Facebook Are Total Scumbags Who Should Be Eliminated From The Face of The Earth

February 11, 2022 at 9:04 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Delivering the news that Facebook are total scumbags who should be eliminated from the face of the Earth

“Facebook are total scumbags who should be eliminated from the face of the Earth,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his Friday night podcast.

At Renfield’s right was a very realistic looking effigy of a bloodied decapitated head of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg with an expression of sheer agony and horror on his face.

“This morning a Calgary based geopolitical analyst friend of mine was once again banned from Facebook,” Renfield continued, “His crime? Why a thought crime of course which is the only crimes that the scumbags at YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Google actually prosecute.
He called the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) a contemporary version of the Gestapo. Why did he do this? Because he read a friend’s post on how the OPP were now raiding the homes of people in Ontario who criticize government policy on Facebook. If that isn’t the mark of a totalitarian police state, what is? Benito Mussolini once said that “Fascism is state and corporate power combined.” Ontario has turned its police force into Fascist thugs and when independent courageous writers and artists point this out, they’re immediately targeted by the AIDS infested assholes who run the Big Tech social media giants.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had a vision.

Facebook headquarters at 1 Hacker Way Menlo Park California was being raided by Renfield and his personal British Army brigade of gurkas.

Syphilis infested scumbag Mark Zuckerberg appeared on the top of the Facebook building where a large artificial Christmas tree was being flown in by helicopter.

Renfield and his personal brigade then took turns kicking Zuckerberg in his tiny testicles.

When that fun was finished, a rope was put around Zuckerberg’s neck and he was pulled up to the angel at the top of the Christmas tree.

A small battery operated Satan puppet then appeared on the rooftop.

The angel at the top of the tree then jumped down to battle it.

Causing the rope to fall and then Zuckerberg was hanged from his neck until dead.

The rope was cut down.

The ever heroic Pan Goatee appeared and dragged Zuckerberg’s body to the front of the roof.

He then cut off Zuckerberg’s anguished looking head with his astral laser machete where it promptly fell to the street below.

Renfield then held up a long sheet of computer paper and announced to the world that it had the name of every Facebook comment reviewer and so-called “fact checker” on it.

Each name on that list would be tracked down and found.

That person would then be hung by the neck until dead and then decapitated for serving as “useful idiots” for the cause of Vaccinazism and Coviet Union Communism.

Renfield continued his podcast.

“Ontario’s fat slob Neo-Fascist pig Premier Doug Ford declared a state of emergency in the Canadian province today,” Renfield pointed out, “This no doubt is what gave the Fascist pig officers of the OPP the right to knock down doors of people who had criticized government policy on Facebook.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had another vision.

He saw the Greek centaur Chiron’s army of gnomes and leprechauns seizing all those OPP officers who had co-operated with the Fascist-Communist Great Reset.

They were taken to town squares where they were strung up and hanged by the neck until dead much to the cheers of loud crowds who had gathered to see the scumbags’ hangings.

Ontario’s fat slob Neo-Fascist pig Premier Doug Ford was then personally taken by Renfield to a tree in front of the Ontario Provincial Parliament Building where he was hanged by the neck until dead.

A group of truckers then approached carrying baseball bats.

They used the bats to whack around Ford’s dead body as if it were a Mexican pinata.

Which is appropriate since according to Mexican Franciscan tradition, a pinata represents Satan.

And Satan had no more devoted servant in Ontario in these years of the Great Reset Covid plandemic than Ontario’s fat slob Neo-Fascist pig Premier Doug Ford.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 11th
2022.

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A Fat Slob Neo-Fascist Tyrant Gets Stuck In His Bathtub On New Year’s Day

January 2, 2022 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Mommy, can I have a bath tonight and go play with my pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs again?” A fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant asked his overdomineering and overbearing mother.

“No, you’ve been playing with Mr. Nubbs in the bathtub much too often lately,” his overbearing mother replied.

“It’s a good thing that this mother and son duo don’t own a motel,” the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock remarked as he observed the scene, “Beautiful young women would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms.”

“I think it’s much more likely that pretty young men would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms,” the ghost of Liberace commented as he stood doing his impersonation of a teacup.

Mrs. Kenney went upstairs to watch her favourite television show.

Her son Jason Kenney the fat slob Neo-Fascist Premier of Alberta finished his bowl of homemade bat soup and then put down the biography of the late FBI director J. Edgar Hoover that he had been reading.

He felt a sort of kinship and bond with J. Edgar Hoover for whatever reason.

“Jason, put out the lights downstairs when you’re going to bed,” his mother shouted from upstairs.

“Yes, Mommy,” Jason answered.

As Jason walked by his mother’s bedroom, he could hear her snoring.

He quickly grabbed his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs and his radio and went into the bathroom.

He went into the bathtub.

The radio had a news bulletin about Calgary Pastor Arthur Pawlowski and his brother David Pawlowski taking part in a protest against Vaccinazi vaccine mandates in Alberta at the house of Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Health Minister Jason Copping.

Kenney got so angry at the announcement he dropped his rubber ducky and reached for his pink smart phone and called the local SS Gestapo Chief in Calgary to do something.

When he reached for his rubber ducky again, he found he was stuck in the bathtub.

The Neo-Fascist tyrant reached for his smart phone and dialed 911 for help as well as the number of a crane and a tractor trailor towing company.

“Damn,” Kenney thought to himself.

His mother would realize that he took a bath with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs without her permission.

. . .

Here’s the latest statistics from Germany on who’s got the Omicron variant:

In Germany, 70.53% of the population are fully vaxxed, 2.97% are partially vaxxed and 26.5% of the population are unvaxxed.

The unvaxxed have 186 cases of Omicron out of 26.5% of the population.

The fully vaxxed have 4020 cases out of 70.53% of the population.

So the vaxxed Omicron case incidence is 57.0% of the population.

And the unvaxxed Omicron case incidence is 7.02% of the population.

So the vaccinated have an 87.7% lower immune response than the unvaccinated have to Omicron.

This means that the average German is down to the last 12.3% of his or her immune system for fighting certain classes of viruses and certain cancers.

Reducing the world’s population to 500 million as commanded on the Georgia Guidestones is well on its way in Germany.

“Ja,” Hitler’s ghost commented, “Zis is what they get for losing the war. It’s their fault that Germany lost the war. It wasn’t my fault. I was Der Fuhrer. Fuhrers are never to blame for anything.”

“Did I mention the war?” A holographic image of John Cleese as Basil Fawlty asked the question.

Meanwhile tyrannical politicians and deranged medical bureaucrats in the former Western democracies (which are now Vaccinazi regimes paving the way for the Antichrist New World Order) continued to insist that everyone be vaccinated.

. . .

In the City of Calgary, Calgary’s Freemasonic Fascist Police Chief Mark Neufeld had a Peking Duck Cream Pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

Members of the Police Service who ran the City Checkstop program (and who had spent the day drinking Harvey Wallbangers) claimed that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thrown the Peking Duck Cream Pie at Fascist Neufeld.

The ghost of Gestapo head Heinrich Muller told Neufeld, “I’d give you a towel but I don’t have one.”

In all the commotion, Neufeld had lost his Swastika lapel pin and his SS Death’s Head insignia pin.

“Shit,” Neufeld commented as his underwear did an impersonation of Joe Biden meeting the Pope.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on the phone with Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh.

“Happy New Year, Miranda,” was Renfield’s greeting.

“Happy New Year, Renfield,” Miranda answered.

“So, what news do you bring?” Renfield moved his toy angels towards his toy shepherds in his Nativity scene.

“Apparently the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit did capture on video the scene of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney getting stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs while his mother was screaming, “What a bad boy you are. Just wait until you get out of that bathtub. Just wait until I get my hands on you. You won’t be able to sit down the entire weekend of the next United Conservative Party leadership review.” And Kenny snivelled, “Please don’t spank me, Mommy. I promise to be good in the future.” as he burst into tears,” Miranda pointed out.

“Good, let’s see what happens if we threaten to release it,” Renfield smiled.

An hour later, Calgary Pastor Art Pawlowski and his brother David were released from jail.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 2nd
2021.

Carmen the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit spy in the Canadian province of Alberta heard the screams of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney after he got stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubby ducky Mr. Nubbs.

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Davos To Be Held In Season of Baseball and Pretzels and Beer Rather Than Season of Skiing and Snowflakes and Brandy

December 20, 2021 at 9:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was sitting at his office desk putting orange marmalade on his crumpets and drinking a cup of Earl Grey tea.

Johnson opened up a Christmas card and read the message.

“Thank you so much for doing your best to cancel Christmas this year.”

It was signed The Grinch.

“I never knew how much the Grinch’s smile resembled Joe Biden’s,” Johnson mused aloud.

The heads of MI-5 and MI-6 soon joined Johnson.

“Mr. Johnson,” the MI-6 head explained, “The Davos World Economic Forum for next month has been cancelled and postponed until next summer.”

“Due to Omicron no doubt,” Johnson read statistics that showed vaccinated people were most in danger of getting the Omicron variant.

Johnson set the page of statistics aflame and dropped them in the wastepaper basket where an aide dumped water on it.

“That is the official explanation,” the head of MI-5 answered, “But the real reason is that a Member of the British Parliament had planned for an elaborate commando raid on the Davos World Economic Forum next month, take all those assembled hostage and then take them out and have them shot by firing squad.”

“Would that be Renfield R. Renfield?” Johnson asked.

“You got it,” both men nodded.

. . .

Joe Biden was sitting in his Oval Office reading the report on the Renfield Plan and the real reason for the cancellation of the Davos World Economic Forum next month.

He then dropped a load in his pants.

Biden pushed a button on his desk and spoke into the intercom, “Psaki, come wipe me.”

Psaki’s voice could be heard, “But I don’t have a towel.”

“That’s even better,” Biden grinned lecherously, “Come lick me then.”

. . .

Fazbach Reviewer was a Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI agent who had managed to weasel his way to the upper echelons of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Reviewer had entered the Unit back in March 2013 shortly after the Commie fag Jesuit Jorge Mario Bergoglio had been elected Pope.

He had done so on the orders of U.S. President Barack Obama who considered Set and his Chief of Security Renfield R. Renfield a threat to his Prince Hall Freemasonic overlords Osiris and Horus.

Today Fazbach Reviewer stood on top of the tower of Big Ben, his buns had just been tomatoed by dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes to a burning crisp and his hands were in a pair of forward looking handcuffs.

“Well,” Renfield pulled out a pair of pliers, “I’ve got five good reasons why I’m going to pull out your fingernails on this hand one at a time.”

Renfield went through his reasons 1 to 4.

The Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI agent screamed (in earth shattering screams each time) as Renfield went through his reasons and another bloodied fingernail fell into the snow.

“And lastly,” Renfield grinned as he held up the fingernail of the pinky finger on Fazbach Reviewer’s left hand, “I’ve got 5 more reasons.”

The man’s screams surpassed the sounds of Big Ben chiming as the Westminster clocktower bell mysteriously started chiming despite being under repairs.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 20th
2021.

Woman On V-E Day May 8th 1945

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Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Gives Advice To AHS Alberta Health Services

September 12, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit was examining mainstream news media stories from the Canadian province of Alberta.

For the past week, the mainstream news media in Alberta had been running all sorts of horror stories about various patients (suffering from cancer and many other serious ailments) getting their surgeries cancelled because there were not enough intensive care beds for them to go to after their surgeries because, so AHS (Alberta Health Services) and the mainstream news media claimed, there were too many Covid patients in the ICUs (Intensive Care Units).

The thing was the number of Covid cases in the Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was almost the same as in the province of Alberta.

Yet surgeries for non-Covid patients weren’t being cancelled in either Ontario or Quebec.

The major difference between Alberta and the Central Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was that Ontario and Quebec had provincially mandated vaccine passports and Alberta did not.

Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond said Alberta needed vaccine passports.

Vast numbers of Albertans, brainwashed by the brainless mainstream media’s Neo-Bolshevik propaganda and hysteria, agreed.

But so far Alberta Premier Jason Kenney had said no.

Because he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by a Calgary based geopolitical analyst and his extremely tall pet bunny rabbit.

Therefore major pressure must be brought to bear.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist strategists in AHS (Alberta Health Services) who answered to their globalist New World Order overlords knew that their worldly overlords and otherworldly principalities and powers wanted everyone on the planet vaccinated (currently doubly vaccinated but at future dates triply vaccinated and quadruply vaccinated and so on and so forth until the final Antichrist Mark of the Beast was brought out as prophesied in the Book of Revelation 13: 16-17).

This was why Joe Biden in the U.S. was acting like his Neo-Stalinist tyrannical namesake Joseph in pushing the the boundaries of tyranny in the U.S. to get everyone vaccinated.

Already media scumbags, celebrity scumbags and the numerous political scumbags in America were trumpeting that many notions of freedom (as mentioned in the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights) were outdated and antiquated.

Big Brother said so.

And the ghosts of England’s King John and King George III, Germany’s Hitler, Soviet Russia’s Stalin and Communist China’s Mao Tse-tung agreed.

Was the latest mainstream media and AHS narrative in Alberta part of a propaganda effort?

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was brought in for consultation.

Whereas DARPA operatives stared at pictures of goats for hours on end in an effort to develop their psychic powers, Michelangelo chose to stare at pictures like this:

After his lobster tank exploded which doused the members of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit with multiple gallons of water, Michelangelo gave this revelation via teletype (since he could not speak being a lobster):

Seeing as how the ghosts of all of Stalin’s propaganda writers and artists were serving as advisors to many U.S. politicians, mainstream media types and entertainment industry celebrities, who could AHS call upon for propaganda advice?

It turned out that Alberta Health Minister Tyler Chandro had had tea with the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels earlier this year.

So AHS put in a request to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld to once again release the ghost of Joseph Goebbels from Tartarus.

Hades granted their request and Goebbels told AHS the following:

They must get at least 90% of Albertans on their side to demand vaccine passports.

67% of Calgarians, showing that they were dumb enough to believe everything that Big Government, Big Pharma and the mainstream media told them, were already on board.

The trick was to get the rest of the province on board.

And one way was to cancel the surgeries of various people and say the reason the surgeries were cancelled was because there were too many Covid patients in ICUs and the reason there were too many Covid patients in ICUs was because there were too many unvaccinated people in Alberta.

Of course it was all a Big Lie.

But as Goebbels proudly told his audience, you tell a Big Lie often enough and people will believe it.

At that exact moment, Joe Biden was addressing the wilting roses in his White House Rose Garden, “The American people elected me President in a free, fair and honest election. And they elected me to take their freedom away. And so help me, Mephistopheles, I’ll do that.”

Joe Biden’s nose finally stopped growing bigger when he said that last sentence.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 12th
2021.

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Renfield’s Podcast For August 23rd 2021

August 23, 2021 at 10:50 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another Monday night podcast.

He started out by showing a news video clip of U.S. President Joe Biden that was not being shown by the mainstream media.

In the video clip, Biden stood at the podium and said that he had a message that he’d like to give the Taliban.

Biden then started skipping and jumping and doing a little dance.

He broke out in a song that was a paraphrase of an old classic Harry Belafonte song.

Biden singing,

“Hey Mr. Taliban,
You might think that I’m bananas,
Daylight come and I want to go home…”

Biden then slips on a banana peel and falls off the stairs.

“Thank you, President Biden,” Renfield remarked.

Renfield then went on to his next piece.

“The provincial New Democratic Party government of the Canadian province of British Columbia fully embraced the spirit of the Antichrist and the Mark of the Beast system of Revelation Chapter 13 earlier today,” Renfield read the news item, “announcing that it is introducing a vaccine passport system for all sporting events and concerts, all indoor and outdoor dining, and all non-grocery retail stores as well as private home parties.”

A video is then shown of the demons Mephistopheles, Moloch, Baal and Baphomet parachuting into the province of British Columbia as Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who was currently vacationing in the town of Invermere, British Columbia) went into a state of orgasm.

“And here making the announcement we have British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan,” Renfield introduced the next video clip.

The obnoxious face of British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan then appeared on the screen.

Pontificating like he was a flaky West Coast Pope Francis, Horgan said, “If you want to participate fully in the social and economic life of our community, you must be vaccinated.”

A video clip is then shown of Nazi Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler waving his arms wildly and foaming at the mouth as he addressed a 1930s Nuremburg rally.

He speaks and English subtitles are shown on the screen, “If you want to participate fully in the life of our nation, you must be Aryan.”

Renfield then appears again, “By the way speaking of Nuremburg, according to the Nuremburg Code of International Law brought in after the war, there must be absence of coercion in being subject to medical experimentation. A principle currently being violated by every single government in the so-called Western democracies.”

Renfield then quoted Saint Thomas Aquinas in his Summa Theologia on the legitimacy of tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant).

Renfield then called for the assassination of John Horgan.

The British MP then went on to his next news item.

“The following was an actual headline on the Orwellian Ministry of Truth and New World Order Ministry of Propaganda Global News Calgary 6 O’ Clock News tonight,” Renfield read, “A rare new disease has been discovered which is found only in vaccinated people (a video clip shows a woman walking almost like a spider except of course she has only two legs to do it while attempting to walk like a spider) and even though the disease is found only in vaccinated people, health experts say it’s not the vaccination that’s causing it.”

Renfield lets that headline sink in to his audience.

Renfield continued, “I’m reminded of what the great Canadian historical archivist and researcher Jack Morrow said in a recent email about cutting off funding to schools and universities since they only turn out retards these days. Or as the great Malcolm Muggeridge once put it, “Our society has overeducated itself into imbecility.” A virus of extreme stupidity seems to have struck these people that the mainstream media has given the epithet “health experts”. I can only imagine what Sherlock Holmes would have to say to these people. They make actor Nigel Bruce’s portrayal of Dr. Watson in the 1940s Universal Studios Sherlock Holmes films look like a positive genius when compared with these bozos.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 23rd
2021.

Immortal and forever young Vril Society medium Maria Orsic fleeing Nazi Germany towards the end of World War II.
Today she’s joined with vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in battling Vaccinazis.

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Renfield Battles The Vaccinazis of Alberta

August 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As a Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden (he was occasionally possessed by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles in order to give the appearance of sounding logical and coherent) blamed the Afghan Army and the Afghan government for the fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban saying that it definitely wasn’t his (Biden’s) fault, British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew over to the Canadian province of Alberta to do battle with Vaccinazis (those calling for a mandatory vaccine passport) in the province.

Renfield flew over in one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships.

This particular airship was called THE DEATH TO HITLER AND STALIN TOO.

Renfield realized that the United States of America was rapidly turning into a lost cause as far as resisting the new global totalitarian phenomenon of Vaccinazism went.

As most of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. were pretty well Vaccinazis for the most part.

As were much of the brainless mainstream media.

Particularly CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Of course there were a few Republicans who were Vaccinazis as well.

Particularly the aging diaper face wearing girly man Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In addition to soon hoping to convince the state of California to pass laws allowing for marriage between man and goat (it shouldn’t be a problem to pass such a law in California since it was California after all), Schwarzenegger had recently told anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to “screw your freedom”.

“What’s the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s goat?” Amadeus Emanon had recently asked his friend Renfield.

“I’m not sure but it’s probably Freedom,” Renfield answered.

Having arrived in Alberta, Renfield delivered a video into the mailbox of the Vaccinazi inclined President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce.

The video was of a dream that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was called Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator by the citizens of Australia) had recently had.

Michelangelo was able to download any dreams and/or visions he had into a nearby computer.

This dream was about the pro-Vaccinazi President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce who last week had called for Alberta Premier Jason Kenney to implement a mandatory vaccine passport in Alberta.

Kenney had dismissed the idea of a mandatory vaccine passport because he was tired of being called a fat slob Neo-Fascist by an influential Calgary geopolitical analyst and blogger.

In Michelangelo’s dream/vision the President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce was attacked by a pack of rats specially trained by a rat handler named Willard Stiles II.

The rats ate the Calgary Chamber of Commerce President and CEO while the song Ben sung by a young Michael Jackson played on the radio.

When they had finished eating, the leader of the rats whose name was Benjamin thought, “I wonder what my rabbi would have to say about my eating ham?”.

The Mayor of High Prairie, Alberta had likewise called for a mandatory vaccine passport.

Renfield dropped off a video of Michelangelo’s dream/vision for the Mayor in his Municipal Worship’s mailbox.

The dream was of the Mayor being buried alive beneath a prairie outhouse that was the only relief center in the entire district.

Michelangelo had had similar dreams about Nancy Pelosi and the Mayor of San Francisco being buried alive underneath the cracks in San Francisco sidewalks.

Renfield then confronted a physician from Whitehorse Yukon that the local Calgary affiliate of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Global News Canada (a member in good standing of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda aka The Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth) had brought in to get a medical doctor to call for a vaccine passport.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who had been addressing rallies of morons and flunkies for most of the past two weeks) must have been getting his fingernails done and thus was unavailable for the interview.

The silvery white haired woman doctor from Whitehorse Yukon whose name was Dr. Silvery Airhead told Global News Calgary, “People can say they have the right NOT to get vaccinated. Sure that’s fine. You also have the right to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis in this country. But then you don’t have the right to get behind a wheel and drive a car afterwards. When your rights interfere with the lives of others, your rights come to an end. If you refuse to get vaccinated, you shouldn’t have the right to go out in public or socialize with others.”

Renfield picked up the woman airhead doctor and started walking towards a moving lane of traffic, “You know I always wondered what would happen if you threw a person directly in front of a car driven by someone who’s sober and unimpaired.”

Renfield threw the airheaded woman doctor directly in front of a motor vehicle that was travelling safe and legally at the posted speed (The driver it turned out was indeed sober and unimpaired).

As Renfield looked at the mangled body parts attached to the front fender and grill and sprawled like scarlet red coloured Crazy Glue under the front tires, he commented, “I guess what happens is that person dies.”

Renfield then turned to the Global News reporter and camera man and said, “To take Dr. Silvery Airhead’s ludicrously stupid analogy to its logical illogical conclusion, since there’s no way we can guarantee that someone won’t throw or push a person in front of a motor vehicle drven by a sober and unimpaired driver, then we must deny the right to drive to all since such a thing might happen if people drive. To say otherwise is to be selfish and to not think of others.”

After the incident was shown on television a movement emerged among intelligent Canadians to draft Renfield to run for Prime Minister of Canada.

This woman from John Diefenbaker’s town of Prince Albert, Saskatchewan would probably say that Renfield R. Renfield is the natural successor to John George Diefenbaker who was Canada’s greatest Prime Minister of the last 60 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 16th
2021.

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