Renfieldian Podcast For Friday May 20th 2022
Spending a Friday evening listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night podcast
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.
Began Renfield, “In the news today the Russian ruble is now at a 4 year high after Joe Biden’s past 4 months effort to destroy the Russian economy…”
Renfield went on, “In other news, rock star Bono asked the Pope a question at yesterday’s pontifical educational initiative.
Bono asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if he thinks that women and girls play the same role in tackling the climate crisis?”.
Pope Francis answered, “In the common saying, we usually talk about Mother Earth not Father Earth.”
A man dressed as a kangaroo who was standing next to Bono then asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if this means that he as the Holy Father would be unable to breastfeed my joey?”.
A transgendered member of Joe Biden’s cabinet, who was standing next to the kangaroo, objected to the transphobic tone of the kangaroo’s question.”
Renfield went on to other news, “At next week’s upcoming annual World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland, shamans from the Amazon region of South America will be displaying magic mushrooms and other psychedelic plant specimens.
Yes, Bloomberg magazine is happy to report that business and political oligarchs meeting at Davos’ World Economic Forum will be able to explore the opportunities for personal and business growth in drugs.
The oligarchs will get a chance to stop at the “House of Psychedelics” along the Davos promenade and inquire how they might be able to use psychedelics.
This psychedelic showcase is a sign of the growing interest in still-illegal substances among the architects of “The Great Reset”.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster informs me (following one of his non-psychedelic visions) that Pope Francis is considering appointing a stacked Vatican Commission to investigate whether Communion host wafers can be made from something else other than bread and more specifically from certain plants in the Amazon region of South America.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi hit her head upon hearing the news and remarked, “Of all the times San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone picked to bar me from receiving Holy Communion.”
Rumour has it that Ms. Pelosi is considering buying a membership in a Pro-Life organization.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 20th
2022.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Hyperion said,
May 21, 2022 at 9:41 pm
Hmmm, I suspect if Amazon psychedelics become a widespread grocery item, we’ll have to deal with the panic and mayhem caused by a mushroom shortage. I find it very strange that the US economy is entering the worst phase in 40 years and gas prices are the highest in history while Russia’s Ruble is soaring. There are so many soiled adult diapers awaiting pickup on Capitol Hill, the national guard has been called in to haul them away. In the meantime, there is a baby formula shortage and the US government is flying military cargo planes to Europe to create a new Berlin Airlift of baby formula and adult diapers back to the U.S. It only took Biden and his appointees 2 years to bring the US to its knees embarrassing Pootin who has tried for 20 years without success.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 21, 2022 at 10:25 pm
Yes, Biden could certainly teach Putin a thing or two.
Like how to sniff a woman’s hair.
And how to relieve oneself without the inconvenience of having to sit on a toilet.
Hyperion said,
May 22, 2022 at 8:22 am
I think Pootin is too isolated. If a Dragon Sister had gotten to him in his younger days, he would never have lost his mind nor sold his soul to Rasputin and the ghost of Joseph Stalin.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 22, 2022 at 7:15 pm
Yes, it’s too bad Sherrielock Holmes hadn’t got to him back in the day either in Saint Petersburg or Moscow or Dresden, East Germany. 🍑🏏💃🏻
Hyperion said,
May 22, 2022 at 7:27 pm
He might have become famous as Rudolf the Red buns Rooskie.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 22, 2022 at 7:38 pm
“Rudolph the Red buns Rooskie had a very shiny bum
And if you ever saw it, it would turn blue with rum…” 🎵🎶
Hyperion said,
May 22, 2022 at 7:47 pm
😂😂😂 hot cross buns, hot cross buns, see how he runs. Pootin poked the Farmer’s wife, who chased him with a carving knife.
See how he runs, see how he runs…” 🎼🎵🎹🏃🏻♂️. 🔪🍑
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 22, 2022 at 9:19 pm
“Joe’s diaper doth smell, Joe’s diaper doth smell,
Hi-ho-the-dairy-o,
Joe’s diaper doth smell…” 😳😮😨😱😷💩🎶🎵
Hyperion said,
May 23, 2022 at 10:15 am
🎼Joe Biden likes to go to France
He also likes to poop his pants
Poop his pants
POOP his Pants! 🎵
🤪💨💦💩🪰🫢🫣😵💫🤢
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 23, 2022 at 12:43 pm
I’m starting to feel like a kid in elementary school again for some reason. 😜
voodooville said,
May 25, 2022 at 11:33 pm
I think diapers are bad for kids, they are not good hygiene.
Packaged living has made that normal, but it is unhealthy.
Once we started diapering kids, it was just a matter of time, before we diapered Presidents, Emperors, and Prime Ministers, and used them for the new world order agenda.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 26, 2022 at 1:31 pm
Very true.
prolificwritersacademy said,
May 22, 2022 at 1:43 pm
Lovely
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 22, 2022 at 7:20 pm
Thanks, Priscilla. 🙂
prolificwritersacademy said,
May 23, 2022 at 4:40 pm
Anytime❤️
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 23, 2022 at 7:35 pm
❤