A Thanksgiving Tale of Two Turkeys

November 26, 2020 at 11:37 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, Life, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“It’s a known historical fact that those who call for unity are generally the same people who are standing on the wrong side of any given issue.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

“I call on all Americans to put aside their differences and come together in unity,” Joe Biden blathered in his Thanksgiving Day message before then urging Americans to celebrate Thanksgiving by NOT celebrating it.


The good old days when turkeys were either beheaded, pardoned, eaten, or taken for a walk by a beautiful woman and not declared President-elect of the United States of America by the AP Associated Press to which the Western world mainstream Marxist media will assent and various idiotic world leaders including the Instagram bikini girl liking gay wilting flower “Pope” Francis will offer congratulations by phone.

-A Thanksgiving Day observation
written by Christopher
Thursday, November 26th
2020.

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Buckley’s Ghost

November 24, 2020 at 11:50 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Today would have been William F. Buckley Jr.’s 95th birthday if he had still been alive (Buckley having been born on November 24th 1925).

As such he had been given a couple of days of dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades.

Today he was once again joining famed British interviewer David Frost for an interview.

“Now yesterday,” Frost noted, “You were talking about how Pope Francis was meeting with ‘woke’ NBA athletes and officials at the Vatican. Anything to add to that?”.

“Yes,” Buckley held two ghostly fingers against his ghostly chin in a thoughtful pose, “I noticed neither the Pope nor those he was meeting with were practicing social distancing nor wearing masks which I understand is all the current rage among global Marxist elitists these days. Although they seemed to spend more time urging the plebs to do it rather than practicing it themselves. As can be seen from this photo of Francis and the ‘woke’ NBA athletes and officials.”

“Didn’t Francis in his new book Let Us Dream in which he outlines his dystopian Marxist totalitarian nightmare vision for the future,” Frost pointed out, “Didn’t he lambast people for protesting the wearing of masks even though he rarely wears masks himself?”.

“He did,” Buckley’s ghost nodded and smiled, “Hypocrite, thy name is Francis.”

“Didn’t he also get after people for not protesting the lack of clean drinking water in various villages across the planet?” Frost inquired.

“He did,” Buckley put his ghostly arms behind his ghostly head and leaned back to answer the question, “Only a Communist would be stupid enough to think that protesting the lack of clean drinking water in various villages will help alleviate the problem. The pragmatist’s approach to resolving this issue would be to actually build clean drinking water pumps and facilities in those villages.”

“I understand there was another meeting held at the Vatican yesterday besides Francis meeting the ‘woke’ NBA players and officials?” Frost chewed on the ghostly eraser at the end of his ghostly pencil.

“There was,” Buckley’s ghost nodded, “There was a meeting between the PRC (People’s Republic of China) Ministry of Agriculture and the Vatican Secretariat of State to discuss the topic of Agriculture and Starvation.”

“Agriculture and starvation?” Frost’s ghost raised a ghostly eyebrow.

“Yes,” Buckley stretched his arms, “The subjects of agriculture and starvation are two subjects that seem to be dear to the Communist mind. In Stalinist Soviet Ukraine of 1932-33, the Communists showed their lack of expertise in agriculture (leaving that to the kulaks) but showed themselves masters of starvation (stealing food from the kulaks at the point of bayonet and gun). In Maoist China in the 1950s, they again showed their lack of expertise in agriculture (leaving that to the rural peasants) but showed themselves masters of starvation (stealing food from the rural peasants at the point of bayonet and gun). And the whole thing seems to have been repeated ad nauseum in various Communist states across the world.”

“So it’s actually a scary thing that the Communist Vatican and the Communist regime in Beijing,” Frost’s ghost bit off the ghostly eraser from the ghostly pencil with his ghostly teeth, “are meeting to discuss agriculture and starvation just as the world stands on the brink of a global Great Reset Marxist-Leninist New World Order?”.

“Indeed food plants and distribution businesses being shut down as a result of technocratic “health experts” with massive messianic complexes and power filled ego trips in this time of Covid,” Buckley’s ghost leaned forward in his ghostly chair, “shall lead to massive starvation in many countries next year but that’s something all those yacking about the Great Reset are not talking about.”

Meanwhile as AP Associated Press declared “President-elect” Joe Biden announced his gay and merry band of Communists who would serve in his cabinet, the ghosts of Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee (now all allies in the wake of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist threat to America) sailed in a ghostly battleship up the Potomac River.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 24th
2020.

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Demon Moloch Addresses His Disciples In BBC Newsroom

November 18, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Rebel News Canada one of the few independent and non-Marxist news media outlets in Canada visited the office building home of Dominion Voting (the vote tabulation company whose vote tabulation machines in key battleground states suddenly flipped thousands and thousands and thousands of votes from Donald Trump to Joe Biden at the last minute on election night Tuesday November 3rd) at 215 Spadina Avenue in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

They were shocked to discover that Dominion Voting actually shares an office floor with the Tides Foundation.

Tides which recently changed its name to Make Way is an extreme left eco-radical charity that is financed by George Soros.

When the Rebel News camera crew were inside the Dominion Voting Building at 215 Spadina Avenue in Toronto, they were removed from the building by the building manager.

Before they were removed by the building manager for committing the heinous offense of journalism (a heinous offense that the mainstream Marxist media has never been guilty of the past 20 years) they discovered that Tides and Dominion had requested the building manager remove all signage and references to their shared building occupancy.

Rebel News in its investigation had discovered documents that Dominion Voting had donated almost $50,000 to Hillary Clinton’s personal foundation.

Of course only independent news media outlets such as Rebel News would bother investigating and reporting on this.

For the mainstream Marxist media news outlets believe in lies and not the truth.

. . .

Ghost of Joseph Stalin: “My spirit has effectively taken over the BBC (which now stands for British Bolshevik Corporation).

My former ally and erstwhile enemy Winnie (Winston Churchill) must be spinning in his grave.

They the BBC have definitely become the Ministry of Truth of Orwell’s 1984.”

As Stalin enjoyed himself pontificating while sitting at the desk of the late BBC comedian Jimmy Savile, the demon Moloch was standing (maskless of course since he was a global overlord of the plant) in the middle of the BBC newsroom giving a pep talk to his many disciples among the reporters and news editors of BBC World News.

Moloch (injesting a plateload of human babies): Thank you for your splendid efforts on my behalf and on behalf of my many allies.
As you know the British public and the public of the world are gullible sheep.
They think an organization which knew about and did nothing and in many cases covered up for BBC actors and stars who were guilty of rape, pedophilia and necrophilia, they think an organization such as this is actually going to tell the truth about Covid-19 and also tell the truth about who actually won the U.S. Presidential election.

Moloch then starts to cackle and laugh uproariously.

His disciples among the reporters and news editors of BBC news, soon join in on the demonic and satanic laughter and cackling, sounding equally demonic and satanic in their cackling and laughter.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield reading the news on his own independent non-Marxist news podcast:

The Vatican is turning its Social Media Department of Pope Francis Instagram, Twitter and Facebook Account Staff writers upside down in an effort to find the heterosexual male in the department who dared to Like in Francis’ name a female lingerie model on Instagram.

Such things are Verboten in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

You can like a Burt Reynolds Cosmopolitan Centrefold picture but not a photo of a female lingerie model.


Natalia Garibotto, 27, the Brazilian lingerie model whose Instagram photo of her wearing a tartan schoolgirl skirt, stockings and suspenders was apparently “liked” by Pope Francis on his Instagram account.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 18th
2020.

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Renfield Comments On Vatican’s Supposed Release of The McCarrick Report

November 9, 2020 at 11:36 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , )

“The cheating and fraud in this most recent U.S. Presidential election had its foreshadowing in the rigged Vatican conclave of March 2013 when Cardinal Theodore McCarrick and his allies in the St. Gallen Mafia threw out the rules of previous Vatican Conclaves and then proceeded to elect the Argentine Communist Jorge Mario Bergoglio as Pope.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So,” Amadeus ate his potato salad, “I hear the Vatican is finally releasing the McCarrick Report tomorrow.”

The McCarrick Report was supposed to be the final report of the Vatican investigation into Cardinal Theodore McCarrick a man who was both a Communist and a predatory homosexual who raped numerous altar boys and young seminarians over the years and covered it up.

McCarrick was also the man who negotiated the accord between the Vatican and Communist China (an accord that the Vatican just renewed last month).

In that accord, the Vatican sold out the underground Church in China to the Chinese Communist Party regime.

“Do you think the Vatican will release an honest report on the whole McCarrick shenanigans?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

“To think that Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis is going to release an honest report on the McCarrick Affair is like expecting Al Capone to have released an honest report on the 1929 Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre,” Renfield replied.

The report would probably say John Paul II and Benedict XVI were primarily responsible for McCarrick while Francis only bore minimal responsibility.

The truth was John Paul II had extremely bad judgement in individuals and so of course naturally gave McCarrick the benefit of a doubt just as John Paul was good friends with Marcial Maciel the founder of the Legionaries of Christ (a man who raped at least 60 children).

Benedict XVI on the other hand asked McCarrick to resign as Archbishop of Washington DC in 2006 and in 2010 placed severe restrictions on McCarrick’s movements and public ministry not allowing McCarrick to travel beyond the place where he was living and forbade him from saying Mass in public.

That changed in 2013 after Francis became Pope.

Bergoglio lifted the restrictions on McCarrick and appointed him envoy to the People’s Republic of China to negotiate the Vatican-China Accord.

In the summer of 2018, Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano publicly accused Pope Francis of covering up for all the crimes McCarrick had carried out over the years.

Francis was finally forced to laicize McCarrick (strip him of all priestly ministry) in February 2019.

The report probably would not mention the item to be found in the KGB Archives that McCarrick as a young man with known homosexual tendencies (and therefore could be susceptible to Soviet blackmail in that time period) but Communist sympathies had been recruited by the Soviet NKVD (predecessor of the KGB) in 1950 at St. Gallen Switzerland to infiltrate the Catholic Church as a seminarian and become a priest where he would serve as a Soviet sleeper agent.

Of course McCarrick as a Soviet agent did more than sleep.

It was one massive gay sex orgy where McCarrick went after young men and boys.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 9th
2020.

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The Unholy Wilton Says: “Uncle Ted” Wasn’t A Pervert Around Here

October 30, 2020 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

During an interview with a Washington DC local ABC news affiliate, Archbishop Wilton Gregory of Washington DC who is a Pope Francis appointed Cardinal designate told reporter Victoria Sanchez that “Uncle Ted” (the name members of the homosexual American Catholic episcopal cabal gave to Theodore McCarrick the Communist predatory homosexual Cardinal that Pope Francis was forced to laicize back in February 2019 when news of his crimes and misdemanors with altar boys and young seminarians had become all too apparent) was not a pervert when he was in Washington DC. He was a pervert when he served as an auxiliary bishop in New York from 1977 to 1981, he was a pervert when he served as Bishop of Metuchen in New Jersey from 1981 to 1986 and he was a pervert when he served as Archbishop of Newark, New Jersey from 1986 to 2000 but Wilton was absolutely positive that McCarrick was not a pervert when he served as Archbishop of Washington DC from 2000 to 2006.

No doubt by the standards of the DC swamp of which Joe Biden was a part of for 47 years, McCarrick’s personal inclinations might not be considered so perverted by typical Washington DC standards.

When the Zoom interview was over, Archbishop Wilton Gregory left his house where an invisible entity threw a cream pie in his face.

A pollster for one of the mainstream Marxist news media TV outlets who was supposed to be phoning voters to ask who they were voting for was instead sitting in his automobile drinking Harvey Wallbanger cocktails by the bucketload.

As long as he told his editors that the polls seemed to indicate Biden was way ahead of Trump, his editors would be happy.

He saw nothing wrong with making up numbers.

Every other pollster he knew did it anyways.

How did everyone think they so badly blew calling the 2016 election 4 years ago?

The thought of that witch Hillary becoming President had driven most of them to drink.

Either that or start using crack cocaine.

Of which Hunter Biden had a head start on them by several years.

Anyways the pollster was pretty sure that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears had thrown the cream pie in Archbishop Wilton Gregory’s face.

. . .

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again in his greenhouse in Ottawa.

He was once again standing in front of his marijuana cannabis pot smoking antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror that he had named Magical Mystery Tour.

The mirror itself was possessed by Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors.

As he always did on these occasions when he stood in front of this mirror, he was once again administering blackface to himself using a make-up brush and a can of black shoe polish.

He reflected sadly on how Al Jolson minstrel show wannabes such as himself weren’t as fortunate as members of the LGBTQ2S+ plus community.

They had to remain in the closet.

Or in his case the greenhouse.

“Life is so unfair,” Justin wiped away a tear to prevent his blackface from being smudged, “If people can say they were born in the wrong gender, why can’t they say they were born in the wrong race?”.

Justin looked over at the TV screen on his personal TV in the greenhouse.

He noticed news video footage of Archbishop Wilton Gregory of Washington DC after he had just been hit in the face with a cream pie.

“It’s Archbishop Wilton Gregory of Washington DC the new Pope Francis Cardinalate appointee who will become the first African-American Cardinal when he’s elevated at next month’s papal consistory at the Vatican,” Justin looked surprised, “and (gasp!), he’s wearing whiteface.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 30th
2020.

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Mulan Goes Bad and The Unholy Wilton

October 25, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting another one of his podcasts.

Renfield: Pope Francis has named Wilton Daniel Gregory the Archbishop of Washington DC to the Vatican College of Cardinals.

It’s about time that an African-American was named to the College of Cardinals.

It’s just rather unfortunate that the first to be named is Wilton Daniel Gregory Archbishop of Washington DC.

For Archbishop Gregory is part of a homosexual cabal of bishops in the American Catholic Church that includes Blase Cardinal Cupich the Archbishop of Chicago, Joseph Cardinal Tobin the Archbishop of Newark New Jersey and Donald Cardinal Wuerl the former Archbishop of Washington DC.

All of these men are associates of the now laicized Theodore Cardinal McCarrick the man who when he was a Vatican Cardinal negotiated the infamous Vatican-Communist China Agreement that has just been renewed for another two years this past October 22nd.

McCarrick is both a former Archbishop of Newark New Jersey (where he served from 1986 to 2000) and former Archbishop of Washington DC (where he served from 2001 to 2006).

McCarrick was a predatory Communist homosexual who used to rape altar boys and young seminarians in his leisure time.

As a young man he was recruited by the Soviets in 1950 and asked to infiltrate the Catholic Church.

He entered seminary in St. Gallen Switzerland in that same year.

It was that experience which coined the term “St. Gallen Mafia” that group of Vatican Cardinals headed by Theodore McCarrick which spearheaded the successful effort to get Jorge Mario Cardinal Bergoglio (the then Archbishop of Buenos Aires Argentina) elected Pope during that infamous Vatican Conclave of March 2013.

Back in 2002 Wilton Daniel Gregory the then bishop of Belleville Illinois promised along with Theodore Cardinal McCarrick the then Archbishop of Washington DC to root out pedophile clergy in the American Catholic Church.

Of course McCarrick was a major part of the problem himself.

While there is no evidence to suggest that Wilton Daniel Gregory himself personally sexually assaulted altar boys or young seminarians, he did, as Archbishop of Atlanta Georgia from 2005 to 2019, move gay pedophile priest from parish to parish instead of immediately removing them from active ministry.

And now the said Archbishop Wilton Daniel Gregory has been named a Vatican Cardinal by Pope Francis.

That makes me want to puke my guts out as one of the announcers on Monty Python’s Flying Circus used to say.

And speaking of making one want to puke one’s guts out, more revelations from the Hunter Biden sex videos on Hunter Biden’s laptop that the mainstream Marxist media in North America continues to ignore knowing that it might damage the electoral chances of senility prone and Communist stooge Joe Biden.

Some of the videos show that Liu Yifei the actress who plays Mulan in the 2020 Disney live action film acted as the facilitator (the role Ghislaine Maxwell used to play for Jeffrey Epstein) for Hunter Biden when he sexually assaulted Chinese girls under the age of 10 in the videos that were filmed over in the People’s Republic of China.

I was planning to go see Mulan when it finally opens in theatres.

But now no more.

As I would spend my time puking my guts out every time I saw Hunter Biden’s female facilitator on the screen.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 25th
2020.

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Pope Francis Kisses Al-Azhar Mosque Imam On Lips, Sheik Ahmed al-Tayeb Calls On French Government To Behead Mohammed Blasphemers In Future

October 23, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Yesterday as part of the Vatican Papal Peace Summit 2020, Pope Francis met with Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Cairo Egypt’s Al-Azhar Mosque and University.

Upon meeting one another, the two kissed one another passionately on the lips.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield suggested that this might mark the beginnings of an interfaith gay civil union between Pope and Grand Imam in a ceremony that might be presided over by the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Dalai Lama and the head of the Satanic Temple USA.

Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar Mosque was the man who signed the Document On Human Fraternity For World Peace and Living Together better known as the Abu Dhabi Declaration with Pope Francis back on February 4th 2019 in the city of Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates.

Following his penchant for promoting world peace, human fraternity and living together, Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb said at the Vatican Papal Peace Summit that while he disapproved of the Islamist terrorist beheading of French schoolteacher Samuel Paty last week for having shown blasphemous cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed to his students in a class on free speech, he noted that it would not have happened if the French government had beheaded Mr. Paty for blasphemy instead.

The grand imam urged the adoption of a global law against Islamophobia so that it should no longer be the “duty” of terrorists to behead unpopular people but rather the Islamophile governments of the world should do it directly.

Asked to comment on the Grand Imam’s remarks, Mr. Renfield said “That this is proof positive that one can’t be a satirist anymore.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 23rd
2020.

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Render Unto Pachamama The Things That Are Pachamama’s

October 19, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the news on behalf of a BBC news announcer who had come down with a severe bullet wound after being shot by the husband of the woman he had slept with last night.

The announcer later died in hospital where doctors following WHO (World Health Organization) guidelines listed his death as being caused by Covid-19.

Renfield finished the newscast with, “And in other news, the Communist Pope Francis has decided not to name the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II a Doctor of the Church or a Patron Saint of Europe. Wow, big shocker there.”

Needless to say, Renfield had added quite a number of ad libs of his own while reading the newscast script.

When the newscast was over, he got on Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.

Said Amadeus, “I hear the Vatican City State Mint has issued a 10-Euro silver coin depicting the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama giving birth to planet Earth.”

The coin showed an Inca woman with long plaited hair entwined with long ears of corn (representing the earth’s fertility) about to give birth to a globe of the world.

The coin designed by Bergamo sculptor and engraver Luigi Oldani was designed to mark the 50th Anniversary of the UN’s World Youth Day (which was first held on April 22nd 1970 on what would have been Lenin’s 100th birthday).

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “The French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin noted in a 1922 letter he wrote to Lenin and Trotsky that the Inca Empire which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of scientific socialism and that furthermore the Incas worshipped an earth mother goddess called Pachamama. It was Teilhard’s contention that through the use of Pachamama, he Teilhard could bring about a Hegelian synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism.”

“And what was Lenin and Trotsky’s reaction to that?” Amadeus, who was normally always hungry, had pushed aside the plate of Uncle Ernie’s Meatloaf a la Hotel California that Uncle Ernie had made him.

“They told him good luck with that,” Renfield answered, “Lenin himself croaked in January 1924 and Trotsky himself was forced into exile from the USSR in February 1929 after coming out on the losing end of a power struggle with Joseph Stalin.”

“So nothing really became of Teilhard’s Pachamama synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism?” Amadeus declined Uncle Ernie’s aptly named Jonestown Guyana Kool-Aid Cocktail.

“Not until Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papacy on March 13th 2013 and took the name Pope Francis,” Renfield replied.

“So anything else about this coin I should know?” Amadeus waved aside a cup of Uncle Ernie’s Outback Road Kill Brew Coffee.

“Well it basically shows the Ukhu Pacha- the mondo interno in Spanish giving birth to the Madre Terra in Spanish,” Renfield sipped a glass of wine.

“What’s that in English?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well the mondo interno is the inner world or world under the earth which gives birth to the world above the earth – Mother Earth- Madre Terra- which is the world of plants, animals, soil and humans,” Renfield explained.

“What does this inner world consist of?” Amadeus was curious.

“Well Ukhu Pacha is the inner world and is associated with the realm of the dead and as the realm of the dead, Ukhu Pacha is inhabited by the supay a group of demons which torment the living. Supay with a capital S is also the name of the Inca god of death – Supay – who is the ruler of the Inca underworld the Ukhu Pacha as well as the race of demons (supay with a small s) that inhabit it. The name Supay is roughly translated diablo (Spanish for devil) in most South American countries.
Pachamama herself lives in the Ukhu Pacha (inner world or world under the earth) as a fiery red dragon. When she goes above the earth in times of harvest, she becomes a beautiful woman. In effect, the red dragon gives birth to a woman who is Mother Earth.”

“Why does this sound exactly like the Book of Revelation or the Book of the Apocalypse to me?” Amadeus watched Uncle Ernie dressed as Mystery Babylon dancing around the kitchen in a slit skirted red dress and holding an overflowing gold cup of red wine.

“Because it is,” Renfield acknowledged, “Why Pope Francis doesn’t have a tattoo tattooed to his forehead that says “I am the False Prophet of Revelation Chapter 13″ is beyond me. The symbolism on the new 10 Euro coin there is for anyone who’s a student of Inca mythology to see. Perhaps he’s waiting for the Great Global Reset next year (which will happen if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) before he unveils that tattoo on his forehead.”

Pachamama: The Lady In Red listens to the whispers of El Diablo

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 19th
2020.

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Pope Francis’ Marxism and Masonry Show

October 5, 2020 at 10:11 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“The Protestant Reformers Luther, Calvin and Zwingli might have been 500 years premature when they referred to the Catholic Church as the Whore of Mystery Babylon.
Now it’s a most apt epitaph when it comes to Pope Francis’ Vatican.”
– Renfield R. Renfield

“Pope Francis is the papal Solomon with all of Solomon’s vices but none of his wisdom.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another podcast.

He was in the process of finishing up:

“With the signing of Pope Francis’ encyclical Fratelli tutti this past October 3rd and its publication yesterday October 4th the Feast Day of Saint Francis of Assisi, the Vatican is now openly embracing, teaching and promoting the doctrines of Luciferian Freemasonry.
When Pope Francis issues his Global Education Pact this coming October 15th (that he was to have issued this past May 14th but had to be postponed due to the CCP Chinese Communist Party virus pandemic), the Vatican will now be openly embracing, teaching and promoting the doctrines of satanic Marxism-Leninist Communism.
And now I shall finish off this podcast with a song.”

As Renfield picks up his guitar, in the background in the hallway outside Renfield’s room, Sherrielock Holmes and Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh can be seen carrying the body of a taxidermically stuffed rabbit.

Renfield picks his guitar and starts singing his own version of a Neil Diamond song from 1969,

“It’s Pope Francis’ Marxism and Masonry Show
Pack up the babies
and grab the old ladies
and everyone goes
’cause everyone knows
Pope Francis’show…”

Puppets of Karl Marx and Scottish Rite Freemasonic leader Albert Pike (operated by Athelstan the butler) can be seen dancing in the background.

. . .

Meanwhile out in the West Texas town of El Paso, El Paso Catholic Bishop Mark J. Seitz (who was one of the most preeminently useless bishops in the entire USEless Conference of Catholic Bishops) was standing on his front lawn talking to the demons Baal and Baphomet and the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung.

To the right of the six was a Biden/Harris campaign sign on the front lawn.

Also in the West Texas town of El Paso, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was practicing his guided imagery teleprojection and teleportation) had fallen in love with a Mexican girl.

As Michelangelo kissed the beautiful young senorita’s hand, the ghost of American country music singer Marty Robbins serenaded the couple with his song, “Out in the West Texas town of El Paso…”

Back in his Set Enterprises aquarium lobster tank in London, the mind distancing and astal projecting Michelangelo burst his lobster tank.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 5th
2020.

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Kwan Yin Vs. The CCP

August 10, 2020 at 11:26 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was commenting on the radio about an elderly woman being attacked in Portland, Oregon by Antifa demonstators, “Both Russian novelist Fyodor Dostoevsky and Romanian pastor Richard Wurmbrand had this to say about the nature of Communism, Communism is mass demonic possession. This past weekend an elderly woman in her 70s walking down the street just minding her own business was set upon by a group of demonstrators who were out on the streets rioting and looting and creating mayhem in that nightly spectacle going on in many U.S. cities that the brainless mainstream American media has dubbed “peaceful protests”. She had red paint poured all over her hair and a police CAUTION tape pasted on her mouth while a bunch of loudmouth (undoubtedly lesbian) blowhards shouted “Wear a mask! Wear a mask!”. The fact that these sick deranged bastards think it’s so important to wear a mask just shows what the true critical thinkers and true free thinkers of our day have been saying all along, “Wearing a mandatory face mask has nothing to do with stopping the virus or saving people’s health. It has to do with submission to the Marxist New World Order being planned and foisted upon the world by the planet’s global elitists. If you can get multitudes of people to accept covering their faces in public (which they’ve done!), you can get multitudes of people to accept taking the Mark of The Beast (which is on its way! Bill Gates is working on it.).”

Meanwhile Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer was laying down on her dining room table for some reason or other.

She then started levitating.

When she was 6 feet up off the table (no doubt practicing social distancing), her head started spinning around at 360 degree angles all over the place.

She opened her mouth and frogs and toads started coming out of it.

The cable TV repairman who had entered the house to fix the cable TV stopped dead in his tracks.

He decided to turn and exit.

He’d fix the cable at another time on another day.

Over in Hong Kong, dissidents were being rounded up and arrested under the draconian new Hong Kong Security Laws imposed by the CCP over on mainland China.

Meanwhile Hong Kong’s retired bishop Cardinal Joseph Zen lamented the death of freedom in Hong Kong.

He then went on to criticize the Vatican-Beijing Agreement On The Catholic Church in the People’s Republic of China (that had been negotiated by the American predatory homosexual Cardinal Theodore McCarrick whose other activity mainly consisted of sexually assaulting altar boys and young seminarians).

Bishops in the underground Church in China who were required to join the government founded Chinese Catholic Patriotic Association on orders from Pope Francis (under the terms of the agreement) were required to renounce the Catholic Faith in order to join the Association, Cardinal Zen told the astonished news media who were not aware of the terms of the Vatican-Beijing Agreement (namely because both Beijing and the Vatican were keeping it secret).

An astonished Anderson Cooper asked the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod in an interview CNN brass decided not to show on television, “How is it possible that Pope Francis asked bishops in the underground Church to renounce the Catholic Faith in order to join the Patriotic Association?”, Asmodeus answered, “Well, that’s no problem for Pope Francis. Because Francis renounced the Catholic Faith himself years ago.”

Cardinal Zen also told the media assembled, “One of Hong Kong’s most pre-eminent journalists said months ago that the CCP is paying the Vatican $2 billion a year to keep the agreement in place ever since it was signed. What I find most disturbing is not the claim itself but the fact that to this date, the Vatican has still not denied it.”

Meanwhile in mainland China yet another statue of Guanyin (who is also called Kwan Yin), who is venerated as the goddess of mercy in some branches of Buddhism, had been torn down on orders of Xi Jinping and the CCP.

Guanyin was a Chinese princess whom the late Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen noted had developed a deep veneration for Mary the Mother of Jesus after the first Christians entered China after coming east from Assyria.

Kuan Yin’s acts of compassion during her lifetime were noted by everyone.

There were some, the Black Dragon spirit advisor to China’s paramount leader told Xi Jinping, who said that Kwan Yin had drank from a hidden spring of immortality located somewhere in China and had become immortal.

“I have no time for fairy tales,” Xi said as he looked up from reading the latest public statement from his puppet WHO’s Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.

Meanwhile outside a cave in a rural part of southern China, a Chinese Ministry of State Security operative was following a woman that villagers had told him was Kwan Yin.

She stood outside a cave.

Kwan Yin turned and smiled at the State Security operative.

The man fainted in response.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 10th
2020.

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