Renfield and The Virginia Earthquake

August 23, 2011 at 9:12 pm (Vampire novel) (, , , )

Renfield R. Renfield was lying in bed in the motel room with a big huge smile on his face- probably the biggest smile he had on his face in his entire life.

The phone rang.

Renfield happily reached for it.

“Hello,” Renfield grinned up at the ceiling.

“Renfield,” it was his colleague Amadeus Emanon’s voice, “are you all right? Are you okay? Is everything fine?”.

“Was never better,” Renfield said as he smoked a cigarette for the first time in his life.

“But I just heard on BBC News that a major earthquake has hit Virginia,” Amadeus gasped, “it was felt as far away as Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The shaking could be felt in North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Washington DC and New York City.”

“Earthquake?” said Renfield who was in the American state of Virginia on special assignment for his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, “I don’t recall any earthquake. I remember picking up a very attractive hooker last night.”

“But they said a major earthquake struck which had its epicenter in Virginia very very very close to where you’re staying occurred at around 1:51 PM local time,” Amadeus explained.

“Really?” Renfield looked at his watch, “gee that was around the exact same time I finally came…”

“You da man,” the attractive looking hooker in bed next to him moaned in post-orgasmic super ecstasy, “you most definitely DA Man.”

To be continued.

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