Pope Francis Adopts Witches’ Calendar To Promote Season of Creation

September 1, 2022 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, Vampire novel, witchcraft) (, , , , , , , , , )

Samhain Cardinal Salaman was reading the latest directives from Pope Francis.

Pope Francis was ordering that all Vatican linked institutions must turn over their accounts to the Vatican Bank by October 1st 2022.

“What’s up with that?” Cardinal Salaman wondered.

He then read a report from a Vatican Jesuit spy in Washington DC.

According to the Vatican Jesuit spy, Joe Biden sacrificed some unknown young woman to a statue of the Greek goddess Artemis while a NASA big shot named Dr. Nachash Naga sang the Leonard Cohen song Hallelujah.

“I think that particular Jesuit spy must be eating too many magic mushrooms,” Cardinal Salaman sipped his coffee.

He then read another directive from Pope Francis.

Francis had just proclaimed a new season called the Season of Creation which runs from September 1st to October 4th.

Interestingly enough the Southern Hemisphere Spring/Northern Hemisphere Autumn Equinox falls smack dab in the middle of the Season of Creation.

Which leads one to speculate that Pope Francis had borrowed his idea for a Season of Creation from the witches’ wiccan calendar.

Francis seemed to be heavy into practicing witchcraft these days.

A number of years back he had opened a Catholic World Youth Day by carrying a witch’s stang into the assembly.

Back on October 4th 2019 the Pontiff presided over a ceremony in which an idol of the Inca demon goddess Pachamama was brought into the Vatican.

Then on July 27th 2022, Francis listened with his hand over his heart as a Huron-Wendat shaman invoked the Spirit Great Grandmother of the West who was the leader of the Circle of Spirits.

The Spirit Great Grandmother was known by various names such as Spider Grandmother in Navajo, Hopi, Apache and Pueblo traditions. She was the pre-Columbian Teotihuacan Great Goddess. She was called Toci Yoalticitl by the Aztecs. She was called Ixchel by the Mayas.

Samhain Cardinal Salaman fell asleep and dreamed he was visiting a misty marsh he often visited in his boyhood.

In the middle of the misty marsh was a vampiress witch who was celebrating Pope Francis’ new Season of Creation.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday September 1st

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Renfield Discusses Wicca Witchcraft, Mind Control and The Kavanaugh Nomination With Amadeus

October 5, 2018 at 11:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Renfield Discusses Wicca Witchcraft, Mind Control and The Kavanaugh Nomination With Amadeus

“What are you contemplating?” Amadeus asked Renfield as he ate an egg sandwich.

“I’m thinking about a disturbing article I came across from 2008 regarding Kavanaugh accuser psychologist Christine Blasey Ford and her research on “self-hypnosis” and creating “artificial situations” in the mind for a neurolinguistic programming firm,” Renfield answered

“Oh?” Amadeus paused in eating his sandwich, “And what is meant by “self-hypnosis” and creating “artificial situations” in the mind?”.

“Well aside from its application in psychology and psychiatry, there is an amateur form of it widely practiced in popular culture,” Renfield answered.

“There is?” Amadeus was curious.

“The most popular form of it is called the Silva Method,” Renfield answered, “what used to be called Silva Mind Control about 30 or 40 years ago until news of the CIA brainwashing experiments and the methods of various mind control cults like the People’s Temple in Jonestown, Guyana came into the public consciousness.”

Not knowing the history of the People’s Temple, Amadeus poured himself a glass of Kool-Aid and drank it asking, “What is the Silva Method formerly Silva Mind Control?”.

“A very simple form of self-hypnosis,” Renfield explained, “also known as guided imagery. You’re asked to imagine in your mind a very quiet place like by a lake, a stream or in a forest or meadow or some beautiful tranquil place. You’re asked to empty your mind completely of all other things and just clearly visualize the place. Then you’re asked to either visualize people or animals or maybe other beings coming to talk to you.”

“Really?” Amadeus put some cheese on a slice of bread.

“And here’s where it sometimes crosses the line from self-hypnosis to the beginning stages of shamanism as practiced by a Siberian shaman or Lakota Sioux Medicine Man or African tribal witch doctor when these beings appear,” Renfield went on, “for they can cease being figments of your imagination and sometimes become actual spirits you’re in contact with. For the Siberian shaman or the Lakota Sioux Medicine Man or the African tribal witch doctor, they’ve undergone years of training to tell the good spirits from the bad spirits. Not so for today’s products of our current modern educational system who have the Silva Method or Guided Imagery or whatever it is called suddenly thrust upon them. You could suddenly find yourself under demonic influences faster than if you’re fooling around with a Ouija board.”

“Really?” Amadeus’ face turned as white as the colour that his shirt used to be before he started eating chocolate ice cream.

“Yes, there was once a popular non-fiction book writer called Napoleon Hill who wrote a book called Think and Grow Rich in which he recommended to his readers an exercise in Visualization and Guided Imagery,” Renfield explained, “they were asked to imagine themselves presiding over a government Cabinet room. And members of the Cabinet that Napoleon Hill selected for his own personal advisers were men like Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. And a few others. Hill would visualize the cabinet room clearly and then clearly visualize each one of his advisers and cabinet members come into the room and sit down and give him advice. Hill once got so scared when he started noticing the Lincoln and Washington he was summoning seemed to start developing personalities not under his control. He was so scared that he stopped doing the Visualization and Guided Imagery exercise for a while.”

Amadeus looked out the window and noticed the 2 demon possessed dogs of the Cotswolds- a three headed dog like Cerberus and the reincarnated Hound of The Baskervilles running and barking across the Set Estate while the neighbourhood cat Tinkleton Pinkleton ran up a tree clutching a copy of the new bestselling book The Silva Method For Cats.

“What about self-hypnosis and artificial situations in the mind as practiced by psychiatrists and psychologists like Christine Blasey Ford?” Amadeus asked.

“Well, they’re supposed to be practiced in a more professional manner of course,” Renfield admitted, “but on the question of hypnosis by psychologists, there were several notorious cases back in the 1990s and early 2000s where the therapist botched the therapy session and somehow inadvertently gave the patients false memories while they were under hypnosis. The patients were convinced that they had been sexually assaulted by a family member. The courts initially believed the patient’s testimony and sentenced the offending family member to prison. Then upon further investigation, it was discovered that the therapist by misplaced leading questions had botched the memory recall for the patient under hypnosis and given them memories of events that had never actually happened in reality. However because the patient thoroughly believed that the events had indeed happened, they made quite convincing eyewitness testimony in a court of law and several innocent men and even a few innocent women were falsely convicted of sexual assault.”

“Now in terms of “self-hypnosis” and creating “artificial situations” in the mind, it’s intended to help patients deal with stress either in the present or a future situation by imagining and clearly visualizing something to help them in that situation,” Renfield stated.

“I see,” Amadeus nodded.

“But suppose you hypnotized yourself into imagining a certain situation in the past that never happened but you imagined to convince yourself that it did,” Renfield pointed out, “think how convincing you’d be on the witness stand.”

“Are you saying that Christine Blasey Ford using her expertise in this matter hypnotized herself into thinking that she was sexually assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh?” Amadeus asked thoroughly shocked.

“That’s the trillion dollar question,” Renfield replied, “like the profits Planned Parenthood earns each year.”

“Where does Sen. Dianne Feinstein fit into all this?” Amadeus asked.

“I wouldn’t trust Dianne Feinstein as far as I could throw her,” Renfield answered, “a woman anonymously tells Sen. Feinstein that she was sexually assaulted by Kavanaugh but doesn’t want it revealed. Sen. Feinstein doesn’t even mention such a serious charge as this even in a closed door session of the committee. But then just when it looks like Kavanaugh’s nomination is about to be approved, lo and behold the accuser’s name is publicly leaked to the media and Sen. Feinstein announces it. How convenient. The fact that Dr. Ford studied self-hypnosis and creating artificial situations in the mind is very suspicious. I might have thought it was coincidental if I hadn’t discovered that actress Alyssa Milano is a friend of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and asked Alyssa to sit behind Brett Kavanaugh while he was testifying.”

“Wasn’t she the one who played Phoebe on Charmed?” Amadeus asked.

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “she’s also a practicing witch in real life like her character on Charmed. When she sat there behind Kavanaugh, she kept burrowing her eyes into the back of his neck- you can see it for yourself if you watch the clip- intensely concentrating and looking all weird and spaced out as if she was trying to cast a Wiccan spell on him.”

“Wow, weird,” said Amadeus.

“America has become like the Weimar Republic and Hitler’s Third Reich, infested with occult practices and peculiar beliefs that fall across all parts of the political spectrum from left to center to right,” Renfield pointed out, “in such an irrational nutcase political setting which makes Vladimir Putin smile at the thought that America will destroy itself on its own, it’s thoroughly conceivable that a woman might hypnotize herself into saying she was sexually assaulted by someone whose political ideas she violently disagrees with. I’m not saying that’s what happened but given America’s current political environment, it could have happened like that. America is like Rome in the days of the Emperor Caligula.”

Amadeus noticed a newspaper article on how Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau relies on an imaginary ET Gray friend named Gali-Gula from the planet Nibiru to give him advice and wisdom.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 5th

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