Welsh vam₱iress Morgana Fay Lee holds a red fox at British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Christmas Day ₱ress conference in which he announces the change of name from the British Transhumanist ₱arty to the British Arthurian ₱arty
This ₱ast Christmas Day Sunday December 25th 2022 British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield the British Transhumanist ₱arty M₱ for the constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds announced that he was changing the name of his ₱arty from the British Transhumanist ₱arty to the British Arthurian ₱arty.
Joining him at the ₱ress conference was his sole and fellow British Transhumanist ₱arty M₱ the Welsh vam₱iress Morgana Fay Lee (the great niece of Morgan Le Fay the mighty sorceress of the Arthurian era) who was the British Transhumanist M₱ for the Welsh constituency of Newbridge In Wales.
Earlier this year after reading an essay by Israeli Transhumanist ₱hiloso₱her Yuval Noah Harari which struck him as being a high tech sci-fi version of Friedrich Nietzsche’s Thus S₱oke Zarathustra (Nietzsche whose ₱hiloso₱hy had ins₱ired Fascism and Naziism), Renfield had come to the conclusion that Transhumanism, like Fascism and Communism, was inca₱able of redem₱tion. It was just another a₱₱le removed from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil which, went eaten, always leads to death.
So this ₱ast October 25th (the Feast of Saints Cris₱in and Cris₱inian) Renfield announced that the name of his ₱arty should be changed from the British Transhumanist ₱arty to the British Arthurian ₱arty (ins₱ired by the ideals and high ₱rinci₱les of Britain’s Arthurian Age).
Ballots were sent to all the ₱arty members to a₱₱rove the name change.
Deadline for returning ballots was Monday December 19th.
With results to be announced Christmas Day.
And now the results had been announced.
The British Transhumanist ₱arty was now the British Arthurian ₱arty.
A ₱ortrait ₱ainting of the Countess Gina on dis₱lay at The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London
British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was looking at a ₱ortrait ₱ainting of the Countess Gina which was on dis₱lay at The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London.
Dashwood Forrest was hosting what he called a Nights Before Christmas Exhibit at his gallery.
The exhibit always o₱ened 3 nights before Christmas Day and lasted until Christmas Eve.
“Why didn’t you kiss the catering waiter?” Camilla the Queen Consort of the United Kingdom asked the rumoured to be bisexual Dashwood Forrest.
“Because he was too ugly,” Dashwood Forrest (whose idol and literary hero was Oscar Wilde) answered.
One of the horses in the horse drawn carriage that had brought Camilla to the gallery overheard the remark while he was waiting outside and whis₱ered to the other horse, “That’s the same reason why I didn’t kiss the Queen Consort.”
“That’s the same reason why I didn’t kiss Charles when he was ₱rince of Wales,” the other horse re₱lied.
“I once stuck my head u₱ the skirt of Meghan Markle the Duchess of Sussex,” a third horse in the carriage quartet of horses remarked.
“Lucky you,” the two horses in the front of the carriage horse quartet commented.
The fourth horse in the quartet (this was his first night on the job) ₱i₱ed u₱, “Did you hear the one about the incestuous gay male bear cub? He gave his ₱aw a lick.”.
“This is beginning to sound like a convention of the U.S. National Democratic ₱arty,” noted a field mouse under the carriage who was eating a ₱iece of cheese and a slice of ₱um₱kin ₱ie.
Back inside the gallery, British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was a₱₱roached by Dashwood Forrest.
“₱lease none of your kisses, Mr. Forrest,” Renfield said, “I am not French.”
“₱ity that,” Dashwood sighed, “You like this ₱ortrait of the Countess Gina?”.
₱ortrait of The Countess Gina
“I do,” Renfield nodded, “Who is this Countess Gina?”.
“She is a very good friend of So₱hia the Greco-Egy₱tian Gnostic goddess of Wisdom,” Dashwood Forrest re₱lied.
“Isn’t that So₱hia the mother of Yaldabaoth the Irish le₱rechaun?” Renfield inquired.
“She is,” Forrest blew his nose into a handkerchief with the ₱ortrait of Dorian Gray on it,” “It’s my understanding that the last time the Countess Gina encountered Yaldabaoth the Irish le₱rechaun, which was in the city of Venice, she gave him a s₱anking on the bare bottom.”
“Some guys have all the luck,” British rock singer Rod Stewart hummed as he walked by.
Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure
70 years ago today on June 4th 1950, Boston University President Daniel Marsh told graduating students “if the current television craze continues, we are destined to have a nation of morons.”
He made that statement back in the days of the golden age of television when they actually had good programs.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield told CNN’s Anderson Cooper, “His prophecy came to past. 70 years later, America is a nation of morons.”
And it was 80 years ago today on June 4th 1940 that Winston Churchill made one of the greatest speeches in recorded history, his WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER SPEECH.
80 years later, most of the leaders of the world are all unofficial graduates of the Bungling Bozo Institute of Clowns.
From the UN to the WHO to the Vatican to the White House to Joe Biden’s basement campaign headquarters where the Democratic presumptive presidential nominee was longing to get back on the campaign trail again so he’d once again be able to start sniffing the hair of the woman who happened to be standing next to him.
Meanwhile in the state of Virginia, Virginia’s demagogic Democratic Party state governor Ralph Northam (part of a vastly overpopulated breed of Neo-Marxist-Leninist freaks, weirdos and crackpots who now make up 95% of U.S. Democratic Party politicians- mayors, state governors, Presidential nominees and quite possibly even dog catchers) announced that the statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee (the man whose portrait hung in the Oval Office along with that of Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin back in the days when Dwight D. Eisenhower worked there as President) would be removed from the state capital of Richmond.
A round of applause erupted at the press conference when Gov. Northam announced that the statue would be removed thus showing that Boston University President Daniel Marsh’s prophecy of a “nation of morons” had indeed come to pass (the late American novelist John Kennedy Toole might have referred to Ralph Northam’s contemporary 21st century Virginia as “a confederacy of dunces”).
Talking to an aide in his office later as Gov. Northam burnt incense in front of small statues of Baal and Baphomet, his aide asked him what he might replace Gen. Lee’s statue with.
“I’m thinking of erecting a 666 foot statue of myself there and commanding all the citizens of the state to come and worship it,” Gov. Northam smiled.
At that moment, Gov. Northam received a text message from British MP Renfield R. Renfield telling him that he was “too bland and boring to be the Antichrist”.
“What how dare Renfield tell me that I’m too bland and boring to be the Antichrist?” Northam foamed at the mouth, “After all I’ve been trying to use this pandemic to shut every public house of worship in this state down.”
Another text message came in on dopey demagogue Northam’s smart phone.
Northam threw his phone against the wall, “That was Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just text messaged me a photo of himself wearing blackface and asking me, “How’s it going, bro?”.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 4th
2020.
Welsh vam₱iress Morgana Fay Lee holds a red fox at British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Christmas Day ₱ress conference in which he announces the change of name from the British Transhumanist ₱arty to the British Arthurian ₱arty 
Dracul Van Helsing 
Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure
June 4, 2020 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (General Robert E. Lee, Gov. Ralph Northam of Virginia, Renfield R. Renfield, Sir Winston Churchill, The Confederate General Robert E. Lee, United Kingdom MP Renfield R. Renfield, Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam, Winston Churchill)
Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure
70 years ago today on June 4th 1950, Boston University President Daniel Marsh told graduating students “if the current television craze continues, we are destined to have a nation of morons.”
He made that statement back in the days of the golden age of television when they actually had good programs.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield told CNN’s Anderson Cooper, “His prophecy came to past. 70 years later, America is a nation of morons.”
And it was 80 years ago today on June 4th 1940 that Winston Churchill made one of the greatest speeches in recorded history, his WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER SPEECH.
80 years later, most of the leaders of the world are all unofficial graduates of the Bungling Bozo Institute of Clowns.
From the UN to the WHO to the Vatican to the White House to Joe Biden’s basement campaign headquarters where the Democratic presumptive presidential nominee was longing to get back on the campaign trail again so he’d once again be able to start sniffing the hair of the woman who happened to be standing next to him.
Meanwhile in the state of Virginia, Virginia’s demagogic Democratic Party state governor Ralph Northam (part of a vastly overpopulated breed of Neo-Marxist-Leninist freaks, weirdos and crackpots who now make up 95% of U.S. Democratic Party politicians- mayors, state governors, Presidential nominees and quite possibly even dog catchers) announced that the statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee (the man whose portrait hung in the Oval Office along with that of Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin back in the days when Dwight D. Eisenhower worked there as President) would be removed from the state capital of Richmond.
A round of applause erupted at the press conference when Gov. Northam announced that the statue would be removed thus showing that Boston University President Daniel Marsh’s prophecy of a “nation of morons” had indeed come to pass (the late American novelist John Kennedy Toole might have referred to Ralph Northam’s contemporary 21st century Virginia as “a confederacy of dunces”).
Talking to an aide in his office later as Gov. Northam burnt incense in front of small statues of Baal and Baphomet, his aide asked him what he might replace Gen. Lee’s statue with.
“I’m thinking of erecting a 666 foot statue of myself there and commanding all the citizens of the state to come and worship it,” Gov. Northam smiled.
At that moment, Gov. Northam received a text message from British MP Renfield R. Renfield telling him that he was “too bland and boring to be the Antichrist”.
“What how dare Renfield tell me that I’m too bland and boring to be the Antichrist?” Northam foamed at the mouth, “After all I’ve been trying to use this pandemic to shut every public house of worship in this state down.”
Another text message came in on dopey demagogue Northam’s smart phone.
Northam threw his phone against the wall, “That was Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just text messaged me a photo of himself wearing blackface and asking me, “How’s it going, bro?”.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 4th
2020.
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