Friday The 13th May Style

May 13, 2022 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Actress Gene Tierney in the 1945 movie Leave Her To Heaven

But not everyone can be left to Heaven.

For example the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg who’s busy roasting away on her rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus.

She has just been informed that she’s being sent down to a lower and even more sizzling temperature level.

“But, honestly,” Ruth protested, “I DIDN’T send them.”

. . .

Bill Gates was once again involved in another spastic action involving his hands.

As he was busy giving his one man impersonation of Cthulhu with his many arms, the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.

“The WHO (World Health Organization) of which you and the Chinese Communist Party are the principal shareholders will soon be setting up the first One World Government in history if senile old fool Joe Biden manages to win the vote for signing the Pandemic Treaty that surrenders U.S. Nationl Sovereignty on national health care over to the WHO by May 22nd.”

The two demons and one spastic human cackle ominously.

. . .

Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) spent today May 13th (The Feast Day of Our Lady of Fatima) praying in front of an idol of Pachamama.

The six Vampiric Knights-Templar (the only Knights-Templar to have survived French King Philip The Fair’s attack on the Knights Templar Order in France that happened on Friday the 13th October 1307) who had been staying in the Vatican since October 13th 2017 marked the day by throwing a statue of Our Lady of Fatima into the Tiber.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 13th

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Acheronus the Centaur Attacks Russian Military Base In Eastern Ukraine

May 12, 2022 at 9:41 pm (Vampire novel, The Supernatural, News, Geopolitics and International Relations, Mythology, International Intrigue) (, , , , , )

Acheronus the Centaur from Acheron the River of Woe in the Underworld Realm of Hades (with a nude ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith riding his back) attacks a Russian military base in Eastern Ukraine

Acheronus the centaur usually used a bow and arrow to slay people.

But last night at a drunken party in the throne room of Hades and Persephone- King and Queen of the Underworld- a drunken Minotaur had sat down on top of Acheronus’ bow and arrow breaking it.

The bow and arrow had immediately been sent to Hephaestus for repair.

However Acheronus had recently been hired to attack a Russian military base in eastern Ukraine and he was without a weapon.

The centaur went to see a friend of his – Lilith the ancient Babylonian vampiress- about the matter.

Lilith gave him a metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club to mow down Russian soldiers.

As well as vampire bat metallic edged spurs for his front legs and a metallic vampire bat edged spur for his right arm.

Acheronus with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club and wearing his metallic vampire bat edged spurs as Lilith rides his back

Acheronus wiped out an entire battalion of 1200 Russian soldiers with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club.

Lilith then asked Acheronus if she could ride his front.

Acheronus replied that his personal development, physical exercise and motivatational coach advised him not to have sex when he was in warfare training.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield, when informed of this later, quipped, “I’d think seriously about changing my personal development, physical exercise and motivational coach for another.”

Russian President Vladimir Putin was angry when he heard about Acheronus’ wiping out of an entire Russian battalion.

He ordered all of Russia’s intelligence services to find out who was responsible for hiring Acheronus the centaur.

Whoever that individual was would be treated to a Polonium-210 cocktail.

If it was a national government, that nation would be subject to a hypersonic nuclear missile attack Putin vowed.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 12th

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Aphrodite and The Smoking Gun

May 11, 2022 at 9:38 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“But I thought he was immortal, I swear,” the Greek goddess Aphrodite protested to the hotel detective after she realized that she had shot and killed a mortal.

“That Thor is such a creep,” the Greek goddess Aphrodite complained to the Greek goddess Athena in the tea room of the St. James’ Court Hotel in London.

“Having such a high testosterone level, he does seem to have difficulty taking no for an answer,” Athena admitted who had once been pestered for a date with Thor until she whacked him with his own hammer Mjolnir.

Sitting next to the goddess duo was a a young nerd Dr. Sterling Rocher (who would become the father of Set Enterprises’ chief scientist in the 21st Century Dr. Cadbury Rocher).

The year was 1957.

The month May.

It would be another 6 months before the USSR would launch Sputnik.

The place London.

“Excuse me,” Dr. Sterling Rocher cleared his throat, “I couldn’t help overhearing. I’m currently working on a gun whose bullets can lessen the sex drive of a god.”

“Really?” Said Athena, “What a curious thing to be working on.”

“I’m doing it on behalf of a client,” Dr. Sterling Rocher explained.

He didn’t mention the fact that he was developing it on behalf of the Greek goddess Hera who was hoping to use it on her husband Zeus.

“I was wanting to run a test on it,” Dr. Sterling Rocher sipped his tea, “Perhaps I could give it to you to use on Thor.”

“Do you have the gun with you?” Aphrodite asked.

“I do,” Rocher handed the gun to her, “I imagine Thor if he arrives at your hotel room door will have shapeshifted into somebody else.”

That night as Athena prepared to go out to attend a concert by the London Philharmonic Orchestra, the noted singer William Bellhurst was returning to his hotel room.

Alas he went to the wrong room but his key seemed to work on opening the door.

He opened the door, went in (for the room looked identical to his own) and went and poured himself a drink.

Bellhurst went into the bedroom.

Athena entered the bedroom from the bathroom where she had been getting ready.

She saw Bellhurst and assumed it was Thor.

She pulled the Sterling Rocher gun out of her purse and fired.

Bellhurst fell dead to the floor with gaping bullet hole wounds and blood slowly oozed on to the carpet.

The hotel detective arrived in the room after hearing the gunshots.

Aphrodite stood there with gun in hand and Bellhurst lay dead on the floor behind her.

“But I thought he was immortal, I swear,” the Greek goddess Aphrodite protested to the hotel detective after she had shot and killed a mortal.

It just so happened that Eir the Norse valkyrie in charge of healing was staying in the next room.

Eir managed to use her skills to bring William Bellhurst back from the dead.

As for Thor he had currently moved on to a new conquest.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 11th

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Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler In The Inca Temple of Doom

May 10, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Archaeology, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Nazi vampire Franz Kohler of the SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and Maria Orsic of the Vril Society in an Inca temple in 1946.

The year was 1946.

The war was over.

And Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau was in South America.

He was now a vampire.

Having been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in Berlin in the dying days of the Third Reich.

As for Maria Orsic the head of the Germanic Vril Society (a society made up of female psychics and mystics), she had been turned into an immortal by the Norse god Odin in Munich in 1923.

Odin had given her a cup of ambrosia to drink that he had won from the Greek god Zeus during a poker game in Paris.

Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler were currently in an unknown (to the world at large) Inca temple in northwestern Argentina.

The temple was dedicated to the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

Inside the temple was a statue of Pachamama that was said could be used to summon Pachamama herself.

British archaeologist Digby Spencer Churchill (a distant cousin of Winston’s) was hunting for the statue.

Kohler as a dedicated Nazi did not want the statue to fall into the hands of the British and especially not into the hands of the Churchill family.

Unfortunately for Kohler and Orsic as they flew into the region by plane the map they had been given was drawn by a blind man who suffered from amnesia and had not been in the region since childhood.

Thus they were somewhat behind Digby Spencer Churchill in getting to the small statue.

They looked down into the bottom chamber of the temple with their guns drawn and saw Digby picking up the small statue.

“All right, Digby, put down that statue and put your hands up,” Kohler commanded.

“What happens if I don’t?” Digby inquired.

“We’ll shoot you dead,” Kohler replied.

Digby put down the statue but instead of putting his hands up, he reached into his own pocket and pulled out a gun and began firing at the vampire.

“Unfortunately for you, Digby, I’m a vampire so your bullets unless they’re silver are totally useless against me,” Kohler grinned.

“So that’s what my mother must have meant when she told me to get the lead out,” Digby reflected out loud.

“On the other hand, you did thoroughly wreck and ruin a nice 100,000 pesos suit,” Kohler looked at the bullet holes in his jacket and pants.

Kohler then shot Digby 5 or 6 times (he wasn’t sure how many cartridges the gun held and lost count).

“Bloody Hell,’ Digby sputtered, “Shooting a fellow before he’s had the chance to enjoy his afternoon tea. Awfully unsporting of you.”

Those were the final words Digby spoke before he kicked the bucket.

The bucket after Digby had kicked it landed on top of the statue and smashed it into a thousand pieces.

“Bloody Hell,” Kohler broke into an apoplectic vampiric fit.

“Perhaps,” Maria Orsic suggested, “If we take it to a Jesuit seminary somewhere in Argentina, they might know how to put it back together again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 10th

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Renfield’s Podcast For May 9th 2022

May 9, 2022 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

In Russia, a Russian servicewoman marks Victory Day in Moscow in which the victory by Russia and the other Soviet states during the Great Patriotic War (as World War II in Russia is called) against Hitler is celebrated

It was Monday May 9th 2022.

Russia was marking Victory Day in the Great Patriotic War.

Putin said the war (or as he called it “special military operation”) was caused by NATO expansion.

Pope Francis made a statement last week agreeing with him.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield went on to the next item in his podcast.

Said Renfield, “Even though there’s a war going on, Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau yesterday took his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland and his foreign minister Melanie Joly to Kyiv Ukraine to attend a U2 concert held in the city’s subway.”

As the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit projected a scene on to the Kiev subway wall behind Bono and The Edge showing a scene from a zombie movie in which living dead zombies were busy looking for brains, Bono sang, “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…”

And Jill Biden gave roses to Ukraine’s First Lady for Mother’s Day.

Said Renfield, “With all these heads of government and rock stars visiting Kyiv, the Ukrainian city is rapidly turning into the new Davos Switzerland (home of the World Economic Forum).”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 9th

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The Baron and The World Economic Forum

May 7, 2022 at 9:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield, after fighting off a demonic attack by Beelzebub (the demon had been invoked at a recent satanic ritual ceremony), delivered his Saturday evening podcast.

Said Renfield, “The Rothschild contolled The Economist Magazine showed how totally out to lunch they are this past week by devoting an issue to praising one of the biggest scumbags of our time Bill Gates.
They praised his efforts to control pandemics when in fact he’s been the one launching pandemics as part of his Neo-Malthusian world population reduction plan. They praised his plans to fight climate change even though the idea that man-made CO2 emissions are causing climate change is a bunch of pseudo-scientific garbage pushed by the global elites in their desire to bring about a totalitarian One World government. They praised Bill Gates’s desire to control the global food supply which shows just how openly satanic the Rothschilds and The Economist Magazine are. Bill Gates controlling the food supply will lead to billions of people starving to death (Joseph Stalin will be green with envy as he’s busy roasting away on his rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus as he only managed to starve 3 to 4 million Ukrainian people to death during the Holodomor of 1932 to 1933).
The fact that Bill Gates is today the biggest owner of farmland in America should be of concern to every American.
His plant-based meat (which tastes like crap) is no doubt a foreshadowing of the Apostle Paul’s prophecy in 1 Timothy 4:3 that the Antichrist will be “commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.”
Already government, “woke” (i.e. zombie brain dead) industry and business, advertising and TV commercials are promoting the idea that eating real meat such as beef, pork, turkey and chicken should be given up to fight climate change.
This is all part of the World Economic Forum agenda to bring about a totalitarian One World government.
If you look at the World Economic Forum page on Wikipedia, you’ll see there photos of the 3 biggest scumbags in the Western world today- Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and George Soros.
All of whom are good friends of the Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).”

. . .

January 18th 1971 was the 100th anniversary of Germany having united as a country under Otto von Bismarck.

It had also been 100 years to the day since Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen (a potential rival to Bismarck becoming the 1st Chancellor of a unified Germany) had his soul claimed by the demon Beelzebub and taken down to Tartarus.

Although the slippery Baron had escaped from Tartarus numerous times since then.

On January 18th 1971, the Baron made a 100th anniversary “of his soul being claimed by Beelzebub” escape from Tartarus.

As Beelzebub and his demonic imps set out to track him down, Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen approached a German engineer and economist Klaus Schwab with an idea for establishing a global synthesis of Hitlerian German National Socialism (on a global scale) and Soviet Leninism (on a global scale) to bring about a totalitarian One World government.

Enthused and intrigued by the Baron’s ideas, Schwab started the World Economic Forum a few days later on January 24th 1971 in the Cologny canton of Geneva, Switzerland.

Although the name Schwab adopted for the organization at the time was the European Management Forum.

It changed its name to the World Economic Forum in 1987 at the suggestion of a New Age Messianic individual who called himself the Maitreya (a forerunner of the Antichrist of Biblical prophecy).

When Beelzebub sought to take the ghost of Hermann von Luftwaffen back to Tartarus in January 1971, the demon found himself overruled by his demonic superiors.

The Baron remains a leading ghostly advisor to Klaus Schwab to this day.

An artist’s rendition of a leading Freemasonic satanic ritual performed back in the early 2000s

-A vampire novel chapter
written Saturday May 7th

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85th Anniversary of The Hindenburg Disaster

May 6, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Today is the 85th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster

World famous and much beloved genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee celebrated the 85th anniversary by beheading and dismembering a stupid repulsively uglo little brat who ran across a street against a walk signal.

The satyr was standing at an intersection waiting for the light to change.

As it changed, he noticed a stupid repulsively uglo little brat running across the street against a walk signal.

The uglo managed to escape being run over by cars but she didn’t manage to escape being beheaded by Pan Goatee’s astral laser machete.

“If you’re female and living in Calgary, make sure you’re beautiful if you’re going to start ignoring traffic signals. Otherwise if you’re a repulsively uglo little brat like you are, this is going to happen to you,” Pan Goatee pointed out as he beheaded the stupid repulsively uglo little brat.

He then cut the stupid repulsively uglo little brat up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x ad infinitum x 999 trillion etc. etc. pieces.

Krampus arrived to pick up the remains of the stupid repulsively uglo little brat and carry them down to Tartarus.

Later as Goatee was on his way home, he noticed a fat ugly blimp out walking her dog.

Goatee beheaded her and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The dog now free ran off into the sunset.

He passed the Norse wolf Fenrir who was walking in the neighbourhood looking for his father Loki (who had recently been killed by a thunderbolt shot at him by the Greek god Zeus. Unfortunately for humanity, the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci was working to bring Loki back from the dead. Along with Nancy Pelosi who had been beheaded yesterday by a Mexican-American toddler on the occasion of Cinco de Mayo).

It was 85 years ago today that the Hindenburg airship exploded over Lakehurst New Jersey causing 35 fatalities (13 passengers and 22 crewmen) from the 97 people on board (36 passengers and 61 crewmen) and an additional fatality on the ground.

The cause of the fire was a fierce lightning storm in the area (although the Nazis claimed it was sabotage).

This year the ghost of Orson Welles directed a documentary (that was not shown on PBS) explaining the cause of the ferocious lightning storm in the area.

It all dates back to a notorious scoundrel named Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen whose soul was collected by the demon Beelzebub back on January 18th 1871.

Von Luftwaffen holds the Cosmos’ cosmic record for most escapes from Tartarus.

His latest escape from Tartarus occurred on May 3rd 1937.

He boarded the Hindenburg at Frankfurt, Germany on that same date as the airship left on its journey across the Atlantic to the U.S. Navy Base at Lakehurst, New Jersey.

Days earlier a 33rd Degree American Freemason had been assigned the rotating barbeque spit right next to Hermann von Luftwaffen’s rotating barbeque spit down in the flames of Tartarus.

The Mason had a message for Baron von Luftwaffen from Henry A. Wallace who was Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Secretary of Agriculture (Wallace later served as FDR’s Vice-President from January 20th 1941 to January 20th 1945. The phrase Annuit Coeptis Novus Ordo Seclorum was put on the back of the U.S. $1 bill in 1935 at Wallace’s suggestion).

Wallace had discovered through research by his friends in the Theosophist Society that Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen had been descended on his mother’s side from Adam Weishaupt the founder of the Bavarian Illuminati.

Wallace had also learned from Theosophist spiritist medium and mystic Nicholas Roerich that Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen also held the Cosmos’ cosmic record for most successful escapes from Tartarus.

Although von Luftwaffen was always caught and brought back to Tartarus by the demon Beelzebub.

Wallace promised the Baron via the rotating roasting Freemason that if he managed to escape from Tartarus again, he could get a job working for him Henry Wallace.

And thus it was that von Luftwaffen escaped from Tartarus and boarded the Hindenburg on his way to the U.S.

However the demon Beelzebub was waiting for him at Lakehurst New Jersey.

Beelzebub the prince of the demons of the air was the cause of the lightning storm in the area.

As he went forth to collect von Luftwaffen’s soul for the umpteenth time, a lightning bolt caused by Beelzebub’s action struck the Hindenburg and caused it to burst into flames.

-A vampire novel chapter
written Friday May 6th

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Cinco de Mayo: 160th Anniversary of The Battle of Puebla

May 5, 2022 at 9:56 pm (History, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

Today is Cinco de Mayo the 160th Anniversary of the Battle of Puebla that was fought during the Franco-Mexican War in which the Mexican forces of Benito Juarez defeated the French forces of Emperor Napoleon III.

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee celebrated the occasion by beheading an ugly looking stoat looking uglo female who was trying to beat him to the entrance of a 7-Eleven store and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.

When he got into the store, he discovered that the demon Krampus had already bought up all the bottles of salsa for Cinco de Mayo celebrations.

A documentary that was never shown on PBS and was directed by the ghost of Orson Welles explained how two vampiresses were involved in the Battle of Puebla on May 5th 1862.

The Paris-based ancient Egyptian vampiress Isis (the wife of Osiris and the mother of Horus) was backing Napoleon III’s French Army.

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was backing the Mexican forces loyal to Mexican President Benito Juarez.

Qonzilqointec defeated Isis sending the Egyptian vampiress back to Paris in a huff.

The festive occasion of the 160th Anniversary of Cinco de Mayo was marked in Mexico and various regions of the United States.

The pro-Baal and Moloch child sacrifice loving scumbags of Antifa were spending Cinco de Mayo in Los Angeles California attacking people and police and calling for the deaths of U.S. Supreme Court justices.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit sent a giant robotic vaccum cleaner to deal with the scumbags of Antifa.

The vacuum cleaner sprayed the Antifa scumbags with a burning saline solution and then sucked them up in a tube filled with blades that cut up their arms and legs as they went up the tube.

Scumbag politicians like senile old fool Joe Biden, ugly looking witch Nancy Pelosi and California’s Gov. Gavin Newsom (a worshipper of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of darkness, evil and sorcery to whom human sacrifice was performed. The opposite of his brother Quetzalcoatl who was Qonzilqointec’s godfather) all objected to the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit’s giant robotic vacuum cleaner.

“What’s good enough for little babies isn’t good enough for the scumbags of Antifa,” wicked witch Pelosi shrieked through rivers of flowing red and black mascara.

Pelosi was beheaded by a Mexican-American toddler (whose birthday was today Cinco de Mayo) whose parents had bought him a toy replica of Pan Goatee’s astral laser machete for the occasion.

Others like British concert pianist, musician, singer and songwriter Amadeus Emanon (best friend of British MP Renfield R. Renfield) spent Cinco de Mayo by thinking about Mexican contributions to culture, food, the arts and music.

He thought fondly of Mexican-American singer, songwriter and musician Selena Quintanilla.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written Cinco de Mayo
Thursday May 5th

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The Baron and Beelzebub

May 4, 2022 at 9:26 pm (History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

A statue of Beelzebub suddenly appeared mysteriously atop Castle von Luftwaffen

Back on January 18th 1871 Germany united as a nation under Chancellor Otto von Bismarck.

Hwever unbeknownst to history Bismarck had a rival named Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen.

Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen at a huge banquet at Castle Luftwaffen on January 18th 1846, after overindulging in sauerkraut and sausage, decided on a whim to sell his soul to the demon Beelzebub for 25 years of wealth and power.

Baron von Luftwaffen got his 25 years of wealth and power.

However as January 18th 1871 approached, Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen started feeling nervous.

The demon Beelzebub would soon be arriving to collect his debt.

He also was ticked at the fact that Germany would soon become a united Empire for the first time in almost a millenium since the days of Frederick Barbarossa King of Germany and Holy Roman Emperor.

He was wanting to become the first Chancellor of a reunited Germany.

He was planning to send his rival Otto von Bismarck a large slice of poisoned venison (deer meat) for a banquet that the Prussian leader was planning.

Unfortunately for von Luftwaffen, Bismarck’s chef burnt the venison so the venison wasn’t served.

After consulting with a Church lawyer (a Jesuit), Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen discovered that if he could become immortal, his contract with Beelzebub would become null and void since he von Luftwafften couldn’t die and his body and soul couldn’t become separated.

The baron wasn’t sure how he could become immortal.

He didn’t have enough time to find the Fountain of Youth in Florida or search through various ancient, medieval and Renaissance documents for a possible elixir of eternal life or a spell to make him immortal.

However his spies informed him that the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had been seen in Berlin.

Perhaps Lilith could turn him into a vampire and he could enjoy a form of vampiric immortality.

On January 17th 1871 Lilith turned Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen into a vampire.

Baron von Luftwaffen rode back in triumph to his ancestral home Castle von Luftwaffen.

He went for a walk atop his castle.

He was shocked to see a statue of Beelzebub atop one of his castle towers.

He was so shocked that he stood there absolutely petrified.

When morning arrived, the statue of Beelzebub came to life as the demon Beelzebub.

Beelzebub grinned and said,”Don’t you know that as a vampire you shouldn’t be standing there in the sunlight?”.

Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen gave an anguished cry as he burst into flames.

Beelzebub collected his soul.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 4th

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From Harry Potter To The Ministry of Truth

May 3, 2022 at 9:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Back in the old days, witches summoned imps to do their bidding

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in his office reading the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Report.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had been sent to the U.S. to investigate the appointment of Nina Jankowicz as senile old fool Joe Biden’s Disinformation Chief.

After Elon Musk bought Twitter and promised to bring back free speech to the social media platform, the Neo-Stalinists who ran the U.S. government got their panties in a knot.

The Neo-Bolshevik Communist Department of Homeland Security headed by Neo-Bolshevik Communist Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas had announced the creation of an appropriately named Disinformation Governance Board that intelligent people were already calling the Ministry of Truth (as in George Orwell’s 1984 Ministry of Truth).

Mayorkas immediately got his Fidel and Raul Castro autographed Cuban panties in a knot when he heard the news that people were referring to his Disinformation Governance Board as the Ministry of Truth.

Mayorkas named as head of the Department’s Disinformation Governance Board a woman named Nina Jankowicz who was the lead singer of a “wizard rock band” called The Moaning Myrtles back in the first decade of the 21st Century.

Jankowicz, who was apparently a huge Harry Potter fan, had started the band with a friend Lauren Fairweather (I guess she didn’t want to meet in “thunder, lightning or in rain”).

They released albums in 2007 and 2008 when Jankowicz was 18.

One of their tunes was called Prefects Are Hot.

Some of the lyrics went like this

Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs

The lyrics go on

I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
What’s better than that – we don’t get STDs.

Being a sexual pervert of one sort or other seems to be a major requirement for serving in the Biden Administration.

Biden has plenty of people from the LGBTQ2s+ and counting in the number of new letters and numbers etc. etc. community (all disciples of Baal, Baphomet and Hecate).

Now with the appointment of Nina Jankowicz (what Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels would have been like if he had been female, a witch and an airhead) as chief of the Disinformation Governance Board (aka Ministry of Truth), a pedophile and a necrophiliac is now serving in the Biden Administration.

. . .

As senile old fool Joe Biden sat at his Oval Office desk staring out the open door into the hall, he noticed his son Hunter Biden walk by.

“What’s Hunter doing dressed like Harry Potter?” Joe wondered to himself.

He followed Hunter down the hall into another room.

“What’s Hunter doing lying in a coffin?” Senile old Joe asked.

“I think he’s hoping to get lucky with some woman named Nina Jankowicz,” one of his secret service agents answered.

“Groovy, baby,” Joe put on a pair of dark sunglasses, “I wonder if she’ll let me smell her hair while she performs Blowin’ In The Wind on Hunter’s instrument.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 3rd

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