Maria Alexa Romanova

April 19, 2022 at 10:31 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova

The Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova (a second cousin once removed to the late Czar of Russia Nicholas II) sat on her cushioned double headed Phoenix throne in her Paris hotel room in the year 1936.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was at her feet where he had landed after coming from the future using the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern for time travel.

The ghost of Orson Welles had accompanied him.

Welles’ ghost had landed in a comfortable arm chair in the hotel room and was even now sampling a glass of champagne next to him as well as a dish of Black Sea caviar.

“Who are you?” The Grand Duchess and 12th in line to the Russian Imperial Throne asked.

“I’m Dracul Van Helsing and this is my friend the ghost of Orson Welles,” the vampire hunter replied.

“But I thought Orson Welles was still alive,” Maria stated, “A rising young star on both stage and radio.”

“I was back in the day,” Welles licked his ghostly fingers, “But I died on October 10th 1985 after giving what turned out to be my last interview on the Merv Griffin Show where I talked about the happiness of hedgehogs, my sex life and Rita Hayworth.”

“I hope only two of those things are connected in that last statement you made,” Dracul looked concerned.

“You’re from the future?” Maria Alexa looked surprised, “Why are you here?”.

“Because Franz Kohler the last surviving member of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and a vampire intends to kidnap you,” Van Helsing answered.

“But why?” The Grand Duchess leaned back on her cushiony throne.

“Something to do with the Ukrainian Azov Nazi Battalions,” Van Helsing replied.

“The… what?” Maria tried to grasp what was being said.

“Nazis of our time period in the early 21st Century,” Van Helsing explained, “The brainless mainstream media of our day in the West don’t talk about them because they don’t want to admit that Vladimir Putin could be right about anything.”

“Vladimir…?” The name froze on the Grand Duchess’ tongue.

“Putin,” Welles finished the last of his Black Sea caviar, “Russia’s leader of our day.”

“Glad to see that pig Stalin didn’t find the secret to immortality,” Maria Alexa breathed a sigh of relief.

“No but Transhumanist billionaire oligarchs of our day are working on it for themselves,” Welles’ ghost got on the phone and asked Room Service to send some spectral coq au vin up to the room, “although Stalin does have a number of ardent disciples in the Western world such as a pale faced lily white boy named Justin Castro Trudeau who lives in Ottawa Canada and is jealous of the appearance of African-Americans.”

“What is the connection between this Ahnenerbe SS officer Franz Kohler and the Ukrainian Nazi Azov Battalions?” The Grand Duchess inquired.

“They’re all disciples of the Black Sun,” Van Helsing answered.

“The Black Sun?” Maria Alexa was surprised by all these terms.

“The Black Sun is really a brownish red dwarf star called Nemesis which orbits around the planet Nibiru as it travels across the galaxy,” Van Helsing noted, “First noted in little known ancient Egyptian texts and Franz Kohler became obsessed with them. Solar winds from Nemesis may have combined with solar winds from our own sun named Sol Invictus in terms of cosmology to have produced a rather spectacular display of the Aurora Borealis Northern Lights back on January 25th 1938 in fulfillment of the Virgin Mary’s prophecy at Fatima that this would be the sign the Second World War would soon start.”

“What does all this have to do with me?” Maria wanted to know.

“We’re not sure but we want to prevent Franz Kohler from kidnapping you and taking you back to the future to the city of Kiev,” Van Helsing sat beside the Grand Duchess.

“There’s only a limited time period for Kohler to kidnap you before his time travel debit card expires,” Welles finished the champagne, “Ah, I see looking at my Dick Tracy style spectral television wrist watch that our partner in time Michelangelo has just successfully used one of his Hydra blood dipped lobster antennae to jab and poison Franz Kohler in his ankle in the lobby of the hotel. This means you’re safe, Your Imperial Highness.”

“So what shall we do now?” The Grand Duchess asked.

“How about make love?” Van Helsing suggested.

The two were soon making out on the large cushioned double headed Phoenix throne just as Room Service arrived with the coq au vin.

“That would be for me,” Welles motioned to the bell boy.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 19th
2022.

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Winter Solstice 2021

December 21, 2021 at 9:54 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The gypsy Celestia danced at the equator as the Winter Solstice took place in the Northern Hemisphere.

Darkness and winter descended over the land.

Senile old fool Joe Biden approved.

Pope Francis had abolished all Traditional Roman Rite services this Christmas in order to bring about the coming of the Antichrist.

At the North Pole, there was no sign of Santa Claus, reindeer, toymaking elves or the famous North Pole barber Tiny Tony.

Rather there was the entity Saturn Cronus present.

He had recently escaped from Tartarus disguised as the Omicron variant of the Covid-19 Coronavirus.

The ghost of Adolf Hitler was about to light an Olympic flame in honour of the titan Saturn Cronus rather than the Olympian god Zeus Jupiter.

The minute of the solstice occurred.

And Hitler’s ghost lit the Saturn Cronus Olympic flame and proclaimed the 2021 Winter Solstice Festival open.

Two Jesuit priests attending the ceremony decided to make the Yuletide gay by engaging in carnal relations with one another.

Meanwhile in Washington DC, senile old fool and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Joe Biden was about to give a televised speech in which he would blame the unvaccinated for all of America’s problems.

The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles smiled approvingly.

He possessed Biden’s body on occasion just as he possessed Hitler’s body during Der Fuhrer’s mortal lifetime.

As crap exited Biden’s anus into his enhanced Depends adult diapers, crap also exited Biden’s mouth as he said, “The unvaccinated are to blame for all of America’s problems.”

Mephistopheles smiled.

He recalled Hitler saying, “The Jews are to blame for all of Germany’s problems.”

Meanwhile the deranged psychopathic mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci (whose Satanic Temple initiation name was Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci) was spending the Winter Solstice dressed as Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler.

He was wearing Der Fuhrer’s brown uniform with swastika armbands and wearing an Adolf Hitler style moustache.

He raged and ranted in front of his own mirror image, “No one should celebrate Christmas. Don’t have dinner with your friends, relatives or loved ones. Wear a 1001 masks over your face. Anyone who disagrees with me should be fired on the spot. The unvaccinated should be forced to be vaccinated if need be. Freedom and liberty and rights should be curtailed (except for mine) in the name of the Common Good. Who defines what the Common Good is? Why I do of course. I am Science. I am the Apotheosis of the Cosmos. Everybody should follow me and do what I say or else.”

A sauerkraut cream pie was thrown in Fauci’s face by an invisible entity (the 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger).

Meanwhile up in Ottawa Canada the pig-faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau had made his blackface up to look like that of the late Ugandan dictator Idi Amin Dada.

Trudeau addressing his image in his mirror said, “I am going to order my Finance Minister to revoke the tax free status of any charity or church that opposes my Moloch worshipping and child sacrifice policies.”

Trudeau then bowed in front of a statue of Moloch.

Meanwhile in Istanbul, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan the would be Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire was talking to the chief of his secret police.

“What have you got to inform me?” Erdogan asked as he modelled his Sultan’s robes designed by the House of Gucci in Florence, Tuscany.

“The ghost of the Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI has been seen wandering the streets of Istanbul,” his secret police chief head said.

“Constantine XI?” Erdogan was shocked, “The last Byzantine Emperor defeated and killed by Sultan Mehmed II of the Ottomans?”.

“The very one,” his secret police chief nodded.

A Cross appeared at the top of the dome of the Hagia Sophia.

Pope Francis did a Joe Biden impersonation in his underwear when informed of the news.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
December 21st 2021.

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The Night of Saint Nicholas

December 6, 2021 at 9:28 pm (Christmas, Culture, Folklore, History, Personal essays) (, , , , , , , , , )

It was December 6th 2021.

December 6th was the Feast Day of Saint Nicholas.

Saint Nicholas was the bishop of Myra in Asia Minor (what is now modern day Turkey).

He was known for his generous gifts to poor people.

He was also the Patron Saint of Children.

As such he was noted for giving gifts on the night of his Feast Day of Saint Nicholas when in Medieval Europe a person dressed up as the bishop Saint Nicholas would go around giving gifts to children in the respective village or town.

Later it became the saying that Saint Nicholas only gave presents to good children on his Feast Day.

And the figure of Krampus (a demon goat) was invented who was said to whip naughty children on the night before Saint Nicholas’ Day which was called Krampusnacht (December 5th).

And the really bad children (like Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci) it was said he put in a sack and carried down to Hell on that night.

In the centuries following the Reformation, the custom started developing in some towns and regions that it was Saint Nicholas who gave out gifts right at Christmas.

And eventually the idea developed that it was not the 4th Century bishop who gave out gifts on Christmas Eve but rather a very tall elf who wore a red costume and was white bearded and was called Santa Claus (the English equivalent of Sinterklaas which was the Dutch name for Saint Nicholas).

The more recent contemporary folklore mythology expanded to say that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole, had a magic sled pulled by seven magic reindeer (Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen) plus an eighth very shiney red nosed reindeer named Rudolph who guided the sled by the light of his nose and they delivered presents to all of the good children of the world all on one night.

However for a thousand years from 500 AD to 1500 AD, it was not the jolly old elf Santa Claus or the 4th Century bishop Saint Nicholas who brought gifts to children on Christmas Eve but rather Das Christkind (which literally translates to Christ Child).

Yes for much of Christianity’s long history, it was the Christ Child Himself who brought gifts to children on Christmas Eve.

Jesus would come down from Heaven and would resume the form He had when He was 5 or 6 years old and bring gifts to children that night.

The tradition was for children to do good deeds during the Season of Advent.

On the first day of Advent, a crib or creche was brought into the home.

Every time a child did a good deed, he or she would be allowed to put a piece of straw on the crib.

If there was enough straw on the crib, Das Christkind or the Christ Child would lay on the crib in the children’s home the night before Christmas.

And the Christ Child would give gifts to children on Christmas morning.

On the night of December 23rd, the crib or creche was placed behind a veil in the home.

If the child looked behind the veil before 7 PM on Christmas Eve, Das Christkind (the Christ Child) would not come on Christmas Eve.

At 7 PM on Christmas Eve, the father would part the veil.

And there in the crib would be placed a figure of the Christ Child.

And on Christmas morn there would be found gifts for the children.

But the Christ Child as the bringer of gifts on Christmas Eve would later be replaced by the 4th Century bishop Saint Nicholas of Myra (who originally brought gifts on his own feast day on December 6th) and later replaced by the jolly old elf Santa Claus (whose myth was inspired by Clement Moore’s 19th Century poem The Night Before Christmas and early and mid-20th Century Coca-Cola ads).

A long journey to take Christ out of Christmas.

Forgetting without Christ, there would be no Christmas.

-A historical essay
written by Christopher
Monday December 6th
2021.

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka At 1965 Salvador Dali Art Show

November 16, 2021 at 10:00 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka at 1965 Salvador Dali Art Show in New York City

The year was 1965.

The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka had been invited to attend a Salvador Dali Art Show at an exclusive Upper Park Avenue art gallery in New York City.

She wasn’t sure why she was invited but she flew from London to NYC to attend the show as Salvador Dali was considered one of the 20th Century’s greatest artists.

It turns out the show was guarded by FBI agents for some reason.

“I’d like to see your QR Code,” an FBI agent said to Tanaka as she was about to enter.

“What?” Tanaka looked at him strangely.

“Oops, sorry, wrong year,” said the FBI agent who was a time traveler from the future.

Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau, who was overseeing security for the show, hit the FBI agent over the head, “Moron.”

Tanaka entered the gallery.

The name of the show was VOYNICH AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER.

As she entered, she noticed New York Gov. Nelson Rockefeller in there glad handling the crowd.

Rockefeller’s slogan when he ran for President in 1968 was NEW WORLD ORDER.

But most people had forgotten that.

They thought New World Order was first mentioned by Skull and Bones CIA spook turned President George Herbert Walker Bush when he gave a speech to the U.S. Congress on September 11th 1990.

“What is this Voynich?” Tanaka asked the gallery’s owner.

“It is a mysterious manuscript written in an unknown language that is believed to go back to the late Middle Ages and early Renaissance period,” the owner explained, “It was said to have been examined by the famous 17th Century Jesuit polymath Athanasius Kircher who was unable to decipher it. The manuscript takes its name from a Polish antiquarian book dealer Wilfrid Voynich who purchased it from a Jesuit College in Rome in 1912. Our artist Salvador Dali was invited to examine the manuscript by its current owner. Dali examined the manuscript after being fed a supper of magic mushrooms by a strange character who’s here today. Calls himself Uncle Ernie.”

The owner pointed towards a strange individual who was going around carrying a plate of what he called “the most delectable white sugar laced donuts” who was offering it to people.

“And these paintings are based on images of what Salvador Dali saw within the Voynich Manuscript?” Tanaka inquired.

“They are,” the owner nodded.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tananka in front of one of the Salvador Dali oil paintings based on images in the mysterious Voynich Manuscript.

Tanaka heard comments from some of the guests.

A man who claimed to be a CIA agent was bragging to Uncle Ernie while eating one of his delectable white sugar laced doughnuts, “We the Deep State shot Jack Kennedy. We’re going to shoot his younger brother Robert F. Kennedy as well if he doesn’t stop being so uppity.”

The FBI agent (who was a time traveler from the future) said, “The Deep State may have to do something about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as well since he seems to be resisting it in 2020 and 2021.”

“Shut up you moron,” Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau once again slapped him.

“What strange guests,” The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka thought to herself.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 16th
2021.

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Hour of The Rough Beast

November 12, 2021 at 9:41 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

“And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?”.
-William Butler Yeats in his poem The Second Coming
written 1919

California Gov. Gavin Newsom in addition to showing signs of Bell’s Palsy was also showing signs of demonic possession.

A video of two traditional Dominican priests trying to exorcize Gov. Newsom was filmed by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was watching the video.

In the drawing room behind Gov. Newsom’s bedroom could be heard sounds of Rep. Nancy Pelosi engaging in a bisexual menage a trois with Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother Goddess (a fiery red dragon from the Underworld who shapeshifted into a woman and then back again) and Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of darkness and sorcery.

In the video Gov. Newsom could be seen levitating 6 feet above his bed and vomiting out carbon emitting petrol.

Newsom swore and cursed at the two exorcists in the languages of ancient Inca, Aztec, Sumerian and Babylonian.

“It looks and sounds like Gov. Newsom is possessed by Bergoglio’s god of surprises,” Renfield remarked.

. . .

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla was having a cocktail party with the demons Baal, Baphomet and Moloch.

“People who publish disinformation about my experimental Covid mMRNA injections are criminals,” Bourla complained as he fed a human embryo/mouse hybrid to a giant Moroccan desert sandfly who was tired of feeding on beagles’ faces.

“I agree,” Baal nodded.

“Criminals like that Nazarene whom we arranged to be crucified on Golgotha,” Moloch went on.

The door bell rang.

It was Asclepius the Greek god of medicine and the ghost of Dr. Johann Georg Faust showing up to the party.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun and his leprechaun buddy Barney From Killarney were at an archery training camp for leprechauns and gnomes in Switzerland being run by Chiron the Centaur.

The camp soon found itself under attack by a group of demonically possessed ibex-human hybrids (the alpine ibex is a species of wild goat that is found in the European alps).

The tiny but courageous band of gnomes and leprechauns fought off the demonically possessed ibex-human hybrids.

“Shit,” said World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab when he heard news of the demon ibex-humans’ retreat.

. . .

The Norse wolf Fenrir (destined to kill Odin at the Battle of Ragnarok) had found itself muzzled in the courtyard of the hotel in Switzerland.

Switzerland today was the site of protests organized by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (the son of assassinated 1968 U.S. Democratic Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy) against Switzerland’s proposed draconian lockdown and vaccine mandate law which was copying the example of its neighbour to the south Italy which was currently being run by a clique of Fascists/Stalinists personally approved by the satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio.

The Norse goddess Freya happened to be visiting Switzerland on this day and was surprised to to see Fenrir muzzled in the courtyard.

Norse goddess Freya: Surprised to see Fenrir muzzled in the courtyard of the hotel.

Freya’s hotel room door opened and in walked vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“Did you muzzle Fenrir?” Freya asked.

“Yes,” Van Helsing answered.

“How?” Freya inquired.

“I fed him some of my maternal grandmother’s recipe for Scottish haggis and he succumbed to unconsciousness,” Van Helsing replied.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 12th
2021.

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Christine and The Phantom

November 10, 2021 at 9:37 pm (books, Entertainment, Film, Folklore, Literature, Poetry) (, , , )

Christine Daae rehearsing

She sang accompanied by no pianist
Her melodious voice
As sweet as the nightingale
A voice which shone light
through the use of vocal cords.

A voice which called to one in darkness
A voice which called one to come up
out of the darkness
And in the labyrinths
below the Palais Garnier
The Phantom heard
and came up out of the darkness.

-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday November 10th
2021.

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Jack O’ Hare and The Hobbit’s House

October 27, 2021 at 9:28 pm (Folklore, Mythology, Poetry) (, , , )

A hobbit’s house with pumpkins galore,
Jack O’ Hare went and knocked at the door,
A hobbit answered who was only a little taller than the floor.

“Are any of these pumpkins for sale?” Jack asked with a wiggle of his ears,
The hobbit invited him in to dine on cheese and bread and drink a few beers,
“Halloween should be a time for fun and not playing on fears,”
Hobbit noted, “Let’s eat, drink and be merry and be of good cheers.”

Jack agreed and drank a fine glass of ale,
Hobbit looked in the postal box to check his mail,
Saruman the White had in Ethics did fail,
These were times when men in white went to the dark side
As Bishops of Rome will now on a witch’s broomstick ride.

Saint George was forced to slay a dragon that had abandoned the concept of right,
And a let’s going Brandon had said to George good night.
But let us return to pumpkins and beer,
Let’s drink a toast and be of good cheer,
For we must have hope
When confronting the forces of fear.

-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday October 27th 2021.

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Ichabod and Ickabob

October 10, 2021 at 11:27 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over Australia in the Set Enterprises’ dirigible airship The Wild Colonial Boy.

This airship like all of Set’s airship fleet was very eco-friendly and environmentally friendly and was powered by a cannabis engine.

The Wild Colonial Boy however ran on a very special high octane form of cannabis.

This cannabis had been developed by Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie back at the Hotel California in the Summer of ’69.

A large amount of this cannabis managed to eventually find its way into a Vancouver apartment that was rented out in 1978 by Canadian singer Bryan Adams.

Which was a good thing.

Because the recipe for this type of cannabis was immediately forgotten by Uncle Ernie right after he made it.

The same was the case for every other type of drug made by Uncle Ernie.

As those who suscribe to Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Uberhigh Club by mail say, “You never get the same type of drug from Uncle Ernie twice.”

Seeds from Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis eventually found their way to auction at Sotheby’s in London in the summer of 2021.

Where they were purchased by the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set beating out both George Soros and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman in bidding.

And now Renfield was flying around the world from London England to Sydney Australia in just 10 minutes using the super power octane like cannabis engine that ran on Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis.

Uncle Ernie had beat NASA, Jeff Bezos, Sir Richard Branson and Elon Musk all to Hell.

By powering a 1930s style very old fashioned dirigible.

And not even knowing it.

As he stood on an empty Sydney stage in a near empty Sydney theatre singing the title role of his drag queen Cumelita as he was unintentionally setting his girdle on fire.

The only person in the Sydney theatre was Daniel Andrews the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist tyrant Premier of Victoria state a neighbouring state of the state of New South Wales (New South Wales’ capital was Sydney).

Andrews being a globalist elitist and not a mere simple pleb was not subject to his own draconian lockdown rules (or anyone else’s for that matter).

He sat in the theatre not wearing a mask or pants or even a condom as he sat pleasuring himself like American children’s show TV host Pee-wee Herman in a porno theatre.

The seat would of course have to be steam cleaned afterwards.

. . .

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was showing his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set blown up and magnified images of what was on microscopic slides showing samples from both the Moderna and Pfizer “vaccines” (really mRNA genetic serums) for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO World Health Organization).

The nanobots and nano-organisms in the “vaccine” were magnified an infinite number of times.

An octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in one sample.

And another octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in another sample.

“The Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit is investigating the possibility that Bill Gates’ paid help managed to extract DNA from Cthulhu,” Dr. Rocher explained.

“And it’s through this,” Set asked, “that my brother and brother-in-law Osiris (so beloved by Freemasons everywhere) intends to rule the world?”.

Dr. Rocher nodded.

“And do you have a name for this octopus like micro-organism?” Set inquired.

“I call it Ickabob,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher answered.

. . .

The ghost of Orson Welles was reading a huge leather bound volume on Vampires and Ghosts that he had borrowed from the personal library of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

“Did you know that Katrina Van Tassel became a vampiress?” Welles asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“She did?” Dracul was shocked, “Katrina Van Tassel who was fought over by two men the mortal schoolteacher Ichabod Crane and the ghostly Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow?”.

“That’s right,” Welles nodded as he sipped a ghostly glass of spectral red wine.

“I don’t drink… wine,” the voice of Bela Lugosi could be heard coming from the nearby television set which was showing the 1931 film Dracula.

“How did she become a vampiress?” Van Helsing asked.

“Dracula was visiting upstate New York at the time and gave her a hickey,” Welles answered.

When Van Helsing went back to his London apartment, he found vampiress Katrina Van Tassel inside.

Katrina Van Tassel

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 10th
2021.

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Hudson Valley Halloween Horror

October 5, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, Gothic poem, Gothic romance, Horror, Humour, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Vincent: I’m afraid, cousin Jenny, that cousin Floyd will be unable to dine with us this evening.

Jenny: Why ever not?

Vincent: He had the misfortune of being eaten by a black jaguar in the woods last night.

Jenny: A black jaguar in the Hudson River Valley?

Vincent: No doubt the poor creature was a long ways from home. Which may explain why not much was left of Floyd when he was found. Only his right ear and the thumb on his left hand which was tattooed with a drawing of Napoleon. How they were able to identify him.

Jenny: How positively awful.

Vincent: I’ll say. He owed me $100. Money that I suppose now will never be repaid.

Jenny: What was he doing walking in the woods?

Vincent: No one is sure. The only thing known for sure is that he was wearing a pink nightgown while walking in the woods.

Jenny: So that’s why they called him Pink Floyd.

Vincent: Undoubtedly.

Jenny: Whatever happened to that nutty woman they found walking in the woods last week?

Vincent: The one who claimed to have come from the year 2021 and believed herself to be a female Christ saying if people vaccinated themselves, they were Apostles of her love.

“That’s the one,” Jenny nodded.

“I had her burnt at the stake as a witch,” Vincent answered.

“Burnt at the stake?” Jenny was shocked.

“Yes, there was some old wood I was wanting to get rid of,” Vincent nodded, “so I killed two birds with one stone.”

A pair of large black ravens fell from the sky.

“She was a witch?” Jenny turned pale.

“Yes the demons Moloch, Baal and Baphomet visited her room at the village inn,” Vincent explained, “where they jabbed the innkeeper’s daughter with a needle and she died.”

“Awful,” Jenny shook her head.

“There is much evil in the land,” Vincent noted just as the clock was 5 minutes shy of twelve, “Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand and whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down must stand and face the hounds of Hell and rot inside a corpse’s shell.”

“There’s a three headed dog out there,” Jenny gasped as she looked out the window.

“That would be Cerberus,” Vincent explained.

Vincent went over to his sitting room book shelf and grabbed a volume of ancient Koine Greek and looked up the words for “Sit” and “Good boy”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 5th
2021.

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Bill Gates, George Soros, Moloch, No Logic and Mologic

July 28, 2021 at 10:25 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

On Monday of this week the controversial and colourful British MP Renfield R. Renfield had publicly called for the assassinations of both the Prime Ministers of Greece and Italy.

Renfield seemed to be boldly going where Dietrich Bonhoeffer had not gone before in regards to Adolf Hitler until it was too late.

Today Renfield on the way to his parliamentary office was asked by members of the British press if there was anybody else he thought should be assassinated at the moment.

“Well,” Renfield deeply considered the question 🤔, “I think it would be a jolly good thing and of the upmost benefit to humanity if someone assassinated Dr. Anthony Fauci for all the moronic and imbecilic statements he’s come up with for the past year and a half. To say nothing of his funding of gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology which released the Wuhan CCP virus on the world.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci had to go home and change his underwear (his current underwear had turned brown) when he heard the latest news story involving Renfield.

. . .

Billionaire population control freaks and Build Back Better Great Reset advocates George Soros and Bill Gates had recently bought Mologic the United Kingdom based manufacturer of rapid Covid-19 tests.

The deep nostril technology of Mologic (which was actually based on the technology developed by the ancient Egyptians on mummies’ noses for the extraction of royal and supposedly divine royal Pharaohnic brain tissue) was used by most agencies and governments around the world to test for Covid-19.

Follow the science (as so many Joe Biden supporters and other brainless idiots used to say throughout 2020 and 2021).

Follow the science- right back to Tutankhamun’s embalming techniques and extractions of his organs to be kept in jars.

Soros and Gates had bought Mologic for $41 million.

Coincidentally shortly after Mologic was bought by Soros and Gates, lo and below, there was a sudden radical and drastic increase in the number of Covid cases in the U.S. as reported by the brainless mainstream media.

This led CNN, The Washington Post, The New York Times and other Neo-Bolshevik Communist mainstream media news outlets to once again hanker and drool at the thought of another Neo-Stalinist lockdown.

This led Dr. Anthony Fauci and the creeps and cretins at the Centre For Disease Control to once again call for mask wearing and social distancing.

Mologic was founded on this earthly plane back in 2003 as a for-profit medical research laboratory by CEO Mark Davis and his father Paul Davis (who was Mologic’s Chief Scientific Officer).

At the same time on the supernatural plane Mologic was founded in the realm of Hades by the demon Moloch and the ghosts of David Hume, Immanuel Kant and Friedrich Hegel (all of whose respective philosophies were based on the premise of No Logic).

Thus Moloch + No Logic = Mologic.

The acquirement of Mologic is part of a Gates-Soros initiative called GAH (Global Access Health).

GAH takes its name from Gaoh or Ga-oh a wind spirit and a giant mentioned in the folklore and oral traditions of the Iroquois, Huron and Seneca peoples.

Ga-oh is described as a cannibal and a giant who would uproot trees.

He was restless, violent and would create storms.

Why Soros and Gates would choose this entity to inspire a global health initiative only someone whose mind was like that of Soros and Gates would be able to comprehend.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 28th
2021.

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