Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Gives Advice To AHS Alberta Health Services

September 12, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit was examining mainstream news media stories from the Canadian province of Alberta.

For the past week, the mainstream news media in Alberta had been running all sorts of horror stories about various patients (suffering from cancer and many other serious ailments) getting their surgeries cancelled because there were not enough intensive care beds for them to go to after their surgeries because, so AHS (Alberta Health Services) and the mainstream news media claimed, there were too many Covid patients in the ICUs (Intensive Care Units).

The thing was the number of Covid cases in the Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was almost the same as in the province of Alberta.

Yet surgeries for non-Covid patients weren’t being cancelled in either Ontario or Quebec.

The major difference between Alberta and the Central Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was that Ontario and Quebec had provincially mandated vaccine passports and Alberta did not.

Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond said Alberta needed vaccine passports.

Vast numbers of Albertans, brainwashed by the brainless mainstream media’s Neo-Bolshevik propaganda and hysteria, agreed.

But so far Alberta Premier Jason Kenney had said no.

Because he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by a Calgary based geopolitical analyst and his extremely tall pet bunny rabbit.

Therefore major pressure must be brought to bear.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist strategists in AHS (Alberta Health Services) who answered to their globalist New World Order overlords knew that their worldly overlords and otherworldly principalities and powers wanted everyone on the planet vaccinated (currently doubly vaccinated but at future dates triply vaccinated and quadruply vaccinated and so on and so forth until the final Antichrist Mark of the Beast was brought out as prophesied in the Book of Revelation 13: 16-17).

This was why Joe Biden in the U.S. was acting like his Neo-Stalinist tyrannical namesake Joseph in pushing the the boundaries of tyranny in the U.S. to get everyone vaccinated.

Already media scumbags, celebrity scumbags and the numerous political scumbags in America were trumpeting that many notions of freedom (as mentioned in the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights) were outdated and antiquated.

Big Brother said so.

And the ghosts of England’s King John and King George III, Germany’s Hitler, Soviet Russia’s Stalin and Communist China’s Mao Tse-tung agreed.

Was the latest mainstream media and AHS narrative in Alberta part of a propaganda effort?

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was brought in for consultation.

Whereas DARPA operatives stared at pictures of goats for hours on end in an effort to develop their psychic powers, Michelangelo chose to stare at pictures like this:

After his lobster tank exploded which doused the members of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit with multiple gallons of water, Michelangelo gave this revelation via teletype (since he could not speak being a lobster):

Seeing as how the ghosts of all of Stalin’s propaganda writers and artists were serving as advisors to many U.S. politicians, mainstream media types and entertainment industry celebrities, who could AHS call upon for propaganda advice?

It turned out that Alberta Health Minister Tyler Chandro had had tea with the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels earlier this year.

So AHS put in a request to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld to once again release the ghost of Joseph Goebbels from Tartarus.

Hades granted their request and Goebbels told AHS the following:

They must get at least 90% of Albertans on their side to demand vaccine passports.

67% of Calgarians, showing that they were dumb enough to believe everything that Big Government, Big Pharma and the mainstream media told them, were already on board.

The trick was to get the rest of the province on board.

And one way was to cancel the surgeries of various people and say the reason the surgeries were cancelled was because there were too many Covid patients in ICUs and the reason there were too many Covid patients in ICUs was because there were too many unvaccinated people in Alberta.

Of course it was all a Big Lie.

But as Goebbels proudly told his audience, you tell a Big Lie often enough and people will believe it.

At that exact moment, Joe Biden was addressing the wilting roses in his White House Rose Garden, “The American people elected me President in a free, fair and honest election. And they elected me to take their freedom away. And so help me, Mephistopheles, I’ll do that.”

Joe Biden’s nose finally stopped growing bigger when he said that last sentence.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 12th
2021.

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Renfield’s Podcast For June 23rd 2021

August 23, 2021 at 10:50 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another Monday night podcast.

He started out by showing a news video clip of U.S. President Joe Biden that was not being shown by the mainstream media.

In the video clip, Biden stood at the podium and said that he had a message that he’d like to give the Taliban.

Biden then started skipping and jumping and doing a little dance.

He broke out in a song that was a paraphrase of an old classic Harry Belafonte song.

Biden singing,

“Hey Mr. Taliban,
You might think that I’m bananas,
Daylight come and I want to go home…”

Biden then slips on a banana peel and falls off the stairs.

“Thank you, President Biden,” Renfield remarked.

Renfield then went on to his next piece.

“The provincial New Democratic Party government of the Canadian province of British Columbia fully embraced the spirit of the Antichrist and the Mark of the Beast system of Revelation Chapter 13 earlier today,” Renfield read the news item, “announcing that it is introducing a vaccine passport system for all sporting events and concerts, all indoor and outdoor dining, and all non-grocery retail stores as well as private home parties.”

A video is then shown of the demons Mephistopheles, Moloch, Baal and Baphomet parachuting into the province of British Columbia as Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who was currently vacationing in the town of Invermere, British Columbia) went into a state of orgasm.

“And here making the announcement we have British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan,” Renfield introduced the next video clip.

The obnoxious face of British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan then appeared on the screen.

Pontificating like he was a flaky West Coast Pope Francis, Horgan said, “If you want to participate fully in the social and economic life of our community, you must be vaccinated.”

A video clip is then shown of Nazi Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler waving his arms wildly and foaming at the mouth as he addressed a 1930s Nuremburg rally.

He speaks and English subtitles are shown on the screen, “If you want to participate fully in the life of our nation, you must be Aryan.”

Renfield then appears again, “By the way speaking of Nuremburg, according to the Nuremburg Code of International Law brought in after the war, there must be absence of coercion in being subject to medical experimentation. A principle currently being violated by every single government in the so-called Western democracies.”

Renfield then quoted Saint Thomas Aquinas in his Summa Theologia on the legitimacy of tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant).

Renfield then called for the assassination of John Horgan.

The British MP then went on to his next news item.

“The following was an actual headline on the Orwellian Ministry of Truth and New World Order Ministry of Propaganda Global News Calgary 6 O’ Clock News tonight,” Renfield read, “A rare new disease has been discovered which is found only in vaccinated people (a video clip shows a woman walking almost like a spider except of course she has only two legs to do it while attempting to walk like a spider) and even though the disease is found only in vaccinated people, health experts say it’s not the vaccination that’s causing it.”

Renfield lets that headline sink in to his audience.

Renfield continued, “I’m reminded of what the great Canadian historical archivist and researcher Jack Morrow said in a recent email about cutting off funding to schools and universities since they only turn out retards these days. Or as the great Malcolm Muggeridge once put it, “Our society has overeducated itself into imbecility.” A virus of extreme stupidity seems to have struck these people that the mainstream media has given the epithet “health experts”. I can only imagine what Sherlock Holmes would have to say to these people. They make actor Nigel Bruce’s portrayal of Dr. Watson in the 1940s Universal Studios Sherlock Holmes films look like a positive genius when compared with these bozos.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 23rd
2021.

Immortal and forever young Vril Society medium Maria Orsic fleeing Nazi Germany towards the end of World War II.
Today she’s joined with vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in battling Vaccinazis.

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Renfield Battles The Vaccinazis of Alberta

August 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As a Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden (he was occasionally possessed by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles in order to give the appearance of sounding logical and coherent) blamed the Afghan Army and the Afghan government for the fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban saying that it definitely wasn’t his (Biden’s) fault, British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew over to the Canadian province of Alberta to do battle with Vaccinazis (those calling for a mandatory vaccine passport) in the province.

Renfield flew over in one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships.

This particular airship was called THE DEATH TO HITLER AND STALIN TOO.

Renfield realized that the United States of America was rapidly turning into a lost cause as far as resisting the new global totalitarian phenomenon of Vaccinazism went.

As most of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. were pretty well Vaccinazis for the most part.

As were much of the brainless mainstream media.

Particularly CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Of course there were a few Republicans who were Vaccinazis as well.

Particularly the aging diaper face wearing girly man Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In addition to soon hoping to convince the state of California to pass laws allowing for marriage between man and goat (it shouldn’t be a problem to pass such a law in California since it was California after all), Schwarzenegger had recently told anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to “screw your freedom”.

“What’s the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s goat?” Amadeus Emanon had recently asked his friend Renfield.

“I’m not sure but it’s probably Freedom,” Renfield answered.

Having arrived in Alberta, Renfield delivered a video into the mailbox of the Vaccinazi inclined President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce.

The video was of a dream that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was called Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator by the citizens of Australia) had recently had.

Michelangelo was able to download any dreams and/or visions he had into a nearby computer.

This dream was about the pro-Vaccinazi President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce who last week had called for Alberta Premier Jason Kenney to implement a mandatory vaccine passport in Alberta.

Kenney had dismissed the idea of a mandatory vaccine passport because he was tired of being called a fat slob Neo-Fascist by an influential Calgary geopolitical analyst and blogger.

In Michelangelo’s dream/vision the President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce was attacked by a pack of rats specially trained by a rat handler named Willard Stiles II.

The rats ate the Calgary Chamber of Commerce President and CEO while the song Ben sung by a young Michael Jackson played on the radio.

When they had finished eating, the leader of the rats whose name was Benjamin thought, “I wonder what my rabbi would have to say about my eating ham?”.

The Mayor of High Prairie, Alberta had likewise called for a mandatory vaccine passport.

Renfield dropped off a video of Michelangelo’s dream/vision for the Mayor in his Municipal Worship’s mailbox.

The dream was of the Mayor being buried alive beneath a prairie outhouse that was the only relief center in the entire district.

Michelangelo had had similar dreams about Nancy Pelosi and the Mayor of San Francisco being buried alive underneath the cracks in San Francisco sidewalks.

Renfield then confronted a physician from Whitehorse Yukon that the local Calgary affiliate of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Global News Canada (a member in good standing of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda aka The Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth) had brought in to get a medical doctor to call for a vaccine passport.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who had been addressing rallies of morons and flunkies for most of the past two weeks) must have been getting his fingernails done and thus was unavailable for the interview.

The silvery white haired woman doctor from Whitehorse Yukon whose name was Dr. Silvery Airhead told Global News Calgary, “People can say they have the right NOT to get vaccinated. Sure that’s fine. You also have the right to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis in this country. But then you don’t have the right to get behind a wheel and drive a car afterwards. When your rights interfere with the lives of others, your rights come to an end. If you refuse to get vaccinated, you shouldn’t have the right to go out in public or socialize with others.”

Renfield picked up the woman airhead doctor and started walking towards a moving lane of traffic, “You know I always wondered what would happen if you threw a person directly in front of a car driven by someone who’s sober and unimpaired.”

Renfield threw the airheaded woman doctor directly in front of a motor vehicle that was travelling safe and legally at the posted speed (The driver it turned out was indeed sober and unimpaired).

As Renfield looked at the mangled body parts attached to the front fender and grill and sprawled like scarlet red coloured Crazy Glue under the front tires, he commented, “I guess what happens is that person dies.”

Renfield then turned to the Global News reporter and camera man and said, “To take Dr. Silvery Airhead’s ludicrously stupid analogy to its logical illogical conclusion, since there’s no way we can guarantee that someone won’t throw or push a person in front of a motor vehicle drven by a sober and unimpaired driver, then we must deny the right to drive to all since such a thing might happen if people drive. To say otherwise is to be selfish and to not think of others.”

After the incident was shown on television a movement emerged among intelligent Canadians to draft Renfield to run for Prime Minister of Canada.

This woman from John Diefenbaker’s town of Prince Albert, Saskatchewan would probably say that Renfield R. Renfield is the natural successor to John George Diefenbaker who was Canada’s greatest Prime Minister of the last 60 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 16th
2021.

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