father made the statement, holographic images of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Pol Pot, Justin Trudeau, Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels, CNN’s Jim Acosta, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared outside the Vancouver Ronald McDonald House holding up a huge banner that read, “WE ARE NOT EVIL.”

. . .

As Amadeus Emanon sat at the back of the auditorium, his friend Renfield was delivering the final line of his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference,

“The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell and only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.”

Amadeus thought sadly about one of his favourite singers Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes who died today at the age of 78.

Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes

Amadeus said a silent prayer that Ronnie Spector was on that Stairway To Heaven following in the footsteps of actor Sidney Poitier who left this earthly existence a few days ago.

Holographic images in front of Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver heard the AC/DC song Highway To Hell played in back of them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 12th
2022.

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Amadeus and Angelique In The Sherlock Holmes Pub

January 11, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Concert pianist/singer/musician Amadeus Emanon was having dinner with his girlfriend New Orleans singer/songstress Angelique Dumont in The Sherlock Holmes Pub.

They watched a Renfield R. Renfield podcast which was often shown in the pub when it was on.

“A pathology report prepared by Sucharit Bhakdi MD and Arne Burkhardt MD in the U.S. shows that 93% of people who died after being vaccinated were killed by the vaccine,” Renfield started out.

“Hah,” a “fact checker” for Reuters news agency started laughing, “I just got my third booster shot today.”

He then keeled over.

A paramedic team brought in to save him couldn’t revive him after his major cardiac arrest.

He would never write another lying and inaccurate “fact check” again.

“And in other news,” Renfield carried on, “The Canadian province of Alberta’s Chief Medical Officer Dr. Deena Hinshaw admitted that Alberta Health Services have manipulated the numbers during this pandemic. Hinshaw admitted that AHS reported non-ICU patients as ICU patients throughout the pandemic.”

Putting aside the triple AAA Alberta steak he had been eating, Renfield then started eating poutine.

“Moving from Alberta eastwards to Quebec,” Renfield went on, “Quebec Premier Francois Legault announced that he would impose a health care tax on the unvaccinated.”

Renfield then called for the assassination of Quebec’s Premier.

“If Renfield gets his way, there won’t be many politicians left on the Earth,” Angelique Dumont remarked.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 11th
2021.

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Spanish Archaeologists Believe They Have Discovered Hercules’ Tomb

January 8, 2022 at 9:59 pm (Archaeology, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Sorcery, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Athena the Greek goddess of Wisdom kept calm and watched as Spanish archaeologists claimed they had found the Temple of Hercules

Archaeologists from the University of Seville and the Andalusian Institute of Historical Heritage believe they have discovered the Temple of Hercules Gaditanus.

Using information they obtained from aerial photographs, the researchers found a large rectangular structure submerged in the Bay of Cadiz.

The structure nearly 1000 feet long and 500 feet wide matches the ancient descriptions of the Temple.

The Temple of Hercules Gaditanus is said to have been a columned Temple with an eternal flame, a fire raised on an altar and was maintained day and night by priests.

Greek and Latin records say this is the place where Julius Caesar wept before a representation of Alexander the Great (Caesar having discovered that Alexander was better looking than he was) and where the Carthaginian general Hannibal went to offer thanks for the success of a military campaign a century and a half before Caesar’s sobbing performance.

. . .

The Ontario provincial government’s own data shows that the fully vaccinated make up the majority of Covid-19 hospitalizations in the Canadian province of Ontario.

On January 7th there were 1327 fully vaccinated cases in Ontario hospitals compared with 441 unvaccinated cases.

Despite this, Canada’s brainless Federal Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos today called upon Canada’s provincial governments to introduce mandatory vaccination policies.

After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appeared written in black ink on Duclos’ forehead and then a frogs’ legs and maple syrup cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (his bodyguards who had been drinking Harvey Tallbangers claimed it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who threw the cream pie).

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast,

“Thrice jabbed Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer contracted Covid-19 during a meeting this past Thursday night at which he was promoting mandatory vaccination.
Despite receiving three experimental injections, wearing a protective mask and living in a country with stringent rules and lockdowns during the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday on Friday January 7th 2022.
Nevertheless the Fuhrer wannabe doubled down on his support for compulsory vaccination and told his Austrian subjects to get vaccinated and get a booster.
At the Thursday night meeting, everyone in the room was both doubly vaccinated and thirdly boostered, was wearing masks and social distancing, and lastly Nehammer himself was separated from everyone else by plexiglass screens.
Despite this a virus found its way through and made a mockery of everything that deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media have been telling the world the past couple of years.
During the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer announced new measures for his subjects in light of the new omicron variant (which so far is proving to be less lethal than the original delta variant) and told the media that the government is working on a draft law to make vaccinations compulsory starting February 1st.
“If businesses do not comply, we will have the power to shut them down,” the Covid infected politician told those present.

“What then is to be done?” Renfield looked at the camera, “We must hang Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer by the neck until dead. And then he’ll never have to worry about catching Covid again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 8th
2022.

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Witchcraft and Sorcery On Sherlock Holmes’ 168th Birthday

January 6, 2022 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes who is Sherlock Holmes’ immortal twin sister (she became immortal after eating Lingzhi supernatural mushrooms something that Sherlock never did) turns 168 today.

Looking wonderful for her age!

Sherrielock Holmes attended an Anglican Church C. Of E. Epiphany service for her birthday today.

Meanwhile witchcraft and sorcery were happening around the world on this night of Epiphany (which is Julian Calendar Christmas Eve in the Byzantine Russian and Ukrainian Orthodox Churches).

The European Council of Catholic Bishops was busy worshipping the demons Baal and Baphomet on this evening.

Archbishop Vinzenzo Paglia the President of the Pontifical Academy For Life was busy kneeling in front of and worshipping a statue of Santa Muerte who is Mexico’s female saint/goddess of death (who is really Samael the Archangel of Death mentioned in the Babylonian Talmud who had become transgendered while living in Mexico in the 1930s and associating with a group of artists that included Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera).

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was being initiated into the Cult of Baphomet.

He was being initiated in a gay bathouse by the transgendered hermaphrodite goat/human hybrid demon Baphomet.

Leaving the gay bathouse after the initiation, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was like the athlete who joined a gay football team (he went into huddle as a tight end and came out a wide receiver).

After the initiation Sen. Cruz became a Neo-Bolshevik Communist and called the January 6th 2021 protestors a “bunch of violent terrorists who should go to jail for a long long time.”

After making the statement Sen. Cruz had a Gillette shaving cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

His drunken bodyguards (whose faces were all covered with boils a situation that had arisen after they all got their third booster shots) who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers all day swore that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thown the Gillete shaving cream pie into Sen. Cruz’s face.

Meanwhile France’s Neo-Vichy Fascist and Neo-Stalinist hybrid President Emmanuel Macron said the unvaccinated of France should no longer be considered “French citizens”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield appeared on a pirate French television station channel drinking a glass of Paul Masson Wine and said, “I’ve been saying this since December of 2020 and I will say it again… Emmanuel Macron should be eliminated from the face of the Earth.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 6th
2022.

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Renfield Spends New Year’s Eve In Moscow

December 31, 2021 at 11:05 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Svetlana Kireeva of the Russian FSB was British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Moscow date on this New Year’s Eve.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had flown over to Moscow Russia in the London based ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s dirigible airship named THE TSAREVICH ALEXIS.

He was to meet Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB in a classy Moscow restaurant.

Over glasses of wine, Renfield and Svetlana discussed the forging of an alliance between Renfield and Vladimir Putin.

Previously Renfield and Putin had been enemies.

They tried to kill one another on many an occasion.

However now they had a mutual enemy- European Union Vaccinazism.

Renfield was hoping to convince Putin through Svetlana that when Putin invaded Western Ukraine to not stop at Ukraine’s border but continue on and liberate all of the European Union from the totalitarianism of Vaccinazism.

“The only way we can get rid of these petty tyrants and deranged medical bureaucrats throughout the European Union is through armed force,” Renfield noted, “I’d much prefer a Neo-Czarist Russian Imperialism ruling Western Europe than the current hybrid of Neo-Hitlerian Neo-Mussolinian Fascism and Neo-Stalinist Neo-Bolshevik Communism that goes by the name of Vaccinazism.”

“Do you want him to invade Britain as well?” Svetlana purred sensuously.

Renfield put his knife straight up on the table and answered, “Well I’d like you to come to Britain as the new Russian Ambassador but no I’ll take care of Britain if he takes care of the European Union.”

“What do you think Joe Biden would do if this were to occur?” Svetlana smoothed the hem of her dress.

“Well,” Renfield crossed his legs in hopes that no attention would be drawn to himself over his response, “He’ll probably send his Armed Forces Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley (who seems to have more medals on his chest than there were on the chests of Gen. Dwight Eisenhower, Gen. Douglas MacArthur and Gen. George Patton combined) out to make some sort of idiotic statement or other but then do absolutely nothing like he did when he gave $82 billion worth of military equipment and the entire country of Afghanistan over to the Taliban.”

“It’s agreed then,” Svetlana smiled.

Renfield and Svetlana then had fireworks go off on the table as fireworks went off outside.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 31st
2021.

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Galileo Revisited In The 21st Century

October 15, 2021 at 11:00 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As Joe Biden was listening to the cheers of the crowd shouting “Let’s go Brandon!” (to his ears and his mind) while being pelted with rotten eggs and tomatoes, another Brandon- Brandon Goodwin of the NBA Atlanta Hawks was suffering from blood clots that he got from the Covid “vaccine”.

Blood clots that may have ended his season and possibly his career.

The NBA told him to keep quiet.

The NBA like every other institution in the times of Covid were “children of lies’ serving the “father of lies” – the Devil.

Meanwhile up in the Artic Circle at a place called Not Guantanamo Bay, commandos were torturing an Alberta judge who was aiding and abetting the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact Alliance.

The judge had the words I AM A NAZI LIKE THE AHS carved into his chest with a butcher knife prior to gasoline being poured on his head and then being set aflame.

Osiris complained to his son Horus, “Adherents of our New World Order are being put out of commission although fortunately most of the global mainstream media is on our side in covering that up. I imagine my not so good brother and brother-in-law Set is behind this.”

Horus added, “To say nothing nothing of his former Chief of Security turned British MP Renfield R. Renfield.”

Meanwhile on the island of Taiwan, which was currently under threat of invasion by Xi Jinping’s PLA, covid deaths prior to the island’s massive vaccination campaign had stood at 10.

Now after the island’s massive vccination campaign, Covid deaths had increased by 836 to 846 in total.

And yet Dr. Robert Malone (the inventor of mRNA technology) was still being condemned by everyone for his unorthodox idea that it is the “vaccinated” who are the superspreaders of the more deadly variants of the virus just like Galileo Galilei was condemned back in the early 1600s for his unorthodox idea that the earth revolved around the sun.

Morons, idiots and imbeciles in today’s world were always blubbering on about “Follow the science” because if they followed the History of Science, it might cause these retards to reach the logical conclusion that whatever was the prevailing “scientific orthodoxy” of the day might not necessarily reflect what actually is but only someone’s interpretation of what actually is.

And the majority interpretation of the “science” might be wrong and the minority interpretation of the “science” might be right.

Moving with the speed of a 21st Century version of the old Inquisition, the New England Journal of Medicine had now officially blocked the “heretic” Dr. Robert Malone’s known IP addresses from accessing the New England Journal of Medicine on-line.

And as soon as the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Fascist tech giants (Google, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram) and the mainstream media- who were all branches of the secularist Neo-Inquisition – had whipped up the brainless masses of the world into accepting a Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (just like they had whipped up the brainless masses of the world into accepting an Orwellian 1984 Animal Farm dystopia and an Aldous Huxley Brave New World dystopia that they called the “New Normal” and the “New Reality”) then books and print magazines could be burnt and “heretics” wouldn’t have access to anything.

And just as the Catholic Church of the early 17th Century had backed the “orthodox” geocentric solar system astronomers against the “heretic heliocentrist” Galileo so the Catholic Church of the early 21st Century – Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Pope Francis)’s sodomite ridden Neo-Bolshevik Communist Vatican- backed the “vaccines” as the new manna falling from Heaven (instead of the ancient poison rising from Hell that it is) to replace the Body of Christ (consecrated bread) and Blood of Christ (consecrated wine) that the Church had previously given for millenia.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 15th
2021.

Evil Inquisitor (with a voice as soft and melodious as that of Vincent Price): You will quickly discover, my dear, that we have ways of making people take the vaccine.

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October 2019: Fauci Plots Release of Virus From China To Bring About A Universal mRNA Flu Vaccine

October 9, 2021 at 11:00 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report prepared by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

The Unit had discovered a video of a meeting that Dr. Anthony Fauci had had with HHS (the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services) back in October 2019.

Fauci and the HHS wanted to find a way to impose a universal flu vaccine on the citizens of the world.

Fauci wanted a vaccine that wasn’t really a vaccine but rather an mRNA genetic serum.

Trouble was it would probably take another 10 years before approval of mRNA testing on humans would be given.

Fauci’s solution: “We blow the system up.”

His suggestion was to disrupt the bureaucratic process and cut through all the red tape using an “entity of excitement” possibly the release of “an avian flu virus from China” that would allow them to bring in Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) of “a global RNA vaccine to be tested out on the public”.

Of course as it turned out, it wasn’t an avian flu virus from China that would be released out upon the world.

It was a bat Coronavirus virus for which Dr. Anthony Fauci had been financing Gain-of-Function research into at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

It was for this reason that for the past year and a half Renfield had been maintaining that Dr. Anthony Fauci should be tried with Crimes Against Humanity, found guilty and then be taken out and shot by firing squad.

Renfield felt the same process should be proscribed for George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Xi Jinping as well.

. . .

Zeus was having dinner with his brothers Hades (god of the Underworld) and Poseidon (god of the ocean).

“Ny son Apollo is up to something,” Zeus said as he bit into a huge slice of roast beef.

“Mermaids have been telling me that he’s worried about his son Aclepius,” Poseidon bit into a huge lobster that would have made Set Enterprises’ clairvoyant employee Michelangelo wince.

“The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles (who belongs to a race of beings even older than us Olympians or our predecessors the Titans) recently demanded that I release Asclepius from the realm of the Underworld along with the ghost of the Renaissance alchemist Dr. Johann Georg Faust,” Hades bit into a huge dish of Bavarian magic mushrooms.

“That’s interesting,” Zeus ordered a bottle of Corona beer.

“It happened once before,” Hades pulled a mushroom out of his beard.

“It did?” Zeus was quizzical.

“Yes, back in the late 1930s Mephistopheles had requsted that I release Asclepius from the Underworld,” Hades ordered some more wine.

“Faust was still alive in the 1930s, wasn’t he?” Poseidon asked.

“Yes, Faust didn’t die until 2011 when Renfield R. Renfield who was then the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering For Set Enterprises at the time hired an Irish arsonist to burn him alive until he was dead,” Hades replied.

. . .

It was May 8th 1945 and the Greek goddess Hera (Queen of Olympus) was in a cheap Bed and Breakfast room in Cornwall with the ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Hera: So Germany has now surrendered?

Set: Yes, but I hear the American OSS (Office of Strategic Services) is now working to bring the most brilliant Nazi psychiatrists and behavioural scientists to America.
So I suspect a Fourth Reich will someday arise in America.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 9th
2021.

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Frankenstein and Fauci: Follow The Science

September 22, 2021 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report from the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Apparently the U.S. Army was using a PowerPoint slideshow presentation promoting Covid-19 vaccination by promoting the Seven Tenets of the Satanic Temple a U.S. based satanic group.

And the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had also discovered that a blogger named Dave Armstrong (who doesn’t think Jorge Mario Bergoglio is a heretic) turned out to be a demonically possessed pseudointellectual moron.

And in another development Set Enterprises had discovered that the “fully vaccinated” (those who have had two doses) account for nearly 100% of New York’s Syracuse University Covid cases.

Out of 148 cases of Covid, 143 were fully vaccinated.

And Set Enterprises had also uncovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci (the mad scientist that the mainstream media and left wing liberal morons turn to when they say Follow the Science) had not only funded Gain of Function Research into the Coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, he had funded at least 60 projects at the Wuhan Institute.

On the subject of Gain of Function research, Dr. Fauci had once written a paper where he said that “Gain of Function research is worth the risk of a pandemic”.

As Renfield read the report aloud to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, the lobster seer had a vision of Dr. Anthony Fauci consulting with the ghosts of Dr. Johann Georg Faust, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

Michelangelo reported to Renfield that the four were discussing the use of monoclonal antibodies in genetic serums (now called “vaccines” since December 2020).

Renfield wasn’t quite sure what “monoclonal antibodies” were so he text messaged Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

Dr. Rocher replied that monoclonal antibodies are made from “humanized mice” – in what medical research institutes in the U.S. actually jokingly call “Frankenmice”.

“Frankenmice” or “humanized mice” Dr. Rocher explained is the practice of taking aborted human embryos and grafting them into mouse embryos creating a new hybrid creature whose antibodies are then used in genetic serums.

Among the major research institutes using “frankenmice” and “monoclonal antibodies” are the University of Pittsburgh, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s NIH (National Institute of Health) and a research facility in North Carolina.

So the science one is encouraged to follow in the post-Covid world is the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

This woman does not believe in following the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 22nd
2021.

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