Do You Live In A Reich Down Under?

September 21, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“Do you live in a reich down under?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?”
-Menschen bei Arbeit macht frei

This past Saturday September 18th demonstrators held a Rally For Freedom in Melbourne the capital of Australia’s Victoria state.

A rally for freedom was anathema to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact (with Maoist chopsticks) Premier Daniel Andrews.

Andrews was also pissed at the fact that an apartment building in Melbourne had used neon lights on various balconies to spell out the words FUCK YOU DAN on the side of a building.

As the ghost of U.S. Gen. George Patton appeared to Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton and slapped his face with his glove calling him “a damn Stalin loving Commie”, about 700 protestors gathered in the city of Melbourne in opposition to continued Covid restrictions.

235 people were arrested in Melbourne with an additional 32 people brought into custody in Sydney.

A real time holographic image of British MP Renfield R. Renfield spoke to the crowd while in the background the Set Mansion Estate’s guard cat Neferti Galore burnt doll sized effigies of Dan Andrews and Shane Patton at a miniature stake.

Then a couple of days later the Construction, Forestry, Maritime, Mining and Energy Union (CFMEU) declared war against its own incompetent leadership (let’s call him… John Setka) for not fighting against the mandatory Covid vaccine.

Setka was booed by his own members and went to hunker down in his own office.

Setka wept to a close aide, “What’s wrong with these people? Don’t they know what it’s like to have a penis smaller than that of Australia’s notorious drag and drug queen Uncle Ernie?”.

“Most of them probably don’t, sir,” his aide answered.

“Oh shut up,” Setka harrumphed.

Setka called the police for help.

The riot police showed up in their Evil Empire Imperial Stormtrooper uniforms and began firing rubber bullets and tear gas at the union members.

After the protest was over, Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews threw a temper tantrum and shut down the Victoria construction industry for two weeks.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 21st
2021.

Humphrey Bogart (reading the newspaper): “Nazis and Communists down in Australia eh? I just thought they had kangaroos and koala bears.”

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