Justin Trudeau’s Failed Macho Man Impersonation and The Unmasked Demon Dancer Chief Woos

February 21, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Justin Trudeau’s Failed Macho Man Impersonation and The Unmasked Demon Dancer Chief Woos

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a guest news editorial on a very very independent Ottawa radio station.

“Well,” Renfield began, “after a week, Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is apparently sick of being called a “wimp” (namely because he is one) and earlier today after swallowing the contents of a dozen bottles of testosterone tablets marched (instead of his usual “minced”) to a media briefing room with important members of his cabinet and in his deepest (closest he could muster to a baritone sounding) voice announced, “These barricades must come down now.”

Of course Justin didn’t say what he would do if the barricades by indigenous gangs (self-proclaimed Warrior societies) and their Marxist Trotskyite co-travellers didn’t come down from blocking the nation’s railway and transportation system since the cranial contents challenged son of self-proclaimed philosopher king Pierre Elliot said he still wouldn’t call in the police to take down the blockades.

Justin thinks no doubt that his failed Macho Man routine would be enough to frighten the anarchistically inclined Mohawk Warriors to take down their railway blockades at Belville Ontario and outside the Kanesatake settlement in Quebec.

Well despite the dozen bottles of testosterone pills he swallowed and his pitiful attempt at trying to talk in a baritone voice saying “These barricades must come down now” to the group of costumed figured puppets dressed as Alvin and The Chimpmunks singing behind the curtain (as Justin spoke) in their Chipmunk sounding voices those 1978 Village People lyrics, “Macho, macho, macho man, I gotta be a macho man…”, I doubt very much the Tyendinaga Mohawk Warriors near Bellville Ontario or the Kanesatake Mohawk Warriors near Oka, Quebec will be taking down their blockades anytime soon without police intervention.

I noticed a photo of the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs who are opposed to the natural gas pipeline in northern B.C. standing in front of a Tim Horton’s restaurant in a food court on the TV news tonight.

No doubt they were wondering why the plant based beef burgers they had just bought at the Tim Horton’s behind them didn’t taste exactly the same as the supposedly plant based beef burgers that the beautiful woman (who was actually a Wechuge evil spirit in disguise) gave them in the first place that caused their panties to twist into a knot over the natural gas pipeline.

An investigation by the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka, vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Interpol agent Peter Whitstable showed the same beautiful woman (who is actually a Wechuge evil spirit ) had given Tim Horton’s boxes containing supposedly plant based beef burgers to the Tyendinaga Mohawk Warriors last night.

Meanwhile the Wet’suwet’en hereditary Chief Woos spoke at a news conference earlier today.

Seeing Chief Woos speak at that news conference, two words come most pre-eminently to mind.

And those two words are “total scumbag”.

And when I say that, I’m judging him by the content of his character (and his facial expression that so clearly reflects the content of that character) and not the colour of his skin nor his ethnic background.”

. . .

Meanwhile Pope Francis was reading today’s Munich Agreement in which Vatican Foreign Minister Archbishop Paul Gallagher had met with Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi in Munich and had surrendered control over the Catholic Church in China to the Communist government of Xi Jinping.

. . .


Meanwhile the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka stood and watched in horror as the Wechuge evil spirit (shapeshifted into a beautiful woman) was gathering up cartons marked Tim Horton’s of supposedly plant based beef burgers that she had just fed the Kanesatake Mohawk Warriors prior to their meeting with the Wechuge influenced Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs tomorrow.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday February 21st
2020.

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka and The Wechuge

February 20, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka and The Wechuge

A group of Tyendinaga Mohawk Warriors sat at their blockades on the railway tracks near Belleville, Ontario.

Also among their ranks was a group of whites- all of whom were paid agitators from the Trotskyite Fourth International.

They sat eating hot dogs and listening to the radio.

On the radio was British MP Renfield R. Renfield, “I’ve been asked by the producer of this program not to mention the fact that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg likes his employees to blow dry his arm pits before he gives a speech so I’m not going to mention that.”

“There must be a long list of people who want to kill this Renfield,” a Warrior remarked.

“One of our people managed to get ahold of the ice axe that was used to kill Trotsky in Mexico City in 1940,” commented a Trotskyite agitator, “so we plan to use that to do him in.”

Nearby a mysterious creature stalked the woods.

The creature was a Wechuge – a giant ice creature who had once been human but had become possessed by an ancient giant animal spirit.

The Wechuge were to be found in Western Canada.

This Wechuge had been a member of the Wet’suwet’en’ First Nation prior to having once ate human flesh and become a Wechuge.

It was this Wechuge who had appeared to some of the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs and told them to oppose a gas pipeline that was actually supported by the vast majority of the Wet’suwet’en people including other hereditary chiefs and the elected band council.

She had appeared in the form of a beautiful woman and gave them what she claimed were Tim Horton’s plant based beef burgers to eat.

She said, “I find their flavour particularly satisfying.”

The Wechuge quickly shape shifted from giant ice creature to beautiful woman and approached the Mohawk encampment carrying what appeared to be cups of Tim Horton’s coffee and containers of Tim Horton’s Plant Based Beef Burgers.

“Take this and eat,” she handed out the containers of supposedly plant based beef burgers, “Do this in memory of me.”

She then vanished into the night.

. . .

“My pot smoking and cannabis exhaling marijuana plant turns out to be a late Victorian/early Edwardian antique mirror,” Justin Trudeau wept in front of his cabinet during a cabinet meeting, “One that doesn’t even reflect its immediate surroundings but rather reflects a closed used and rare book store on the street corner next to a desolate alley on a mist filled night in London, England.”

The cabinet looked at one another.

This was Canada’s national leader in a time of national crisis.

. . .


The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka sat on a tree stump in the wintery woods and awaited the arrival of Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

The trio would be investigating the alliance of First Nations supernatural skulduggery and Trotskyite Marxism.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 20th
2020.

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Renfield’s Ottawa News Broadcasts and The Arrival of Magical Mystery Tour

February 19, 2020 at 11:54 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Renfield’s Ottawa News Broadcasts and The Arrival of Magical Mystery Tour

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was invited by a very very independent Ottawa radio station to read the morning news at the start of the day.

Renfield ad libbed most of the broadcast.

Said Renfield, “Last night, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau held a not so emergency meeting in his office meeting with 3 other wimp parliamentary party leaders to discuss ways to continue to procrastinate and dialogue in face of the national emergency that is shutting down much of Canada’s railway and transportation system leading to massive job layoffs, food and fuel shortages as well as a devastating blow to the Canadian economy.”

Walking on Parliament Hill on his way towards the meeting, the Prime Minister stepped in a massive load of demon buffalo poop besides the Hill’s eternal flame and told reporters, “All will be well.”

When he continued walking and attempted to clean his shoes off in the snow, he was said to resemble a ballerina performing a frostbite laden slipper version of a very frozen Swan Lake.

When Justin Trudeau emerged after the meeting, he was wearing a smudge of blackface on his nose as well as a sticker on his forehead that said KICK ME! I’M AL JOLSON!

Justin told reporters that he felt Canadians’ pain.

Also emerging from the meeting was Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh who was sporting an oh! so swishy! looking pink turban.

Jagmeet Singh said that Conservative Party leader Andrew Scheer was a “racist” for wanting to end the blockades.

Next out the door was Bloc Québécois party leader Yves-Francois Blanchet who remarked, “Merde! I forgot to set my PVR to record tonight’s episode of Survivor.”

Last and certainly least to emerge from the meeting was Canadian Green Party leader Elizabeth May who sang her own paraphrased version of a 2011 Rebecca Black single hit wonder- May’s version containing the lyrics, “Highways! Highways! Gotta get down on highways!”.

The late afternoon evening news bulletin at the very very independent Ottawa radio station once again had Renfield reading or rather ad libbing the news:

“A group of Trotskyite Marxist agitators early this morning got the surprise of their lives when they attempted to set up a railway blockade in the West Edmonton area of Edmonton, Alberta.
A group of angry residents took down the protestors’ blockades and their sign saying RECONCILIATION IS DEAD!
They must have at least agreed with the Trotskyite indigenous protestors that Reconciliation was Dead because they threw the sign in the back of a truck with a bunch of garbage.
One of the angry resident counter-protestors told the media, “The government won’t do anything! The RCMP won’t do anything! Local police won’t do anything! So that means we the people have got to do something.”

Having someone who’s an Albertan for a friend- Dracul Van Helsing- I know that most Canadians probably know you don’t piss off an Albertan the same way that most people in my own nation of the United Kingdom know not to piss off a Scottish Highlander.

Someone forgot to tell the no doubt foreign agent Trotskyite planner who had planned this blockade as part of their insurrectionary efforts.

On a more sinister note, the Grand Chief of the Kanesatake Mohawks Serge Simone in Oka, Quebec must have been threatened by the Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors because he reversed himself on his decision yesterday calling for the blockades to end.”

. . .

On the Kanesatake Mohawk First Nations territory near Oka, Quebec the disembodied burning head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin with its flaming hair was flying above the ground.

The figure of Mephistopheles sat under a tree roasting chestnuts.

And the Beelzekraken had emerged from a river.

. . .

At his home in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau rushed to his backyard green house when he heard his new pot smoking and cannabis exhaling desert cactus plant from Set Enterprises in London had arrived.

He was shocked to find in the place once occupied by Strawberry Fields Forever (his old pot smoking and cannabis exhaling desert cactus plant) a large antique mirror of the late Victorian or early Edwardian era.

To top it off, the mirror didn’t even reflect his (Justin’s) own image or even the surroundings of the green house itself.

Rather it reflected a dark alleyway in London at night where a closed old and rare used book store stood at a street corner.

For Justin Trudeau, Magical Mystery Tour had indeed arrived.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 19th
2020.


She heard a strange noise coming from the direction of the old book store in the alley.

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Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois

February 18, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel)

Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois 

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in Ottawa invited as a guest by concerned Canadians who were concerned with the limp wristed response by the Justin Trudeau government to the ongoing Trotskyite Marxist insurrection in Canada.

Once again, Opposition leader Andrew Scheer called for Canada’s Public Safety Minister to use the RCMP Act to get the RCMP to take down the blockades of the nation’s railway system and arrest the Trotskyite anarchist bum protestors if need be.

Canada’s testosterone challenged Prime Minister Justin Trudeau snivelled back in the House of Commons that he didn’t believe in “Politicians telling the police what to do.”

Standing outside the Canadian House of Commons, Renfield told supporters that “This is just a bunch of gay BS. Because we all know if pro-life groups blockaded abortion clinics across the country, this pro-baby slaughtering Prime Minister would be calling on both the RCMP and the Canadian Armed Forces to mow down protestors with machine guns.”

Justin Trudeau later threw a hissy fit in the Prime Minister’s Office when informed of Renfield’s statement.

The testosterone challenged Prime Minister had also called a meeting with all opposition party leaders in the House of Commons with the exception of Mr. Scheer (who was the leader of the Official Opposition) to discuss namby-pamby “dialogue and reconciliation” ways of ending the blockades of various parts of the country’s transportation system.

The opposition party leaders he called to the All Wimps’ Meeting were all a bunch of Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists themselves like he was.

Among the Cultural Marxist wimp leaders attending the meeting would be Bloc Québécois leader Yves-Francois Blanchet (who had an overwhelming hatred of the people of the Canadian province of Alberta), Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh who labelled anyone who disagreed with his own particular political viewpoint a “racist” and climate change hysteria airhead Elizabeth May who led the Canadian Green Party (a bunch of unripened tomatoes- green on the outside but red on the inside).

When Mr. Scheer suggested the RCMP take down the blockades and arrest the protestors, Jagmeet Singh had called Andrew Scheer a “racist” for suggesting that.

Renfield was asked about that statement of Mr. Singh’s.

“Well,” Renfield replied, “I asked my friend the famous Set Enterprises’ secret agent Miranda Singh if this Jagmeet Singh character is perhaps a distant relative of hers. Someone who was taking a day off down at the beach while the Cosmos was handing out brains at the bus station at the same time and so he subsequently failed to pick up his package. She replied if he is indeed a relative, then he is very distant.”

Canadian Assembly of First Nations Grand Chief Perry Bellegarde had shown himself to be either a Trotskyite Marxist or an Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist wimp by saying the blockades should not be brought to an end by police intervention even though the Canadian nation was going to Hell as a result of them.

Canada’s Federal Indigenous Affairs Minister Marc Miller, who had spent the day yesterday handing out Neville Chamberlainesque surrender papers to the Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors who were blockading Canada’s important rail link at Belleville, Ontario, agreed with Mr. Bellegarde’s idiotic assessment.

Meanwhile Kanesatake Mohawk Grand Chief Serge Simon had called on the protestors to end their blockades pointing out that many indigenous people in the country were themselves starting to run out of propane and food due to the demonstrators’ blockades.

No sooner had Grand Chief Serge Simon said this than a bunch of Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors locked out the Grand Chief and his Council from the administrative office of the First Nations near Oka, Quebec.

Renfield commented to those gathered to hear him on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, “These are dangerous times. The world is facing on a global scale what the country of Spain faced back in 1936- a looming battle between Fascists and Communists. In 2020, can a civilized western democracy be brought down and undergo a Marxist revolution? The Trotskyite Fourth International is using Canada as their testing grounds to find this out. They chose Canada because most of the federal national political leadership in this country are Antonio Gramscian style Cultural Marxists- those who are always ready to throw in the towel when called upon.

Communism in the West did not die with the Fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. It only went underground infiltrating various organizations waiting for the time to be right when to strike. The global economic meltdown of 2008 set the stage for them to start making their comeback. In the U.S., there is a Fascist in the White House and the opposing front running Democratic Party candidates for President are Marxists of some shade or other.

A Marxist Trotskyite Canada would certainly make it easier for a Marxist Trotskyite Democrat to make it in the U.S. 

Let it be clear that the only reason why Trotskyism is not considered as bloodthirsty as Stalinism is because Stalin defeated Trotsky for control of the Soviet Union back in the late 1920s. When Trotsky was Lenin’s Commissar For War, he ran ruthless bloodthirsty campaigns during the opening years of Communism being imposed on the former Czarist Russian Empire from 1917 to 1922.

Peasant farmers had their hands chopped off by Trotsky’s Red Army soldiers if they resisted attempts at forced collectivization of agriculture.

The Polish Army in 1920 was well aware of the bloodthirsty nature of Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army.

In fact in 1920, the Polish Army was all that stood in the way of Trotsky’s Red Army advancing and conquering a war weary Western Europe including Germany and France.

The Battle of Warsaw between August 13th and August 25th 1920 was one the Soviet Red Army should have really won.

And then nothing would have stopped them on their advance towards the English Channel.

But the Battle of Warsaw became known as the Miracle of the Vistula because the Polish Army came back to defeat the Soviet Red Army.

Now you may not believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary appeared on the banks of the Vistula River as a source of encouragement to the Polish Army (God knows that Pope Francis probably doesn’t!) but it was still a miracle nonetheless since the Poles defeated the better equipped Soviet Red Army and saved Western Europe from becoming part of the U.S.S.R.

This historic battle was not taught in most schools even before public education started to go downhill in the West during the 1960s and since then when even most history is no longer taught.

But Trotsky’s loss on the Vistula hearkens today to become his victory on the Rideau Canal.

May a Canadian leader rise to stop it,” Renfield concluded.

-written by Christopher
Tuesday February 18th
2020.

Set Enterprises’ Secret Agent Miranda Singh:

She has both brains and beauty.
Unlike Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh.

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Maria Orsic On Ghost Pine Lake

February 17, 2020 at 11:58 am (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Maria Orsic On Ghost Pine Lake

The year was 1947.

And the Austro-Croatian mystic Maria Orsic was at Ghost Pine Lake in Central Alberta.

She had somewhat of an adventuresome 2 years.

When Nazi Germany unconditionally surrendered on May 8th 1945, she had carried with her a briefcase showing drafts of flying saucers that would be able to fly using Vril energy.

Maria Orsic had been hoping to flee the country.

But she had been conked on the head by an officer of the U.S. Office of Strategic Services (predecessor to the American CIA) and her briefcase containing the flying saucer and Vril energy drafts were stolen by that operative.

When she awoke, she had found herself in the Elysian Fields in the arms of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Apparently Hermes in his role as Psychopomp (guide of the souls of the Dead to and through the Underworld) had mistaken the unconscious Maria Orsic for being dead and had taken her down there.

Hermes made the mistake because he had been drunkenly carousing with Dionysus/Bacchus the night before.

As punishment for this drunken fiasco and mishap, an angry Zeus decreed that Hermes was to be present at the birth of a baby who would grow up to be the notorious Australian character who called himself Uncle Ernie.

Hermes would never recover from being present at that particular Nativity (at which magic mushroom eating transvestite 3 foot tall dwarf demons sang Glory Be To Crowley In The Highest) and was still being treated for PTSD by Psyche’s psychiatrist to this day.

Maria Orsic would be escorted by Persephone back up to Earth.

And today she found herself at boat races being held at Ghost Pine Lake.

Among the competitors would be one Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau.

He would be competing under the name of Jack Pipe.

Maria Orsic had recognized Jack Pipe’s photo when she read a Boat Racing News magazine issue in a Chicago hairstylist’s salon.

So she went northwest to Ghost Pine Lake.

Meanwhile Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles were also present at Ghost Pine Lake on this day in 1947.

They had traveled back in time using the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr prototype magic lantern (a magic lantern that served as an instrument of time travel).

The reason for their time travelling excursions was a series of peculiar phenomena that were happening in Alberta in the year 2020.

A ghost white buffalo had been spotted wandering through Dry Island Buffalo Jump Provincial Park east of the town of Huxley (named after the famous Darwinian evolutionist Thomas Huxley. Huxley was currently roasting away on a spit down in Tartarus and was now a convinced creationist).

The last time a Ghost White Buffalo had been seen in these parts was back during the dreadfully cold winter of 1907-08.

In addition, the ghost of the Headless Horseman of Ghost Pine Lake (a Cree indigenous warrior who had lost his head in battle to the tomahawk of a Blackfoot indigenous warrior) was starting to show up on nights that were not moon lit.

Previously the ghost had only looked for his head on moonlit nights.

Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was convinced something unusual was happening in the Supernatural realm.

Pope Francis who was a Marxist dialectical materialist disagreed.

In between takes of his shooting a music video (a remake of the 1980s video where a sexy looking Belinda Carlisle sings “We’ll make Heaven a place on Earth…), the Pope told reporters as such.

The video remake of Heaven Is A Place On Earth where Pope Francis sings and performs what was done by Belinda Carlisle in the original video was taking a long time to shoot as each new director of the music video inevitably ended up committing hari kari after each shooting of a scene.

And so on Whitstable’s recommendation, Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles had traveled back in time and place to Ghost Pine Lake in 1947 where the Vril Society medium Maria Orsic was watching Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau race a boat.

“Dracul!” Maria shouted as she recognized the Canadian vampire hunter with whom she had had previous cosmic encounters.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Monday February 17th
2020.

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Legend of The Ghost White Buffalo

February 16, 2020 at 11:49 pm (Folklore, Ghost Story, Poetry, The Supernatural) (, , , )

Legend of The Ghost White Buffalo

“Not far from here,” the wood nymph said, “the Ghost White Buffalo saved a herd of cattle.”

“Tell me this tale,” said the stranger.

And so the wood nymph did.

The legend of the Ghost White Buffalo is to be found here:

https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2016/02/16/the-ghost-white-buffalo-a-poem/

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The Summoning Forth of The Beelzekraken

February 15, 2020 at 11:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Sorcery, The Occult, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Summoning Forth of The Beelzekraken 

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed at a London radio station on the subject of a possible UK Free Trade Agreement with the U.S.

“As long as Donald Trump is the President, we’d just be leaping from the frying pan into the fire if we went ahead with this trade agreement,” Renfield stated, “not of course that we’d be better off if any of the freaks who are currently front runners for the U.S. Democratic Party nomination became President either.”

Renfield finally finished the interview with the following statement about Donald Trump, “What can we say about the man who was (Joe McCarthy’s chief legal counsel and later Mafioso mobster defending lawyer) Roy Cohn’s personal bitch and boy toy back in the 1970s? Whose mentor-protege relationship consisted of Cohn breaking Trump in (via the rear end) and showing him the ropes (in a gay BDSM sense of that expression).”

Within seconds, a very irate and profanity laced phone call was made from the White House to the Pentagon.

As Renfield left the radio station and walked down the street, he was followed by a Trotskyite anarchist agitator who was very upset by a speech that Renfield had delivered to the Canada Club in London last night.

The British MP happened to notice a £5 note lying on the ground.

As he bent over to pick it up, a drone bearing the inscription IN TRUMP WE TRUST flew right over his head.

The drone blew the Trotskyite anarchist agitator (who was walking just behind Renfield) to kingdom come.

. . .

An ugly looking female freak with pink and purple hair (that made her look even uglier) really pissed genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee off.

So he beheaded the ugly looking freak and then cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion (rather than his usual just 999 trillion) pieces.

The rats recently released from a showing of the 1971 American horror film Willard could not bring themselves to eat the minuscule pieces of the revolting facially aesthetically challenged crime against humanity.

Neither could the 3 blind mice who flew a drone called Albatross 2.0

After an emergency council of all the gods and goddesses, Shiva the Destroyer arrived with his trident of destruction to totally melt and disintegrate the pieces into total non-existence so that the hideous particles would not exist in any of the multiverses.

Shiva then returned to the CERN Large Hadron Collider tunnel in Switzerland where he was being taught the Irish river dance by Irish dancer Michael Flatley.

. . .

From Lake Michigan on the shoreline of Chicago a Kraken emerged.

But this was no ordinary Kraken.

For while it had the body, tentacles and arms of an Octopus, its head was that of a giant fly.

The name of the creature was the Beelzekraken – a combination of Beelzebub (The Lord of the Flies) and a Kraken.

The unwashed ANTIFA member on the beach (who was already angry about being hit by waves from the lake) dirtied his already dirty jockstrap upon seeing the Beelzekraken.

He very much regretted having used the POSSIBLY ENGLISH LANGUAGE HIP HOP EDITION OF THE NECRONOMICON to summon the creature.

Even more so after the Beelzekraken swallowed and ate him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 15th
2020.

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Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich

February 14, 2020 at 11:44 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich

British MP Renfield R. Renfield delivered the following speech to the Canada Club in London, England

“Britain’s Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain visited Munich in 1938 and waved a piece of paper saying “Peace in our time.”

Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visits Munich in 2020 and waves a limp wrist saying “Pot in our time.”

And his country is definitely going to pot.

The Trotskyite World Socialist Fourth International openly bragged about intending to use the Wet’ suwet’en hereditary chiefs’ land dispute with a gas pipeline company as the grounds to sabotage Canadian infrastructure and bring the Canadian economy to a crashing halt by shutting down the nation’s rail system.

And what is Canada’s pot smoking leader doing about it?

He says he wants dialogue and reconciliation to resolve the dispute.

Nobody has obviously told this bozo you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.

So let me be the first.

Justin, you bozo, you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.

Seeing the violence and sheer brutality that the unwashed masses of the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of ANTIFA engage in in the U.S. should convince one of that.

But it’s difficult to see the world properly when one is looking at it behind a haze of pot smoke.

The R.C.M.P. in Canada have not moved against the thugs and hooligans who have brought Canada’s rail network to a halt by blockading the railway interchange at Belleville, Ontario.

Even though they do have a court injunction telling the protestors to take down their blockade.

A court injunction paper that an unwashed Trotskyite agitator on the Belleville rail intersection burnt.

But Justin whines in Munich, “We must have dialogue and reconciliation.”

Meanwhile Atlantic Canada is running out of propane to heat their homes because there’s no rail traffic bringing it.

Prairie farmers are unable to transport their grain.

Small businesses can’t keep up their inventory.

Grocery store shelves in some parts of Canada may start going bare.

All because a bunch of spoiled brat Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs have their panties in a knot.

Send Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner up there to tell them how to untangle it if they have to.

But don’t bring the entire Canadian nation to a halt.

Meanwhile the Trotskyites and their useful idiot supporters are using the terms “racist” and “colonialist” to describe everyone who criticizes their illegal and anarchistic actions.

Such as Canadian Opposition leader Andrew Scheer whose call for the rule of law to be upheld and these protesting and blockading and revolting bums to be put in jail is sending much of Canada’s leftist media into apoplexy.

Soon they will be quarantined by their physicians as their shaking and paroxysms and spasms will be taken for signs of the Coronavirus.

Being called “neo-colonialist”, “racist”, “sexist” and “homophobic” is something that Marxist agitators will always use to attempt to silence their opponents.

Thus any resemblance between political correctness and Marxism is not purely coincidental – as they’re both one and the same.

Although The Washington Post, The New York Times and most of the U.S. Democratic Party have yet to figure that out.

Justin Trudeau’s problem is that he’s an Antonio Gramscian Marxist and therefore somewhat of a limp wristed pansy when it comes to dealing with hard line Trotskyite insurrection and revolt.

His father Pierre Elliot was also a Marxist but at least he was a Mao and Fidel Castro admiring Marxist.

Therefore he wasn’t afraid to put his foot down when faced with an attempt at armed insurrection and overthrow of civil society.

When the Communist inclined FLQ (Fronte de Liberation du Quebec) kidnapped a British diplomat and a Quebec provincial cabinet minister in October of 1970, Pierre Elliot Trudeau invoked the Emergency War Measures Act and had all the FLQ bums arrested and thrown in jail.

Sadly Justin will not do the same with the Mohawk Warriors and other Trotskyite hard line Marxist organizations among Canada’s indigenous peoples.

Lastly I would like to end by quoting my good friend the late Prime Minister Winston Churchill, “You can’t make a good anti-Communist omelette without breaking a few eggs and cracking a few heads.”

Let us hope Canada will one day have a leader who will use that Churchillian recipe.

-Renfield R. Renfield MP
in an address to the Canada Club,
London, England,
Friday February 14th 2020.

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Napoleon Bonaparte and Maria Orsic In The Elysian Fields

February 13, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Napoleon Bonaparte and Maria Orsic In The Elysian Fields

Napoleon Bonaparte aka Emperor Napoleon I of the French was walking through the Elysian Fields.

Persephone, who had some sympathy for the Little Corporal from Corsica, had persuaded her husband Hades to allow this.

Napoleon had spent a great deal of time roasting away on a spit in Purgatory until the foul crimes done in his days of nature were burnt and purged away.

Various gods and demons had debated what should be done with Napoleon. Was he a hero? Was he a scoundrel?

Trouble was he was a mixture of both. Hence the reason for the debate on his destination.

Come Judgement Day at the end of the world, Napoleon’s fate would ultimately be decided by Jesus Christ The Lord, Creator and King of the Cosmos.

Until that day, his locale was a subject of intense debate.

Unlike Lenin and Stalin who were busy roasting away in Tartarus the deepest and most fiery part of Hades/Sheol.

Odin had offered Napoleon a seat at a table in Valhalla even though the Emperor hadn’t died in battle but had died from eating a poisoned fish on the island of Saint Helena.

However the Germanic warriors, heroes and kings in the hall couldn’t stand the thought of a Frenchman being in their midst so they had raised vigorous objections (the Norse warriors and heroes in the hall were still trying to recover from having eaten Loki’s lutefisk recipe so they had no opinion on the subject one way or the other).

Odin did try to point out that Napoleon’s ancestral background was in fact Italian as Corsica (the island of his birth) had been ruled by Italian states until the Genoese ceded Corsica to the French King Louis XV in 1768.

However the Germans were having none of that.

And so Persephone had arranged for Napoleon to walk through the Elysian Fields.

It was while walking through the Elysian Fields that Napoleon had happened to run into Maria Orsic.

The immortal Austro-Croatian German medium had been sleep walking and had almost fallen into a River.

Napoleon had called out to the gods for help but they were currently on a lunch, beer, mead and wine break.

The French Emperor managed to bring Maria Orsic back to consciousness by reciting the Ave Maria in Latin.

A Vatican II cardinal roasting away on his barbecue spit not far away objected strenuously.

Maria came to and found herself in the arms of Napoleon.

Maria Orsic was a famous medium who later became the leader of the German Vril Society.

She was born on October 31st 1895 in Zagreb, Croatia.

Her father was Croatian and her mother was an Austrian from Vienna.

Her father Tomislav Orsic was an architect who worked in Zagreb.

During a trip to Vienna in 1894,
Tomislav met a beautiful young ballerina named Sabine.

They fell in love and married shortly after.

Their daughter Maria was born a year later.

Maria moved to Munich Bavaria in 1919.

That same year she founded the Vril Society along with a group of 8 other beautiful women who kept their hair very long.

They believed their long hair acted as cosmic antennae to receive communication from aliens on other worlds.

A group of demons (at the urging of Mephistopheles) had appeared to Maria and claimed to be Aryan aliens living on Alpha Centauri in the Aldebaran system.

They claimed to have visited Earth in the past and settled in Sumeria and the word Vril was formed from the ancient Sumerian word Vri-iL (meaning “like god” or “god like”).

The mediums passed secrets on Vril energy to the Nazis.

When the Third Reich surrendered on May 8th 1945, Maria Orsic fled Germany with Vril energy papers in her briefcase.

And the next thing she knew, she found herself in the arms of Napoleon in the Elysian Fields.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Thursday February 13th
2020.

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Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal

February 12, 2020 at 11:56 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel)

Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal 

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading an editorial piece on the BBC Television Network,

“Last night Trotskyite Communist Bernie Sanders narrowly defeated Gramscian Communist Pete Buttigieg in the New Hampshire state primary.
Bernie once belonged to the Trotskyite World Socialist International back in his 20s and Pete Buttigieg’s father Joseph Buttigieg was a Communist who taught at Notre Dame University from 1980 until his retirement in 2017 (showing just how far both Notre Dame University and the Catholic Church in the U.S. have gone down hill since the disastrous Second Vatican Council of the 1960s).
Joseph Buttigieg was the translator and editor of the three-volume English translation of Antonio Gramsci’s Prison Works (that the Italian Communist theoretician wrote while enjoying the sodomizing hospitality and the always deadly bar of soap droppings in Benito Mussolini’s prison system).
Joseph Buttigieg was also the founder and President of the International Gramsci Society.
Antonio Gramsci was the Communist theoretician who argued for Communists infiltrating the arts and culture of society to bring about Communist revolution.
Encouraging every form of sexual perversion and sexual degeneracy within arts, entertainment and culture to bring about the moral collapse of society and make it ripe for Communist revolution.
“Make a man depraved and you can make a man a slave” was Gramsci’s motto, slogan and mantra.
Gramsci would no doubt be pleased with what the Hollyweird film and coke snorting music industries have accomplished within American society today.

“Brad Pitt’s insanity and Joaquin Phoenix’s babblings (here Renfield drank from a bottle of milk rather than his usual bottle of Scotch while editorializing) are proof of this at the recent Academy Awards ceremony. The only one with an IQ higher than 100 at the ceremony might have been Martin Scorsese who actually fell asleep during Eminem’s screeching and vocal bouts of the after effects of constipation that counts for musical talent in America today.”

“So we have three Bolshevik methods of achieving power- the Stalinist model which is to commit genocide against and ethnically cleanse everybody in a non-racist non-discriminatory fashion.
There’s the Trotskyite method which is armed struggle and violent protests and insurrections to seize power (although Bernie Sanders is currently Trotskyite lite in that respect).
And there’s the Gramscian method which is to use sexual perversion and degeneracy and debauchery being promoted through arts, entertainment and culture to bring society down to the point where they will meekly accept a Communist takeover.”

“While the Republican Party in the U.S. has been safely taken over by the Neo-Fascists like Donald Trump (who acts like Benito Mussolini on his best days and Adolf Hitler on his worst), various groups of Neo-Bolsheviks struggle for control of the Democrats- the Neo-Stalinists, the Neo-Trotskyites and the Neo-Gramscians.
The Neo-Stalinists in the Democratic Party try to remain in the closet and not come out as Stalin has a somewhat unsavoury and nefarious reputation.
So you won’t see any coming out parades by Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats like you would a certain group of perverts favoured by Gramsci for his culture and society wrecking efforts.
So Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats remain in the closet (where you will find Hillary Clinton, her witches’ brooms, her voodoo dolls and her numerous copies of the book Marina Abramovic’s Spirit Cooking Recipes).
So the rest- the Neo-Trotskyites’ favourite Bernie Sanders and the Neo-Gramscians’ favourite Pete Buttiigieg battle it out.

I noticed Foreign Policy Magazine (the periodical published by the notorious Council On Foreign Relations) has come out with an article entitled The CIA Did Not Help Pete Buttigieg Win Iowa.
That the Council On Foreign Relations would make such a claim probably constitutes proof positive that the CIA did help Buttigieg win Iowa.

Turning to the Trotskyites and Canada, a geopolitical analyst friend of mine visited the World Socialist International website of the Trotskyites this past Sunday night to see how they were marking Trotskyite Bernie Sanders’ campaign.
While there, he encountered an article on how the Trotskyites planned to wreck Canada and the Canadian economy and destabilize the Canadian government to pave the way for anarchy and eventually an armed insurrection.
The Trotskyites said they were going to use the Wet’ suwet’ en hereditary chiefs’ protest against a natural gas pipeline through their land as the catalyst for Trotskyite armed agitator protests, demonstrations and eventually violence to destabilize the Canadian economy and government.
Trotskyite agitators would use indigenous peoples and their sympathizers to block roads, bridges, streets, railroads, airports and access to various public and government buildings claiming to do so in solidarity with the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs.
By bringing the transportation infrastructure of the country to a halt, 
Trotskyites could wreak severe economic damage on the Canadian economy.
The government of Canada and most of the provinces were led by weak political leaders who would not crack down on the protests allowing the situation to fester and become worse.
The geopolitical analyst friend of mine did not think the Trotskyites would act so quickly and so that night wrote a blog post about an Aztec god of the dead on his blog instead.
In fact, the Trotskyites acted the next day shutting down and blockading major railways across the Canadian province of Ontario.
Then on Tuesday, they blockaded numerous city halls across Canada as well as the entrance to the Vancouver Port Authority.
Today they blockaded several major streets and bridges across various Canadian cities and blockaded access to the B.C. Provincial Legislature.
So far no politician has taken concrete action against these anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans.
Instead, in namby-pamby fashion, getting court injunctions against the blockades for actions that are already illegal.
Court injunctions where the injunction papers are promptly burnt by the Trotskyite agitators.
When my geopolitical analyst friend went back to the Trotskyite World Socialist website tonight to link to the post, he discovered that it had been taken down.
No doubt the Trotskyites were so surprised by their success (already various politicians and those in agriculture and industry are admitting the blockades of the nation’s transportation system are quickly bringing the Canadian economy to a halt) in using the Wet’suwet’en land and gas pipeline dispute as a catalyst for their illegal and anarchistic actions, they thought they better take the plan down in case someone discovered they were behind this.

And so as Canada burns, its pot smoking Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is currently in Senegal in west Africa trying to impress people there by air guitar playing with Nero’s fiddle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 12th
2020.

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