Glittering and Dazzling Arizona Sunset, British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak Calls Snap UK General Election, Renfield Prepares For Electoral Battle and The Belle of The Banquet

May 22, 2024 at 10:00 pm (AI Generated Images, Art, Art History, Arts, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (AI Generated Images, Amadeus Emanon, Arizona Sunsets, Charlotte Rose Colbourne, Great Britain, King Charles III, Lord Wilburmere, Renfield R. Renfield, Rishi Sunak, Sir Keir Rodney Starmer, The Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby, Vigo The Carpathian)

Glittering In The Sunset

Dazzling Sunset

. . .

Standing at a podium in front of the assembled press at his Prime Ministerial Residence of 10 Downing Street London, British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announced that he was calling a snap UK General Election for this coming July 4th 2024.

British Labour Party leader Sir Keir Rodney Starmer was ecstatic about an election being called seeing as how Labour was currently ahead in the polls.

Starmer, anticipating a Labour Party victory, thought to himself that it was no wonder that the new monarch King Charles III was painted all red in his official portrait unveiled earlier this month.

Dorian Red Portrait of King Charles III:
The Ghostbusters II Version

Will the ghost of Vigo the Carpathian now move to Great Britain?

Will Dorian Gray find his picture a little crowded in Rod Serling’s Night Gallery?

The Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby spewed chai ☕️ tea out of his mouth when he heard the news that Rishi Sunak had called a UK General Election for this coming July 4th.

“But that’s the date of our annual ecclesiastical cricket 🏏 match,” Welby protested, “between the Flaming Heretics and the Lukewarm Fencesitters. Now we’ll have to either cancel or postpone it.”

The Archbishop wept in his buttered chicken and curried goat.

. . .

“One little slice of lemon pie 🥧 won’t add much to your waistline,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield offered his good friend Amadeus Emanon the last slice of lemon pie left on the plate, “Eating 3 dozen cheeseburgers 🍔 will. But not one little slice of lemon pie.”

Amadeus took the slice and ate it.

He then went over to the antique landline phone and ordered 3 dozen cheeseburgers 🍔 for delivery.

Amadeus would have eaten the apple 🍎 long before Eve had he been in the Garden.

“I suppose,” Amadeus wondered what was taking the delivery person so long as soon as he had placed his order and put the phone down, “that you’ll be booking a room in Tewkesbury to start doing your campaigning for re-election.”

Renfield R. Renfield was the British Arthurian Party MP (as well as British Arthurian Party leader) for the constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds.

“Yes, probably the same room in Tewkesbury that I stayed in during my last 2 election campaigns there,” Renfield answered, “a room in a Bed and Breakfast place on Tewkesbury’s main street about 3 or 4 blocks away from the John Halifax Gentleman mill on the River Avon. I stay in the Blue Room there. The Blue Room is what they call the room that the poet-Paradise Lost author John Milton and his daughter stayed in when they lived in Tewkesbury. The same room that a Calgary geopolitical analyst and his father stayed in for a few days back when the geopolitical analyst visited England for the first time with his dad back when he was 8 years old.”

“I understand that your geopolitical analyst friend when he was 29 years old and visiting Britain for the second time with his dad stayed in the same room in a Bed and Breakfast place in Jedburgh Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 that the British Romantic poet William Wordsworth and his sister Dorothy used to stay in when they visited Jedburgh Scotland,” Amadeus reflected.

“Yes, he always seems to stay in the same rooms as great literary figures,” Renfield reflected.

The doorbell rang.

“About time,” Amadeus raced to the door.

He came back carrying his large bag of 3 dozen cheeseburgers 🍔.

“You know you have an unusual metabolism,” Renfield commented, “If you had the same metabolism as other people, you’d be about the same size as the dozen trayfuls of lasagna loving Pope Francis. And then you could lecture people about the sins of Climate Change, Greed and Gluttony like Pope Francis does.”

. . .

Lord Wilburmere was a member of the British House of Lords.

He was a Conservative peer in the House of Lords.

But an old time Churchillian conservative.

Not the silly twits who had been running the British Conservative Party for the past 60 years.

As an old time Churchillian Conservative, Lord Wilburmere was good friends with British Arthurian Party leader Renfield R. Renfield.

He was thinking of publicly endorsing Renfield.

Maybe he should ask his lovely and beautiful niece Charlotte Rose Colbourne to campaign for Renfield.

In fact his lovely and beautiful niece Charlotte Rose Colbourne was present at the banquet tonight he was hosting.

In fact all eyes at the banquet were on the lovely and beautiful Charlotte Rose Colbourne.

The Belle of The Banquet

Arizona Sunset
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Wednesday May 22nd
2024.

Rishi Sunak, Sir Keir Rodney Starmer
and The Archbishop of Canterbury
Justin Welby
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Wednesday May 22nd
2024.

Renfield R. Renfield
and Amadeus Emanon
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Wednesday May 22nd
2024.

The Belle of The Banquet
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2024.

Charlotte Rose Colbourne
The Belle of The Banquet
and Lord Wilburmere
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Wednesday May 22nd
2024.