Zombie Nosferatu Major League Baseball

April 5, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sports, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a podcast on this Monday evening.

Renfield read his script as he sipped a glass of brandy, “Antichrist worshipping Georgia senator and satanic Rev. Raphael Warnock the warlock denied the literal Resurrection of Christ in his Easter Sunday sermon.
He was denounced as a heretic by lawyer Jenna Ellis.
Blithering idiot and MSNBC resident airhead Joy Reid rushed to the apostate Rev. Warnock’s defense.
Snivelling to Jenna Ellis in an airheaded tweet, “Madame, I’m gonna take Rev. Warnock’s word as a Pastor and a scholar on the Word over yours, if you don’t mind” pointing out that Rev. Warnock is the senior pastor of the late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s former church.
Ignoring the fact that the terms “Scholar” and “Democratic Party politician” are mutually exclusive of one another, the fact that Rev. Warnock the warlock is senior pastor of Martin Luther King Jr.’s Church doesn’t mean dick (and we’re not talking Cressida the Fascist female police commissioner of the Metropolitan London Police Service here).
Saint Peter once called Jesus “the Christ, the Son of the Living God” and today we have sitting on the Throne of Peter someone who once told an Italian journalist back in 2018 that “when Jesus became Incarnate as Man, He ceased to be God.”
Just because a Church once had an illustrious predecessor doesn’t mean that its current occupant isn’t a heretic and a twit.”

Renfield then went on to his next story.

On the screen behind him was a a photo of 8 “Night of The Living Dead” style zombies wearing 1919 Chicago White Sox uniforms and having the caption 8 Men Way Out above them and the caption Field of Nightmares below them.

“Well the latest North American professional sports league to have its brains eaten by zombies and become “woke” as a result is Major League Baseball which is going to boycott the All-Stars Professional Baseball Game in Atlanta, Georgia because the Georgia government recently passed a law making it a requirement for a voter to have valid ID in order to be able to vote in an election in Georgia.
Major League Professional Baseball, as a result of being brain dead and “woke”, has denounced the voter ID requirement law as being “racist”.
The only person stupid enough to believe that having a valid ID card in order to vote is “racist” would be a white leftist liberal.
Which explains why the white leftist liberals were in fact the first ones to come up with this absurd assertion.
White liberals (most of whom secretly believe that all blacks are stupid and are incapable of getting through life without the help of they- the white liberal self-proclaimed saviours) do not think that blacks are capable of reading and writing and filling out an application for a valid ID card on their own.
Thus to have a valid ID card in order to vote is “racist” in the white liberal’s way of thinking or rather way of NOT thinking.
And those who are non-white and agree with the white liberal’s way of NOT thinking, then judging them by the content of their character and not the colour of their skin, sad to say these people are idiots who have chosen to have their lips surgically attached to the buttocks of the corrupt, graft ridden and pedophilia promoting U.S. Democratic Party machine.
And on a final note, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Major League Baseball announced that it would be boycotting the All-Stars Baseball Game in Atlanta on the day right after it announced that it had signed a very lucrative financial deal for broadcast rights in Asia with the huge Communist China telecoms giant corporation TenCent (which is definitely worth an infinite amount more than 10c).
TenCent is well known for its close ties to the CCP government in Beijing.
And as we all know the CCP wants a “woke” brain dead zombie America.
Because as the Big Bad Wolf dressed as Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother might put it, “The better it is to control you, my dear.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 5th


  1. daemontine said,

    Hi, do you know what Q-Anon is? I ask as this piece of writing reflects almost verbatim what it (they) R schilling in Georgia and it sounds like you went and done took the bait. Reducing what has happened/is happening there to simply asking for voter ID is not just an unfair assessment it’s untrue. Now maybe you want that political fiction within your own myth making, but it’s a reckless news report on your part. And to jump on the “woke-a-cola” bandwagon is to perpetuate the current white supremacist backlash. MLB Baseball fans from the Grand Old Party are bluffing when they say they R gonna boycott the sport.

    Anyhow, I felt somewhat obligated to assist U across the drink. I have experience with Georgia… where U may not have any, in actuality.

    Your writing is usually more interesting when playing on contemporary world problems… but alas this is purely a derivative/meme. Q-Anon would be proud of you.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Q-Anon takes its name from Qanon the Japanese transgendered god of a Kyoto Buddhist temple and who dresses in drag pretending to be Kwan Yin the Asian Buddhist goddess of mercy when he isn’t (The Canon camera invented in Japan in 1934 takes its name from him pretending to be her. Thus Canon Cameras and Canon copying machines owe their name to Qanon).

      Qanon is a Japanese god best known for practicing deception and giving out false information.

      Thus when Q-Anon first emerged as a phenomenon back in the mid-2010s, I, with my knowledge of world mythology and mythologies, was not impressed.

      I thought its name was a clear case of Edgar Allan Poe’s Purloined Letter hiding in plain sight but only for those with eyes to see and ears to hear which isn’t the case for the vast majority of the American people of whatever political stripe or persuasion who seem to know nothing whatsoever about world culture or mythologies outside their borders.

      And Q-Anon has done exactly that – practiced deception and given out false information although they do chuck out occasional kernels of truth.

      The fact that you talk about white supremacy and object to woke people being called brainless zombies (which is probably because you’re a woke brainless zombie yourself as most young people these days are) doesn’t take away from the fact that you’re a useful idiot for the cause of Neo-Bolshevik Communism which is threatening to take over the United States and most of the world.

      Among the stupid erroneous assumptions you hold is that I support the GOP.

      The fact that I’m a monarchist and therefore wouldn’t support the Republicans is no doubt beyond your limited intellectual capacity.

      Personally I think you’re an idiot who has fallen for the Neo-Bolshevik Communist propaganda out there today.

      But in this idiocy and stupidity you’re definitely not alone.

      So has most of the population in the Western world.

      So don’t feel bad.

      You’re not alone in your stupidity and zombie awokeness.

      As for Q-Anon , I don’t fall for their stupidity like those on the far right do.

      But neither do I fall for the stupidity of Neo-Bolshevik Communist propaganda (promoted by those global oligarchy paid prostitutes and whores in the mainstream news media) like you do.

      As I said before, Q-Anon did occasionally throw out kernels of truth (albeit not very often) to give themselves some credibility.

      And one of those kernels of truth was that Bill and Hillary Clinton are involved in pedophilia (google the number of photos of Bill Clinton taken with Jeffrey Epstein- you’d be surprised).

      And if you are so stupid as to actually think that Bill and Hillary Clinton and Joe and Hunter Biden and Pope Francis and many of the American Catholic hierarchy are not involved in pedophilia and child rape, then I’ve got some swampland in Florida and a bridge in Brooklyn that I’d like to sell you.

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