Bill Gates, George Soros, Moloch, No Logic and Mologic

July 28, 2021 at 10:25 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

On Monday of this week the controversial and colourful British MP Renfield R. Renfield had publicly called for the assassinations of both the Prime Ministers of Greece and Italy.

Renfield seemed to be boldly going where Dietrich Bonhoeffer had not gone before in regards to Adolf Hitler until it was too late.

Today Renfield on the way to his parliamentary office was asked by members of the British press if there was anybody else he thought should be assassinated at the moment.

“Well,” Renfield deeply considered the question 🤔, “I think it would be a jolly good thing and of the upmost benefit to humanity if someone assassinated Dr. Anthony Fauci for all the moronic and imbecilic statements he’s come up with for the past year and a half. To say nothing of his funding of gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology which released the Wuhan CCP virus on the world.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci had to go home and change his underwear (his current underwear had turned brown) when he heard the latest news story involving Renfield.

. . .

Billionaire population control freaks and Build Back Better Great Reset advocates George Soros and Bill Gates had recently bought Mologic the United Kingdom based manufacturer of rapid Covid-19 tests.

The deep nostril technology of Mologic (which was actually based on the technology developed by the ancient Egyptians on mummies’ noses for the extraction of royal and supposedly divine royal Pharaohnic brain tissue) was used by most agencies and governments around the world to test for Covid-19.

Follow the science (as so many Joe Biden supporters and other brainless idiots used to say throughout 2020 and 2021).

Follow the science- right back to Tutankhamun’s embalming techniques and extractions of his organs to be kept in jars.

Soros and Gates had bought Mologic for $41 million.

Coincidentally shortly after Mologic was bought by Soros and Gates, lo and below, there was a sudden radical and drastic increase in the number of Covid cases in the U.S. as reported by the brainless mainstream media.

This led CNN, The Washington Post, The New York Times and other Neo-Bolshevik Communist mainstream media news outlets to once again hanker and drool at the thought of another Neo-Stalinist lockdown.

This led Dr. Anthony Fauci and the creeps and cretins at the Centre For Disease Control to once again call for mask wearing and social distancing.

Mologic was founded on this earthly plane back in 2003 as a for-profit medical research laboratory by CEO Mark Davis and his father Paul Davis (who was Mologic’s Chief Scientific Officer).

At the same time on the supernatural plane Mologic was founded in the realm of Hades by the demon Moloch and the ghosts of David Hume, Immanuel Kant and Friedrich Hegel (all of whose respective philosophies were based on the premise of No Logic).

Thus Moloch + No Logic = Mologic.

The acquirement of Mologic is part of a Gates-Soros initiative called GAH (Global Access Health).

GAH takes its name from Gaoh or Ga-oh a wind spirit and a giant mentioned in the folklore and oral traditions of the Iroquois, Huron and Seneca peoples.

Ga-oh is described as a cannibal and a giant who would uproot trees.

He was restless, violent and would create storms.

Why Soros and Gates would choose this entity to inspire a global health initiative only someone whose mind was like that of Soros and Gates would be able to comprehend.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 28th
2021.

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Lambda and The Llama On Lammas Night

July 10, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol had received a video via courier.

The video showed a ritual that was apparently performed on Lammas Night (the evening of August 1st) in the year 2020.

The anonymous sender of the video in a typewritten note said that the ritual was the source of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus that was currently being yacked about by Neo-Bolshevik Communist health “experts” all over the globe.

Whitstable watched the video.

The video showed the half-male half-female half-human half-goat transgendered transpecies demon Baphomet sodomizing a llama in the rearend along the banks of the Amazon River in Peru’s Andes mountains while the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama sat and watched.

After sodomizing the llama, Baphomet then sneezed all over it.

When it was totally covered in Baphomet boogies, Pachamama buried the llama alive.

And then set fire to the surrounding ground.

A doctor from WHO (the World Health Organization) wearing a button that said I TAKE MY ORDERS FROM XI JINPING then sprayed the smoke in the direction of a nearby indigenous village where it was inhaled by the inhabitants.

A few weeks later the first recorded instances of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus showed up in Peru.

At around the same time Pope Francis and Sir Elton John were singing together via Zoom conference call that old Katja Ebstein song The Poor Boy Dancer From Peru.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 10th
2021.

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Thessalonike of Macedon Meets Dracul and Yaldabaoth

July 8, 2021 at 10:49 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Thessalonike of Macedon

Prof. William Charles an Associate Professor of Mythology, Folklore, Vampirism, Lycanthropy and Paranormal Studies at Oxford University was delivering a lecture in front of a fountain with a statue of a mermaid inside the fountain.

Prof. William Charles was delivering the lecture to a camera as part of an on-line course that he was teaching.

Said Prof. Charles, “Now there is a popular Greek legend that says Alexander the Great’s half-sister Thessalonike of Macedon became a mermaid and lived and frolicked in the Aegean Sea for hundreds of years.
The legend states that Alexander the Great in his quest for the Fountain of Immortality managed to get a flask of this immortal water.
He happened to wash Thessalonike’s hair with this flask of immortal water.
For Alexander had foolishly forgot to bring along the bottle of shampoo that his half-sister Thessalonike had asked for.
Not wanting Thessalonike to throw a major spaz attack as a result of his blundering, Alexander used the flask of immortality water to wash his half-sister’s hair instead.
When Alexander the Great died in the Persian capital of Babylon in June 323 BC, the legend says that his grief-stricken sister attempted to end her life by jumping into the sea.
Instead of drowning, however, she became a mermaid passing judgment on mariners throughout the centuries and across the Seven Seas.
To the sailors she encountered, she would always pose the same question, “Is Alexander the King alive?”.
To which the correct answer would be, “He lives and reigns and conquers the world.”
Given this answer, she would allow the ship and her crew to sail safely away in calm seas.
Any other answer would transform her into a raging Gorgon bent on sending the ship and every sailor on board to the bottom of the sea.”

. . .

“So that was how the German battleship Bismarck was actually sunk to the bottom of the sea?” British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was reading the top secret report on the sinking of the Bismarck that was finally being released over 80 years after the incident had happened back in May of 1941.

“It looks like Johnny Horton’s ghost will have to rewrite the lyrics of his hit song Sink The Bismarck,” An eavesdropping British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who had wiretapped Boris Johnson’s office) quipped.

“Who would have thought that it was a mermaid?” Amadeus Emanon ate a plate of sweet and sour jumbo shrimp, “And Alexander the Great’s half-sister at that.”

. . .

Meanwhile as animals at the Denver Zoo in Colorado were now being injected with Covid vaccines as part of the Biden Administration’s MAKE AMERICA WOKE AGAIN efforts, a demon possessed marine biologist had injected the mermaid Thessalonike of Macedon with a Covid-19 vaccine in the Aegean Sea.

The end result of the injection was that it had turned Thessalonike of Macedon into a mortal woman again.

And it was in that form that Thessalonike of Macedon had appeared to Dracul Van Helsing and Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun on a pier on the Aegean Sea.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 8th
2021.

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Scavenger Hunt On The Amalfi Coast

June 10, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Film, Folklore, History, Movies, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

The ghost of Orson Welles was sitting in an arm chair in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion and reflecting on a yacht trip he had made to Italy’s Amalfi Coast in 1953.

The Amalfi Coast is a stretch of coastline on the Tyrrhenian Sea located in the Gulf of Salerno in Southern Italy.

Welles recalled he wasn’t quite sure how he got to the Amalfi Coast.

The last thing he remembered was being on Spain’s Meditteranean coast and imbibing in several glasses of red wine.

The next thing Welles remembered was waking up on a yacht off the Amalfi Coast.

The yacht belonged to an Arab sheikh.

Welles got off the yacht not far from the town of Ravello.

He wandered around the town and ran into an acquaintance fellow actor Humphrey Bogart.

Bogart was in the town along with actresses Jennifer Jones and Gina Lollobrigida and actors Robert Morley, Peter Lorre and Bernard Lee.

They were shooting the 1953 adventure comedy film Beat The Devil.

Bogey teased Welles as they sat in a small outdoor cafe.

“Well, Orson, this film is obviously about beating you,” Bogey smiled, “You’re usually playing a villain in most of your films whether it’s a megalomaniacal newspaper publisher, an ex-Nazi on the verge of becoming a U.S. Supreme Court justice’s son-in-law, a post-war black marketeer on the streets of Vienna or a Renaissance Borgia prince. Your characters are usually human devils of some form or another. Thus as the film title suggests Beat The Devil is about beating you.”

Welles wasn’t about to take this insult lying down.

He answered, “I did play a heroic role in the 1947 film The Lady From Shanghai where my soon-to-be ex-wife played the villainess. Besides in many of your film roles in the 1930s, you often played gangster or mean tough guy roles.”

“Yes but later I played great heroic roles like Rick in Casablanca and Philip Marlowe in The Big Sleep so I was quite the heroic hero whereas you were usually the villainous villain,” Bogey laughed.

“Well, pick a game,” Welles challenged, “I bet I can beat you at it. And then we’ll see who’s the Devil.”

At that moment Gina Lollobrigida approached.

Bogey told her about Welles’ challenge.

The Italian actress suggested an old fashioned scavenger hunt.

Welles and Bogey agreed.

Gina said she would pick what was to be located and found.

She gave the same list to each actor.

Both Welles and Bogey set out on the scavenger hunt.

Welles had spent the entire morning searching.

And he had located what was to be located on Gina’s scavenger list.

Now it was early afternoon and Welles came to the final item on the list.

“What?!” Welles exclaimed, “Find the Greek goddess Hera sitting on a piece of driftwood on the beach? How is that even possible?”.

Still Welles headed down to the beach.

Where he noticed a beautiful woman who looked like a goddess sitting on a piece of driftwood on the beach.

“Excuse me,” Welles addressed the woman, “but you aren’t the Greek goddess Hera by any chance?”.

“I am, Mr. Welles,” the goddess answered, “I’m a big fan of yours so I came down from Mount Olympus to help you beat Bogey.”

Welles took Hera to the cafe where sat Gina and Bogey.

Bogey was looking dejected as he had been unable to find the goddess Hera sitting on a piece of driftwood on the beach.

When Welles introduced the woman as Hera and swore on a King James Bible that he had found her sitting on a piece of driftwood on the beach, Bogey objected, “I believe that you did find her sitting on a piece of driftwood on the beach but how do we know this woman is really Hera?”.

Hera then called on the gods Zeus and Hermes to appear.

When they did so appearing out of thin air, Bogey conceded defeat while Gina looked very surprised.

Angered by his scavenger hunt loss, Bogey went for a car ride where he got into an accident losing several of his teeth.

As a result while adjusting to the loss of his teeth, Bogey was unable to speak clearly and therefore actor Peter Sellers (who was not then well known at the time but had a talent for imitating voices) was hired to dub some of Bogey’s lines speaking like Bogey.

Some of the lines had to be re-dubbed because Sellers instead of speaking like Bogey spoke like Indian actor Hrundi V. Bakshi whom Sellers would later play in the 1968 movie The Party.

And thus that was how through the help of the Greek goddess Hera, Welles was able to beat Bogey at a scavenger hunt.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 10th
2021.

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Tanaka and The Pendlebrook Lyre

June 8, 2021 at 10:33 pm (Folklore, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was taking a stroll through a London park.

By chance, he happened to hear a lovely musical melody being played.

He looked and noticed a beautiful young woman playing a lyre.

He recognized the woman.

He had met her on a few occasions.

She was the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka.

She was wearing a beautiful and elegant classical Grecian dress.

When she had finished playing, she passed her lyre to the bandstand security detail for safekeeping and approached Renfield.

“Hello, Mr. Renfield,” she greeted him, “How are you?”.

“Very well, thank you, Tanaka,” Renfield tipped his hat, “And you?”.

“I’m very well, thank you,” she smiled.

“That was a lovely lyre you were playing,” Renfield noted, “Where did you get it?”.

“I bought it from the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery,” she answered, “who purchased it from the Pendlebrook Estate.”

“Ah yes, the Pendlebrook Estate,” Renfield nodded, “I understand the last Lord Pendlebrook died in Berlin, Germany on May 7th 1945 the same day that Germany unconditionally surrendered. But it took until early this year before the Estate was finally settled. And that only happened because one of the sole remaining litigant/claimants died after receiving the Covid-19 vaccine. Otherwise the matter might still be before the courts. It was like a long running Charles Dickens Bleak House novel.”

“So I understand,” Tanaka replied.

“That lyre certainly sounded divine,” Renfield acknowledged, “I wonder how the Pendlebrook family got ahold of it?”.

“According to a Pendlebrook family journal that Dashwood Forrest also purchased,” Tanaka explained, “Lord Peter Pendlebrook the First acquired it in 1810 after seeing a woman jump off a Cornish cliff into the sea during a raging sea storm. Pendlebrook rushed to the cliff but saw no sign of the woman. However he discovered that she had left a lyre behind. This is that same lyre.”

“It appears,” Renfield commented, “that the Pendlebrook lyre is like a good Scotch whisky. It gets better with age.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 8th
2021.

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Amphitrite Answers The Call of The Sea

June 6, 2021 at 10:29 pm (Folklore, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

Greek goddess Amphitrite answers the call of the sea

The year was 1810.

The place was a cliff on England’s Cornish coast.

And Amphitrite the wife of Poseidon and the Greek goddess of the sea happened to be sitting on a cliff playing her lyre.

She had been doing her global daily swim across the world’s oceans and seas when she suddenly felt a new melody entering her mind.

She had left the salty waters deciding to compose this new melody on land.

As she sat there playing her lyre and composing her melody, the waves of the sea suddenly started pounding beneath her and a storm came up.

She could hear the dolphins and the mermaids of the sea calling for her.

Some undersea emergency had come up and the dolphins and the mermaids
wanted her help.

She jumped up.

And then dove into the sea.

Leaving her lyre behind.

Lord Peter Pendlebrook had been walking along the cliffs of Cornwall and had noticed the woman who he didn’t know was a goddess.

He had heard her playing her lyre and thought, “What a lovely melody.”

He then noticed the seas suddenly becoming stormy.

“A sudden change in the weather,” Lord Peter Pendlebrook commented as he checked the barometer that sat atop his hat.

Then he suddenly noticed the woman diving into the sea.

“No, no, no!” Lord Peter Pendlebrook cried, “Don’t end it all. Life is worth living. Let’s talk.”

He came to the edge of the cliff and looked down sadly.

The waves churned and roared beneath him.

“I don’t suppose she survived the fall,” Lord Peter Pendlebrook thought mournfully to himself, “If I dive in to try to save her, it will be two deaths instead of one.”

Pendlebrook picked up the woman’s lyre and then walked back to his carriage some distance away which returned him to the inn where he was staying.

As he sat in the carriage, Lord Peter (who had a very good ear for music) played the melody on the lyre that he had heard the woman playing before she jumped.

“Strange,” he thought to himself, “Such a joyful melody she had been playing before she jumped. Makes one wonder why she jumped.”

Far away Amphitrite had answered the call of the sea.

The problems facing the dolphins and mermaids had been solved.

Thus the seas calmed down.

The only problem was she had left her lyre behind on that cliff.

She returned to fetch it.

But it was gone.

“I hope whoever took it will be very happy,” she said and dove back into the sea.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday June 6th 2021.

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Meili and The Immortal Fox

May 29, 2021 at 10:27 pm (Folklore, Mythology, Short Story) (, , )

Meili’s mother had vanished when she was young.

One day they were walking through the woods when a fierce storm came up.

Meili’s mother Niang had called out to the heavens for protection for her daughter.

The storm ceased but Meili’s mother had gone.

Although Meili did see a small fox disappear in the direction of a shrine in the woods.

Today was the day Meili was to be presented at the Imperial court.

How Meili wished her mother was here to help prepare her for her presentation at court.

As Meili sat in her bedroom wishing that, a small fox entered the room.

The fox went and stood by Meili.

A mist rose and became Meili’s mother Niang.

Niang helped Meili dress and then the crowning touch was when Niang put her blue sapphire broach in Meili’s hair.

It was then Meili realized that her mother Niang was truly a goddess.

Huxian Niangniang.

Fox Immortal Lady.

-A short story
written by Christopher
Saturday May 29th
2020.

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Dashwood Forrest Visits The Cornish Coast

May 28, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Ghost Story, Horror, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Dashwood Forrest the owner and curator of the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London decided to spend a few days away from London.

He decided to visit the coast of Cornwall and checked into a comfortable Bed and Breakfast in a small village on the Cornish coast.

He had heard on the radio in his room that a ferocious storm was approaching the coast.

Instead of being frightened by it, Forrest was excited about the idea of watching a storm on the Cornish coast.

It brought back those old stories of pirates and cutthroats and shipwrecks and ghosts that he had heard about the Cornish coast as a child.

He put on his heavy rainjacket and headed down to the cliff near the village to watch the storm unfold.

As he sat on the edge of the cliff, Forrest watched the tempest begin.

Storm clouds turned from gray to fierce black.

The waves churned and roared with all the fearsome turbulence the angry sea had to offer.

A streak of lightning came down seeking to pierce and slice the waves while thunder roared its approval.

Forrest thought he heard a voice cry out, “It’s a long way from the Cape of Good Hope to the coast of Cornwall.”

Strange, Forrest thought.

And then he looked and saw that infamous ghost ship The Flying Dutchman being tossed to and fro through the combatting waves while an eerie green ghostly light surrounded the ship and its torn masts.

The ship crashed and was torn apart on the jagged rocks under the cliff below.

Bodies of men appeared on the beach.

Bodies that quickly became skeletons.

And then turned to dust.

The broken wood of the ship seemed to vanish among the sea foam that washed up on to the beach.

Forrest sat there petrified and staring in disbelief at what he saw.

Meanwhile in London, Dashwood Forrest’s good friend Sherrielock Holmes was looking after the gallery for him.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield entered the gallery.

“Where’s Dashwood?” Renfeld asked.

“He’s taking a well deserved vacation,” Sherrielock answered, “Down to the Cornish coast.”

“Good for him,” Renfield nodded, “So any new items in the gallery?”.

“In fact, a new parcel came in this evening,” Sherrielock replied, “Containing a most magnificent and unusual painting. I’ve already had it unpacked and put on the wall over there.”

Renfield went over to look at the painting.

“I have the feeling,” Renfield remarked, “that Dashwood will be very surprised when he sees this.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 28th
2021.

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Arthur Meets Guinevere

May 27, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Mythology, Short Story) (, , , , , , , , )

Arthur king of the Britons had recently defeated the Anglo-Saxons in battle.

Under his peace terms, the Anglo-Saxons could continue to live in Britain but as peaceful citizens no longer prone to pillaging and plundering (or what today’s mainstream media would label “peaceful protests”).

During this time Arthur’s advisor Merlin found himself imprisoned in an oak tree as a result of a spell cast by the enchantress Vivian Nimue the Lady of The Lake.

When Merlin discovered that he had been imprisoned in the oak tree by Vivian, his notable words were, “I hate it when this happens.”

Without an advisor, Arthur wondered who he should turn to for advice.

He wondered if, now having defeated the Anglo-Saxons and now reigning over a peaceful kingdom, he should now marry.

Arthur decided to go to his older foster brother Sir Kay for advice.

Sir Kay was sitting there imbibing several glasses of mead when Arthur found him.

“Kay,” said Arthur, “I think I should marry. What do you think?”.

“I think that’s an excellent idea, Arthur,” Kay hiccoughed before passing out.

When Arthur went to bed that night, he was told by a voice that he should walk to the top of the hill overlooking Camelot the next morning and there he would meet his bride.

The next morning Arthur walked in the direction of the hill.

It just so happened that Guinevere the daughter of King Leodegrance of Cornouaille in Breton happened to be visiting Arthur’s kingdom and by chance happened to be walking on the hill that morning.

And thus it was that Arthur encountered Guinevere on that hill.

It was a magic moment as golden rays pierced through the clouds and a dove rose in the sky to bless their meeting.

A meeting that marked the beginning of the magic of Camelot and all that city stood for.

Of course someday all that magic would unravel with the arrival of a French knight called Lancelot at King Arthur’s court but that is another story.

-A short story written by Christopher
Thursday May 27th 2021.

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Alfred The Great Receives A Visit From Cana Cludhmor

May 26, 2021 at 10:37 pm (Fantasy, Folklore, History, Mythology, Short Story) (, , )

Alfred the Great Receives A Visit From Cana Cludhmor

Alfred the Great (848/49-26th October 899) was king of the West Saxons from 871 to 886 and then king of all the Anglo-Saxons from 886 to 899.

He was the youngest son of King Aethelwulf (reigned 839-858) who died when Alfred was young.

Alfred’s three older brothers Aethelbald, Aethulberht and Aethulred all reigned before him.

When his last older brother Aethulred died in April 871, the kingdoms of the Anglo-Saxons were under siege by the Vikings.

While Alfred was busy with the burial ceremonies for his brother, the Danes defeated the Anglo-Saxons at an unknown spot in Alfred’s absence.

Alfred then went on to meet the Danes at the Battle of Wilton in May 871.

He was defeated smashing any remaining hope that Alfred could drive away the invaders from his kingdom.

Alfred was instead forced to make peace with them and pay them tribute.

When the young Alfred returned to his castle shortly after the battle and had gone to bed falling into a deep sleep, he was awakened by the sound of a harp playing.

Alfred looked up and noticed a beautiful woman standing there playing the harp.

“Who are you?” Alfred asked as his loyal, faithful and ever alert (?) watch dog continued to sleep on the rug besides his bed.

“I am Cana Cludhmor the inventor of the harp,” the woman answered.

“You sound Irish?” Alfred noted.

“Indeed,” the woman nodded, “The Irish venerate me as their goddess of music, inspiration and dreams.”

“What do you want?” Alfred asked.

“Be not discouraged by your recent defeat by the Vikings,” Cana Cludhmor said, “For the next time you are awakened by the playing of my harp again, note you shall achieve victory against the Danes.”

Seven years later in May 878 Alfred was awakened by Cana Cludhmor’s harp playing and went on to defeat the Vikings at the Battle of Edington (also known as the Battle of Ethandun).

One of the terms of the Danish surrender was that Guthrum the leader of the Danish Great Heathen Army convert to Christianity.

Three weeks later Guthrum and 29 of his chief men were baptised at Alfred’s court with Alfred becoming Guthrum’s godfather.

Guthrum took the baptismal name of Aethelstan.

Under his baptismal name of Aethelstan, he ruled as king of East Anglia from 879 to 890.

And thus with the playing of an Irish Celtic harp, Alfred the Great defeated the Vikings.

-A short story written by Christopher
Thursday May 26th 2021.

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