Killer Rabbit As Melbourne’s Decapitating Robin Hood

October 12, 2020 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Nagorno-Karabakh War between Armenia and Azerbaijan was continuing to go on despite a Russian negotiated ceasefire this past weekend.

Civilian areas in cities continued to be hit on both sides.

Last week the historic Holy Saviour Cathedral in the Nagorno-Karabakh Armenian city of Shusha (also called Shushi) suffered terrible destruction when it was targeted by Azeri shelling.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield said that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan was probably disappointed by the cathedral’s wreckage because now the would-be Ottoman Sultan wouldn’t be able to turn it into an Islamic mosque.

Also on the Erdogan front the Turkish leader was once again sending a research ship into Greek territorial waters in the East Mediterranean to conduct seismic studies in search of natural gas reserves.

Back in the summer, Turkey had conducted similar intrusions in search of exploiting natural gas reserves.

That escalated tensions with Greece and caused a joint military exercise amongst Greece, France, Italy and Cyprus in the East Mediterranean in a show of strength against Turkey.

The name of the exercise was Eunomia (named after a minor Greek goddess of law and good order).

With Erdogan stretching his hands out all over the place, Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher had finally put the brains of 12th Century Scottish Crusader Leonard MacDavid into the taxidermically stuffed body of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (who had made a memorable cameo appearance in the 1975 film Monty Python and The Holy Grail).

Using electricity, the best of Transhumanist science and a resurrection spell from the ancient Egyptian Book of The Dead, Dr. Rocher brought the unusual hybrid creature to life.

And Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit was born (the Crusader Rabbit who would liberate Constantinople from Erdogan).

But where would the rabbit cut his baby teeth before moving against Erdogan?

Renfield suggested Melbourne, Australia where the Melbourne Police Force were acting like a group of stormtrooping thugs in enforcing Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews’ totalitarian lockdown rules (the most draconian on the planet).

Melbourne police had arrested a pregnant woman in her Melbourne home because she dared to mention an anti-lockdown protest on her Facebook page.

They had arrested a mother on the beach and handcuffed her in front of her crying children with 5 or 6 brutish officers landing on top of her because they felt she wasn’t practicing social distancing.

They had arrested a homeless man for sleeping in his car (because he didn’t have a home or any belongings except his car) and gave him a fine of $30,000 thus drastically setting back his chances of ever getting back on his feet

They arrested a mother and father in their car for going grocery shopping because they accidentally crossed an imaginary line drawn on a map by one of Daniel Andrews’ Gestapo bureaucrats for venturing outside their designated geographical prison zone.

They were fined $5000 each.

Meanwhile the Chief of Melbourne Police was continuing to consult with the ghosts of Nazi SS head Heinrich Himmler and Soviet Stalinist era NKVD head Lavrentiy Beria on how to conduct the draconian lockdown.

The ghosts of Himmler and Beria gave daily workshops to members of the SSVD (which stood for Sexually Sterile and Venereal Disease carrying) Melbourne Police Force.

Leonard Constantinople was flown to Melbourne in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship.

Inside an apartment a pregnant woman was being arrested for having posted an unflattering tweet about Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews.

Soon the arresting officers found their heads being bitten off by Leonard Constantinople the Belligerent Crusader Rabbit (the bunny formerly known as the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog).

5 or 6 officers of the Melbourne SSVD dragged a screaming woman to the ground along a beach in front of her children for not practicing social distancing.

The 5 or 6 Melbourne SSVD officers were set upon by a bunny rabbit who promptly bit off all their heads.

When they attempted to arrest another homeless man for sleeping in his car, the arresting Melbourne SSVD officers likewise had their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

Parents being stopped in their car for daring to shop for groceries soon found themselves being arrested by officers of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The arresting Melbourne SSVD Police Force officers soon found themselves getting their heads bitten off by a bunny rabbit.

News of a killer bunny rabbit targeting the heads of police officers soon caused much consternation (in addition to much penicillin flowing) among members of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force.

The Chief of the Melbourne SSVD Police Force consulted with the ghosts of Himmler and Beria on the issue.

Both Himmler and Beria replied they never dealt with the likes of a killer rabbit in either the Third Reich or the USSR.

Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews was pulling his hair out over news of his stormtrooping police officers meeting their deaths at the teeth of a killer rabbit.

Andrews felt in his gut (in addition to his heartburn caused by eating too much caviar) that Renfield of Great Britain was responsible for the whole mess.

“Who will rid me of this troublesome British MP?” Andrews spoke to his stuffed koala bear rug.

He had posed a question asked by so many before- Vladimir Putin, Pope Francis, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Xi Jinping and Justin Trudeau among them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 12th
2020.

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Renfield R. Renfield vs. Australia’s Victoria State Dictator Daniel Andrews

September 23, 2020 at 9:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Australia’s Victoria state had just granted the police in that state the power to arrest people who write and also post “conspiracy theories on social media”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had recently described Daniels as “a jackass who has really let power get to his braying head”.

Andrews was getting sick of Renfield making fun of him (just like Hitler got sick of Churchill making fun of him).

He was also angry at Renfield for getting an invisible 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit to inject a serum in his buttocks which gave him an excruciatingly painful case of hemorrhoids.

So under this new law, Andrews thought this entitled him to arrest people beyond the borders of Victoria state.

Even beyond the borders of Australia itself.

As such, he sent a bunch of Melbourne police commandos to Britain to arrest Renfield.

The Melbourne police commandos made a colossal blundering error when they tried to arrest Renfield at the estate mansion of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set’s estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore set upon the Melbourne police commandos and ripped them to shreds with her claws.

The pieces of the commandos were gathered up by the Set Estate’s live action garden gnomes and placed in a wastepaper basket.

Renfield had the wastepaper basket with the pieces of the commandos inside couriered back to Melbourne, Australia addressed to:
Victoria’s State Dictator Daniel Andrews, Melbourne, Australia.

Inside Renfield had left a personal note for Andrews,

“Your Melbourne police commandos aren’t so tough as they were done in by a London pussy. This really doesn’t say much for them or for you.”

He signed it,

“Yours respectfuly,
Renfield R. Renfield.”

. . .

Meanwhile at Melbourne Police Headquarters in the Australian Victoria state capital, the ghosts of the Nazi SS’s Heinrich Himmler and the Soviet NKVD’s Laventriy Beria had been granted a temporary dispensational release from their rotating barbeque spits down in Tartarus at Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews’ request (he had to bribe Hades with a koala bear fur skin rug as the chthonic deity did not have one of those fur skin rugs in his collection) in order to give Melbourne police some great tips on how to violate civil rights and human rights and how to impose a martial law lockdown in the state in the most brutal manner possible.

Himmler’s ghost and Beria’s ghost had been giving these seminars to the Melbourne Police Department ever since Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews announced the martial law style lockdown in early August.

. . .

Meanwhile in the U.S., the mainstream Marxist CNN was heaping lavish praise on Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews and his martial law style lockdown calling it a “model for the U.S.”.

It will certainly become the model for the U.S. if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 23rd
2020.

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Renfield Tackles The Tinpot Dictator Down Under

September 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“The Victoria state government of Premier Daniel Andrews is Australia’s Vichy regime to Xi Jinping’s Thousand Year Reich.
That’s why he imposes despotic draconian lockdowns, sends in riot police (in the manner of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukasheno) to crush protestors and arrests pregnant women when they voice their dissent with his policies on Facebook.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews.

The report showed close collusion between the Victoria Labour Party Government of Daniel Andrews in Melbourne and the Chinese Communist Party ever since Daniel Andrews became Premier of Victoria back in 2014.

Victoria Yang a Victoria Labour Party staffer with links to the Chinese Communist Party and a friend of Daniel Andrews’ senior China advisor Marty Mei recently came up with the theory that the U.S. was responsible for creating Covid-19 and was using its army to spread the virus across the globe.

Comrade Dan or Chairman Dan as the Victoria Premier was called had effectively turned Australia’s Victoria state into an economic vassal of Communist China boldly signing up to Xi Jinping’s new Silk Road policy.

Comrade Dan criticized Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s National Government in Canberra for cancelling foreign deals with China.

Lastly the Set Enterprises report noted the similarities in the way Daniel Andrews handled anti-lockdown protests in Melbourne with the way the new Hong Kong Security Law of Xi Jinping’s Hong Kong Police handled protestors in Hong Kong and the way the security forces of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko handled protestors in Minsk.

Renfield put in a call to the Set Enterprises eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship The Hooterville Cannonball which was currently flying in the Asia-Pacific region.

Hours later as kangaroos and koala bears stood outside Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ office holding signs that read WE DARE CALL IT TREASON,
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews felt a sharp prick into his buttocks as if some invisible entity was shoving a needle into it.

The needle went through the Josef Stalin walrus moustache that was growing on Andrews’ left buttock and went all the way through narrowly missing the Adolf Hitler moustache that was growing on Andrews’ right testicle.

An SS-Gestapo and KGB style security officer working for Andrews and who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers on the job said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had injected the needle.

The call went out around Melbourne.

In an empty Melbourne movie theatre meanwhile Uncle Ernie had entered it to give a performance as his drag queen altar ego Cumelita.

Sadly there was no one inside and forgetting what day of the year it was, Uncle Ernie thought it was Easter and so he went to his dressing room back stage and put on his Easter Bunny costume.

He exited the theatre where he was immediately thrown to the ground and handcuffed while some Imperial Stormtrooper looking official spoke through a megaphone, “You’re under arrest for assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ buttocks.”

The Easter bunny attired Uncle Ernie was then thrown into the back of a police van and taken to Secret Police Headquarters for interrogation.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 8th
2020.

Vril Society psychic medium Maria Orsic forseeing the events of September 8th 2020 on her Nazi prototype laptop on this date back in 1943.

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