Orson Welles Tells A Story About An Ox On Chinese New Year’s Eve

February 11, 2021 at 10:41 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the ghost of Orson Welles were celebrating Chinese New Year’s Eve via Skype with Mei-ling Manchu (who was Renfield’s ally in seeking to topple the Communist despot Xi Jinping from power in China).

Mei-ling Manchu was sampling a most delectable variety of rice wine.

Renfield was sipping from a rather large glass of sherry.

Orson Welles’ ghost was sipping from a rather large spectral glass of spectral sherry.

“Well, Happy Year of the Ox,” Welles raised his glass in a toast.

“Happy Year of the Ox,” Renfield and Mei-ling joined in.

They drank to the New Year.

Hoping it would be better than the Year of the Rat which saw various plagues descend upon the world.

“Do you know there’s a little known Arthurian tale about Merlin being turned into an ox by the enchantress Morgan le Fay?” Welles’ ghost asked.

“It must be little known,” Renfield admitted, “because I don’t know it.”

Mei-ling laughed.

“Yes,” Welles’ ghostly cheeks were turning from ghostly white to cherry red after imbibing much sherry, “I’ll tell it to you now.”

And this is the story Welles’ ghost told:

It had come to the attention of Morgan le Fay that Merlin was urging Arthur to exile her from Camelot for making illegal moonshine.

The moon was apparently shining on nights when there wasn’t a full moon.

Angry, Morgan took a walk into the woods.

There she stumbled upon an inn The Wild Boar Inn.

Morgan entered the inn, ordered a glass of mead and sat down by the fireplace.

While there she noticed the rather corpulent Baron Grimwald of Grease sitting at a table demanding a large pot sized bowl of boiled ox soup.

“But there’s no ox in the vicinity,” the innkeeper protested.

“Bullocks,” Baron Grimwald cursed.

Morgan left a coin on the table after finishing her glass of mead and left the inn.

While traversing a path through the woods, she stumbled upon Merlin.

Morgan recalled a spell for turning a person into an ox and so she did that to Merlin.

She hastened back to the inn.

“Oh, innkeeper,” she laughed, “There’s an ox walking along that path through the woods. You can now give Baron Grimwald his large pot sized bowl of boiled ox soup.”

“Great,” the innkeeper grabbed all his butcher knives and headed out with his servants to slay and cut up the ox.

Merlin’s owl realized his master was in trouble so headed back to Camelot Castle for help.

Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table were at the time at a jousting tournament in another part of the realm.

Queen Guenevere was there however and she could even speak owl even though no one else in King Arthur’s court gave a hoot.

So Queen Guenevere got on her grayish white horse and rode to the rescue.

She arrived at the Wild Boar Inn just as the innkeeper and his servants were about to butcher the poor ox.

“Wait,” Guenevere got off her high horse.

“Your Majesty,” the innkeeper and his servants bowed to her.

Guenevere happened to know the spell for turning an ox back into a man and therefore used it.

The ox turned back into Merlin.

“Bullocks,” said Morgan when she saw what happened.

“”Bullocks,” said Baron Grimwald when he saw that his dinner was no more.

“And so that’s how Guenevere rescued Merlin from becoming a broiled ox soup,” Welles’ ghost smiled.

“No, I’ve definitely never heard that story before,” Renfield admitted.

“Nor I,” said Mei-ling.

“Here’s to the Year of the Ox,” Welles raised his glass again.

“Happy New Year,” Renfield and Mei-ling joined in the toast.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 11th
2021.

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Christoph Cardinal Schonborn of Vienna Publicly Outs Himself As An Apostle of The Antichrist

January 15, 2021 at 11:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon was reading the Facebook status comment of a geopolitical analyst friend of British MP Renfield R. Renfield:

“The pro-sodomite, pro-gay sexy orgy, pro-allowing filthy drag queen shows to be performed at the High Altar of Saint Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna Cardinal Archbishop of Vienna Christoph Schonborn is an Apostle of the Antichrist.
And judging from remarks he made today on the U.S. election and the Capitol Hill siege in Washington DC (which the satanic Neo-Bolshevik Left in America is going to use to abolish civil liberties in America (when Biden is sworn in) in the same way the Nazis used the German Reichstag fire of February 27th 1933 to abolish civil liberties in Germany) Schonborn is also a Marxist-Leninist Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Communist as well.
Christoph Schonborn is of his father, the Father of Lies, the Devil.
Unless he repents and turns to Christ and His Holy Mother, he shall burn forever in the outer darkness of the flames of the Lake of Fire where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

“I wonder why I was never invited to perform Cumelita at the High Altar of Saint Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna,” Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie wondered aloud as he scratched his chin and scratched other parts of his anatomy after Amadeus had finished reading aloud the Facebook status.

“Perhaps Cardinal Schonborn didn’t want to get a head start on being plunged head first into the Lake of Fire,” Amadeus suggested.

“What did you mean by that?” A perplexed Uncle Ernie asked Amadeus.

The aging and well past his prime drag queen then turned his attention to the kitchen and screamed, “Where the Hell did all those flames come from?”.

“Uncle Ernie!” His adopted niece by marriage exclaimed, “You should never have left your Driver’s License lying around in front of those koala bears you taught how to read. They made you a birthday cake and lit all the candles of your exact age on it.”

“Help!” Help! Fire! Fire!” Uncle Ernie’s adopted nephew by merciful adoption rather than biology opened the front door and went running into the street.

The local fire department soon beat a red path to the kitchen door.

. . .

Xi Jinping’s supernatural spirit entity advisor the Black Dragon was having a meeting with the fallen angel Mephistopheles and his incredibly dim witted protege Joe Biden.

“Comrade Mephisto,” the Black Dragon read aloud from a list of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) demands, “The Party would like to know if you would allow the Red State to be able to harvest the organs of Donald Trump supporters since you’ll have no use for them in the New Soviet state.”

“Joe, what do you think?” Mephistopheles turned to the President-elect who was busy sniffing the hair of the young woman sitting next to him.

“Hell, why not?” Joe grinned, “I can sign an Executive Order to that effect”

. . .

Meanwhile a beautiful young woman suddenly woke up in a small town in Kansas:


“I have seen the Future. And it doesn’t work.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 15th
2020.

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Xi Jinping Plans To Bang Italian Harlot In Shanghai While Continuing With His World Domination Plans

December 19, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Communist China’s paramount leader the evil megalomaniac Xi Jinping was talking to his Supernaturnal entity advisor the Black Dragon who had emerged from a black hole in the Andromeda Galaxy eons ago.

“Heilong,” Xi asked the Black Dragon, “What’s the name of that airheaded Italian harlot I always bang whenever I visit Shanghai?”.

“That would be Ambra Schilliro the Italian Commie journalist and Babylonianish harlot social butterfly who flutters around on her Social Cloud spreading Chinese Communist Party Public Relations (what British MP Renfield R. Renfield refers to as Neo-Maoist propaganda and bullshit) in the countries of China, Italy, the U.S. and Korea.”

Xi putting on a fertilizer cologne, “Yes, that’s the one. Book me an appointment with her for tonight.”

“But I understand 666 members of the Shanghai branch of the CCP had booked to bang her in one massive gang bang tonight,” Heilong pointed out.

“Well, put them on hold,” Xi foamed, “As always happens to me when I use my Huawei phone these days. I had to break down and start using Samsung.”

A PLA soldier approaches Xi, “Your Almightiness, we regret to report that our People’s Red Army just got our asses kicked by India’s Army on the India-China border again.”

“Well cover it up like we did before,” Xi barked.

Later in Shanghai, Xi paid a visit to the Italian harlot Ambra Schilliro.

He inserted his organ into Ambra’s mouth.

“Think of it as sucking on an egg roll,” Xi said neglecting to mention that egg rolls were a lot larger.

He then inserted it into the orifice between her front legs.

And then inserted it into the orifice between her back legs.

And then inserted it into her left nostril.

“Think of it as a Covid-19 test,” Xi had said.

He then inserted it into her right nostril.

“Think of it as a Covid-19 re-test,” Xi pontificated.

He then inserted it into her right ear.

“Think of it as a wax cleaning,” Xi smiled.

He then inserted it into her left ear as he remarked, “More wax cleaning.”

Heilong had put on dark sunglasses as he watched the spectacle.

“That Italian harlot,” Heilong noted, “seems to be getting as many orifices penetrated as Procopius the Byzantine historian (and secretary to the Byzantine general Belisarius) noted happened to Justinian’s wife the Empress Theodora in Procopius’ Secret History.”

The Byzantine vampiress Theodora (who had dropped into Shanghai to pick up an order of Shanghai Fried Rice) overheard Heilong’s remarks and said, “Everything Procopius wrote about me is a lie.”


Theodora: Everything Procopius wrote about her is a lie

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 19th
2020.

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Fighting Covid Communism On The Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro

November 23, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

“Today is the Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro a Mexican priest who was executed on this date (November 23rd) back in 1927 by the pro-Communist government of Mexican President Plutarcho Elias Calles for daring to say Mass during government imposed lockdowns.
Apparently there was some sort of virus that the Mexican Communist government claimed was raging through the country at the time.
Any resemblance between the Mexico of the 1920s and the world of the 2020s is purely coincidental.
It’s as the late French President Gen. Charles de Gaulle once said, “The more things change, the more they remain the same”.”
-Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, friend of Amadeus Emanon and British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Of course the official reason the Calles government gave,” Father Saint Edmunds explained to Dulcinea Lucia, “was that Father Miguel was involved in the assassination attempt on the life of former Mexican President Alvaro Obregon. But it was a trumped up charge.”

“Do you think any current governments would execute priests for saying Mass during current Covid lockdowns?” Dulcinea Lucia asked.

“Well I imagine the current Irish government would like to try it,” Father Saint Edmunds reflected aloud, “As well as New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and California Gov. Gavin Newsom. Probably a few other U.S. governors and Mayors as well if they had the power.”

. . .

Today Pope Francis met with NBA players and NBA league executives to discuss social justice in the United States.

The story was to be announced and reported on a London England local radio station by news announcer Bertie Birmingham.

The station news producer asked the sound man, “Where’s Bertie Birmingham? I haven’t seen him.”

“He’s come down with laryngitis,” the sound engineer answered, “although Britain’s NHS are marking it down on their charts as Covid-19 in compliance with current World Health Organization regulations.”

“Then who’s filling in for Bertie on this news broadcast?” The producer demanded to know.

“Renfield R. Renfield,” the sound engineer replied.

“Shit,” the producer hit his forehead.

Renfield was already starting to report live on-air on the Pope Francis meets NBA story adding his own Renfieldian ad libs, “The Commie loving fag Jesuit on the throne of Peter meets with Commie loving ‘woke’ NBA BLM thug SJWs…”

. . .

The ghost of William F. Buckley Jr. had just been given a daily dispensational pass from the Underworld of Hades and he was currently being interviewed by the ghost of noted British interviewer David Frost who likewise had been given the same daily pass.

“Well you know David I never thought I’d live to see the day that a Communist sodomite was sitting on the throne of Peter and of course I didn’t,” Buckley’s ghost had a wry glint in his eye, “However I have been informed that the Communist wilting flower Francis is soon to be releasing a new book in English (ghost written by somebody else since Francis seems to have a Joe Biden like problem when it comes to coherently expressing himself in the English language or, in the pontiff’s case, expressing himself coherently in any language for that matter) called Let Us Dream in which he sets forth his global Marxist-Leninist nightmare vision for the world. He also seems to suggest that anti-Communists in the world of politics, media, religion and the arts in our current Covid times are comparable to those promoting Nazi and Fascist policies in the 1930s. He seems to forget that that great British gentleman Winston Churchill was both anti-Nazi/Fascist and anti-Communist.”

“So what do you think of today’s world?” Frost asked Buckley.

“Well just today Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping just announced that he’d like to see every citizen on earth, not just in China but on the entire planet, embedded with their own personal bar code,” Buckley’s ghost winced, “and of course Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and various Transhumanist global technocrats are working on that just in time for our post-Covid world.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 23rd
2020.


This woman says she’ll not be taking the Mark of the Beast which is being promoted by Covid Communists and globalist Transhumanist technocrats.

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Asmodeus Comments On Loki’s Shenanigans

November 5, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

As Chief Vote Thief and China CCP employee Joe Biden addressed members of the mainstream Marxist media and what little of his actual supporters had actually shown up for his statement where he said, “Remain calm, democracy is messy”, the demon Asmodeus had shown up in Michigan to see if he could get a good bargain on an old Model T Ford.

Asmodeus’ good friend and little buddy Nimrod the little green frog was currently having an operation to get his tonsils out at DARPA headquarters in Arlington, Virginia.

Since Asmodeus hated hanging around hospital waiting rooms, he decided to go to Michigan to see if he could pick up a Model T Ford.

While standing outside the Ford Motor plant in Detroit, Michigan holding up a sign that said, COULD ANYBODY SELL ME A MODEL T FORD?, he happened to run into a sometime acquaintance of his Loki the Norse trickster god.

“Loki, what are you doing here?” Asmodeus asked as he lit himself about 600 cigarettes.

“I’m making up marked ballots for the Biden-Harris ticket and delivering them,” Loki explained, “I’m having to rush back and forth between Pennsylvania and here in Michigan and over in Wisconsin to say nothing of having to hightail it between Georgia and North Carolina and Arizona to deliver ballots. Fortunately for me my son the serpent Jormungandr is able to shit those ballots out of his ass fast enough.”

“I thought it was the ghost of the late Chicago Mayor Richard J. Daley whom the Democrats hired to make and stuff ballots for this Presidential election,” Asmodeus blew his nose, “I had heard that Pope Francis had asked Hades the god of the Underworld to release Daley from Tartarus so he could do it.”

“He had,” Loki nodded, “but Daley had violated his probation conditions that Hades and Persephone had set out. So he’s back in the clanger again. Or rather roasting like chestnuts roasting on an open fire as Nat King Cole could put it more eloquently than I can.”

“So what things have you been doing to help Biden win?” Asmodeus asked.

“Well, take a look at this from election night,” Loki handed the nicotine addict chain smoking demon a chart.

Asmodeus looked at it.

At one point this past election night when 90.9% of votes had been counted in Michigan, Donald Trump had 2,200,902 votes or 51.64% of the vote.

And Joe Biden had 1,992,356 votes or 46.75% of the vote.

Then Michigan announced they would stop counting votes at about the same time Wisconsin and Pennsylvania announced they would stop counting votes.

When vote counting started up again, a record 138,000 new votes were found.

The new tally after 93.8% of the votes had been counted was:

Donald J. Trump 2,200,902 votes or 50.02% of the votes cast.

Joe Biden 2,130,695 or 48.42% of the votes cast.

“As you can see,” Loki grinned as he bit into a lutefisk sandwich, “Biden is starting to catch up.”

“Excuse me for watering on your parade,” Asmodeus sneezed all over Loki’s Armani suit, “but I noticed Trump’s numerical number of votes remained the same. He had 2,200,902 votes when 90.9% of the votes were counted and later after 93.8% of the votes were counted, he still had 2,200,902. While the percentage of his votes changed (going in a downward direction) the actual numerical value of his votes remained the same. You mean to say of those over 138,000 new votes that came in, not one of those votes was for Trump? Do you know what the statistical probability of that happening is? Shouldn’t you have had Jormungandr shoot a few ballots out of his ass with Trump’s name on them? I mean if you’re going to cheat, you shouldn’t make it so blatantly obvious at one point in the procedure.”

“Oh shit, I hadn’t thought of that,” Loki turned pale, “Well at least among those under 40, hopefully America’s public education system has dumbed them down enough that they’re not able to do math. And as for the over 40s, the mainstream Marxist media probably aren’t going to mention that and the tech giants of Facebook and Twitter are in bed with the Chinese Communist Party so hopefully any mention of that will be censored on both those sites.”

At that moment, a group of Antifa and BLM members (who are Joe Biden’s equivalent of Adolf Hitler’s Brownshirts) marched by shouting, “Count every vote.”


Meanwhile some 87 years earlier: “Germany is finished. The trickster god Loki has just been to see President von Hindenburg. I have the feeling that Adolf Hitler is about to be named Chancellor.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday November 5th
2020.

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Renfield’s Sunday Night Podcast On Covid Communism

November 1, 2020 at 11:21 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation via Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who resides in Australia prior to Renfield going live on air via a livestream video podcast on YouTube.

Renfield: Amadeus, you know of my close friendship with the Kraken Napoleon VI who’s the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Yes, I do.

Renfield: How would you react if I told you I was a card-carrying member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Well, I’d find it rather strange since you’re not a French citizen.

Renfield (nodding): Exactly. Don’t worry I’m not a member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party. Similarly the Kraken who’s a French citizen, would you not find it strange if he was a card-carrying member of the British Transhumanist Party of which I’m the leader?

Amadeus (nodding): I would. Since he’s a French citizen and not a British subject.

Renfield: That’s right. Neither would you expect the Mayor of Sydney, Australia to be a card-carrying member of the Federal Liberal Party of Canada?

Amadeus: Of course not.

Renfield: Or Britain’s Conservative Party Prime Minister Boris Johnson to be a card-carrying member of the Scottish Nationalist Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Renfield: Let’s turn now to people across the world who share the same ideology- Marxism. You wouldn’t expect Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to be a card-carrying member of Kim Jong-un’s Workers’ Party of Korea would you? Or vice-versa? North Korea’s Kim Jong-un to be a card carrying member of Nicolas Maduro’s United Socialist Party of Venezuela?

Amadeus: No.

Renfield: Similarly you wouldn’t expect Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders to be a card-carrying member of former Bolivian President Evo Morales’ Movement For Socialism Party of Bolivia? Or vice-versa? Former Bolivian President Evo Morales to be a card-carrying member of the U.S. Democratic Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Amadeus was starting to wonder where Renfield was going with this but he knew Renfield well enough to know there was reason to his friend’s madness.

Renfield: Looking back at history, you wouldn’t expect Adolf Hitler to be a card-carrying member of the Fascist Party of Italy would you? Or Benito Mussolini to be a card-carrying member of the German National Socialist Workers’ Party?

Amadeus (looking more and more perplexed): Of course not.

Renfield: Or let’s look at history’s greatest Communist tyrants. You wouldn’t expect Chairman Mao Tse-tung to be a card-carrying member of the Soviet Communist Party would you? Or Soviet dictator Josef Stalin to be a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)?

Amadeus (exasperated): No, Renfield, where the Hell are you going with this?

Renfield (grinning): I’m glad you asked, Amadeus. Because the Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit has discovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci the director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases is actually a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

Amadeus (spitting out his red wine and sweet and sour scallops all over his good trousers): What the fuck? Are you serious?

Renfield: Yes. Someone in our intelligence unit came up with that idea a couple of days ago. And asked some Chinese friends who could read Chinese to check the CCP on-line membership lists. He wasn’t expecting to hear anything back. And got the shock of his life when they got back to him that Dr. Fauci was indeed on that list as a member in good standing of the CCP. I suppose no one in Xi Jinping’s government had thought that anyone in the West would bother checking to see if Dr. Fauci’s name was on the list or even imagine or come up with the idea that Dr. Fauci might be a card-carrying member of the CCP.

Amadeus: This puts a whole new perspective on the pandemic.

Renfield: Plandemic, Amadeus, plandemic. The CDC (Center For Disease Control) in Atlanta, Georgia in its own data says that only over 13,000 in the U.S. have actually died from Covid-19 as the sole cause of death alone. The others in the 200,000 to 300,000 that the mainstream Marxist media in North America are always yacking about have had other pre-existing conditions. And how does one know if it wasn’t pre-existing conditions that actually caused the deaths?

Amadeus: Wow.

Renfield: The CDC’s own data on Covid-19 shows that the recovery rate from Covid-19 is 98 to 99% recovery.

Amadeus: Brother, what would Sherlock Holmes have to say about this?

Renfield: That the pandemic was in fact a plandemic planned and conceived by the CCP in Beijing and carried out by agents in the West. You’ve got America’s Dr. Anthony Fauci as a card-carrying member of the CCP. You’ve got WHO’s Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus who’s a member of a Marxist-Leninist Ethiopian political party with a corrupt past and terrorist ties. You’ve heard the expression Monkey See, Monkey Do. It was the CCP government in China who first started locking down Wuhan and other Chinese cities in draconian fashion. The brainless political leadership in Italy and Spain started following suit with their own cities. Other western governments followed suit. The only exception was Sweden with its brilliant chief epidemiologist Dr. Anders Tegnell. Today in this second wave you have Covid cases on the rise yes but at the same time you have Covid deaths on the decrease. I imagine if you actually tested people for other stuff besides Covid, you’d find all sorts of viruses, bacteria and micro-organisms being passed from person to person all the time with no major harmful side effects among the general populace. It’s only because everyone is constantly looking and testing for Covid that you’re finding Covid. Maybe Microorganism XYZ is passing back and forth between people on the planet all the time and because no one is constantly searching or testing for Microorganism XYZ, the brainless mainstream Marxist media is not constantly yacking about it.

Amadeus: I wonder what Sean Connery’s character of James Bond would have to say about all this?

Renfield: Connery’s Bond was always on the lookout for evil governments and evil billionaires. And speaking of evil billionaires, Bill Gates and his evil wife Melinda (who makes even the wicked Hillary Clinton look like Mother Teresa by comparison) gave an interview recently. And Bill Gates, smiling with an intense 1930s and ’40s horror movie mad scientist look, said grinning, “Covid-21 is on the way.” How the Hell does he know Covid-21 is on the way? Unless Xi Jinping told him. After all both Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci have worked closely with the Wuhan Institute of Virology over the years. I can see Sean Connery in Paradise holding a shaken not stirred martini in his hands saying, “It’s time for people in the Western world to wake up and smell the coffee.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 1st
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu advises people to beware of Italian-American physicians carrying CCP government prescriptions for Covid-19 and Bill Gates’ eagerly anticipated Covid-21.

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Nigerian Government Massacres Civilians, Justin Trudeau’s Corruption and Hunter Biden’s Pedophilia

October 20, 2020 at 10:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his podcasts.

Renfield: I’ll be dealing with three very disturbing subjects on today’s video. So for those who are faint of heart, they may not want to watch.

Continuing, Renfield went on:

Today on October 20th 2020, a date that will be known in infamy in Nigerian history, the Nigerian government sent in Army tanks to attack peaceful protestors at a sit-in at the Lekki Toll Gate in Lagos, Nigeria.

The sit-in had started at 7 PM this evening and the Nigerian Army had started removing cameras and street lights so nobody could see what they were about to do.

What they did was open fire on peaceful protestors.

All the protestors were holding were Nigerian flags and banners.

The Army shot at them with their guns.

The green and white flag of Nigeria is now stained scarlet red with blood.

We are still unsure of the number who were killed or wounded in the massacre.

Ambulances weren’t even allowed to drive through the Toll Gate to reach the victims.

It is a sad day for Nigeria and the world.

A virus of despotism has spread among the governments of the world as surely as the CCP Covid virus has spread among the populations of the world.

Some governments are more despotic than others.

The Nigerian government has decided to up the ante in this 2020 year by brutally massacring peaceful demonstrating civilians.

From Africa, we go over to Canada.

The Canadian government’s actions aren’t as brutal and barbaric as the Nigerian government’s today but they represent an ongoing trend of corruption that is spreading amongst the governments of the world.

Today the Opposition in the Canadian parliament brought forth a motion to set up a super committee to investigate a possible corruption scandal involving the Justin Trudeau government and a charity called the WE charity.

Earlier this year, the Trudeau government had given the WE charity millions and millions of dollars to manage a government summer youth employment program (instead of getting the regular Canadian civil sevice to run the program).

Later it was discovered that the WE charity had paid lucrative public speaking fees to members of the Trudeau family (Justin’s wife, mother and brother) and had paid for a luxurious vacation for Canada’s then Minister of Finance Bill Morneau.

The whole thing stunk to high heaven so the Opposition parties in the minority government parliament set up a House of Commons committee to investigate.

Just however when the committee was getting to the nittty gritty of the matter, Justin Trudeau announced on August 18th this past summer that he was proroguing (suspending) Parliament and that effectively kills all standing commmittes of Parliament.

Today the Opposition leader in the Canadian Parliament introduced a motion asking that the Parliament create a super committee- a committee with expanded authority to investigate the matter- and one that wouldn’t be subject to the whims of the Prime Minister to prorogue or not to prorogue Parliament.

Since the opposition parties hold the majority of seats in the Canadian House of Commons and the Justin Trudeau Liberal government does not, it looked like the motion would pass.

However Justin being the weasely little weasel and slimy piece of slime that he is announced that the motion would be viewed as a confidence measure.

In other words if the Opposition parties approved the motion, the vote would be seen as a vote of non-confidence against the government.

Justin Trudeau would then dissolve Parliament and call a federal election in the midst of a pandemic.

If Shakespeare were to write a play about Canadian politics, Justin would undoubtedly appear as the arch villain in it.

Moving south of the Canada-U.S. border, let us turn our attention to scumbag Hunter Biden the son of U.S. Democratic Party Presidential nominee Joe Biden.

A whistleblower says that the tapes on Hunter Biden’s laptop shows Hunter raping and torturing Chinese girls.

Xi Jinping was apparently hoping to use the tapes to blackmail Joe Biden if and when Joe Biden takes office.

It has now been confirmed that Joshua Wilson the FBI’s special agent who investigates child pornography is the one leading the investigation into the Biden Laptop videos.

I will have more to say to and about Hunter Biden in a future podcast.

Meanwhile I’d just like to say a few words about the scumbag who runs the People’s Republic of China.

Let’s call him Xi Jinping.

What sort of sick deranged bastard lets his country’s young female citizens be raped and tortured by some sicko just because that sicko’s father is in a position to become the leader of a rival power?

Well Xi Jinping is apparently one such sick deranged bastard.

Friends, I hope this shows what a sick and deranged ideology Communism is.

Communism isn’t about helping people as it claims.

Communism is about power.

Raw power.

Power for the sake of power.

Eric Blair or George Orwell as he was better known clearly saw this and recorded it in his books Animal Farm and 1984.

Xi Jinping lets Hunter Biden rape and torture some of his country’s young female citizens and film it so he can have leverage to blackmail the father.

Meanwhile in the Vatican, the bozo in the white cap Pope Francis is telling the world in his recent encyclical how wonderful a Communist fraternal world would be.

You notice Francis has criticized most governments on the planet with the exception of the government of the People’s Republic of China.

Of course Theodore McCarrick the American Communist homosexual predatory Cardinal (who raped altar boys and young seminarians in his leisure time) was the one who negotiated the Vatican-Communist China Accord.

The accord that is up for renewal at the end of this month.

As my friend the exorcist Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds would put it, “God help us all.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 20th
2020.

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Renfield On Pope Francis Refusing To Meet Mike Pompeo To Discuss China

October 1, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

“Currently it’s the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa and BLM who are vandalizing Catholic churches and desecrating Catholic statues and altars in America. If the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November, it will soon be the U.S. government doing these things.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having another Skype discussion with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

Renfield was reading a quote from a recent New Yok Times article, “Amy Coney Barrett should not be appointed to the U.S. Supreme Court because her Catholic values conflict with intrinsic American values.”

“So,” Amadeus ate his fries and gravy, “The New York Times has at least one thing in common with the Ku Klux Klan. They’re both anti-Catholic.”

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded, “Of course the intrinsic American values to which the Communist New York Times are referring to aren’t the same values America had prior to the 1960s with its decade of revolutionary upheavals and rioting. The values the New York Times sees as “intrinsic American values” are the values of the old USSR and Maoist China. Marxists entering halls of academia and institutions of learning in positions of teaching authority en masse in the 1970s has produced generations of dumbed down citizens who drool at Marxist-Leninist ideas like Pavel’s dogs reacting to the sound of a bell. Of course the apotheosis of this are the brain-dead zombie “woke” youth who want to “cancel” anybody who disagrees with them as they walk down the street chanting their brainless mantras “No Peace Without Justice” leaving nothing but fire and destruction and many dead bodies in their wake.”

“Lenin must be pleased at the thought of America possibly turning Communist,” Amadeus mused.

“Yes, I imagine if you went down to the Vatican these days, you could probably ask Lenin’s ghost in person about that,” Renfield pointed out.

“Speaking of the Vatican,” Amadeus bit into a baloney sandwich, “I hear Pope Francis is refusing to meet U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to discuss religious freedom in the People’s Republic of China.”

“Yes,” Renfield sipped a Tequila Sunrise, “Francis is apparently ticked off at the fact that Pompeo dared criticize him in an op-ed piece that Pompeo recently wrote in which he said that the Catholic Church is risking its “moral authority” by renewing the Vatican-China Agreement that was negotiated by the predatory homosexual Communist Theodore McCarrick when he was still a Cardinal in good standing. The agreement that sold out the underground Catholic Church in China and placed them squarely under the thumb of Beijing’s Communist government.”

“No wonder Francis refused to meet with him,” Amadeus ate a buttertart.

“Yes, the Vatican is claiming that the reason Francis isn’t meeting with Pompeo is because the Pope does not receive politicians during an election period,” Renfield noted, “Which of course is a total lie because back in 2016, Pope Francis received and met with Bernie Sanders when Sanders was still busy running in the primaries against mentally unhinged Hillary Clinton for the U.S. Democratic Party Presidential nomination that year. Of course Sanders and Pope Francis share the same far-Left socialist-Communist political ideology.”

“So Pope Francis shares the same “intrinsic American values” as The New York Times?” Amadeus poured red ketchup all over his omelette.

“That’s right,” Renfield agreed, “That’s why the Virgin Mary told the three shepherd children at Fatima in 1917 in the so-called Third Secret (whose text the Vatican has never released) that “Satan will infiltrate to the very top of the Catholic Church”. He’s certainly done that in Francis. That’s why the Devil’s leading disciples Pope Francis, The New York Times, CNN, The Washington Post and Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party are all on the same page.”

Yesterday Mike Pompeo had given a speech in Rome in which he called on the Vatican to defend religious freedom in China.

Today Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin and Vatican Foreign Minister Archbishop Paul Gallagher read speeches (that interestingly enough had been ghost written for the two men by the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propoganda Joseph Goebbels) attacking Pompeo as the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung stood applauding in the background.

Meanwhile in Communist China, a priest in the underground Church in China was finally allowed to return home after a month of being tortured in custody.

He did not receive a personal phone call from Pope Francis unlike El Paso Bishop Mark Seitz did when the Texas bishop bowed the knee to the Marxist and spiritist necromancy practicing organization Black Lives Matter back in June of this year.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 1st
2020.

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Dr. Marmalade Montague Examines Set Enterprises Intelligence Network

September 17, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague (who wasn’t really a doctor) was a Paris baker who had a mental breakdown after his Paris bakery closed permanently (due to inability to pay rent) during the spring lockdown in Paris, France earlier this year.

After his breakdown, Dr. Marmalade Montague imagined that he was the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze who had become trapped in a time warp and was taken from France’s Sun King epoch to this year of 2020.

Montague flew to England from France in a hot air balloon (that was powered by an old gramophone on which played a record disc that had on it The Collected Speeches of French President Emmanuel Macron).

Montague showed up at the Set Enterprises Laboratory and Persian Rug Warehouse (which was one and the same building) in London.

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job.

Today Dr. Marmalade Montague sat in his office and watched on his computer things that were happening with the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit since he had somehow inadvertently managed to download the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit App (which was actually harder to download than the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, MI-5, MI-6, FSB, GRU and Chinese Ministry of State Security apps) to his computer.

In the Set Enterprises daycare centre meanwhile, a 3-year-old child had downloaded the ASIO (Australian Security Intelligence Organization) app
as had 3-year-old children in daycare centres across the planet.

Dr. Montague watched a Skype conversation between the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (who was a Renfieldian double agent in the Chinese Ministry of State Security) and British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who prior to his election to Parliament in June 2017 had been Chief of Intelligence Gathering and Security Operations For Set Enterprises).

“So, Rennie,” Mei-ling addressed the Churchillian Transhumanist Member of Parliament, “you’ve undoubtedly heard by now that a CCP (Chinese Communist Party) front the San Francisco-based Chinese Progressive Association has been providing funding for BLM inspired rioting across the U.S.”.

“Yes, I’ve heard that,” Renfield had taken apart his egg roll to see if there were any wiretaps in it and finding none had put sweet and sour orange sauce over it and ate it, “so this is further confirmation that the CCP has been financing the ongoing anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan riots (what the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. call “peaceful protests”) that have been taking place in America all summer with the approval of numerous U.S. Democratic Party mayors and governors.”

“Yes, the CCP definitely wants to see the Biden/Harris ticket win in November,” Mei-ling sipped a glass of red wine.

“Another thing they have in common with the mainstream Marxist media,” Renfield started examining his Peking Duck for signs of a wiretap inside.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 17th
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu relaxes with candlelight and music.

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Renfield Tackles The Tinpot Dictator Down Under

September 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“The Victoria state government of Premier Daniel Andrews is Australia’s Vichy regime to Xi Jinping’s Thousand Year Reich.
That’s why he imposes despotic draconian lockdowns, sends in riot police (in the manner of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukasheno) to crush protestors and arrests pregnant women when they voice their dissent with his policies on Facebook.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews.

The report showed close collusion between the Victoria Labour Party Government of Daniel Andrews in Melbourne and the Chinese Communist Party ever since Daniel Andrews became Premier of Victoria back in 2014.

Victoria Yang a Victoria Labour Party staffer with links to the Chinese Communist Party and a friend of Daniel Andrews’ senior China advisor Marty Mei recently came up with the theory that the U.S. was responsible for creating Covid-19 and was using its army to spread the virus across the globe.

Comrade Dan or Chairman Dan as the Victoria Premier was called had effectively turned Australia’s Victoria state into an economic vassal of Communist China boldly signing up to Xi Jinping’s new Silk Road policy.

Comrade Dan criticized Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s National Government in Canberra for cancelling foreign deals with China.

Lastly the Set Enterprises report noted the similarities in the way Daniel Andrews handled anti-lockdown protests in Melbourne with the way the new Hong Kong Security Law of Xi Jinping’s Hong Kong Police handled protestors in Hong Kong and the way the security forces of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko handled protestors in Minsk.

Renfield put in a call to the Set Enterprises eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship The Hooterville Cannonball which was currently flying in the Asia-Pacific region.

Hours later as kangaroos and koala bears stood outside Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ office holding signs that read WE DARE CALL IT TREASON,
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews felt a sharp prick into his buttocks as if some invisible entity was shoving a needle into it.

The needle went through the Josef Stalin walrus moustache that was growing on Andrews’ left buttock and went all the way through narrowly missing the Adolf Hitler moustache that was growing on Andrews’ right testicle.

An SS-Gestapo and KGB style security officer working for Andrews and who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers on the job said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had injected the needle.

The call went out around Melbourne.

In an empty Melbourne movie theatre meanwhile Uncle Ernie had entered it to give a performance as his drag queen altar ego Cumelita.

Sadly there was no one inside and forgetting what day of the year it was, Uncle Ernie thought it was Easter and so he went to his dressing room back stage and put on his Easter Bunny costume.

He exited the theatre where he was immediately thrown to the ground and handcuffed while some Imperial Stormtrooper looking official spoke through a megaphone, “You’re under arrest for assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ buttocks.”

The Easter bunny attired Uncle Ernie was then thrown into the back of a police van and taken to Secret Police Headquarters for interrogation.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 8th
2020.

Vril Society psychic medium Maria Orsic forseeing the events of September 8th 2020 on her Nazi prototype laptop on this date back in 1943.

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