The Nymph Who Played The Violin
The nymph who played the violin
It was the Saturday before Halloween 2020
The month of witches and werewolves and Oak Island gold
An otherworldly month in a surreal year
A year which saw a virus become a god
To which all must pay homage
Simeon told the Virgin Mary
That her son the Christ
Would be responsible
for the fall and rise of many in Israel
Some two thousand and twenty years after that
A virus offspring of bats or Pangolin anteaters
With a little bit of help and tweaking
from Wuhan lab virologists
operating within the demonic agenda of
Xi Jinping
is being set up for the
fall and rise of many in the world
Will the virus bring down a man
with the narcissism of a 1st Century Roman Emperor
And bring to power a senile old fool
Who’s the father of a pedophile and a crackhead
Who serves as the puppet of Neo-Bolsheviks
Anxious to incorporate a 1917 Russian Revolution
On the American political scene
With the cheering and applause
of an Argentinian Trotsky wannabe
in the Vatican
who underwent an extremely probing
far beyond frontal lobotomy
very early in life
and has never recovered since?
Sleepy Hollow
the scene of that haunting encounter
between teacher Ichabod Crane
and a Headless Horseman
far from the scene
of a grisly encounter
between a French schoolteacher
and a beheading disciple
of a 7th Century pedophile pervert Prophet
Sleepy Hollow
where the Headless Horseman
Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden
has returned
accompanied by his talking, singing and dancing
zombie black horse
Bucephalus Reborn
Sleepy Hollow
where an Irish leprechaun
son of a Gnostic goddess
is being seduced by
Tiffany Twisted
the Mercedes Benz
loving witch
at the Hotel California
The innkeeper of the Rip Van Winkle Inn
Former proprietor of the Hotel California
But can’t remember Tiffany
even though she’s a registered guest at the Inn
The leprechaun’s pet pterodactyl
has been asked to judge a pumpkin carving contest
Where New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo
has inserted registered Republican
cast ballots
For early voting in the state
Sleepy Hollow
where a brainless Antifa/BLM white liberal “yute”
Was eaten by rats down by the riverside
after being chased by a group of black cats
Sleepy Hollow
where a West Coast private eye
was holidaying
far from the madness
of the state California
whose insanity
was worse than that
of the Hotel California
Sleepy Hollow
where this evening
the private eye
heard the gentle melodious playing
of a violin
and walked into the woods
to see its origin
And there on a beautifully carved piece of ice
sat a beautiful nymph holding a violin
dressed in a beautiful white dress
and creamish gray ballet slippers
surrounded by pink flower petals
that decorated the autumn floor
of the forest
Embrace of nymph and private eye
Arm on arm
Chest on chest
Lips on lips
A moment of caresses
In a world
where a divinized virus’ priesthood
says “Maintain social distancing”
A moment of love
in a world of hate
A moment of humanity
in a world of monsters
A moment of truth
in a world of lies
A moment far away
from the maddening world
A moment where what beautiful music
they made together.
-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 24th
2020
Pope Francis Kisses Al-Azhar Mosque Imam On Lips, Sheik Ahmed al-Tayeb Calls On French Government To Behead Mohammed Blasphemers In Future
Yesterday as part of the Vatican Papal Peace Summit 2020, Pope Francis met with Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Cairo Egypt’s Al-Azhar Mosque and University.
Upon meeting one another, the two kissed one another passionately on the lips.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield suggested that this might mark the beginnings of an interfaith gay civil union between Pope and Grand Imam in a ceremony that might be presided over by the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Dalai Lama and the head of the Satanic Temple USA.
Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar Mosque was the man who signed the Document On Human Fraternity For World Peace and Living Together better known as the Abu Dhabi Declaration with Pope Francis back on February 4th 2019 in the city of Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates.
Following his penchant for promoting world peace, human fraternity and living together, Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb said at the Vatican Papal Peace Summit that while he disapproved of the Islamist terrorist beheading of French schoolteacher Samuel Paty last week for having shown blasphemous cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed to his students in a class on free speech, he noted that it would not have happened if the French government had beheaded Mr. Paty for blasphemy instead.
The grand imam urged the adoption of a global law against Islamophobia so that it should no longer be the “duty” of terrorists to behead unpopular people but rather the Islamophile governments of the world should do it directly.
Asked to comment on the Grand Imam’s remarks, Mr. Renfield said “That this is proof positive that one can’t be a satirist anymore.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 23rd
2020.
Communist Rag Atlantic Monthly, Pope Francis, Yaldabaoth and Sophia
The innkeeper of Sleepy Hollow’s Rip Van Winkle Inn (who happened to be the former proprietor of the mysterious Hotel California made famous in an Eagles song) was listening to the local Sleepy Hollow radio station on the radio.
The station was playing a quote from the United Kingdom’s most controversial Member of Parliament Renfield R. Renfield.
Said Renfield, “It should come as no surprise that America’s most pretentiously snobbish Communist rag The Atlantic Monthly magazine is doing a hatchet job on those Catholics who think that Joe Biden is a phony Catholic and that Pope Francis is a heretic. The best that the Atlantic Monthly can be used for is as a substitute for toilet paper when you run out.”
The innkeeper who realized that he had indeed run out of toilet paper grabbed the latest issue of The Atlantic Monthly and proceeded to his own private washroom.
When he returned, he said to himself, “I hope I won’t have to call the plumber to unplug that toilet. That Atlantic Monthly really seemed to be full of it.”
He noticed his guest Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun had left his smart phone on top of the inn’s front desk.
There was a photo on it:
“Wow, is she ever hot,” the Innkeeper looked at the pic.
Yaldabaoth came running down the stairs in search of his smart phone.
“Is that a picture of your girlfriend?” The innkeeper asked.
“No, my mother,” Yaldabaoth answered.
“But she doesn’t look a day over 30,” the innkeeper protested.
“Because she’s a goddess,” Yaldabaoth explained, “She’s Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom.”
“Wow, now I know why your name Yaldabaoth sounds so familiar,” a lightbulb went on over the Innkeeper’s head which was a sure indication that the village electrician had restored the Inn’s electricity, “It’s mentioned in some ancient Gnostic texts that Sophia gave birth to Yaldabaoth. But I thought you were supposed to be the Demi-Urge who created the material physical universe.”
“Well, like most mothers, my mother has a tendency to exaggerate about her children,” Yaldabaoth explained, “It was far more impressive sounding to tell people that she had a son who was the Demi-Urge that created the material physical universe than to tell people that she had a son who was a drunken alcoholic leprecaun. People might have been impressed by the leprechaun part but definitely not the drunken alcoholic part.”
“You have a point there,” the Innkeeper admitted.
Indeed Yaldabaoth who had taken off his wee leprechaun hat was sporting a very large bump on his head.
It was caused by the boys of the village of Sleepy Hollow who were using the Headless Horseman’s pumpkin head as a substitute ball in a rather nasty game of Dodgeball.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 22nd
2020.
Pope Francis Has Dinner With Baphomet
Samhain Cardinal Salaman the former professional stage magician turned Cardinal was having a telephone interview with his former ghostly stage apprentice Belvedere the Ghost White Salamander reporter for The Times of London.
“Well,” Samhain Cardinal Salaman began, “Pope Francis has decided to mark the one year anniversary of Austrian Catholic layman Alexander Tschugguel throwing the Pachamama idols into the Tiber River by announcing that he’s in favour of sodomite civil unions.”
“How was the announcement made?” Belvedere wrote swiftly in his spectral notebook with his spectral quill pen.
“Through the world premiere of a movie that Pope Francis had shown in Rome today,” Salaman answered, “The movie is called Francesco and is about Pope Francis’ favourite person of all time Pope Francis and his agenda for a pro-Sodom and Gomorrah Communist utopia that he envisions for a post pandemic world.”
Meanwhile in his Vatican apartment, Pope Francis was having dinner with the demon Baphomet to celebrate the occasion.
An Amazon River rainforest guinea pig was suckling milk off the Baphomet’s female breasts as the demon was seated enjoying Black Forest venison and a glass of red wine.
The demon Baphomet is of course part goat and part human as well as part male and part female.
Francis called out to his chef as he ate his own plate of venison, “Luigi, this particular brand of salt seasoning you used on this venison is supurb. Where did you get the salt?.”
“From the Midde East, oh great Vicar of Cthulhu and Mictlantecuhtli,” Luigi answered, “From a pillar of salt.”
“A pillar of salt?” Francis raised his left eyebrow.
“It was apparently called Lot’s Wife by the locals for some reason and was said to have to stood in that one spot for millenia,” Luigi explained, “A group of Jesuit archeaologists this past summer who were excavating by day and having Dionysian Apollo and Hyacinth gay sex orgies by night decided to bring back the pillar of salt with them and presented it to my kitchen. I decided to save the salt for a special occasion and today marks the first time I’ve used it.”
“Lot’s wife?” Pope Francis rubbed his chin 🤔, “That name sounds familiar for some reason.”
“I believe it’s mentioned in the Bible, your Non-Holiness,” Luigi bowed and went back to his kitchen.
“Hm, it’s been ages since I last read that book,” Francis thought as he sipped his wine.
Meanwhile Amorous Laetitia the familiar black cat of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft strolled up on to the table.
A large saucer of Baileys Irish Cream (which she preferred to milk) had been left out for her.
She eagerly licked it up and then pranced off meowing, “Hic! Meow! Hic! Meow! Hic! Meow!”.
Up on the window ledge, Cernunnos the Celtic stag horned god was holding his cross-bow and arrow.
The part stag part human deity was pissed that Francis and the Baphomet were eating deer meat.
Cernunnos fired his bow.
The arrow took off Francis’ papal white cap and continued on its way striking the Baphomet in the left testicle.
Francis’ papal white cap on the Baphomet’s left testicle was somehow highly symbolic of how the day went.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 21st
2020.
Nigerian Government Massacres Civilians, Justin Trudeau’s Corruption and Hunter Biden’s Pedophilia
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his podcasts.
Renfield: I’ll be dealing with three very disturbing subjects on today’s video. So for those who are faint of heart, they may not want to watch.
Continuing, Renfield went on:
Today on October 20th 2020, a date that will be known in infamy in Nigerian history, the Nigerian government sent in Army tanks to attack peaceful protestors at a sit-in at the Lekki Toll Gate in Lagos, Nigeria.
The sit-in had started at 7 PM this evening and the Nigerian Army had started removing cameras and street lights so nobody could see what they were about to do.
What they did was open fire on peaceful protestors.
All the protestors were holding were Nigerian flags and banners.
The Army shot at them with their guns.
The green and white flag of Nigeria is now stained scarlet red with blood.
We are still unsure of the number who were killed or wounded in the massacre.
Ambulances weren’t even allowed to drive through the Toll Gate to reach the victims.
It is a sad day for Nigeria and the world.
A virus of despotism has spread among the governments of the world as surely as the CCP Covid virus has spread among the populations of the world.
Some governments are more despotic than others.
The Nigerian government has decided to up the ante in this 2020 year by brutally massacring peaceful demonstrating civilians.
From Africa, we go over to Canada.
The Canadian government’s actions aren’t as brutal and barbaric as the Nigerian government’s today but they represent an ongoing trend of corruption that is spreading amongst the governments of the world.
Today the Opposition in the Canadian parliament brought forth a motion to set up a super committee to investigate a possible corruption scandal involving the Justin Trudeau government and a charity called the WE charity.
Earlier this year, the Trudeau government had given the WE charity millions and millions of dollars to manage a government summer youth employment program (instead of getting the regular Canadian civil sevice to run the program).
Later it was discovered that the WE charity had paid lucrative public speaking fees to members of the Trudeau family (Justin’s wife, mother and brother) and had paid for a luxurious vacation for Canada’s then Minister of Finance Bill Morneau.
The whole thing stunk to high heaven so the Opposition parties in the minority government parliament set up a House of Commons committee to investigate.
Just however when the committee was getting to the nittty gritty of the matter, Justin Trudeau announced on August 18th this past summer that he was proroguing (suspending) Parliament and that effectively kills all standing commmittes of Parliament.
Today the Opposition leader in the Canadian Parliament introduced a motion asking that the Parliament create a super committee- a committee with expanded authority to investigate the matter- and one that wouldn’t be subject to the whims of the Prime Minister to prorogue or not to prorogue Parliament.
Since the opposition parties hold the majority of seats in the Canadian House of Commons and the Justin Trudeau Liberal government does not, it looked like the motion would pass.
However Justin being the weasely little weasel and slimy piece of slime that he is announced that the motion would be viewed as a confidence measure.
In other words if the Opposition parties approved the motion, the vote would be seen as a vote of non-confidence against the government.
Justin Trudeau would then dissolve Parliament and call a federal election in the midst of a pandemic.
If Shakespeare were to write a play about Canadian politics, Justin would undoubtedly appear as the arch villain in it.
Moving south of the Canada-U.S. border, let us turn our attention to scumbag Hunter Biden the son of U.S. Democratic Party Presidential nominee Joe Biden.
A whistleblower says that the tapes on Hunter Biden’s laptop shows Hunter raping and torturing Chinese girls.
Xi Jinping was apparently hoping to use the tapes to blackmail Joe Biden if and when Joe Biden takes office.
It has now been confirmed that Joshua Wilson the FBI’s special agent who investigates child pornography is the one leading the investigation into the Biden Laptop videos.
I will have more to say to and about Hunter Biden in a future podcast.
Meanwhile I’d just like to say a few words about the scumbag who runs the People’s Republic of China.
Let’s call him Xi Jinping.
What sort of sick deranged bastard lets his country’s young female citizens be raped and tortured by some sicko just because that sicko’s father is in a position to become the leader of a rival power?
Well Xi Jinping is apparently one such sick deranged bastard.
Friends, I hope this shows what a sick and deranged ideology Communism is.
Communism isn’t about helping people as it claims.
Communism is about power.
Raw power.
Power for the sake of power.
Eric Blair or George Orwell as he was better known clearly saw this and recorded it in his books Animal Farm and 1984.
Xi Jinping lets Hunter Biden rape and torture some of his country’s young female citizens and film it so he can have leverage to blackmail the father.
Meanwhile in the Vatican, the bozo in the white cap Pope Francis is telling the world in his recent encyclical how wonderful a Communist fraternal world would be.
You notice Francis has criticized most governments on the planet with the exception of the government of the People’s Republic of China.
Of course Theodore McCarrick the American Communist homosexual predatory Cardinal (who raped altar boys and young seminarians in his leisure time) was the one who negotiated the Vatican-Communist China Accord.
The accord that is up for renewal at the end of this month.
As my friend the exorcist Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds would put it, “God help us all.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 20th
2020.
Render Unto Pachamama The Things That Are Pachamama’s
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the news on behalf of a BBC news announcer who had come down with a severe bullet wound after being shot by the husband of the woman he had slept with last night.
The announcer later died in hospital where doctors following WHO (World Health Organization) guidelines listed his death as being caused by Covid-19.
Renfield finished the newscast with, “And in other news, the Communist Pope Francis has decided not to name the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II a Doctor of the Church or a Patron Saint of Europe. Wow, big shocker there.”
Needless to say, Renfield had added quite a number of ad libs of his own while reading the newscast script.
When the newscast was over, he got on Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.
Said Amadeus, “I hear the Vatican City State Mint has issued a 10-Euro silver coin depicting the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama giving birth to planet Earth.”
The coin showed an Inca woman with long plaited hair entwined with long ears of corn (representing the earth’s fertility) about to give birth to a globe of the world.
The coin designed by Bergamo sculptor and engraver Luigi Oldani was designed to mark the 50th Anniversary of the UN’s World Youth Day (which was first held on April 22nd 1970 on what would have been Lenin’s 100th birthday).
“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “The French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin noted in a 1922 letter he wrote to Lenin and Trotsky that the Inca Empire which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of scientific socialism and that furthermore the Incas worshipped an earth mother goddess called Pachamama. It was Teilhard’s contention that through the use of Pachamama, he Teilhard could bring about a Hegelian synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism.”
“And what was Lenin and Trotsky’s reaction to that?” Amadeus, who was normally always hungry, had pushed aside the plate of Uncle Ernie’s Meatloaf a la Hotel California that Uncle Ernie had made him.
“They told him good luck with that,” Renfield answered, “Lenin himself croaked in January 1924 and Trotsky himself was forced into exile from the USSR in February 1929 after coming out on the losing end of a power struggle with Joseph Stalin.”
“So nothing really became of Teilhard’s Pachamama synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism?” Amadeus declined Uncle Ernie’s aptly named Jonestown Guyana Kool-Aid Cocktail.
“Not until Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papacy on March 13th 2013 and took the name Pope Francis,” Renfield replied.
“So anything else about this coin I should know?” Amadeus waved aside a cup of Uncle Ernie’s Outback Road Kill Brew Coffee.
“Well it basically shows the Ukhu Pacha- the mondo interno in Spanish giving birth to the Madre Terra in Spanish,” Renfield sipped a glass of wine.
“What’s that in English?” Amadeus inquired.
“Well the mondo interno is the inner world or world under the earth which gives birth to the world above the earth – Mother Earth- Madre Terra- which is the world of plants, animals, soil and humans,” Renfield explained.
“What does this inner world consist of?” Amadeus was curious.
“Well Ukhu Pacha is the inner world and is associated with the realm of the dead and as the realm of the dead, Ukhu Pacha is inhabited by the supay a group of demons which torment the living. Supay with a capital S is also the name of the Inca god of death – Supay – who is the ruler of the Inca underworld the Ukhu Pacha as well as the race of demons (supay with a small s) that inhabit it. The name Supay is roughly translated diablo (Spanish for devil) in most South American countries.
Pachamama herself lives in the Ukhu Pacha (inner world or world under the earth) as a fiery red dragon. When she goes above the earth in times of harvest, she becomes a beautiful woman. In effect, the red dragon gives birth to a woman who is Mother Earth.”
“Why does this sound exactly like the Book of Revelation or the Book of the Apocalypse to me?” Amadeus watched Uncle Ernie dressed as Mystery Babylon dancing around the kitchen in a slit skirted red dress and holding an overflowing gold cup of red wine.
“Because it is,” Renfield acknowledged, “Why Pope Francis doesn’t have a tattoo tattooed to his forehead that says “I am the False Prophet of Revelation Chapter 13″ is beyond me. The symbolism on the new 10 Euro coin there is for anyone who’s a student of Inca mythology to see. Perhaps he’s waiting for the Great Global Reset next year (which will happen if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) before he unveils that tattoo on his forehead.”
Pachamama: The Lady In Red listens to the whispers of El Diablo
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 19th
2020.
Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Ukraine, Communist China and The Orwellian Covid-1984 Techno Giants
Joe Biden is a senile old fool and an Apostle of the Antichrist.
-Renfield R. Renfield
There are three groups of people in the world- the conspiracy theorists, the conspiracy factualists and the third group is the vast array of morons, bozos and airheads who lump the two former groups into one because they’re incapable of grasping the reality that exists in this world.
-Renfield R. Renfield
A New York Post story that came out this past Thursday about the Hunter Biden laptop emails met with total non-reporting by the mainstream Marxist media and total censorship by the Orwellian Covid-1984 techno-giants.
Oh Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth, thy name is Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.
-Dracul Van Helsing.
A dunghill is a dunghill by any other name and smells just as foul.
-William Shakespeare in a line that was censored by the Elizabethan censors
People who tried to share the New York Post story on Twitter had their accounts locked and couldn’t get back into their accounts on Twitter unless they agreed to delete the story.
One of the people this happened to was White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany when she tried to share the New York Post story on Twitter.
Similar things happened over at Facebook which is run by good old Xi Jinping butt kisser Mark Zuckerberg.
A contest is currently taking place among Zuckerberg, WHO’s Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Joe and Hunter Biden and Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Cardinal Parolin as to whose nose is the brownest from constantly kissing the cleft between Xi Jinping’s buttocks.
25 channels were deleted from YouTube this past Thursday October 15th 2020 for daring to mention the New York Post story on the Hunter Biden emails.
Emails and photos on Hunter Biden’s lap top clearly show Hunter Biden and then U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden meeting with and even playing golf with the Vice-President of the Ukrainian oil and gas firm Burisma.
They also show Hunter Biden cozying up to the Chinese Communist Party regime of Xi Jinping in Beijing.
Thus it’s no secret as to why the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) wants the Biden-Harris ticket to win in November.
The Post story also referenced Hunter Biden’s links to the sex trafficking industry.
Non-resident Ukrainian and Russian women were said to have funds wired to them from Hunter Biden.
The records seem to indicate that the funds were linked to an Eastern European prostitution and human trafficking ring.
Facebook, Twitter and YouTube who seem to be in an in-bed incestous relationship with the Biden-Harris campaign and the CCP did their best to cover up the story of the New York Post article on the Hunter Biden emails.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises.
The vision was of the Black Dragon (supernatural entity advisor to Xi Jinping) opening up the heads of Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki and removing their brains and then putting them through a CCP washing machine and then putting them back in their respective heads.
The 1962 movie The Manchurian Candidate had come true.
Only it was the CEOs of the Orwellian Covid-1984 techno-giants who had been brainwashed and were now a threat to American liberty and freedom.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 18th
2020
The Kraken Visits Conflans-Sainte-Honorine
The Kraken known as Napoleon VI was the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party and was a sitting member of the French National Assembly.
He, along with his wife Medusa the ex-Gorgon, was currently visiting the French town of Conflans-Sainte-Honorine some 30 km (20 miles) northwest of central Paris.
They were here under sad circumstances.
To visit the College du Bois d’Aulne where a teacher at the school Samuel Paty had been beheaded yesterday by an Islamist terrorist as he walked down a street heading from the school towards his home.
Mr. Paty had been a history and geography teacher at the school and had recently given a class lecture on freedom of thought and freedom of expression with reference to Charlie Hebdo a French satirical magazine that had published cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad in 2015.
For that action, the office of Charlie Hebdo was attacked by Islamist terrorists and several members of the staff were killed.
The trial over that attack had recently begun.
Three weeks ago an Islamist terrorist had stabbed a couple of people outside the former offices of Charlie Hebdo apparently oblivious to the fact that the satirical magazine had moved to another location.
Mr. Paty had shown his class pictures of the cartoons that Charlie Hebdo magazine had published.
This made Samuel Paty a marked man.
The murderer of Mr. Paty was Abdoulakh A. an 18-year-old Chechen from Russia who lived in the Normandy town of Evreux about 100 km (62 miles) from the murder scene and had no apparent previous connection with the teacher or the school.
Apparently Abdoulakh had waited outside the school this past Friday and had asked students to identify the teacher.
He followed Mr. Paty who was walking home and attacked him, inflicting multiple wounds to his head and then beheading him.
The Islamist terrorist then posted images on social media of his victim and his severed head.
As he continued to post photos on Twitter referring to President Emmanuel Macron and the French as “infidels” and “dogs”, police approached him.
The terrorist fired at police with an airgun.
They returned fire and the terrorist was shot 9 times in all.
His subsequent demise saved the Fifth Republic of France the cost of an expensive trial.
The Kraken and Medusa talked to some of Samuel Paty’s students- current and former.
A father of one of the students had posted on Twitter “My daughter is in pieces, terrorized by the violence of such an act. How will I explain to her the unthinkable?”.
Samuel Paty had been a well-liked teacher at the school.
One of Mr. Paty’s former students Martial, 16, had said that the teacher absolutely loved his job, “He really wanted to teach us things.Sometimes we held debates in class.”
After talking to the students and laying flowers at the site where Mr. Paty was slain, the Kraken phoned his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield to discuss the growing terrorist threat in France.
Meanwhile down in the Underworld, Abdulakh A. was expecting to be rewarded with 72 dark-eyed virgins and lots of cosmic celestial sex.
Imagine his surprise when the three-headed dog Cerberus escorted him to a rotating barbeque spit over an open fire where he’d be spending his next eternity.
“Where are the 72 dark-eyed virgins that were promised me?” Abdulakh screamed as a trio of one-eyed cyclops giants tied him to the spit and began the neverending rotation.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 17th
2020.
Dinner At Tiffany’s: Leprechaun of The Dance
Tiffany Twisted: Formerly the sensuous witch of the Hotel California
and now the sensuous witch of Sleepy Hollow
Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun had been invited to dinner in the Inn room across the hall from his own.
The room that had been rented to one Tiffany Twisted.
Yaldabaoth bathed, showered and shaved.
Then he put on his Irish Spring Mist of The River Shannon aftershave cologne followed by his best green tuxedo and little green bow tie.
Then he walked out the door.
Bucephalus Reborn the walking, talking and dancing zombie black horse thought to himself, “I wonder if I should have told him he forgot to put his trousers on.”
A thought with which Joe Biden campaign staffers were quite familiar with when it came to their own candidate.
Yaldabaoth knocked on the door.
“Come in, Yaldabaoth,” the sensuous voice of Tiffany Twisted beckoned.
Yaldabaoth opened the door and saw this vision:
“Wow, do you ever look hot,” Yaldabaoth felt like President Teddy Roosevelt at this very moment.
“I see you came prepared,” Tiffany smiled like the siren laced rocks of the eastern Mediterranean.
Yaldabaoth looked down and his face turned red, “Faith and begorrah, I seem to have forgotten my trousers.”
He grabbed a copy of James Joyce’s Ulysses off the room’s bookshelf and held it in front of his shamrock deco decorated underwear.
“It’s all right, Yaldabaoth,” she smiled like dawn rising over the hill of Tara, “I like a leprechaun who knows what he wants.”
Tiffany dimmed the lights and started lighting candles.
In the background could be heard Cher’s voice singing on an old 45,
Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done
Dark lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve
She told me more about me than I knew myself.
When the candles were lit, Tiffany and Yaldabaoth drank red wine and ate a Guinness laced Irish potato casserole.
For dessert, they had pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top.
“I hope this pie wasn’t made with my friend Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden’s head,” Yaldabaoth commented as he licked the whipped cream off Tiffany’s toes.
His newly formed acquaintance Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden was the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow and had a pumpkin jack o’ lantern for a head.
“It wasn’t,” Tiffany assurred him with tender kisses.
The clock was approaching 12.
“Let’s dance,” Tiffany put on her record player again.
Tiffany reached for Yaldabaoth’s lucky shamrock.
The voice on the record sang,
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
At that moment the Headless Horseman walked in unaware that he was entering the wrong room.
When he saw what the leprechaun and the sensuous witch were doing, he screamed, “I’m blind. I’m blind.”
He turned out into the hall, ran down the stairs, tripped over his feet, landed on the floor and his pumpkin head came off and rolled towards the grandfather clock that was just starting to strike 12.
“Mercy,” the innkeeper muttered at the front desk, “This never happened at the Hotel California.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 16th
2020.
Yaldabaoth Meets Tiffany Twisted
Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was having breakfast along with his pet pterodactyl Hovering Voyeurius Over Raquelis Welchius, Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow and his singing, talking and dancing zombie black horse Bucephalus Reborn in the small dining room of The Rip Van Winkle Inn.
Sitting across from them was a brain dead zombie “woke” and “culture cancelling” white liberal “yute” (which is the lawyer Cousin Vinnyish dialect pronounciation of the word “youth”).
The “woke” brain dead zombie “yute” was on holidays.
He had spent most of the summer rioting, looting, burning and vandalizing in the city of Portland Oregon in what Michelle Obama and the mainstream Marxist media call “peaceful protests”.
Now he decided to come to Sleepy Hollow in New York because he had always wanted to spend Halloween in Sleepy Hollow.
He wore a BLACK LIVES MATTER t-shirt.
Although that message obviously didn’t apply to cats since he had run over a black cat on the highway to get here.
The “woke” brain dead zombie “yute” was busy yacking away to his airheaded girlfriend (who had picked him up from the court house in Portland after the elected liberal Democrat Marxist inclined county prosecuter had dropped criminal charges against him for the umpteenth time these past few months).
“What books do you like to read?” He asked her.
“Well, I’m trying to start reading Harry Potter,” The airhead replied.
“Harry Potter?” The brain-dead zombie “woke” “yute” dropped his fork, “Don’t you know that J.K. Rowling is a bigot and a promoter of hatred for saying that a transgendered man shouldn’t be treated the same as a biologically born female?”.
“Excuse me, young fellow,” Yaldabaoth doffed his little green leprechaun hat to the “woke” “yute” and spoke politely in a soft Irish lilt, “But I happen to think you’re a stupid brainless asshole.”
“What?” The “woke” “yute” blinked, “You just called me a stupid brainless asshole.”
“That’s right,” Yaldabaoth grinned and nodded and then turned serious, “In my own home country of Ireland, there’s a case going on at the moment involving a trans who calls himself/herself/itself Barbie Kardashian. He was born Alejandro Gabriel Gentile but decided some years back that he was actually a woman in a man’s body. He’s currently 18 years old but already has a long history of violent and sexual assaults against women. Specifically against his female care home and social workers including a brutal 2018 attack on a woman whose eyes he tried to gouge out. Now he’s once again in jail on sexual assault charges. But the Limerick District Court operating under the European Union’s politically correct Human Rights Code is ordering him held at the Limerick County Women’s Prison since he self identifies as a woman. So you’ve now got a man with a long history of violence and sexual assault against women being locked up in a female only space. And all because the courts are following the suffocating totalitarian atmosophere of political correctness advocated by brain dead zombie “woke” “yute” SJWs (social justice warriors) assholes such as yourself instead of the common sense and logic advocated by great thinkers and great writers such as J.K. Rowling.”
Having been called a brain dead zombie “woke” “yute” asshole, the “woke” “yute”” asshole then crawled on to the floor into the fetal position which is exactly what an Antifa/BLM white liberal “yute” leader did when he found himself being arrested for the first time in Kenosha Wisconsin for “peacefuly rioting” as he had never been arrested in other American cities before for “peaceful rioting”.
The innkeeper whispered to Yaldabaoth, “Tiffany Twisted the woman who’s renting the room across from you would like to meet you.”
Yaldabaoth went upstairs and knocked on the door.
“Come in,” Tiffany said in a soft sensual voice.
Yaldabaoth opened the door and came face to face with Tiffany Twisted.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 15th
2020.
