Friday The 13th May Style
Actress Gene Tierney in the 1945 movie Leave Her To Heaven
But not everyone can be left to Heaven.
For example the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg who’s busy roasting away on her rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus.
She has just been informed that she’s being sent down to a lower and even more sizzling temperature level.
“But, honestly,” Ruth protested, “I DIDN’T send them.”
. . .
Bill Gates was once again involved in another spastic action involving his hands.
As he was busy giving his one man impersonation of Cthulhu with his many arms, the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.
“The WHO (World Health Organization) of which you and the Chinese Communist Party are the principal shareholders will soon be setting up the first One World Government in history if senile old fool Joe Biden manages to win the vote for signing the Pandemic Treaty that surrenders U.S. Nationl Sovereignty on national health care over to the WHO by May 22nd.”
The two demons and one spastic human cackle ominously.
. . .
Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) spent today May 13th (The Feast Day of Our Lady of Fatima) praying in front of an idol of Pachamama.
The six Vampiric Knights-Templar (the only Knights-Templar to have survived French King Philip The Fair’s attack on the Knights Templar Order in France that happened on Friday the 13th October 1307) who had been staying in the Vatican since October 13th 2017 marked the day by throwing a statue of Our Lady of Fatima into the Tiber.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 13th
2022.
Acheronus the Centaur Attacks Russian Military Base In Eastern Ukraine
Acheronus the Centaur from Acheron the River of Woe in the Underworld Realm of Hades (with a nude ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith riding his back) attacks a Russian military base in Eastern Ukraine
Acheronus the centaur usually used a bow and arrow to slay people.
But last night at a drunken party in the throne room of Hades and Persephone- King and Queen of the Underworld- a drunken Minotaur had sat down on top of Acheronus’ bow and arrow breaking it.
The bow and arrow had immediately been sent to Hephaestus for repair.
However Acheronus had recently been hired to attack a Russian military base in eastern Ukraine and he was without a weapon.
The centaur went to see a friend of his – Lilith the ancient Babylonian vampiress- about the matter.
Lilith gave him a metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club to mow down Russian soldiers.
As well as vampire bat metallic edged spurs for his front legs and a metallic vampire bat edged spur for his right arm.
Acheronus with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club and wearing his metallic vampire bat edged spurs as Lilith rides his back
Acheronus wiped out an entire battalion of 1200 Russian soldiers with his metallic vampire bat triple edged scythe and golf club.
Lilith then asked Acheronus if she could ride his front.
Acheronus replied that his personal development, physical exercise and motivatational coach advised him not to have sex when he was in warfare training.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield, when informed of this later, quipped, “I’d think seriously about changing my personal development, physical exercise and motivational coach for another.”
Russian President Vladimir Putin was angry when he heard about Acheronus’ wiping out of an entire Russian battalion.
He ordered all of Russia’s intelligence services to find out who was responsible for hiring Acheronus the centaur.
Whoever that individual was would be treated to a Polonium-210 cocktail.
If it was a national government, that nation would be subject to a hypersonic nuclear missile attack Putin vowed.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 12th
2022.
Aphrodite and The Smoking Gun
“But I thought he was immortal, I swear,” the Greek goddess Aphrodite protested to the hotel detective after she realized that she had shot and killed a mortal.
“That Thor is such a creep,” the Greek goddess Aphrodite complained to the Greek goddess Athena in the tea room of the St. James’ Court Hotel in London.
“Having such a high testosterone level, he does seem to have difficulty taking no for an answer,” Athena admitted who had once been pestered for a date with Thor until she whacked him with his own hammer Mjolnir.
Sitting next to the goddess duo was a a young nerd Dr. Sterling Rocher (who would become the father of Set Enterprises’ chief scientist in the 21st Century Dr. Cadbury Rocher).
The year was 1957.
The month May.
It would be another 6 months before the USSR would launch Sputnik.
The place London.
“Excuse me,” Dr. Sterling Rocher cleared his throat, “I couldn’t help overhearing. I’m currently working on a gun whose bullets can lessen the sex drive of a god.”
“Really?” Said Athena, “What a curious thing to be working on.”
“I’m doing it on behalf of a client,” Dr. Sterling Rocher explained.
He didn’t mention the fact that he was developing it on behalf of the Greek goddess Hera who was hoping to use it on her husband Zeus.
“I was wanting to run a test on it,” Dr. Sterling Rocher sipped his tea, “Perhaps I could give it to you to use on Thor.”
“Do you have the gun with you?” Aphrodite asked.
“I do,” Rocher handed the gun to her, “I imagine Thor if he arrives at your hotel room door will have shapeshifted into somebody else.”
That night as Athena prepared to go out to attend a concert by the London Philharmonic Orchestra, the noted singer William Bellhurst was returning to his hotel room.
Alas he went to the wrong room but his key seemed to work on opening the door.
He opened the door, went in (for the room looked identical to his own) and went and poured himself a drink.
Bellhurst went into the bedroom.
Athena entered the bedroom from the bathroom where she had been getting ready.
She saw Bellhurst and assumed it was Thor.
She pulled the Sterling Rocher gun out of her purse and fired.
Bellhurst fell dead to the floor with gaping bullet hole wounds and blood slowly oozed on to the carpet.
The hotel detective arrived in the room after hearing the gunshots.
Aphrodite stood there with gun in hand and Bellhurst lay dead on the floor behind her.
“But I thought he was immortal, I swear,” the Greek goddess Aphrodite protested to the hotel detective after she had shot and killed a mortal.
It just so happened that Eir the Norse valkyrie in charge of healing was staying in the next room.
Eir managed to use her skills to bring William Bellhurst back from the dead.
As for Thor he had currently moved on to a new conquest.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 11th
2022.
Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler In The Inca Temple of Doom
Nazi vampire Franz Kohler of the SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and Maria Orsic of the Vril Society in an Inca temple in 1946.
The year was 1946.
The war was over.
And Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau was in South America.
He was now a vampire.
Having been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in Berlin in the dying days of the Third Reich.
As for Maria Orsic the head of the Germanic Vril Society (a society made up of female psychics and mystics), she had been turned into an immortal by the Norse god Odin in Munich in 1923.
Odin had given her a cup of ambrosia to drink that he had won from the Greek god Zeus during a poker game in Paris.
Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler were currently in an unknown (to the world at large) Inca temple in northwestern Argentina.
The temple was dedicated to the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.
Inside the temple was a statue of Pachamama that was said could be used to summon Pachamama herself.
British archaeologist Digby Spencer Churchill (a distant cousin of Winston’s) was hunting for the statue.
Kohler as a dedicated Nazi did not want the statue to fall into the hands of the British and especially not into the hands of the Churchill family.
Unfortunately for Kohler and Orsic as they flew into the region by plane the map they had been given was drawn by a blind man who suffered from amnesia and had not been in the region since childhood.
Thus they were somewhat behind Digby Spencer Churchill in getting to the small statue.
They looked down into the bottom chamber of the temple with their guns drawn and saw Digby picking up the small statue.
“All right, Digby, put down that statue and put your hands up,” Kohler commanded.
“What happens if I don’t?” Digby inquired.
“We’ll shoot you dead,” Kohler replied.
Digby put down the statue but instead of putting his hands up, he reached into his own pocket and pulled out a gun and began firing at the vampire.
“Unfortunately for you, Digby, I’m a vampire so your bullets unless they’re silver are totally useless against me,” Kohler grinned.
“So that’s what my mother must have meant when she told me to get the lead out,” Digby reflected out loud.
“On the other hand, you did thoroughly wreck and ruin a nice 100,000 pesos suit,” Kohler looked at the bullet holes in his jacket and pants.
Kohler then shot Digby 5 or 6 times (he wasn’t sure how many cartridges the gun held and lost count).
“Bloody Hell,’ Digby sputtered, “Shooting a fellow before he’s had the chance to enjoy his afternoon tea. Awfully unsporting of you.”
Those were the final words Digby spoke before he kicked the bucket.
The bucket after Digby had kicked it landed on top of the statue and smashed it into a thousand pieces.
“Bloody Hell,” Kohler broke into an apoplectic vampiric fit.
“Perhaps,” Maria Orsic suggested, “If we take it to a Jesuit seminary somewhere in Argentina, they might know how to put it back together again.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 10th
2022.
Renfield’s Podcast For May 9th 2022
In Russia, a Russian servicewoman marks Victory Day in Moscow in which the victory by Russia and the other Soviet states during the Great Patriotic War (as World War II in Russia is called) against Hitler is celebrated
It was Monday May 9th 2022.
Russia was marking Victory Day in the Great Patriotic War.
Putin said the war (or as he called it “special military operation”) was caused by NATO expansion.
Pope Francis made a statement last week agreeing with him.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield went on to the next item in his podcast.
Said Renfield, “Even though there’s a war going on, Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau yesterday took his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland and his foreign minister Melanie Joly to Kyiv Ukraine to attend a U2 concert held in the city’s subway.”
As the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit projected a scene on to the Kiev subway wall behind Bono and The Edge showing a scene from a zombie movie in which living dead zombies were busy looking for brains, Bono sang, “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…”
And Jill Biden gave roses to Ukraine’s First Lady for Mother’s Day.
Said Renfield, “With all these heads of government and rock stars visiting Kyiv, the Ukrainian city is rapidly turning into the new Davos Switzerland (home of the World Economic Forum).”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 9th
2022.
Cinco de Mayo: 160th Anniversary of The Battle of Puebla
Today is Cinco de Mayo the 160th Anniversary of the Battle of Puebla that was fought during the Franco-Mexican War in which the Mexican forces of Benito Juarez defeated the French forces of Emperor Napoleon III.
Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee celebrated the occasion by beheading an ugly looking stoat looking uglo female who was trying to beat him to the entrance of a 7-Eleven store and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.
When he got into the store, he discovered that the demon Krampus had already bought up all the bottles of salsa for Cinco de Mayo celebrations.
A documentary that was never shown on PBS and was directed by the ghost of Orson Welles explained how two vampiresses were involved in the Battle of Puebla on May 5th 1862.
The Paris-based ancient Egyptian vampiress Isis (the wife of Osiris and the mother of Horus) was backing Napoleon III’s French Army.
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was backing the Mexican forces loyal to Mexican President Benito Juarez.
Qonzilqointec defeated Isis sending the Egyptian vampiress back to Paris in a huff.
The festive occasion of the 160th Anniversary of Cinco de Mayo was marked in Mexico and various regions of the United States.
The pro-Baal and Moloch child sacrifice loving scumbags of Antifa were spending Cinco de Mayo in Los Angeles California attacking people and police and calling for the deaths of U.S. Supreme Court justices.
The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit sent a giant robotic vaccum cleaner to deal with the scumbags of Antifa.
The vacuum cleaner sprayed the Antifa scumbags with a burning saline solution and then sucked them up in a tube filled with blades that cut up their arms and legs as they went up the tube.
Scumbag politicians like senile old fool Joe Biden, ugly looking witch Nancy Pelosi and California’s Gov. Gavin Newsom (a worshipper of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of darkness, evil and sorcery to whom human sacrifice was performed. The opposite of his brother Quetzalcoatl who was Qonzilqointec’s godfather) all objected to the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit’s giant robotic vacuum cleaner.
“What’s good enough for little babies isn’t good enough for the scumbags of Antifa,” wicked witch Pelosi shrieked through rivers of flowing red and black mascara.
Pelosi was beheaded by a Mexican-American toddler (whose birthday was today Cinco de Mayo) whose parents had bought him a toy replica of Pan Goatee’s astral laser machete for the occasion.
Others like British concert pianist, musician, singer and songwriter Amadeus Emanon (best friend of British MP Renfield R. Renfield) spent Cinco de Mayo by thinking about Mexican contributions to culture, food, the arts and music.
He thought fondly of Mexican-American singer, songwriter and musician Selena Quintanilla.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written Cinco de Mayo
Thursday May 5th
2022.
From Harry Potter To The Ministry of Truth
Back in the old days, witches summoned imps to do their bidding
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in his office reading the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Report.
The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had been sent to the U.S. to investigate the appointment of Nina Jankowicz as senile old fool Joe Biden’s Disinformation Chief.
After Elon Musk bought Twitter and promised to bring back free speech to the social media platform, the Neo-Stalinists who ran the U.S. government got their panties in a knot.
The Neo-Bolshevik Communist Department of Homeland Security headed by Neo-Bolshevik Communist Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas had announced the creation of an appropriately named Disinformation Governance Board that intelligent people were already calling the Ministry of Truth (as in George Orwell’s 1984 Ministry of Truth).
Mayorkas immediately got his Fidel and Raul Castro autographed Cuban panties in a knot when he heard the news that people were referring to his Disinformation Governance Board as the Ministry of Truth.
Mayorkas named as head of the Department’s Disinformation Governance Board a woman named Nina Jankowicz who was the lead singer of a “wizard rock band” called The Moaning Myrtles back in the first decade of the 21st Century.
Jankowicz, who was apparently a huge Harry Potter fan, had started the band with a friend Lauren Fairweather (I guess she didn’t want to meet in “thunder, lightning or in rain”).
They released albums in 2007 and 2008 when Jankowicz was 18.
One of their tunes was called Prefects Are Hot.
Some of the lyrics went like this
Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs
The lyrics go on
I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
What’s better than that – we don’t get STDs.
Being a sexual pervert of one sort or other seems to be a major requirement for serving in the Biden Administration.
Biden has plenty of people from the LGBTQ2s+ and counting in the number of new letters and numbers etc. etc. community (all disciples of Baal, Baphomet and Hecate).
Now with the appointment of Nina Jankowicz (what Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels would have been like if he had been female, a witch and an airhead) as chief of the Disinformation Governance Board (aka Ministry of Truth), a pedophile and a necrophiliac is now serving in the Biden Administration.
. . .
As senile old fool Joe Biden sat at his Oval Office desk staring out the open door into the hall, he noticed his son Hunter Biden walk by.
“What’s Hunter doing dressed like Harry Potter?” Joe wondered to himself.
He followed Hunter down the hall into another room.
“What’s Hunter doing lying in a coffin?” Senile old Joe asked.
“I think he’s hoping to get lucky with some woman named Nina Jankowicz,” one of his secret service agents answered.
“Groovy, baby,” Joe put on a pair of dark sunglasses, “I wonder if she’ll let me smell her hair while she performs Blowin’ In The Wind on Hunter’s instrument.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 3rd
2022.
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