Haiku About Harry Potter

September 23, 2015 at 6:12 pm (Literature, Movies, Poetry) (, , , )

Haiku About Harry Potter

Scar on his forehead
Mark of Voldemort is also
Harry’s destiny

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20 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Wasn’t it Harry that became Darth Vader?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      They’ll no doubt make a movie to that effect.

      That way Hollywood producers will be counting the box office profits from drawing in both the Harry Potter fanatics and the Star Wars fanatics to see the film. 🙂

      • Hyperion said,

        It will be pandemonium on opening night. 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Fistfights will break out between Chewbacca lookalikes and the goblins. 🙂

      • Hyperion said,

        What an entertaining dilemma when everyone finds out their light sabers and magic wands don’t work. Then it’s going to be ear pulling and nose tweaking till the cops show up an their tazers DO work. ZAP! EEeeeeeiiiiouch!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A painful lesson for fighting moviegoers inside the theatre on both sides of the fan base.

        Darth Vader and Voldemort will appear holding hands together and saying, “Why can’t we all get along?”.

        And William Shatner will be standing outside the theatre holding a microphone and saying, “Weird or what?”.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, and behind William Shatner is a melee of costumed characters beating each other with plastic light sabers and skinny hickory sticks with red paint on the end. And thus the modern version of gladiator sports is born leading to government regulation and more taxation. I’d pay money to see that too 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Barack Obama grins and says, “You will, Daniel, you will.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Ha ha ha! They have my number for sure. The Dragons promise me that Cybrids will fix this problem once and for all. 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the Cybrid who’s encouraged by Willy Nilly to help empty the contents of your bourbon collection will look at the button in Obama’s nuclear suitcase and say, “Oh, I wonder what this button does.”

        The Cybrid’s curiosity will put an end to taxation, the IRS and everything else for that matter.

      • Hyperion said,

        That would make a really good story. Maybe when I crank the dragon story back up we’ll have a curious otter brained cybrid that pushes Domi’s buttons. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A Cybrid otter and Domi. 🙂

        That will really get people talking and otter tongues wagging.

      • Hyperion said,

        I have a picture. They like each other a lot. 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        😀

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Oh, that Harry has the life! 😉
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  3. Sherrie de Valeria said,

    ??? wah hahaha … What are you both talking about? Plastic light saber and wands! Darth Vader vs Voldermort. And both have special name that has “V” in it.

    At the background there are Oliver & Jeffery cheering happily with the three pole dancers watching the battle. Cheers! 😀

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the 3 downriver pole otters were pole dancing up and down Han Solo’s light saber. 😀

      • Sherrie de Valeria said,

        Han Solo’s too, got STONED there, remember? That’s because he has not the light saber! 😛

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Not until he accidentally spilled green fluorescent paint on his you know what while using the urinal.

        Then when a mini skirted 30-year-old Hermione Granger wannabe walked by, his light saber pole was standing at attention even though they were not playing the Battle Hymn of the Old Galactic Republic. 😀

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