ABOUT DRACUL VAN HELSING

DRACUL VAN HELSINGΒ is a Geopolitics and International Relations professor by day, vampire hunter by night also known as the writer and author CHRISTOPHER MILNER.

He has written many novels, short stories and poems.
Two of his books- The Giant Rat of Sumatra (a Sherlock Holmes fan fiction) and The Vampiress With Amnesia (a vampire novel) have been published on Amazon.
For those who are in interest to Follow him at his Amazon Page, please click this link :- DRACUL Van HELSING via CHRISTOPHER MILNER

They are available for sale here :

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Copy of VWA IV

 

42 Comments

  1. gingatao! said,

    and his brain is an amazingplace. you have many funny fictions and myths running amok in there. it’s a like a party for mad smart people, hello,

  2. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    You are one hell of a genius, witty, and intelligent writer I have ever met! Love ya, Chris! πŸ™‚

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  4. balebila said,

    awesome blog !!

  5. alinastamboala said,

    You may be Dark and Clever,but I’m not afraid of you. So, nice to meet you.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Dark eh?

      I suppose I do have a dark side to my personality.

      I always felt sympathy and empathy for Erik the Phantom of the Opera at least the way he was presented in the Andrew Lloyd Webber version of the tale.

      Clever?

      Well my older sister would probably disagree with you but then again I never put much stock in her opinion anyways.

      As for being afraid of me, well I hope only the Hitlers and Stalins and Pol Pots of this world are afraid of me.

      And hopefully justifiably so.

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      I forgot to add- nice to meet you too.

  6. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    Hey, there, Chris!Somehow I can’t get into my email. That is odd. As if my password is not working at all. I want to write you an email and I cannot get in.

    Can you just post something short to this email … mail2sheval@googlemail.com … please?

    Then delete this message as I do not want people get to my email.
    Thanks, Chris! πŸ˜‰

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Hi Sherrie,

      Um… this is sad.

      And bad.

      Unfortunately I can’t delete any of my WordPress comments or anyone else’s for that matter on my iPhone.

      I can’t even delete my WordPress comments or anyone else’s for that matter on my desktop when it’s working.

      Maybe that’s because my iPhone is an old iPhone 4 and my desktop is an old iMac OS Leopard- both of which I’ve never upgraded to anything newer.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Oh yes. You did told me the few problems you have with WP when you are on your iPhone. I’ve forgotten about that. Well, never mind. There is nothing you can do about it for now. Not so dramatic; no worry. πŸ™‚

    • draculvanhelsing said,

      Yes, hopefully Donald Trump won’t publicly give out your email address in a speech he makes the way he publicly gave out the private mobile phone number of one of his Republican opponents Sen. Lindsay Graham and told his supporters to call him up and tell him that he (Lindsay Graham) is an idiot.

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        LOL wah hahahaha … What a weird rich man, right? He is known as a Gold Mogul over here in Germany for both of his money & the blond toupee. And Kim got fired!

      • draculvanhelsing said,

        Yes, he seems to be a nut case all right.

        Your squirrel in your poem would undress him naked – and then lose his appetite. πŸ˜€

  7. Marie - Yolda Chemin Faisant said,

    bonjour πŸ™‚

  8. Stephanae V. McCoy said,

    Hi Chris, it’s nice to meet you. I saw that you stopped over at Etta D’s party and wanted to take the opportunity to come here to check out your blog. I just read your 1000 post — congratulations. I look forward to reading your posts. Steph

  9. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    I wasn’t sure how long it was going to take a friend of mine who was formatting the manuscript for me- how long it was going to take him to format it at the time I published my 1000th WordPress blog post making the announcement.

    But he managed to do it within 24 hours.

    I’m so grateful to have a friend like him who’s so technologically savvy and can format documents in so many different formats such as Word, PDF and RTF.

    So he was able to get it formatted right away and I was able to publish it to Amazon a lot quicker than I thought I would. πŸ™‚

  10. ѕнєяяιє βˆ‚Ρ” ναℓєяια said,

    You need some more exposure here in this place, Chris!
    More information need to be change. πŸ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that’s a good point, Sherrie my friend. πŸ™‚

      I should mention that I have now written 2 novels.

      • ѕнєяяιє βˆ‚Ρ” ναℓєяια said,

        I took several hours to go into Customizing my WordPress and now I know better on how to add in my book page in my blogsite and also I just re-edit my ABOUT with my picture and about my book there. Just that now I am still in the process of having it formatted for Kindle version.

        So little thing to do that took so much time! LOL
        βœ–β€Ώβœ–

  11. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Yes, I discovered I couldn’t edit my About page on my iPhone. 😦

    I could only edit it on my laptop which I did.

    • ѕнєяяιє βˆ‚Ρ” ναℓєяια said,

      Hey there, Chris!
      If you want, I can do more for you on your ABOUT.
      That is if you want too.

      If you want and you trust me enough to do this for you, then I need your password. I can do this easily on my laptop here and anyway, I have all the time in the world (during evening) as I am on vacation. πŸ™‚

      You can send me your Profile pic, two of your Cover Books on Rat of Sumatra & Vampiress with Amnesia. I will change a bit of your ABOUT PAGE and also on your Blog site page.

      Depends on you, Chris! I would really love to do this for you. Well, the least I can do for you too, you know.

      I think (well, my opinion) that you need more Biography Info for the readers and fan who wants to know you. Especially, the story on your life as a writer at the moment, you know. Then I can LINK up the PayPal for you on your ABOUT PAGE and perhaps on the BLOG site page too.

      Just EMail me all of it! And I really, really LOVE to do this for you, my friend!

      αƒš(β€Κšβ€αƒš)

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll think about it, Sherrie. ❀ ❀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ve sent you a couple of emails Sherrie with the photos of the covers of the Vampiress With Amnesia and Giant Rat of Sumatra books.

  12. Natasha Pea said,

    Wow, 2 novels is a nice accomplishment! I hope to finish the first one, it’s taking forever… I like the name “The Vampiress With Amnesia”, sounds cool.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Natasha. πŸ™‚

      Yes, I was very pleased to get 2 novels published this year.

      The first one The Giant Rat of Sumatra I published back in January.

      And the 2nd one The Vampiress With Amnesia I published this past May.

      Glad you enjoy the title. πŸ™‚

      I enjoyed the name as soon as I thought it up.

      I thought it sounded pretty cool too. πŸ™‚

      • Natasha Pea said,

        I just checked it out on Amazon and the Vampiress with Amnesia definitely sounds like the type of book I’d like to read, smart and funny! But I am ashamed to say that I have never read Sherlock Homes, although my mom is a big fan and it is on my list… πŸ™‚

  13. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Glad you’d think you’d like The Vampiress With Amnesia. πŸ™‚

    Yes, I’ve been a big Sherlock Holmes fan for quite a while now. πŸ™‚

  14. VE said,

    I love your writing. I recently started following your blog and you are an awesome blogger. I have you nominated you for the blogger recognition award πŸ™‚ Hope you would accept it. Here is the link to know more about the award – https://kindandbold.wordpress.com/2016/07/05/blogger-recognition-award/

  15. Natasha Pea said,

    Chris, is Vampiress with Amnesia available in paperback?

  16. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Yes, it is, Natasha. πŸ™‚

    At the top of the About page here where there’s two large pics of my book The Giant Rat of Sumatra and The Vampiress With Amnesia, click on The Vampiress With Amnesia pic and it will take you to the sales page. Click where it says Paperback edition (as opposed to Kindle edition) and you can order it there. πŸ™‚

  17. kutukamus said,

    Sumatra? Ew, that’s close (I live in Java). But a pretty vampiress with amnesia?? Ahah..! (Still thinking about how I can take advantage from this, despite the risks).

    Nice nice titles, Professor Helsing. Wish you luck!! 🍸 🍸

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much.

      Yes, Java is quite close to Sumatra.

      And a beautiful vampiress with amnesia, yes, one would definitely be tempted to take advantage.

      As she sings that old Bob Hope song with her own twist, “Fangs for the memories…” πŸ˜€

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