A Renfieldian Day- August 5th 2021

August 5, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield got out of bed.

He reached for a glass of orange juice left for him on his dresser by Athelstan the house butler and valet.

He sipped the orange juice and looked out the window of his 2nd floor bedroom.

Rameses the Estate grounds keeper was busy gathering up the remains of various agents from the governments of the world who had sought to attack the estate to either kidnap or kill Renfield.

They were immediately set upon by and torn to pieces by Nefertiti Galore the Set Estate’s fierce guard cat.

Cthulhu the 100 metres tall giant dragon, octopus and human hybrid (first talked about in H.P. Lovecraft’s short stories) could be seen limping away with one of his giant wings half ripped off and one of his giant tentacles severed while the tiny Siamese cat angrily spat at him.

Renfield then took a look at his smart phone and read his notes.

Juliette Kayyem who had been Assistant Secretary of State For Homeland Security under Barack Obama had called for the Biden Administration to put all unvaccinated people on a no fly list.

Renfield then recorded and uploaded a video in which he publicly called for the assassination of Juliette Kayyem.

Canada’s aesthetically facially challenged Federal Health Minister Pat Hadju (who would immediately lose her head upon meeting Pan Goatee) had written a letter in which she had objected to the province of Alberta’s lifting of all remaining Covid restrictions.

Such was not in line with the New World Order an evil djinn (who found himself momentarily bound in servitude to George Soros, Bill Gates and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab for the past decade and whose servitude would last another decade more) told Ms. Hadju and her boss Old Blackface himself Justin Trudeau.

Renfield went to the part in Klaus Schwab’s book The Fourth Industrial Revolution where the Neo-Hitlerian ubermensch technocrat had called for a humanity which would be combined “biologically, spiritually and technologically as one”.

Taking the vaccine was of course the first step in this process.

Renfield issued a statement in which he called Pat Hadju a Neo-Bolshevik Communist and an Apostle of The Antichrist.

Renfield then put the finishing touches on another video that he had been working on the past few days.

He then did some hacking and put the video complete with sound on to the large video billboard present in New York City’s Times Square.

The video started with World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab dressed in the uniform of a Nazi SS officer saying, “Ve have vays of making you take the vaccine.”

The video then switched to a shot of Adolf Hitler reviewing a group of Nazi SS troops at a Nuremberg rally of the 1930s.

It then showed a group of Nazi SS soldiers parading.

Three of the goosestepping soldiers in front bore the faces of Joe Biden, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The video then showed Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels speaking.

Soon interspersed on Goebbels’ face was the face of CNN’s whining snivelling sodomite the appropriately last named Don Lemon.

The sour fruit had recently said that unvaccinated people should not be allowed to work or buy groceries.

The ghost of Orson Welles then appeared with a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

Said Welles, “Adolf Hitler said it almost a century ago, “We will establish no Reich before its time.”

Bill Gates appears with a smile and turns over an hour glass, “It’s time.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 5th
2021.

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100 More Days Till Halloween…

July 23, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“This is Jack Anderson at Terror 97 FM in London- the radio station that keeps you in stitches – a la style of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s creation. This just in from Canada… Earlier today genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee slew two more ugly women in a Dollarama store in Calgary. And now here’s Air Supply singing their coming Halloween hit Two Less Ugly People In The World…”

. . .

There was a state of excitement prevailing in the Vatican among the city state’s wide assortment of Jesuit priests for word had come to pass that the demon Baphomet was going to address them at A Come As You Are convention in the Vatican Sauna Steam Bath House named Hyacinth Sizzles Apollo’s Swizzle Stick.

Meanwhile in the Papal Apartments, Pope Francis was consulting with one of his leading theological advisors Walter Cardinal Kasper.

“Your Unholiness,” Kasper addressed Bergoglio by his most appropriate title, “a group of flying saucer UFOs containing 6.66 feet tall T-Rex ET reptilians have landed within the walls of the Vatican.”

“What for?” Francis asked as he licked a Spartan Greek popsicle.

“We’re not sure,” Kasper answered.

. . .

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been hiding inside a tomb in London’s Highgate Cemetery ever since British MP Renfield R. Renfield publicly called for the 10 Downing Street occupant’s assassination this past Wednesday.

The colourful and controversial MP had issued the assassination call after the Zombie Nosferatu Tory Prime Minister (whose forehead had been etched with the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST in red felt ink) announced this past Wednesdy that he intended to introduce a vaccine passport in Britain next month.

Bishop Sean Manchester the traditionalist Old Catholic Church Bishop of Glastonbury and a leading exorcist was walking around the cemetery amidst reports that a vampire was once again haunting the cemetery for the first time in 51 years.

As Johnson sat inside the tomb with sweat on his forehead, the ghost of Karl Marx (looking well roasted) appeared alongside him and asked him, “How’s it going?”.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was in Highgate Cemetery eating cold mutton sandwiches and drinking Guinness beer.

He was listening to Terror 97 FM London on his old 1970s style transistor radio.

The radio was playing a commercial and a Halloween holiday jingle, “100 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock.”

A hand holding a silver shamrock suddenly appeared out of the ground near the old gravestone where Yaldabaoth was having his evening picnic totally freaking the wee leprechaun out.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 23rd
2021.

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