Jasmine Kazanzis, Carson Cody Albion, The Edgewood Ostriches and Ancient Libyan Deities
Jasmine Kazanzis who owns a pair of hydra’s blood dipped swords
Jasmine Kazanzis was a Greek museum curator who lived in Athens.
She happened to own a pair of hydra’s blood dipped swords.
Hydra’s blood was of course capable of killing immortals such as the Olympian deities and various gods and goddesses of various pantheons throughout the world.
Jasmine Kazanzis was recently contacted by Los Angeles Private Eye Carson Cody Albion (who himself was immortal having been breastfed milk by the ancient Syrian fertility goddess Atargatis on a case he was working on back in the early 1940s) to provide him with the hydra’s blood dipped swords so he could kill a couple of ancient deities.
Albion became aware of the existence of these two ancient deities through a recent case he was working on in this time period of the mid-2020s.
Albion had been hired to investigate why CFIA (the Canada Food Inspection Agency) was wanting to cull (kill) over 300 healthy ostriches on a farm near Edgewood British Columbia.
A few had come down with the avian flu but had recovered.
Still CFIA wanted to go ahead with killing all the birds.
The issue led to a year long standoff and court battle with the birds finally being culled this past Friday.
Albion discovered that the Spirit of Antichrist had descended upon the government of Canada and various agencies associated with it (such as CFIA and the RCMP) ever since the impotent bedwetting and unmanly menstruating Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau had been elected Prime Minister 10 years ago.
The Spirit of Antichrist policies continued under the unmanly menstruating Mr. Trudeau’s successor Marx Blarney (a former Bank of England governor and a leading cheerleader for the totalitarian One World Government proposed by the World Economic Forum).
There were apparently a few worshippers of the ancient Libyan sun deity the goddess Tafukt and the ancient Libyan moon deity the god Ayyur in CFIA (Canada Food Inspection Agency).
And interestingly enough Tafukt and Ayyur were two ancient deities to whom ostriches were sacrificed.
According to the Ancient Greek historian Herodotus, the ears of the ostriches were cut off by worshippers of Tafukt and Ayyur and their ears were thrown over their houses.
Then the ostriches were strangled.
Whether a Vincent Van Gogh procedure was performed on the Edgewood ostriches, it couldn’t be said because of the heavy police presence and blockade of access around the Universal Ostrich Farms in Edgewood British Columbia.
Neither were the Edgewood Ostriches strangled as guns had now been invented to carry out the task.
Albion had discovered that the deities Tafukt (the ancient Libyan sun goddess) and Ayyur (the ancient Libyan moon god) would be having dinner tonight (Sunday evening November 9th 2025) with their worshipping follower CFIA bureaucrats in a Chinese restaurant in the City of Vancouver’s Chinatown.
The main course for the dinner would be Sweet and Sour Ostriches.
Albion had got in touch with the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set to provide his private jet 🛩️ to fly Athens museum curator Jasmine Kazanzis from Athens Greece to Vancouver British Columbia with the hydra’s blood dipped swords.
Carson Cody Albion and Jasmine Kazanzis had agreed to meet in Vancouver’s red light district (often frequented by Vancouver politicians of the municipal level).
Various johns were disappointed when Jasmine did not walk over to their motor vehicles.
Jasmine Kazanzis the Athens museum curator under cover as a Vancouver lady of the evening
She did walk over to the taxi in which Carson Cody Albion Private Eye was sitting in the back seat.
She got in and handed the hydra’s blood dipped swords to Albion.
They then drove over to The Purple Ostrich restaurant in Chinatown.
Albion walked in and asked the owner where the Sweet and Sour Ostrich dinner party was being held.
The owner took him to a private room whereupon Albion entered and slew all those present (mortal and immortal) with the hydra’s blood dipped swords.
Albion and Jasmine then went to a Fish and Chips restaurant down near Vancouver’s English Bay where they had fish and chips.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Sunday November 9th
2025.
The Egyptian Mummy Too-Tanked-Amun As A Wild West Gunslinger
The Egyptian mummy Too-Tanked-Amun (famous for being a notorious drunk in Pharaoh’s court) as a Wild West gunslinger
Too-Tanked-Amun wants you to get out of town by sundown
So you won’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes – Too-Tanked-Amun is happy to oblige
Too-Tanked-Amun : His motto is Have Gun, Will Travel (and so will the gun)
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Saturday November 8th
2025.
Valentina Gomez Reads Aloud Canto XXVIII of Dante’s Inferno in Arabic on Renfield Podcast
Valentina Gomez a candidate for the U.S. Congress from Texas
Valentina Gomez is a candidate for the Republican Party nomination for the U.S. House Texas District 31 in the 2026 U.S. General Election.
Valentina Gomez was referred to by former British MP Renfield R. Renfield as his “dream woman” and a “21st Century American Joan of Arc defending her country from foreign invaders”.
Shortly after the New York City municipal election in which Muslim socialist Zohran Mamdani was elected Mayor, several radical Islamists went around tearing down U.S. flags around NYC.
The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit discovered that a mob of Islamists were going to burn American flags tonight Friday at 8 PM in New York’s Times Square.
The information was relayed to Renfield who had once served as the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for Set Enterprises.
Renfield had the ability to hack into electronic and computer systems.
So tonight at 8 PM (New York City time), Renfield would hack into Times Square’s electronic billboard and broadcast his podcast sent out to the world from his villa estate he owned in Tuscany.
Renfield had heard that Valentina Gomez had taught herself Arabic so she could tell the Muslim invaders of America to go back home in their own language.
As such, Renfield had invited Valentina Gomez on to his podcast as a guest so she could read aloud Canto XXVIII of Dante’s Inferno in Arabic.
The 8 PM Times Square Islamist protest would be used as a celebration of the coming Islamic caliphate for New York City.
Although of course Zohran Mamdani’s New York City would be a joint Soviet Socialist Republic-Islamic Caliphate (it would resemble Sir Keir Starmer’s contemporary Britain 🇬🇧 in that aspect) but still it would be an Islamic Caliphate of some sort.
At 8 PM in front of the Big Apple’s Times Square electronic billboard as a radical Islamist mob started to engage in a masturbatory paroxysm of orgiastic American flag burning, Renfield’s podcast appeared on the billboard.
And Valentina Gomez read aloud Canto XVIII of Dante’s Inferno in Arabic to the crowd.
Needless to say Canto XVIII of Dante’s Inferno being read aloud to them in Arabic by Valentina Gomez did not go over well with the flag burning mob.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Friday November 7th
2025.
Dorian Cardinal Hyde in The Streets of Istanbul
Dorian Cardinal Hyde in the Streets of Istanbul
Dorian Cardinal Hyde the Apostolic Nuncio to Saudi Arabia was walking through the streets of Istanbul (called Constantinople by the Byzantine vampiress Theodora and the knightly Crusader rabbit Leonard Constantinople).
A few days ago he had been attending a meeting of Islamic nation Foreign Ministers on the situation in Gaza hosted by Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan.
At the request of his good friend Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, Cardinal Hyde had sat in on the meeting as a Vatican observer.
Now that the meeting was over, Cardinal Hyde was spending a few days holidays in Constantinople (having once met the Byzantine vampiress Theodora, he sometimes fell into using her name for the city) one of his favourite cities in the world.
Back at his hotel, Cardinal Hyde had received a text message from New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
She said that several clergymen from different faiths would be asked to say prayers at Zohran Mamdani’s New York City Mayoral inauguration and she wondered if Cardinal Hyde would say one as a representative of the Catholic Church.
The Cardinal (who looked far far far younger than his 75 years due to a painting painted of him by Basil Hallward the same man who painted the famous picture of Dorian Gray) wondered why AOC would ask him since he was not only a Catholic Cardinal but he was also a member of the occultic society O.T.O. (Ordo Templi Orientis) the organization that had once been headed by the infamous British satanist Aleister Crowley.
“Perhaps it’s because you are a member of the O.T.O. that AOC asked you to say a prayer at Zohran Mamdani’s inauguration,” a demon suggested as he passed by him on the streets of Constantinople.
-A supernatural geopolitical thriller
Written Thursday November 6th
2025.
The Maiden Voyage of Captain Ivan Agonistes Aboard The Russian Nuclear Sub The Poseidon Hel
The homicidally inclined Siberian yeti Captain Ivan Agonistes sails across the Arctic Circle in the newly launched Russian nuclear submarine The Poseidon Hel
Ivan Agonistes was a homicidally inclined Siberian yeti who did personal espionage work for Russian President 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin.
Putin had recently named Ivan Agonistes a captain in the Russian Navy.
And had put Agonistes in charge of the newly launched Russian nuclear submarine The Poseidon Hel equipped with the tsunami 🌊 making missile Poseidon.
The past few days Agonistes had made a remarkable voyage aboard The Poseidon Hel sub.
Captain Ivan Agonistes sails across the Arctic Circle
Captain Ivan Agonistes off the coast of Iceland 🇮🇸
Captain Ivan Agonistes aboard the sub The Poseidon Hel on the North Sea
Captain Ivan Agonistes surveys the English Channel after The Poseidon Hel surfaces
As Captain Agonistes sat aboard the deck of The Poseidon Hel in the English Channel, he wondered what country Putin would order him to attack.
England 🏴 or France 🇫🇷?
-A supernatural geopolitical thriller
Written Wednesday November 5th
2025.
Angelique Dumont’s Very Late Halloween Surprise For Amadeus Emanon
Angelique Dumont Dressed in Halloween Fashion for Amadeus Emanon
The New Orleans songstress Angelique Dumont was waiting in an old English church for her boyfriend the concert pianist Amadeus Emanon.
Amadeus had been hired to perform at a Halloween gig in a local village pub last Halloween.
Then at an All Saints’ Day service in a local village church this past Saturday.
Then at an All Souls Day service in the same local village church this past Sunday.
Then at a Let’s Hang Sir Keir Starmer Rally in the village square last night.
And tonight he’d be providing musical accompaniment to Karaoke Night in the village pub.
Angelique had handed a note to the pub owner to deliver to Amadeus during one of his breaks.
The note told Amadeus to meet Angelique for a very late Halloween surprise this evening in the local church.
As Angelique waited for Amadeus to arrive, she listened to a Renfield R. Renfield podcast playing on her tablet on one of the pews.
Renfield was discussing North American politics on tonight’s podcast.
Said Renfield, “To the surprise of no one in the Alberta Independence Movement, there are a few Canadian Federal Tory MPs with Marxist-Leninist ideas.
As seen by the recent defection of Tory MP Chris d’Entremont to the Marx Blarney Liberals.
Thanks to a brainless MP from Nova Scotia, yet another nail in the coffin of the country formerly known as Canada.”
Renfield then went on to another matter, “Are New Yorkers as stupid as their Torontonian cousins north of the border? It appears that they are. Just as the brainless voters of the Greater Toronto area put the Marx Blarney Liberals back in power, so too New Yorkers appear to be on the verge of electing a Muslim socialist as New York’s Mayor. Totally oblivious to what happened to the City of London England when they did the same with Sadiq Khan. Today the City of London resembles a Third World country, a Neo-Stalinist resides at 10 Downing Street and the Metropolitan London Police Service are a bunch of Nazi Gestapo scumbags in British Police uniform.”
The tablet shut itself off when Renfield’s podcast ended.
At that moment, Amadeus walked through the church door.
And saw his very late Halloween surprise.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday November 4th
2025.
Cold November
Cold November
Trees barren
Devoid of leaves
Landscape bleak and desolate
Skies grey
Somehow appropriate that
Armistice Day fell in
November
Such was the landscape
After 4 years of world war
Land is grey
Expanding greyness
Devouring the last
of the light
As bleak grey expands
Trees stand tall
But forlorn
Devoid of leaves
A sudden chill in the air
Whispers
President Kennedy
Was shot in November
Amidst the bleak grey
And tall desolate trees
A small expanding arch of light
Arises
As if trying to challenge
The bleak grey and desolation
As if a voice whispers
Come bring me my arrow of desire
Come bring me my chariot of fire
Writes William Blake
A man born in November
That overarching expanse of light
Seems to grow
Amidst the greyness and desolation
Another man born in November
C.S. Lewis
wrote of Narnia
A land where it is always winter
And never Christmas
But Lewis also wrote
Even now
Aslan is on the march
-A poem about November
Written Monday
November 3rd 2025.
Pan Goatee Beheads A Super Super Super Repulsive Looking Uglo in A Donut Shop On Halloween
Pan Goatee Beheads A Super Super Super Repulsive Looking Uglo in A Donut Shop
Pan went into the neighbourhood donut shop and saw that they had a repulsive looking uglo working as the sole cashier.
So Pan went and sat down at a table and hoped that the repulsive looking uglo would take a long walk off a short pier within the next few minutes and be replaced with someone more suitable.
Just then a really super super super repulsively ugly looking uglo walked in.
The uglo kept turning around as she was ordering so that everyone in the donut shop would get a good look at her super repulsively ugly pathetic looking piece of shit ugly face.
She did the same while waiting at the counter for her order.
The super repulsive looking uglo then left after a while of constantly turning around.
When she left, the super repulsive looking uglo stood at the window waving to some of the customers sitting indoors.
Finally the uglo went on her way.
It didn’t look like the ugly looking cashier would be taking a long walk off a short pier anytime soon so Pan decided to leave as soon as a beautiful looking woman either exited or entered the door to erase the negative Feng Shui energy and vibes caused by the super super super repulsive looking uglo.
Finally a beautiful looking woman walked along the side of the donut shop to enter so Pan got up to leave as soon as she entered.
When lo and behold out of the blue, the super super super repulsive looking uglo came following straight behind her.
Pan sat down again.
The super super super repulsive looking uglo went up to the counter and announced they hadn’t put any sugar in her coffee even though she asked for some.
Most people when they get their coffee at the pick up counter immediately take a sip before they leave.
But the super super super repulsive looking uglo being super super super unbelievably moronic as well as super super super repulsively ugly had not done so.
As the super super super repulsive looking uglo started turning around in all directions again to show off her pathetic piece of shit ugly face to the world, she suddenly found herself being beheaded by an astral laser machete thrown at her by Pan Goatee and then cut up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 9999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
Pan waited until another beautiful woman entered before leaving having not bought anything.
. . .
Earlier this year Poseidon the Greek god of the sea had been slain by his nephew Apollo who had suddenly turned homicidal.
Apollo had used a sword dipped in hydra’s blood to kill Poseidon (Hydra’s blood being capable of killing an immortal).
So Poseidon was now in the realm of Hades.
Asclepius the Greek god of medicine was trying everything under the sun and under the earth to bring Poseidon back from the dead.
He suddenly got delivered to him via Purulator courier 🚚 a page from a long lost tome of the Egyptian god Thoth.
The page was found by the Vatican Archivist.
The page (found within the pages of a pornographic manuscript written by the Borgia pope Alexander VI) predicted that someday Poseidon would be slain by a Hydra’s blood dipped sword wielded by Apollo.
Poseidon, the fragment of the Thoth manuscript explained, could be brought back from the dead if he was kissed on the lips by the Norse goddess Hel who was the Norse/Germanic goddess of the Underworld.
Arrangements were made for Hel to come to the Greek realm of Hades and kiss Poseidon’s dead body on the lips.
Poseidon came back to life instantly.
. . .
On this day of Halloween, with no publicity, a new Russian nuclear submarine was launched by the Russian Navy.
The submarine carried the new tsunami making undersea nuclear missile developed by Russia the Poseidon 2M39.
The submarine’s captain was the homicidally inclined Siberian yeti Ivan Agonistes.
Interestingly enough the name of the new submarine was The Poseidon Hel.
-A Pan Goatee tale
and
Supernatural Geopolitical Thriller
Written Friday October 31st
2025.
Pan Goatee Beheads Repulsive Looking Uglo In A Parking Lot The Day Before Halloween
Pan Goatee Beheads A Repulsive Looking Uglo in A Shopping Mall Parking Lot
World famous genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was leaving the grocery supermarket where they didn’t have any items he needed on sale today so he hadn’t bought anything.
As he exited he noticed a repulsively ugly looking female uglo of about high school age walking across the parking lot with her attractive but moronic looking female friend.
The uglo and moron wouldn’t be walking across the parking lot at this time if they had been in school.
But the Communist, queer and transgender mentoring members of the Alberta Teachers’ Association union were on strike.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith finally started using her brains and not other parts of her anatomy and finally legislated the teachers back to work this past Tuesday.
But it would take a few days for classrooms to be ready to be open again.
As such the largest generation of repulsively ugly looking kids that humanity has ever produced would still be walking around in public showing off their repulsively ugly looking faces to the world.
Pan threw his astral laser machete at the repulsively ugly looking high school aged female uglo beheading her and cutting her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
He then threw his other astral laser machete at her moronic looking friend beheading her and cutting her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces for being friends with such a repulsive looking uglo.
The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon Krampus arrived on scene wearing a LA Dodgers t-shirt and a Toronto Sucks emblazoned pair of shorts to pick up the remains of uglo and moron and carry them down to Tartarus.
. . .
Dorian Cardinal Hyde the Apostolic Nuncio to Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 had just received a communique from the Vatican saying that the Fallen Archangel Mephistopheles was now in charge of Vatican ecumenical relations with the Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew I, the Coptic Orthodox Patriarch of Alexandria Pope Tawadros II, the Syriac Orthodox Patriarch of Antioch Ignatius Aphrem II and the Patriarch of Jerusalem Theophilus III.
The two mortal advisors to Mephistopheles’ ecumenical One World Church efforts were Oracle Technologies Chief Technological Officer and Executive Chairman Larry Ellison and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
“This is quite an interesting development,” Dorian thought to himself.
-A Pan Goatee tale
and
Supernatural Geopolitical Thriller
Written Thursday October 30th
2025.
Zombies Assemble Russian Missiles On Venezuelan Beach
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro had asked Russia 🇷🇺 to place missiles in Venezuela 🇻🇪 to protect it against a possible U.S. invasion.
Putin had agreed seeing as how Donald Trump kept flip flopping on whose side he was on in the Russia 🇷🇺- Ukraine 🇺🇦 War.
As a precaution against the U.S. Air Force hitting the missile installers, Nicolas Maduro had in his possession a rare Spanish language edition of The Necronomicon (mentioned in H.P. Lovecraft’s writings) on how to raise zombies from the dead.
He used it to do just that.
And got the zombies to install the missiles.
Seeing as how they were already dead, killing them would prove ineffective.
As Venezuelan naval warships kept close watch, an army of zombies worked on Venezuelan beaches to put in the missiles.
Zombies Prepare To Assemble Missiles on Venezuelan Beach
Zombies Assembling Missiles On Venezuelan Beach
“The missiles have been assembled, Senor Presidente,” an aide told him.
“Excellent,” Maduro nodded, “Now if the Orange Toupee boy in the White House decides to turn his war on Caribbean drug traffickers into an invasion of Venezuela 🇻🇪 (after all why does he need the U.S. aircraft carrier The USS Gerald R. Ford to deal with drug traffickers), we can fire off missiles in response.”
-A supernatural geopolitical thriller
Written Wednesday October 29th
2025.
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