Lilith-Belfor Axis To Destroy Israel

September 30, 2015 at 7:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Lilith-Belfor Axis To Destroy Israel

The sight was somewhat unusual.

A beautiful red headed woman wearing a green evening dress walking alongside a man who looked the part of what a middle-aged Mormon missionary suffering a mid-life crisis might look like if he was trying to recapture the glory days of his youth.

The background was even more unusual.

It was the bombed out remnants of a Syrian town recently hit by Russian war planes.

Back in Washington D.C., U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry was pulling his hair out over the possibility of World War III breaking out in Syria.

A Kerry aide was already on the line trying to get hold of Donald Trump to see what colour of spider monkeys’ fur the Republican Party Presidential front runner used for his hair pieces.

Another Kerry aide was trying to get hold of President Obama to stop the outbreak of World War III.

But President Obama was already on another line trying to deal with what he considered a far more pressing issue- trying to arrange a diplomatic tete a tete between Sir Elton John and Russian President Vladimir Putin to resolve their differences on the issue of gay rights.

Meanwhile back in the bombed out ruins of the Syrian town, the woman in the green evening dress spoke to the middle-aged Mormon missionary looking man who looked to be suffering a mid-life crisis.

“Well,” the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith asked, “what do you think?”.

“Well,” CIA agent Bob Belfor answered, “it looks like the Russian Air Force have inflicted damage unlike our Air Force when we hit Islamic State targets. The only time we get it right on target on IS is when we’re supposed to be dropping supplies to our allies and we end up dropping them safe and intact into Islamic State hands by mistake.”

“Yes, you Americans seem to be bungling this war quite nicely,” Lilith looked around.

“We try our best,” Belfor smiled.

“But the reason I called you here,” Lilith drew closer to Belfor, “is can you arrange an incident to happen between Russia and the Israelis?”.

Lilith had made it her life long vampiric mission to destroy the nation of Israel ever since rabbinic commentators had slandered her good name in the Babylonian Talmud.

As for the mid-life crisis suffering CIA agent Bob Belfor, he wasn’t too pleased with the Israelis either ever since the Mossad agent code named the Controller of The Golem had referred to him Bob Belfor as a “total jackass” at an international secret agents’ cocktail party in Geneva 5 years ago.

“I think,” Bob Belfor grinned, “that can be arranged.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 30th
2015.

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The Kings of West and East

August 19, 2015 at 7:44 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Poetry) (, , )

The Kings of West and East

The kings of west and east
play a game of war and peace
and World War III Rises
like leaven above yeast

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Disappointed With BBC World News

March 4, 2014 at 7:44 pm (Commentary, Crime, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Personal essays) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Disappointed With BBC World News

I’m so disappointed with BBC World News at the moment.

I turned on the TV to see what was the latest with the Ukraine crisis and the possibility of full-scale war breaking out and instead all they had on was stupid live coverage of the stupid Oscar Pistorius murder trial in South Africa.

I remember when I was a teen-ager back in 1995 how important news stories of that year took a back seat to the O.J. Simpson murder trial in Los Angeles.

Every time some stupid pompous arrogant hubris filled famous athlete kills his wife or ex-wife or girlfriend, the news media go into positive orgasms over the whole matter.

I’d expect such stupidity coming from the American news media but I didn’t expect such stupidity coming from the BBC.

I can well imagine the following scenario if the Ukraine crisis does somehow spin totally out of control and produce World War III:

CNN’s Anderson Cooper: And we’ve just received word that Washington DC has been destroyed by a nuclear missile.
We will now be talking to an American General about the current retaliatory nuclear missile attack on Moscow…
oh wait… we’re going to have to put that interview on hold because we’ve got a live feed coming in from the Oscar Pistorius murder trial in Pretoria South Africa where the courtroom has just heard the riveting testimony of an Afrikaans speaking toilet seat repairman.
Oops… our reporter was just knocked over by a BBC cameraman also in a rush to get the story…
okay… here’s the live feed coming from Pretoria now… oh no… our transmission satellite over South Africa was just shot down… bloody Russians…

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Renfield’s Holiday Greetings

December 2, 2013 at 7:53 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Renfield’s Holiday Greetings

Amadeus Emanon was sitting by himself in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s mansion in West End London.

His usual compadre Renfield R. Renfield had taken holidays for a week.

The phone rang.

Amadeus picked it up.

It was Renfield.

“Hey, what’s up?” Amadeus asked.

“I’m flying a U.S. Air Force jet over the newly declared Chinese Air Defense Identification Zone over the Senkaku-Diaoyu Islands,” Renfield replied.

“How did you get ahold of a U.S. Air Force jet?” Amadeus asked.

“Well I shapeshifted into a hamster and managed to catch a ride with U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden on his plane over to Tokyo,” Renfield answered, “then over the Pacific I parachuted on to a U.S. aircraft carrier and swiped one of their planes.”

“What do you intend to do?” Amadeus asked with some trepidation.

“I intend to shoot down the first Chinese Air Force plane I see,” Renfield laughed in reply.

“But might not that start World War III?” Amadeus asked.

“That’s the whole idea,” Renfield chuckled, “2013 has been such a lousy year, I figure the world needs a little extra special fireworks this Christmas.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 2nd
2013.

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Haiku About Possible Sarajevo 1914 Like Incident In Today’s World of Late 2013

November 29, 2013 at 4:59 pm (Commentary, Poetry) (, , , , , , )

Haiku About Possible Sarajevo 1914 Like Incident In Today’s World Of Late 2013

Pilot strays through new
air defense zone of China
World War III begins

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How World War III Will Begin

June 17, 2011 at 8:07 pm (Commentary, Humour, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was spending YET another boring Friday night hooked up to the computer in the Set Laboratories Lab.

Michelangelo decided yet again that he’d entertain himself by entering the dreams of the comatose Renfield R. Renfield who was laying in a hospital bed in King’s College Hospital, London.

Using current events from watching BBC World News, Michelangelo decided that he would project a documentary from the far future into Renfield R. Renfield’s dreaming mind.

The female BBC Documentary Announcer from the future intoned, “Coming up next on BBC Documentary Channel our award-winning documentary How World War III Began…”

The program starts.

The voice of the male narrator began the intro,

“World War III would start in the year 2100. It would begin when the City of Vancouver lost yet another game 7 of a Stanley Cup NHL Hockey Championship- the 21st time in history it had done so. This time however the rioters in the streets would have access to nuclear weapons which they would use and send the whole world into a nuclear conflagration of the worst magnitude that would take the Earth centuries to recover…”

Renfield R. Renfied being the deranged psychopathic shapeshifter hamster/human that he was could not help but grin in his sleep as he watched all the carnage and destruction being shown him in his dream.

To be continued.

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