Sitting Bull, Custer and The Battle of Little Bighorn
Sitting Bull and the last days of the American Plains Buffalo š¦¬ ā ļø
Gen. George Armstrong Custer on his way to search for gold in the Black Hills of the South Dakota territory.
The caboose sign was supposed to say IN GOLD WE TRUST but unfortunately the AI would not generate that.
Two visions collided at the Little Bighorn – Custerās vs. Sitting Bullās – Custerās lost the battle but Custerās successors won the war
AI Generated Images
Imagined, created and made
by Christopher
The past couple of days
Posted Sunday May 12th
2024.
Seaside Piano Melodies, Abraham Lincoln, Walk Through Fields of Gold and Winston Churchill
Seaside Piano Melodies
Beautiful blonde woman playing piano on the beach
Abraham Lincoln drinking a cup of tea and then contemplating the thought A house divided against itself cannot stand
Walk through fields of gold
Winston Churchill (upon becoming Prime Minister of Great Britain in May 1940) wondering whether this will be Britainās finest or final hour?
-AI Generated Images
Imagined, created and made
By Christopher
Saturday May 11th
2024.
Pan Goatee Beheads Ugly Looking Female Harpies While Demon Ahriman Asks Cthulhu To Attack Israel
Pan Goatee continues to battle ugly looking female harpies as men with impeccably good taste cry out to him for deliverance
Pan Goatee walked his way to the donut shop and the neighbourhood supermarket.
As he came to the intersection, there were a whole bunch of uglo looking females standing at all corners of the intersection.
The satyr with impeccably good taste pulled out his astral laser machete and said, āUglos, uglos everywhere.ā
He beheaded all the uglos and cut them up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces each.
He then entered the donut š© shop.
There was an uglo female sitting in the chair by the fireplace.
So the satyr beheaded her and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
He then ordered an iced cappuccino and sat down.
Later an uglo female and her beautiful friend entered the donut š© shop.
So Goatee beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces saying to her, āThatās what you get for being an uglo.ā
He then beheaded the beautiful female and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces saying to her, āThatās what you get for associating with uglos.ā
He then went to the neighbourhood supermarket hoping to buy himself bottles of Cola that were on sale.
But all the cashiers in the store this afternoon were a bunch of repulsive female uglos.
So Goatee beheaded them all and cut them up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
He then left the store without buying any Cola.
When he got to the intersection to head home, once again there were a whole bunch of repulsive female uglos standing at each corner.
āUglos, uglos everywhere,ā Goatee remarked again as he beheaded them all and cut them up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces each.
In the evening Goatee returned to the neighbourhood supermarket to see if they had any beautiful female cashiers working.
They did.
As there had been a radical and sudden depletion of uglo female cashiers hours earlier.
Goatee then got to the intersection.
As he walked across the street, he noticed a repulsively ugly female cyclist whizzing by on her bicycle looking like an Uglo On Wheels.
The satyr put his astral laser machete on autopilot and threw it at the uglo bitch.
The machete beheaded the uglo cyclist and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
Krampus arrived yet again to carry the remains of yet another repulsive looking uglo female down to Tartarus.
āThere seems to be no rest for the wicked,ā Krampus noted as he had been working a lot today.
. . .
Pope Francis was delivering a message via livestream video to the ghost of the Carthaginian general Hannibal and his herd of demon elephants who were in the Carpathian Mountains,
Hannibal and his demon elephants were going to march across the Carpathians from Romania to Ukraine.
They were to be the vanguard of a force of invading NATO troops who would be attacking Russian forces.
They were hoping to reach Kiev shortly.
A diet of spectral baked beans š« and chilli were hoping to move the demon elephants along quite quickly.
Pope Francis via livestream video was going to bless the ghostly ghastly Carthaginian general Hannibal and his herd of demon elephants.
Making the sign of the inverted cross, Francis spoke these words, āI bless you in the name of the Baal and the Baphomet and the unholy Moloch.ā.
. . .
An Iranian mullah was in contact with Ahriman the ancient Persian Zoroastrian god of darkness and chaos.
The mullah asked Ahriman to get in touch with Cthulhu the strange creature and Ancient Old One who came from the stars to earth eons ago and who now inhabited a lost and sunken city at the Nemo Point in the depths of the South Pacific.
The mullah asked Ahriman to pass a message along to Cthulhu.
The mullah said he would give Cthulhu 100 beautiful young Iranian dark-eyed female virgins if Cthulhu would attack the nation of Israel š®š±.
The mullah visualized Cthulhu swimming across the South Pacific, around the islands of Indonesia and then across the Indian Ocean, around the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa, up through the Atlantic Ocean and then through the Straits of Gibraltar to the Mediterranean Sea and then across the Mediterranean Sea to the beaches of Tel Aviv Israel š®š± where it would arise to attack the land of Israel.
Cthulhu lands on the beaches of Tel Aviv Israel š®š± not far from a Kosher Hot Dog š stand opened by a Toronto businessman who doesnāt know how to spell
-written Friday May 10th 2024.
Drusilla The Dryad and Dracul Van Helsing Have Lunch In A French Restaurant
Yesterday Drusilla the Dryad (Dryads are what wood nymphs were called in the classical Greek world) and Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing had met.
They had had an intense spanking session and totally awesome round of lovemaking in a public park in Britain yesterday (which was the site of the spot where the young Arthur Pendragon had pulled a sword out of a stone and became High King of the Britons as a result).
The ghost of Orson Welles was forced to watch the spectacle while eating his spectral picnic lunch.
He was later joined by the ghost of Winston Churchill who reflected on how he felt on V-E (Victory In Europe) Day 79 years earlier while Dracul and Drusilla were busy reaching states of Kama Sutra tantric orgasms in the present.
Today Drusilla and Dracul were having lunch together in a French restaurant.
Drusilla the Dryad enjoying lunch with Dracul Van Helsing in a French restaurant.
When it came time to pay the cheque, Dracul announced that he had left his wallet at home.
āYou did that deliberately,ā so Drusilla grabbed Dracul, ripped his clothes off, took him over her knee, across her lap and spanked the living daylights out of him.
They then made love on the table knocking over sugar and cream in the process.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday May 9th
2024.
The above vampire novel chapter is dedicated to Leo who is my landladyās cat.
I remember a few weeks ago I was in the kitchen and my landlady grabbed Leo, picked him up and held him under his front paws and shook him and said, āYouāre so horny, youāre so horny.ā
I was quite startled because I had never seen anything like this before in my life.
Then she said to him, āI should take you in to be fixed.ā
And I was thinking to myself that it was a good thing I didnāt know my landlady when I was younger or otherwise she might have been grabbing me, lifting me up from under my armpits and shaking me and saying, āYouāre so horny, youāre so horny.ā
Then saying to me, āI should take you in to be fixed.ā
But I guess she was right about Leo being horny because this past weekend a woman friend of Betty (Betty is my landlady) brought her two female cats over to spend the weekend because she wanted them to have kittens.
The two female cats were called Missy and Princess respectively.
Princess wanted nothing to do with Leo but Missy was as horny as Hell.
They must have made out together something like 14 times this past weekend.
Including knocking over and breaking a valuable antique vase which had the nightlight for the house on top of it.
Before Bettyās friend came over to pick them up, Leo and Missy started doing it on the stairs.
Betty came running up the stairs, āLeo donāt lay her on the stairs. She might strain her neck in that position.ā
Anyhow I wrote a song about Leo and Missy which is set to the tune of that old Tommy Makem and The Clancy Brothers Irish-Australian folk song The Wild Colonial Boy.
There was a wild orange and white cat š
Leo was his name
He was born and raised in Calgary
At a place called
Something Or Other Farms
At the tender age of a few days
He was adopted by a lady named Betty
He was taken to the neighbourhood
of Rundle
Where he would often roam
Roaming through the lawns of Rundle
He whistled a happy tune
Because getting laid for him
Could not come too soon.
And then one day, Missy showed up,
And she said to him,
Please sir, can you give me
many a fuck?
And so Leo mounted Missy,
And their lovemaking
Was quite frisky.
Down went the antique vase šŗ,
Down went the nightlight
And when Leo and Missy made out,
It was really quite the sight.
-Paraphrased Australian-Irish
Folk song
Written by Christopher
A few days ago
Posted Thursday May 9th
2024.
The Nymph On The Stone
Drusilla the Dryad sitting on the stone that was once the sight of Arthurās famous Sword in The Stone.
Wood nymphs in classical Greek mythology were called Dryads.
And thus Drusilla the Dryad was a wood nymph.
A nymph that had emerged out of the woods in this park to sit on this stone.
But this was no ordinary stone.
This was the stone that had once held the famous Sword in The Stone of Arthurian legend.
The stone where there was an inscription in front of it that read WHOSOEVER PULLETH THE SWORD OUT OF THIS STONE IS THE RIGHTFUL HIGH KING OF THE BRITONS.
And Arthur who thought he was the son of Sir Hector had pulled the sword out of the stone.
And that was because he was in fact the son of Uther Pendragon the last High King of the Britons prior to Arthur pulling the sword out of this stone.
But in those days the sword and this stone had been in the churchyard of an ancient church.
The church was called the Church of St. Michael and St. George.
But when Henry VIII made himself the Head on Earth of the Church of England in November 1534 and started dissolving monasteries and razing a few churches, the Church of Saint Michael and Saint George was razed to the ground.
Because a woman seer had told Henry that someday a descendant of King Arthur would be crowned King of all of Britain at that spot.
And the woman seer told Henry that despite his father King Henry VIIās propaganda, the Tudor family of Wales were not descended from King Arthur.
In fact, Henryās elder brother who should have been king was in fact named Arthur to go along with post-War of The Roses š¹ š„ Tudor propaganda.
Their father King Henry VIIās desire was for Arthur to become king and for Henry to become a priest with hopes that someday in their fatherās eyes he would become Archbishop of Canterbury.
And thus the Tudor family would control both Church and State in England.
With Arthur as King running the state.
And the younger Henry as Archbishop of Canterbury running the church.
But then Arthur died.
And Henry became heir to the throne.
But since he had studied to become a priest, Henry did have an extensive background in theology.
It was that background that allowed Henry to write a book against the ideas of Martin Luther which he called In Defense of The Seven Sacraments that he wrote in 1521.
That same year of 1521 on October 11th, Pope Leo X gave Henry VIII the title Defender of The Faith (a title that British monarchs still hold today) as reward for writing that pamphlet against Luther and his ideas.
On November 3rd 1534 the British Parliament gave King Henry VIII the title of Head On Earth of the Church of England.
On December 31st 1534 the Church of Saint Michael and Saint George (where the young Arthur Pendragon had pulled the sword out of the stone) was completely destroyed and demolished.
The only thing that remained was the stone (that had once held the sword).
And that was because time had forgotten what stone it was.
Today the area where the ancient church and ancient churchyard had once stood was now a public park.
And Drusilla the Dryad (a wood nymph of classical Greek mythology) was currently sitting on the stone that had once held the sword of Arthurian legend.
As Christopher Dracul Van Helsing walked through the park, he noticed the beautiful and forever young immortal nymph Drusilla the Dryad sitting on a stone.
āGood day, Miss,ā Van Helsing approached the beautiful Drusilla, āAre you a fan of Arthurian myth?ā.
āA myth that was once reality,ā Drusilla answered, āfor Arthur pulled the sword out of this stone here.ā
āI wonder where I should place my sword?ā Dracul mused aloud.
āSir, I do not like your tone,ā Drusillaās eyes flashed fire.
āAnd what are you going to do about it?ā Van Helsing demanded to know.
āThis,ā and with that the lovely young nymph Drusilla took Dracul over her knee and across her lap and ripped off his clothes and spanked him on the bare bottom.
āNo,ā the ghost of Orson Welles cried when he came around the corner carrying an extensively large spectral picnic š§ŗ lunch š„ š„ š„Ŗ š basket š§ŗ and saw what was happening.
And so that was how Drusilla, Dracul and the ghost of Orson Welles spent V-E (Victory In Europe) Day 2024.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Wednesday May 8th
2024.
Pan Goatee Beheads Fat Ugly Blimps On The First Monday In May
Pan Goatee uses battling demonic elephants with his astral laser machete as practice for beheading and dismembering fat ugly blimps
World famous genetically created satyr Pan Goatee had gone to the neighbourhood supermarket to purchase bottles of generic brand Cola on sale.
As he exited the store he noticed a repulsively ugly fat ugly blimp waddling across the parking lot.
When he reached the intersection to get to his house, lo and behold! there was the repulsively ugly fat ugly blimp standing at the intersection.
āTell me,ā Pan Goatee inquired, āwhen you get up in the morning, donāt you fat ugly blimps ever ask yourselves, why it is that it only seems to be morons, alcoholics and drug addicts who want to date the likes of you?ā.
The satyr beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces with his astral laser machete before the fat repulsive looking uglo had the chance to answer.
Krampus arrived on the scene with a tractor trailer to carry the remains of the fat ugly blimp down to Hell.
Later Goatee was in the kitchen of his house making himself a cheese omelette when he looked out the window and saw what appeared to be the same fat ugly blimp walking by.
Goatee came out of the house wielding his astral laser machete, āI thought I had beheaded you, you fat ugly blimp.ā
āThat was her fat ugly blimp identical twin sister you beheaded,ā called out a neighbour from across the way who was barfing š¤¢ š¤® his head off at the sight of the repulsively š¤¢ š¤® ugly fat ugly blimp identical twin sister.
Goatee then beheaded the repulsively ugly fat ugly blimp identical twin sister with his astral laser machete and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
Krampus showed up again with his tractor trailer unit to carry the remains of this fat ugly blimp down to Hell.
. . .
Russian forces were now on the verge of victory in Ukraine.
Ukraineās forces were just weeks away from total collapse.
The brainless mainstream media in the West werenāt reporting this fact.
Western world leaders had their panties in a knot.
They were too far into the war in Ukraine, had invested too much money (ābillions and billionsā to quote a favourite phrase of astronomer Carl Sagan) and there was too much money to be made by the U.S. military industrial complex for Ukraine to fall and for the war to end now.
French President Emmanuel Macron had recently called for French troops to be sent to Ukraine.
The Rothschild controlled The Economist Magazine (of Great Britain) had interviewed Macron in its most recent issue calling him a ābrilliant and imaginative European leaderā.
Which was proof positive that both France and the European Union were going down the drain.
The Economist Magazine had already hit the shit rock bottom of the outhouse long ago (when they had endorsed senile old fool Joe Biden for U.S. President in 2020).
Yesterday on CBS News Sunday, U.S. Democratic house leader Hakeem Jeffries announced that if push comes to shove, the U.S. will intervene directly in Ukraine with U.S. troops to prevent Ukraine from losing the war.
There is no real two party system in the U.S.
There is the warmongering war hawk Uniparty with half of the war mongering war hawks calling themselves Democrats and the other half of the war mongering war hawks calling themselves Republicans.
The war drums have been beaten the past 2 and a half years by the likes of Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Nikki Haley, Lindsey Graham and their war mongering war hawk allies on the Democratic Party side of the aisle.
The sending of French and American troops to Ukraine will of course bring about a global nuclear World War III.
But the leaders of NATO donāt care.
Behind the scenes French President Emmanuel Macron, Democratic house leader Hakeem Jeffries and former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had asked Hades the Greek god of the Underworld to release the Carthaginian general Hannibal (whose name means āGrace of Baalā and of course Baal is a deity worshipped by the likes of Emmanuel Macron, Hakeem Jeffries and Hillary Clinton) from Tartarus.
They were hoping that Hannibal would lead a group of demonic elephants from Tartarus across the Carpathian Mountains from Romania into Ukraine.
Hannibal and his demon elephants would ascend to the Earthās surface at the site of the original Castle Dracula in the Carpathian Mountains of Romania.
They would then march eastwards across the Carpathians into Ukraine where they would eventually rush to the defence of Ukrainian forces against Russia.
Naturally Russian President Vladimir Putin heard about the plan even before senile old fool Joe Biden did.
āSomewhere on this planet, there must be a man capable of fighting and slaying demonic elephants,ā Putin directed the heads of his intelligence agencies, āFind me such a man.ā
-written Monday May 6th 2024.
Dudley Dashing In Russian Czarist Imperial Saint Petersburg
Olga, Tatiana, Maria and Anastasia the daughters of Russian Czar Nicholas II posing for formal photographs- 1914.
The time travelling Saint Bernard dog Dudley Dashing with members of the Russian Imperial Palace household staff
Dudley Dashing getting his photo taken with more members of the Russian Imperial Palace household staff
Dudley Dashing getting his photo taken with the old Czar Alexander III and his family
Dudley Dashing getting his photo taken with the last Russian Czar Nicholas II and his family in the happier days before the First World War and the Russian Revolution
-AI Generated Images
Imagined, created and made
By Christopher
The past few days
Posted Sunday May 5th
2024.
Demeterās Bounty
Demeter the goddess of harvest
Against a John Constable sky
She lay
This vision who might have been painted
By Edmund Blair Leighton
Or John William Waterhouse
A Pre-Raphaelite woman
In a John Constable setting
Romantic figure
In a Romantic landscape
Both Tennyson and Ovid
Would have found inspiration
In a tribute befitting
A Greek goddess
-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday May 4th 2024.
On A Dark and Mysterious Fog Filled Night In 19th Century London -Gothic Macabre
On a dark and mysterious fog filled London night, a mysterious figure walks down the street with top hat and cane.
The mysterious figure stops at the door of the house numbered 13.
He is now inside his house #13 enjoying a cigar and a glass of wine. All inside his sitting room including his valet and butler exude Victorian elegance. The only thing out of place is the wrist watch on his arm. Given to him by a time traveller named- Nikola Tesla.
Before going to bed, the man goes to a small private chamber to gaze at a painting of himself painted a long time ago – his portrait- the portrait of Dorian Gray.
Old London cemetery at night where most of Dorianās old school chums now reside
Dorian Grayās latest victim has been found in the River Thames
Another ghost now haunts London
-AI Generated Images
Imagined, created and made
By Christopher
Friday May 3rd
2024.
-Supernatural thriller story
Written by Christopher
Friday May 3rd
2024
-Inspired by Oscar Wildeās
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Dracul Van Helsing 
No Beautiful Angels Like This For You, Joe!
May 7, 2024 at 8:32 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Harvey Tallbanger, Joe Biden, Renfield R. Renfield, The Demon Asmodeus, The Demons Baal and Baphomet, Vatican)
āNo beautiful angels like this for you in this everlasting life, Joe!ā
-St. Peter to Joe Biden before booting him down to the abyss below
āJoe Biden is the most pro-Satan President in American history,ā Renfield began his podcast.
The British MP pointed out how the past week senile old fool Joe Biden had been making even more obnoxious and pro-Satan statements than he usually does.
Biden, Renfield pointed out, was most solidly in favour of both the pro-Baal and pro-Baphomet agendas.
The pro-Baal agenda was to promote child sacrifice to Baal although the child sacrifices to Baal were given an innocuous and medical sounding name.
The pro-Baphomet agenda was to promote the causes of sodomy, transgenderism and all other forms of degeneracy and perversion.
As Renfield gave his podcast, senile old fool Joe Biden was out at some public event.
As he shook hands, a worm šŖ± and scorpion š¦ cream pie š„§ was thrown in his face by a 6 foot 8 tall invisible entity (in this case the invisible bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger).
āWhat the Hell was that?ā Biden demanded to know.
āA foretaste of what your afterlife will be like,ā the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus remarked as he walked by eating a candied apple.
About 10 minutes after his podcast, British MP Renfield R. Renfield received a phone call from a high ranking official at the Vatican.
The high ranking Vatican official mentioned to Renfield that Pope Francis was very pissed off š š¤ š” with the Renfieldian podcast that criticized the pontiffās very good friend and most loyal servant Joe Biden.
About 10 minutes after the phone call, Renfield did another podcast.
āPope Francis is the most pro-Satan Pope in Catholic Church history,ā Renfield began his podcast.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 7th
2024.
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