Pan Goatee Beheads Brainless Uglo While Matthew Fox Is In The Running To Become The Next Unholy Grand Inquisitor

April 14, 2022 at 10:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Krampus The Demon much prefers Christmas to April snowstorms

It was April.

And there was a huge snowstorm happening.

So much for global warming.

Former U.S. Vice-President Al Gore found himself buried under 6 feet of snow.

And as far as the snow clearing crews were concerned, Gore could remain buried.

While much of North America found itself buried under feet of white, the Oval Office in the White House found itself buried under feet of brown.

“My Depends runneth over,” senile old Joe whined.

Today was also the 110th Anniversary of the night the Titanic struck an iceburg.

Ukraine marked the anniversary by sinking the pride and flagship of the Russian Navy’s Black Sea fleet the guided-missile cruiser Moskva.

Meanwhile the charismatic genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was riding a bus.

His stomach started to churn when a repulsive uglo got on the bus.

However unlike many uglos, she went and sat at the back of the bus so Goatee wouldn’t have to look at her repulsive ugly face.

Later Goatee went to a office to get some paper work done and faxes sent.

He was out walking when the same repulsive uglo he had seen on the bus earlier was now walking straight towards him.

“What? Seeing your stupid ugly face twice in the same day? I’m making sure it doesn’t happen again,” Goatee beheaded the repulsive uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon arrived being pulled in a one horse open sleigh through the blinding snowstorm.

“It’s almost Easter and it’s starting to look a lot like Christmas,” Krampus observed.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Peter Cottontail (hopping down the bunny trail) collided on the icy snowy streets.

. . .

Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome, satanic AntiPope Francis, as he had done on the island of Malta, was directing that all Crosses and Crucifixes be taken down so as not to offend Muslims.

Meanwhile on loudspeakers parked outside the Vatican, the voice of British MP Renfield R. Renfield could be heard reading aloud Canto 28 of Dante’s Inferno.

And Pope Francis was telling an aide that he was thinking of appointing the New Age astrology believing and witchcraft practicing Episcopalian priest Father Matthew Fox (who had been a Dominican priest until he had been investigated for his whacko beliefs by Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger the future Pope Benedict XVI) to be the new head of the Congregation For The Doctrine of the Faith.

It would be the new Unholy Grand Inquistor’s job to enforce the syncretistic beliefs of Jorge Mario Bergoglio’s new Church to be called Mystery Babylon The Mother of Harlots.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 14th
2022.

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Aphrodite and Amarok

January 22, 2022 at 11:08 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The Greek goddess Aphrodite with the wolf Amarok

French President Emmanuel Macron and Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer had both issued decrees that even the gods and goddesses of the world’s various pantheons must be vaccinated against Covid.

Dr. Anthony Fauci had his arm broken in 10 places when he tried to inject the Hindu goddess Kali in her 10 arms.

Karl Nehammer of Austria had fallen to his death after getting hit by Mjolnir the hammer of Thor when he tried to jab the Norse thunder god’s arm.

French President Emmanuel Macron personally chased the Greek goddess Aphrodite to the Arctic Circle to jab her arm.

He found himself being eaten by the wolf Amarok for his troubles.

Amarok wolfed down the Neo-Vichy tyrant’s body with French champagne.

As it was the only way to make the despot’s body digestible.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster awoke from his dream and wondered, would these two European Union dingbats really try to enforce compulsory vaccinations on the gods and goddesses of the nations?

. . .

Even though Jorge Mario Bergoglio didn’t really believe the Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of Christ was present in the Eucharistic host Communion wafer, he decided to inject one (stolen from a Society of St. Pius X tabernacle) with Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZenica and Johnson and Johnson all at once.

After injecting it (Him if it was indeed Christ), he listened with great agony to a classical music 33-rpm record that he was recently forced to buy at a Rome music shop called Stereosound in Via della Minerva near the world-famous Pantheon when he undertook a phoney photo-op to give the world the impression that he was a connoiseur of classical music like his predecessor Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI.

On Tuesday January 11 2022 Francis supposedly made a “surprise visit” to Stereosound at around 7 PM in a white Fiat 500 L to bless the recently renovated premises.

By a “sheer twist of fate” a reporter Javier Martinez-Brocal (reporter for Rome Reports an Opus Dei media outfit that is Francis’ chief media cheerleader and the author of Pope Francis’ Spanish hagiographical biography El Papa de la Misericordia (The Pope of Mercy) and the author of the documentary Francis: The People’s Pope) just happened to be “on hand” to snap the Pope’s picture.

On the record he was forced to listen to, a piece from Mozart’s Don Giovanni was being played.

In the piece a statue of the Commendatore (a military general that Don Giovanni (the Spanish Don Juan) had slain after Don Giovanni had seduced his daughter) was calling on Don Giovanni to repent for his errant ways.

Don Giovanni refuses and he is soon surrounded by a chorus of demons who carries him down to Hell.

As Francis yawned listening to the piece, the statue of the Commendatore appeared to the AntiPope and commanded him to repent.

Francis said “There is no Hell” and found himself surrounded by a chorus of demons who begged to differ.

He was carried down there.

Francis woke up screaming.

It had been a dream.

Suddenly he heard a record drop and the piece from Mozart’s Don Giovanni began to play.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christophe
Saturday January 22nd
2022.

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France’s Basilica of Saint-Denis Vandalized

January 10, 2022 at 11:32 pm (Crime, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod were sitting in The Sherlock Holmes Pub in London eating salted peanuts and drinking beer.

The TV was tuned to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast which was extremely popular with The Sherlock Holmes Pub patrons.

Renfield began his podcast wearing a Star of David badge that bore the inscription “I’m unvaccinated”.

The current Vaccinazi government of Germany in Berlin moved to charge Renfield with sedition even though he was a British subject and not a German citizen.

Renfield began,

“A massive-145 country study found that there was a sharp increase in Covid transmission and death after the so-called “vaccines” were introduced in those nations.
The 99-page study was titled “Worldwide Bayesian Casual Impact Analysis of Vaccine Administration On Deaths and Cases Associated With Covid-19: A Big Data Analysis of 145 Countries”.
In the U.S. specifically, it was found that the jab caused a whopping 38% more Covid cases per million and an even more astonishing 31% increase in Covid-deaths per million.
Meanwhile deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media continue to push for everyone on the planet to be vaccinated.
Vaccinazi regimes across the world continue to push for vaccine mandates and compulsory mandatory vaccinations.
Yet in lieu of this new report based on the 145 countries’ own government data, it is my contention that only a completely demonically possessed asshole would wax enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines at the start of this new year 2022.”

. . .

Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome today, Pope Francis waxed enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines in his annual address to the ambassadors accredited to the Vatican which is held shortly after the start of every New Year.

. . .

On January 5th of this year, the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had used his grandfather clock pendulum, which had the flaming head (caused by Hellfire) of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin attached to it, to hypnotize a man into attacking and vandalizing the Basilica of Saint-Denis in Paris.

Today Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou (and heir to the Royal Throne of France) released a statement,

“I learned with sadness and dismay the vandalization of the Saint Denis Basilica in which my ancestors rest.
The statues of Saint Denis, Saint Genevieve and Saint Antoine were broken with an iron bar as well as many display cases containing sacred objects.”

Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou and heir to the throne of France in front of the Basilica of Saint Denis

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Monday January 10th
2022.

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With Svetlana Kireeva In Moscow

January 9, 2022 at 9:02 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing flew from Britain to Moscow in a World War I Sopwith Camel to meet the Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva.

The Sopwith Camel was almost shot down by Dr. Anthony Fauci’s drones because they thought a beagle might be flying it.

The drones were shot down by Van Helsing instead.

Inside a highrise luxury apartment in Moscow Russia, Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB was waiting for Van Helsing.

Van Helsing was serving as an envoy for British MP Renfield R. Renfeld and Svetlana Kireeva was serving as an envoy for Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Renfield and Putin were involved in negotiations preparing for a Russian invasion of the European Union to liberate the bloc from the totalitarian ideology of Vaccinazism.

On the other side of the diplomatic table, Pope Francis, acting on advice from Word of Faith Prosperity Gospel teacher Kenneth Copeland, was trying to encourage Russia to invade Israel.

According to Copeland’s reading of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39, Russia would lead a confederacy of nations to attack Israel in the latter days.

According to Copeland, Russia would be destroyed by YHWH or Jehovah the Lord God of Israel for attacking Israel.

Following his personal homosexual Communist Jesuit reasoning, Francis figured that with Russia destroyed, no future Pope could bring about that era of peace known as the Triumph of the Immaculate Heart of Mary since Russia would no longer exist as a nation to be consecrated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary to bring about that triumph of the Immaculate Heart.

So which route would Putin take?

Renfield’s idea that Russia should invade the European Union to liberate the bloc from Vaccinazism?

Or Francis’ idea that Russia should invade Israel so it can end up being destroyed according to Kenneth Copeland’s Biblical exegesis of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39 and thus making a liar out of Our Lady of Fatima the Blessed Virgin Mary?

Dracul and Svetlana would be negotiating the Renfieldian Plan.

In the night sky behind Svetlana, two meteorites lit up Moscow’s night sky.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 9th
2022.

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As Global Supply Chains Fail, World Has Surplus of Demonically Possessed Leaders

November 15, 2021 at 9:50 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Fox Mulder: Do you know how many genetic serum so-called “vaccine” booster shots it will take to produce living dead zombies, Scully?

Dana Scully: Is that the start of a bad joke, Mulder?

-From a never shown episode of The X-Files entitled Dr. Fauci’s Sandflea Eaten Beagle Meets The Cigarette Smoking Man

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was watching British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Monday night podcast.

The podcast began with an animated cartoon of a group of koala bears having a picnic around the severed head of Australia’s Neo-Stalinist tyrannical Victoria State Premier Daniel Andrews with a severely agonized look on his face sitting atop a spike.

The koala bears had obviously not listened to moronic Antipope Francis’ idiotic pronouncements against capital punishment.

The song The Teddy Bears’ Picnic played in the background.

Renfield started out his podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Austria’s new Neo-Nazi Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg who had just started an official New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Adolf Hitler’s birthplace nation of Austria.

He ended the podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Dr. Chris Perry who was President of the Queensland Branch of the Australian Medical Association who was cheering for the New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Australia’s Queensland state.

When the podcast ended, Pan Goatee remarked, “Renfield seems to be the only public figure of Churchillian calibre in today’s world. Everyone else, even those opposed to the New World Order seem to think you can dialogue with these Coviet Union scumbags and end this dystopia in a peaceful and democratic manner. The only thing these demonically possessed leaders can understand is being put to the sword (or in modern terms a bullet at the back of the head) which is what the Blessed King David of Israel or Moses’ General Joshua would be doing if they were alive in today’s world.”

Pan Goatee went out to buy himself bottles of Diet Coke.

As he wandered in the fog filled streets, his eyes were aesthetically assaulted by a Dr. Anthony Fauci created genetic uglo of the thin ugly stoat variety.

“Uglo, even the fog can’t hide the ugliness of your face,” Goatee stated as he beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The demon-goat Krampus appeared riding the ghost ship Flying Dutchman through the fog filled streets of Calgary.

He picked up the remains of the thin ugly stoat uglo and carried them down to Tartarus.

Goatee bought his Diet Coke and as he left the store, his eyes were once again aesthetically assaulted by another thin ugly stoat.

Again Goatee beheaded this uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Once more Krampus arrived in The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary to pick up the uglo’s remains and carry them down to Tartarus.

Meanwhile an albatross carrying a medallion of an Ancient Mariner around his neck struck the dome of Saint Peter’s Basilica and was killed instantly.

Inside the Vatican a Voodoo practitioner was giving Jorge Mario Bergoglio lessons in how to raise demon possessed zombies from the dead.

And over in the U.S., Dr. Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates were wondering how many booster shots it would take before people turned into living dead zombies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 15th
2021.

Krampus the demon goat sailed the ghost ship The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary.

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Bergoglio’s Vatican: Seat For The Coming Antichrist?

November 9, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

In a directive issued this past October 7th that went unreported by the mainstream media, Pope Francis’ Diocese of Rome forbade the celebration of the Roman Liturgy for Easter next Easter.

It also forbade the celebration of Roman liturgies for the Easter Triduum (Holy Thursday service, Good Friday service and Holy Saturday evening vigil) during Holy Week next year.

Commented Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, “Bergoglio doesn’t want any commemoration of the Passion, Death, Burial and Resurrection of Jesus Christ.”

Meanwhile over in California, its Neo-Stalinist tyrant governor Gavin Newsom may be requiring a miracle of his own.

He hadn’t been seen in public since this past October 27th when he got his third booster shot.

He made a brief statement given today and as he spoke, his hands shook indicating he may be suffering from Bell’s Palsy.

The demons Baal and Baphomet watched the statement.

Baphomet (who was busy sodomizing Biden’s token fruit Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in the butt causing him to make outrageously stupid statements such as “America’s highways are inherently racist”) asked the demon Baal (who was demonic entity advisor on the boards of both Pfizer and Moderna), “Why didn’t Newsom take a saline solution for his jabs like Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci did?”.

“Beats me,” Baal shrugged.

And in other news, it was announced that the Vatican and the cuckoo loving nation of Switzerland had signed a joint declaration calling for the worldwide abolition of the Death Penalty.

Renfield mentioned the news item on his podcast- a podcast he began by calling for the public execution by firing squad of Australia’s Victoria state dictator Dan Andrews and his Gestapoesque Chief Commissioner of Police Shane Patton.

Renfield then went on to discuss the Swiss-Vatican Accord on the Death Penalty.

“This accord is as full of holes as a piece of Swiss cheese or a Jesuit bishop’s fantasy dream of what he sees sticking up and waiting for him in a gay bath house…” Renfield began.

As he spoke, a photo of Pope Francis and a Swiss looking gentleman wearing t-shirts was shown on the screen behind him.

The t-shirts that both Bergoglio and the Swiss looking gentleman were wearing said the same thing, IF OUR IDIOTIC POLICIES HAD BEEN ADOPTED 2000 YEARS AGO, JESUS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DIE FOR OUR SINS IN 33 AD.

Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading a news story about how badly Joe Biden had pooped his pants in the presence of the Pope.

He had not only pooped his pants but had pooped all over the Vatican floor.

Michelangelo then watched some Lionel Richie music videos from the 1980s and then he went to bed.

He had a horrifying dream of Joe Biden dancing on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel singing his own paraphrased version of Lionel Richie’s Dancing On The Ceiling and with his back brown stained pants and underpants down was pooping all over Michelangelo’s priceless Renaissance masterpiece paintings.

Sang, danced and pooped Biden, “Oh, what a feeling when I’m dancing on the ceiling…”

And Biden’s poop fell and splattered all over the Michelangelo masterpiece of God creating Adam.

It was the end of the world as we knew it and it wasn’t even the Last Judgment yet.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 9th
2021

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October Apocalypse Now?

October 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.

The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.

The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.

“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.

“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.

The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.

After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.

Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,

“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?

Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.

Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.

Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).

The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.

Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.

They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.

Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.

Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.

Renfield was now examining a brochure.

The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.

The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.

The conference was by invitation only.

The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.

The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.

As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.

The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.

As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.

Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.

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The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future

September 27, 2021 at 11:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish Church in West London, a former Vicar of St. Swithin’s By The Floodwaters near the Cotswolds town of Tewkesbury and one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists.

Tonight he’d be delivering a sermon at the St. Genevieve’s Monday Night Evensong Prayer Service entitled The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future.

Concert pianist, musician and singer Amadeus Emanon (who was a member of the St. Genevieve’s Church Congregation) decided to attend.

So too did his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Renfield was currently in hot water with many of the ministries in the British government.

This past Friday evening Renfield and a couple of vampiress acquiantances of his (Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu) had pushed Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Thus angering Paris police authorities.

Ho Babylon Minh at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Hunter Biden’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the Biden White House.

Mei-ling Manchu at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Xi Jinping’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the CCP Supreme Leadership in Beijing.

Of course those actions had finally led to a plea bargain between the U.S. Department of Justice and Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou leading to the release of the Two Michaels (Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor) after spending over 1000 days in solitary confinement in Chinese prisons on trumped-up espionage charges in retaliation for Meng Wanzhou’s arrest at Vancouver International Airport.

Australia was also pissed off with Renfield since ASIO (the Australian Security Intelligence Organization) knew but had been unable to prove that Renfield was smuggling arms to Australian freedom fighters fighting the pro-NWO (New World Order) Police Forces in the Australian states of New South Wales, Victoria and South Australia.

The Italian government was pissed off at Renfield since Renfield in a speech to the Tewkesbury Italian Restaurateurs’ Association this past Saturday had called for the overthrow of the Italian government.

Renfield had also pissed off Pope Francis and the Vatican by claiming that Francis was a satanic antipope.

Renfield was also in hot water with the French government after having provided a French assailant with the Cockatrice egg that had crowned Emmanuel Macron on the head at a food trade fair in Lyon today.

Macron was hit with the Cockatrice egg as a choir of English song birds sang those Easter hymn lyrics, “And crown him, crown him, crown him, and crown him lord of all.”

“Un oeuf! Enough!” Macron cried after being hit by the egg.

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds noted in his sermon:

“Who can forget the burning spire atop Notre Dame Cathedral as it fell?
The Gallic Rooster has been a symbol of France since early medieval times and the Gallic Rooster was atop that spire. Within that rooster were three relics: a relic of St. Denis, a relic of St. Genevieve and a thorn from Christ’s Crown of Thorns (found by Saint Helena the mother of the Roman Emperor Constantine). When the burning spire collapsed, it inverted itself so that it was pointed straight down like an arrow plunging into the Earth.

When it came down, it plunged straight into the wooden Novus Ordo Communion table destroying it.

The rooster survived battered but with the relics intact.

The Tridentine altar behind the Novus Ordo Communion table survived with its Pieta (statue of the Virgin Mary holding the crucified Christ’s body) and the medieval Cross behind it intact.

Nor is it lost on us that this disaster (of April 15th 2019) came on Monday of Holy Week the day after Palm Sunday.

The Gospel readings for that day relate to Christ cursing the fig tree because it refused to produce fruit much like the Novus Ordo Mass has since its inception.

In the parable of the fig tree we learn that Israel is cursed because it stopped producing fruit.

And now through the portents of Notre Dame, the Novus Ordo Church is cursed because of a lack of fruit.

Within 6 months of the burning of Notre Dame, the “abomination of desolation” (statues of Pachamama the fiery red dragon woman worshipped as the earth mother goddess by the Incas) stands in the “holy place” (besides the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica).

Within six months after that, a pandemic is declared.

From a virus called corona meaning “crown”.

And the unique feature of this virus is little spikes sticking out of it.

Spikes that resemble a thorn such as can be found in a crown of thorns.

Spikes that also resemble spikes that are driven through a crucified man’s hands and feet.

The CDC’s own statistics show that this virus does have a high recovery rate.

For those who experience the worst from this virus, blood fills the lungs and they die.

Much like what happens when one dies from being crucified.

Our materialistic world however has yet to put two and two together.”

-Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 27th
2021.

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Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Vampire Franz Kohler and The Black Hand

September 15, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Sir Sean Connery (aka 007) appeared in a dream to British MP Renfield R. Renfield and told him, “Dr. Anthony Fauci is the hatchet man for a group of powerful and evil globalist villains.”

Meanwhile in California, a group of satanists were performing a human sacrifice in thanksgiving for Neo-Stalinist Governor Gavin Newsom not being recalled.

And over in Stockholm, Sweden, a woman was leaving the house of a slain Swedish microbiologist who had been examining the mRNA genetic modifier serums (called “vaccines” by the global medical technocracy) with a briefcase full of his documents.

Over in the Vatican, Samhain Cardinal Salaman was having a vision of Our Lady of La Salette weeping.

And over at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau vampire Franz Kohler was being shown around the institute by Chinese People’s Liberation Army Gen. Li Zuocheng.

Suddenly Gen. Li’s Huawei smart phone went off.

He happened to see a Set News Network notification- a quote from British MP Renfield R. Renfield:

“Benedict Arnold is alive and well and living in U.S. Armed Services Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley.
Meanwhile Communist Chinese warships and a destroyer have been spotted off the coast of Alaska.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

“We’re really going to have to do something about that troublesome British MP,” Gen. Li seethed.

“What is this?” Franz Kohler asked as he pointed towards a liquid filled tank that contained what appeared to be a charcoal burnt black hand.

“That is a relic we call the Black Hand,” Gen. Li answered.

“I’m sure I’ve seen it before,” Kohler answered.

Indeed he had.

The Black Hand had crawled across the German-Polish border just prior to the Nazi invasion of Poland.

“It’s a good luck charm,” Gen. Li explained, “This Black Hand has been overseeing our research into the bat Coronavirus ever since Dr. Anthony Fauci started funding GAIN OF FUNCTION research into it here at the Wuhan Institute starting in 2017.”

“And where did you get the Black Hand?” Nazi SS officer Franz Kohler asked.

“It was a gift from George Soros,” Gen. Li answered.

As for evil globalist billionaire George Soros, he had a busy weekend this past weekend.

He was busy entertaining aging over the hill 1960s hallucinogenic drug taking flower child and so-called representative of the people Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

And a long long time ago in a land far far away the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had made out with the Watcher angel Semjaza while two black wolves watched.

And Lilith gave birth to Azazel who taught men the art of war and women the art of enchantment.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 15th
2021.

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Pan Goatee Beheads Erroneous Notion of White Supremacy While Exorcist Recalls Demonically Possessed Nun

July 26, 2021 at 10:08 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was once again in the neighbourhood dollar store.

And there in the line-up was another repulsively ugly looking white woman.

There seemed to be a surplus of repulsively ugly looking white women wandering around the dollar store this past week.

What was up with that?

The Calgary Stampede was over.

Ugly looking white women should be back in the corral or the closet where they belong.

It was probably the influence of all these annoying pansies and fruits who go around celebrating Pride Week then Pride Month then Pride Year and now Pride Century, Pan Goatee reasoned.

Soon it will be Pride Millenium.

Instead of a 1000 Year Reich, it will be a 1000 Year Rainbow.

One guarded by Ernst Rohm and not Heimdall.

This ugly looking white woman had blue hair.

Pan Goatee blamed the preponderance of ugly white women in the city, in Alberta and in Canada as a whole on the influence of that odious western world political disease known as Critical Gender Theory radical Marxist feminism.

The abhorrent ideology turned any female who heavily imbibed its contents into a creature so repulsively ugly it caused even the Devil himself to vomit all over the place.

“My God but you’re ugly,” Pan Goatee quoted the John Cleese character of Basil Fawlty as he beheaded the ugly looking white women with blue hair, “You and others like you certainly rip a big hole into that erroneous theory of white supremacy. Any race that produces the likes of you certainly has nothing whatsoever to feel superior about. Hitler must have been insane.”

Goatee went on about Hitler’s insanity as he sliced the ugly white woman with blue hair into 999 trillion pieces, “Some individuals seem to be prone to all sorts of neuroses and psychoses. And I guess Hitler was obviously one of them.”

. . .

As most of the priests in Pope Francis’ Vatican were currently engaged in the Monday night gay sex orgy, the daughter of a Rome boarding house owner was wandering the halls and walls of the Vatican trying to find a priest who would come and administer the Last Rites to one of her mother’s lodgers an elderly priest and long retired exorcist.

The girl happened to run into one of the few heterosexual Vatican curia officials Samhain Cardinal Salaman a former professional stage magician turned Cardinal.

Cardinal Salaman accompanied the girl to her mother’s boarding house and administered the Last Rites to the dying exorcist.

When he had finished administering the Last Rites, the old exorcist spoke.

“There was one exorcism I recall more vividly than all the rest,” said the exorcist, “it was a nun who was demonically possessed.”

“Go on,” the Cardinal nodded, “A nun who was demonically possessed…”

“She was demonically possessed by an entity that identified itself as the Spirit of Pachamama,” the exorcist continued.

“The Spirit of Pachamama?” Cardinal Salaman was astounded.

“Yes,” the exorcist answered, “The nun had become possessed while giving birth to a child. The child’s father, the nun had told her fellow nuns in the convent, was a bishop.”

“How long ago was this, Father?” The cardinal asked the exorcist.

“Many many years ago, Father,” the old exorcist replied.

“Did the child live?” Cardinal Salaman wanted to know.

“Yes, the child lived,” the exorcist nodded.

“How old would the child be now?” Salaman inquired.

The exorcist did not answer.

For he had gone to his reward.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 26th
2021.

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