Miriam Hasafa In Moscow

June 8, 2022 at 9:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Set Enterprises Intelligence Agent Miriam Hasafa was in Moscow

Miriam Hasafa an Intelligence operative and special agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit (of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set) was in Moscow the capital of the Russian Federation.

Her assignment was to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin and to determine what, if anything, he had planned in using nuclear weapons during the course of the Ukraine-Russia War.

Standing in front of the Kremlin, Miriam Hasafa was talking on a secure smart phone with another Set Enterprises Intelligence operative Miranda Singh who was at Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Headquarters in London.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had managed a counter-espionage coup earlier this year when they managed to stop a Russian Intelligence plot to assassinate the actor who played Paddington Bear prior to filming what became the popular Platinum Jubilee Celebrations video in which Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II had had tea with Paddington Bear at Buckingham Palace.

Both Miriam Hasafa and Miranda Singh were instrumental in stopping the plot to bump off dear old Paddington.

Also with some help from Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal twin sister of famous London consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) who managed to get a captured Russian Intelligence agent to talk.

The counter-espionage coup seemed to benefit everyone in Britain from Paddington Bear to the Queen’s Paddington Bear adoring great-grandchildren Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis of Cambridge to Her Majesty herself to the pillow department at Harrods Department Store in London where they made huge profits in the sale of very very very comfortable pillows to a now defrocked Russian Intelligence agent.

Miranda Singh gave Miriam Hasafa the World Intelligence update.

Among the interesting tidbits Miranda gave Miriam was that Joe Biden, on the advice of the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles, had refused to condemn the assassination attempt on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Alyssa Milano the Baal and Moloch worshipping airheaded star of the early 2000s TV series Charmed was in a Los Angeles witchcraft store wanting her money back on a Brett Kavanaugh voodoo doll and pin that she had recently purchased.

Miriam thought to herself that the United States of America was going to Hell in a handbasket held by a badly dressed Handmaid’s Tale banshee hag.

She went off to a Moscow restaurant in hopes that she would prevent the rest of the world from going to Hell in a handbasket.

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin was sitting in his office in the Kremlin when the door opened and in walked a ghost white salamander.

The ghost white salamander was wearing a top hat, a tuxedo and a Larry King autographed bow tie.

The salamander doffed his top hat, bowed and said, “My name is Belvedere. And I invite you to dine at the Oasis Gardens Assyrian Restaurant here in Moscow.”

The salamander left a business card with the restaurant’s address on it on Putin’s desk, bowed and left.

Putin picked up the card.

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin entered the Oasis Gardens Assyrian Restaurant a new dining establishment here in downtown Moscow.

He gazed around the room when he saw this vision:

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 8th
2022.

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Miriam Hasafa

June 7, 2022 at 9:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Miriam Hasafa was an intelligence agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit

Miriam Hasafa was currently in Astana, Kazakhstan.

Her employer the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set preferred to call it Astana not really approving of its name change to Nur-Sultan in 2019 seeing that he didn’t approve of capital cities being named after politicians.

She would soon be flying to Moscow where she’d be investigating the intrigues of Vladimir Putin’s Kremlin.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit were doing a lot of work these days.

Vladimir Putin was seeking to rebuild the Russian Imperial Empire of Peter the Great.

The World Economic Forum, the European Union, NATO and much of the Western World were seeking to build a totalitarian New World Order that would become the home base of the Antichrist when he made his appearance on the global stage.

In the U.S., the Moloch Deep State within the American CIA were using a new sound wave technology to get nutcases to shoot people in mass shootings so that there would be increasing demands for gun confiscation so that no one would be able to resist the New World Order when Joe Biden’s handlers decide to impose it on America.

And then there was the Russia-Ukraine War which seemed to be turning into a long war of attrition using conventional warfare methods.

But Vladimir Putin had been hinting since the war began that he might use hypersonic missiles on western capitals.

The threats were dismissed by most western media commentators (although most western media commentators have never once made an accurate geopolitical prognostication ever since World War I broke out in the summer of 1914. They’re about as accurate as the health “experts” were in the plandemic of 2020-2021).

So the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had cause for concern.

Thus they were sending one of their best agents Miriam Hasafa to Moscow to find out what Vladimir Putin and his advisors were up to.

Miriam Hasafa about to begin a dangerous mission.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 7th
2022.

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Joe Biden Sniffs Jacinda Ardern’s Hair

May 31, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , )

The Samaritan woman at the well heard the call of Jesus.
Joe Biden and Jacinda Ardern, who were busy making out in the Oval Office, did not.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at London’s Set Enterprises when he had a vision.

The vision was this:

Joe Biden and New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern were making out in the privacy of the Oval Office after their public press conference.

Joe Biden was busy sniffing Jacinda Ardern’s hair, “Is that Herbal Essences or VO5 that I smell?”.

“Oh, kiss me, Joe, kiss me,” Ardern moaned in ecstasy.

“I’m afraid I don’t know the members of KISS,” Biden picked a fly off the wall and ate it, “But I might be able to get ahold of Marilyn Manson or Alice Cooper for you.”

“Oh, Joe, Joe,” Ardern continued to moan.

“Oh, the smell, the smell,” Biden got a lock of the New Zealand Prime Minister’s hair caught in his nostrils.

He dropped a load in his Depends diapers.

“Oh, the smell, the smell,” Ardern shrieked before passing out.

. . .

The commander of the Swiss Guards came running into the study of Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis.

“Your Holiness,” the Swiss Guard commander said, “There’s a monkey loose in the Vatican.”

“What’s a monkey doing loose in the Vatican?” Bergoglio asked as he ate a banana.

“He escaped from one of Bill Gates’ experimental labs in Rome,” the Swiss Guard commander explained, “He jumped over the Vatican wall, claimed refugee status and is now wanting free range in the Vatican kitchens.”

“Does he have the pox?” Bergoglio was very concerned and he wiped sweat off his brow.

“We don’t know whether he has the pox or not,” the Swiss Guard commander shrugged, “we know he doesn’t have the vax.”

“Then he shouldn’t be in the Vatican,” Bergoglio wagged his finger in a very angry fashion, “There are two things we can’t have in the Vatican. One is the Latin Tridentine Mass. And the other is the unvaccinated.”

. . .

Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The Russian leader looked well despite rumours that he was ill.

The same could not be said for New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern who was currently barfing in the White House toilet at that moment.

Putin had just approved a Russian military intelligence plan to have an unvaccinated priest say a Latin Tridentine Mass in the Vatican this coming weekend.

“We’ve got another request from Pope Francis that he be invited to Moscow so that he can negotiate peace between Russia and Ukraine,” Lavrov noted.

“Put the request in the Kremlin trash can along with the others,” Putin directed.

“We also got a request from North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un that he be invited to Moscow to negotiate a peace between Russia and Ukraine,” Lavrov pointed out.

“Really?” Putin put down his bowl of borscht and smiled.

“Yes,” Lavrov nodded.

“Invite the two of them to Moscow together,” Putin had a glint in his eye, “let them hammer out a peace between Russia and Ukraine together.”

“All right,” Lavrov went to send off the invitations.

“At least the Western news media can’t accuse me of not having a sense of humour,” Putin drummed his fingers on his office desk top.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 31st 2022.

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British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Advice To Vladimir Putin

May 19, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

As Mei-ling Manchu plots the overthrow of Communist China’s despot Xi Jinping, British MP Renfield R. Renfield gives advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast

Mei-ling Manchu was getting plenty of new support for her cause to overthrow Xi.

Shanghai’s residents were fed up with his rule after being locked down and pad locked behind iron fences in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus.

Students at Beijing universities were tearing down the iron fences that Beijing police were putting up in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus (that the Wuhan Institute of Virology had released upon the world with the encouragement of Bill Gates who was now working on a new and improved Monkeypox virus).

Only the brainless leaders of the Western world and the brainless mainstream media in the western world and CCP propaganda itself thought that Xi’s rule was secure and iron clad.

They were all blind to the shaking going on behind the Bamboo Curtain.

Meanwhile in Canada, Alberta’s Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney (who had thrown pastors in jail for violating his draconian Maoist style lockdowns in the name of the worship of the blessed and eternal Coronavirus) had announced his resignation as United Conservative Party leader yesterday May 18th (on what would have been Pope John Paul II’s 102nd birthday) since only 51.4% of the party membership had voted for him in a leadership review.

His United Conservative Party wasn’t so united after all.

And over in Britain, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “Russian President Vladimir Putin is always telling everyone that he opposes the New World Order of the Great Reset being promoted by Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum and the vaccinazi leaders of the Western world (the European Union, Canada, the U.S., Australia and New Zealand). The sign of loyalty and fidelity to this New World Order is to wear a stupid looking diaper over one’s face (as Justin Trudeau always does when he isn’t wearing blackface) in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus. And also to hold sodomite Pride parades all over the place in the month of June where weird looking freaks, degenerates and perverts blaspheme the sign of God’s rainbow.
Anyways the World Economic Forum is holding its annual general meeting this coming Sunday May 22nd to Thursday May 26th in Davos, Switzerland.
This conference will host over 2,000 political and industry leaders who back the goals of the World Economic Forum and its Great Reset and the New Age Communist 2030 Sustainability Agenda of the United Nations.
They will discuss their plans for “pandemic recovery, tackling climate change, the future for work, accelerating stakeholder capitalism (what they call their system of hybrid Fascism and Marxism combined) and harnessing new technologies (their expression for eliminating 8.5 billion people of the world’s population and turning obnoxious billionaire oligarchs like George Soros and Bill Gates into immortal Transhumanist gods by uniting their decrepit and spastic old bodies with AI technology so that the world might enjoy their wisdom (or lack thereof!) forever.”

Renfield went on, “Anyways this World Economic Forum Annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland will have immense security measures for its so-called elite participants including 5000 military personnel and a strictly enforced no-fy zone.
So while Ukraine doesn’t get a no-fly zone, the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland does.
If Vladimir Putin is truly opposed to the New World Order of the Great Reset, I call upon him to defy the no-fly zone and send a hypersonic missile directly at Davos and blow all the evil demon worshipping adherents at that conference away to kingdom come.
Thank you for listening, ladies and gentlemen. God bless you. And good night.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 19th
2022.

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Acheronus the Centaur Attacks Russian Military Base In Eastern Ukraine

May 12, 2022 at 9:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Acheronus the Centaur from Acheron the River of Woe in the Underworld Realm of Hades (with a nude ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith riding his back) attacks a Russian military base in Eastern Ukraine

Acheronus the centaur usually used a bow and arrow to slay people.

But last night at a drunken party in the throne room of Hades and Persephone- King and Queen of the Underworld- a drunken Minotaur had sat down on top of Acheronus’ bow and arrow breaking it.

The bow and arrow had immediately been sent to Hephaestus for repair.

However Acheronus had recently been hired to attack a Russian military base in eastern Ukraine and he was without a weapon.

The centaur went to see a friend of his – Lilith the ancient Babylonian vampiress- about the matter.

Lilith gave him a metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club to mow down Russian soldiers.

As well as vampire bat metallic edged spurs for his front legs and a metallic vampire bat edged spur for his right arm.

Acheronus with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club and wearing his metallic vampire bat edged spurs as Lilith rides his back

Acheronus wiped out an entire battalion of 1200 Russian soldiers with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club.

Lilith then asked Acheronus if she could ride his front.

Acheronus replied that his personal development, physical exercise and motivatational coach advised him not to have sex when he was in warfare training.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield, when informed of this later, quipped, “I’d think seriously about changing my personal development, physical exercise and motivational coach for another.”

Russian President Vladimir Putin was angry when he heard about Acheronus’ wiping out of an entire Russian battalion.

He ordered all of Russia’s intelligence services to find out who was responsible for hiring Acheronus the centaur.

Whoever that individual was would be treated to a Polonium-210 cocktail.

If it was a national government, that nation would be subject to a hypersonic nuclear missile attack Putin vowed.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 12th
2022.

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Renfield’s Podcast For May 9th 2022

May 9, 2022 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

In Russia, a Russian servicewoman marks Victory Day in Moscow in which the victory by Russia and the other Soviet states during the Great Patriotic War (as World War II in Russia is called) against Hitler is celebrated

It was Monday May 9th 2022.

Russia was marking Victory Day in the Great Patriotic War.

Putin said the war (or as he called it “special military operation”) was caused by NATO expansion.

Pope Francis made a statement last week agreeing with him.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield went on to the next item in his podcast.

Said Renfield, “Even though there’s a war going on, Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau yesterday took his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland and his foreign minister Melanie Joly to Kyiv Ukraine to attend a U2 concert held in the city’s subway.”

As the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit projected a scene on to the Kiev subway wall behind Bono and The Edge showing a scene from a zombie movie in which living dead zombies were busy looking for brains, Bono sang, “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…”

And Jill Biden gave roses to Ukraine’s First Lady for Mother’s Day.

Said Renfield, “With all these heads of government and rock stars visiting Kyiv, the Ukrainian city is rapidly turning into the new Davos Switzerland (home of the World Economic Forum).”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 9th
2022.

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Carson Cody Albion and The Deadliest of Spies

April 20, 2022 at 10:04 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Carson Cody Albion Private Eye had been asked to trail and follow a female Russian spy- an assignment he was very much enjoying

It was the spring of 1957.

And Carson Cody Albion Private Eye was walking the sidewalks of Los Angeles.

He had been hired to tail a female Russian spy.

It was a tail he was very much enjoying.

Suddenly Albion was accosted by a store detective who had noticed that the private eye was following the woman.

“What are you?” The store detective got up close into Albion’s face, “Some sort of pervert?”.

“No, I’m not a Hollywood producer,” Albion decked the man with his fists and knocked him out cold.

He had lost track of the woman.

A gentle breeze at that moment carried with it a whiff of the woman’s sensuous perfume.

Albion was back on track.

The woman entered an apartment building.

Albion recognized the building.

Janos Korda a Hungarian physicist who had fled his homeland after the failed 1956 uprising against Communist rule the year before lived there.

Korda had found a job working at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.

One of the founders of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory was rocket engineer Jack Parsons.

Jack Parsons had been back in the 1940s a disciple of English occultist Aleister Crowley.

In early 1946 Parsons and science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard who was also a disciple of Crowley (Hubbard would later go on to found the Church of Scientology) worked on a series of magic rituals that they called the Babalon Working.

The rituals invoked the spirit of the Whore of Babylon.

Also called Babalon.

Crowley and the two men claimed they succeeded.

Parsons was killed in a home laboratory explosion in 1952.

Although police felt that the 37-year-old Parsons’ death was an accident, other associates suspected it was suicide or murder.

When Korda had arrived to work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, the fluent English language speaker Korda had been given a notebook of Parsons to read and analyze.

The notes consisted of Thelemite meditation techniques (Thelema had been the name of the religion founded by Aleister Crowley).

While meditating Korda came in contact with an entity calling itself Aiwass (the same entity that Crowley claimed to have once contacted and later sketched. The entity resembles an ET alien gray).

Aiwass gave Korda the plans for a new type of rocket.

Korda was so impressed with Aiwass’ plans that he wrote rocket engineer Wernher von Braun about it.

Unfortuntately Janos Korda’s letter to von Braun was intercepted by a Communist in the U.S. Post Office (Unfortunately Wisconsin Sen. Joe McCarthy had neglected to look for Communists in the U.S. Post Office).

The letter found its way to Soviet KGB headquarters in Moscow.

And thus the beautiful and lovely Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch was dispatched to Los Angeles to seduce Janos Korda.

She got into his apartment.

She got into his arms.

And she got into his notebook (in which he had detailed Aiwass’ plans for rocketry and missiles).

Once the notebook was in her left hand, she shot him dead with her right hand.

Carson Cody Albion, who had stopped to buy himself a Coke from the apartment building’s Coke machine, thought that perhaps he shouldn’t have stopped to buy himself a Coke as soon as he heard the gun shots.

He tried to finish his bottle of Coke as quickly as he could and then ran upstairs.

When he entered the apartment, Janos Korda was lying dead on the floor and Korda’s pet budgie was saying, “The horror. The horror.”

“Excuse me,” Albion asked the budgie, “But are you saying “The horror. The horror.” ? Or “The whore. The whore.”? Because there is a difference you know.”

Meanwhile the lovely and beautiful Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch was already fleeing down the fire escape.

A group of Grade 7 boys from a nearby private boys’ school were already looking straight up the fire escape at the tight skirted dress lovely female spy’s descent.

Their Art Appreciation teacher (who was a woman) who had been escorting them on a walk to a nearby art gallery suddenly broke into a lecture on the dangers of blindness (or even jail!) if one engaged in a certain physical activity (particularly in public).

As for the notebook, it returned safely to Moscow along with the lovely and beautiful Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch.

Aiwass’ plans for the rocket were successful.

The USSR launched the Sputnik 1 satellite a few months later.

As for Aiwass’ missile, that took a little longer to develop.

Until Wednesday April 20th 2022.

When Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the launch of a new intercontinental ballistic missile.

As he warned the West not to keep threatening Russia’s security in the Ukraine War.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 20th
2022.

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A Night In Moscow

April 13, 2022 at 8:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Would you not like to know what was in that samovar besides hot water for tea, Mr. Putin?” Asked the mysterious woman in black.

“I suppose,” Putin was starting to turn green.

“It was Polonium-210 with which you’ve bumped off a few of your opponents,” the woman smiled.

“Who set you up for this?” Putin wanted to know.

“It was British MP Renfield R. Renfield,” the woman resumed brushing her hair.

“I didn’t think it was Joe Biden or anyone in his administration,” Putin started to cough, “I knew it had to be somebody with brains.”

“And that definitely leaves out Justin Trudeau,” the woman started applying black mascara to her eye lashes.

“What will become of Russia without me?” Putin struggled to reach out for a pen to write his Last Will and Testament.

“Renfield’s already reached out to the late Czar Nicholas II’s nearest relative,” the woman answered.

“You mean Renfield intends to replace me with a real Czar?” Putin croaked.

Thus ended Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s vision.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 13th
2022.

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Joe Biden Hopes To Outleap Jack Kennedy’s Giant Leap To The Moon

March 29, 2022 at 10:53 pm (Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

The photographer had travelled back in time to take her photo.

He had seen her in a dream.

But he knew that she was real.

And that she had actually lived.

In a time before him.

So he took the Tesla-Houdini-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr magic lantern film projector in his hand.

And went back to that time.

He got her to pose for him.

“I’ve never seen you before,” the woman said when the photo session was over.

“That’s because I come from another time,” he answered her.

The way he said it, she knew he spoke the truth.

And she gathered that he had come from the future.

“Why did you come to this time?” She asked.

“Because,” he answered, “I wanted to come to a time when women were women. And men weren’t.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of senile old fool Joe Biden making what he called an important announcement.

“An announcement,” a totally brown hair couloured Jen Psaki said, “that would be even more earth shattering than President John F. Kennedy’s May 25th 1961 address to a joint session of Congress in which he said he wanted to put a man on the moon by 1970.”

Joe Biden approached the podium wearing only a face mask.

And actually wearing ONLY a face mask.

A geriatric production of The Emperor’s New Clothes designed to turn heads and turn stomachs.

Biden then took off his face mask.

“Ladies and gentlemen and others,” Biden began, “I have an important announcement to make. Even more important than that Jack Kennedy guy’s speech where he wanted to put a man on the moon by 1970. I intend to make 90% of the American Armed Forces LGBTQ2s+ by the year 2030.”

One old timer watching at home on television whispered to another old timer, “I wonder if Stanley Kubrick will rise from the grave to direct this production the same way some people claim that he directed John F. Kennedy’s original dream.”

. . .

The pro-Sodom and Gomorrah government of Ireland in the Irish Republic’s capital of Dublin was absolutely thrilled by Biden’s historic announcement.

They commissioned the writing of a new Irish Army Fighting Song to celebrate the day.

One that was written by the end of the day.

The song was written to the tune of the old Tommy Makem and The Clancy Brothers song Bold O’ Donohue.

Here are some of the lyrics that were to be sung by the soldiers in the Irish Army,

“Oh I’m a puff and you’re a puff and he’s a puffter too
And everywhere we go, they say, Oh there’s O’ Donohue…”

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin watched Biden’s “historic” announcement and the 1st official singing of the new Irish Army Fighting Song on television along with his top Russian generals.

When the news clips were over, Putin gazed solemnly and sadly at each Russian general present in the room.

Finally he spoke.

“You know,” Putin sighed, “It’s finally dawned on me that the Ukrainians might not be the fierce ferocious fighters that they are had we allowed them to join NATO many years ago.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 29th
2022.

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Sophia Catches Her Son At Perverted Party In Kiev

March 21, 2022 at 10:17 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic Goddess of Wisdom catches her son Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun at a perverted party in Kiev rather than fighting in the Greek centaur Chiron’s army of leprechauns and gnomes

Sophia had heard the rumours.

Rather than fighting against invading Russian troops her son Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was supposedly attending a coming out party of the LGBTQ2s+ community in the City of Kiev hosted by Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskiy in celebration of the New World Order that an airheaded Ukrainian woman MP Kira Rudyk said that Ukraine was fighting for.

The demons Baal and Baphomet were present at the LGBTQ2s+ coming out party as freaks, fruits and nuts whose hair was all the colours of the rainbow (plus colours not in the rainbow) gave the appearance of a Liberace and Elton John directed version of the 1968 zombie film Night of The Living Dead.

Ukrainan President Volodymyr Zelenskiy, who had just got into some trouble for releasing a fake news video of the Eiffel Tower in Paris France being attacked by Russian missiles, addressed the crowd, “I understand we’ve got some foreign guests who are here with us virtually on Zoom.”

The crowd cheered.

“How many women from America are here with us today?” Zelenskiy asked.

2/3 of Joe Biden’s deputy cabinet appointees put up their hands as well as some muscle bound ogre who just won the first place gold medal in an NCAA Women’s Swimming Competition in the U.S.

Yaldabaoth, who was busy drinking green beer while Zelenskiy grandstanded in black leather pants and spiked high heeled shoes as holographic images of George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab applauded in the background, was immediately spotted by Sophia.

“I thought you were supposed to be fighting invaders,” Sophia approached him.

“Well…” Yaldabaoth was at a loss for words.

Sophia took Yaldabaoth over her knee and spanked him.

. . .

Meanwhile diplomatic relations between the U.S. and Russia were on the verge of collapse after senile old fool Joe Biden called Russian President Vladimir Putin “a war criminal”.

The ghostly voice of Mortimer Snerd (who was the secondary ventriloquist dummy- after Charlie McCarthy- of American ventriloquist Edgar Bergen) called Biden from Hell (where he was doing a stand-up comedy routine with Cerberus) and told him that it wasn’t smart to call the leader of a nuclear power “a war criminal”.

Russia’s Foreign Ministry had summoned U.S. Ambassador to Moscow John Sullivan to give him a dressing down.

Actor John Cleese (who played Basil Fawlty on the 1970s British sitcom Fawlty Towers) told a member of the British press, “I called Vladimir Putin a war criminal once but I think I got away with it…”

. . .

Meanwhile the demons Baal and Baphomet had left Kiev and had gone to French President Emmanuel Macron’s bedroom to enjoy some champagne cocktails with the Klaus Schwab approved former Global Youth leader.

“We’re looking forward to this Friday,” the half-male, half-female half-human half-goat demon Baphomet told Macron.

“What happens Friday?” Macron asked as he chased an elderly cougar around the bedroom.

“Haven’t you heard?” Baal said as he sampled a Planned Parenthood appetizer from a Paris clinic, “That’s when the demon Pachamama worshipping AntiPope Francis supposedly consecrates Russia and Ukraine to the Immaculate Heart of Mary.”

Baal and Baphomet both roared with laughter as Macron adjusted his toupee.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 21st
2022.

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